And so, the team now stood out with these members

Kazuya Mishima: Leader of the pack (and bad to the bone (tararararam) bad to the bone (tararararam))

Jun Kazama: The pure side of things

Jin Kazama: The heartthrob of many female Tekken fans out there

Lee Chaolan: Another heartthrob of many female Tekken fans out there

Kuma: Everyone's favourite pet bear (for now anyway)

Paul Phoenix: The usual suspect

Marshall and Forest Law: The Bruce-Lee side of things

Tiger Jackson: The 1970's obsessed nutter

Steve Fox: Our very first boxer (Well, excluding Chrith Eubankth)

Yoshimitsu: The resident Ninja

King: The People's Champion (King: IF YOU SMEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLELELELELELELELELLLEEELLLLLLL WHAT THE KING…is cooking)

After being in the West Midlands of Britain, they found themselves in Hong Kong, China.

"Great!" moaned Paul, "After spending a decade learning Japanese so I could order a pizza over in Tokyo, I find myself in China!"

"Ah, stop your moaning!" Steve retorted, "You chose to join this group, so live with it"

Paul suddenly went into a state of shock, remembering what those toddlers did to him. The milk, the trip, the Barney The Dinosaur™ tunes. Then he ran off, screaming. Whilst the Law family engaged in some Chinese culture, Kazuya thought deeply about the search.

"How come, from Japan, we went all the way to Britain before going to China?" he uttered, "I mean, that just doesn't make any sense!"

"Sure, yeah, anything you say" spoke Jin, whilst he was playing on a Neo Geo-whatever-it-is-cos-I-forgot-it's-name.

Jun was about to say something when-

"#Night fever, night fevveeeeeerrrr, we know how to do it#" sang Yoshimitsu and Tiger, doing some disco dancing, with the locals looking on.

"Dammit! Stop that!" growled Lee as he wailed on the 1970's obsessive with 2 head kicks, followed by a Silver Sting Kick

"Ow! That hurt Spikey, you turkey!" Tiger spat back and gave Lee a Samba Kick to the head, then swept him off his feet with some Flair Sweeps.

"Hey! He's my brother! Get your own damn punching bag!" Kazuya yelled and bashed Tiger over the head with a frying pan

"Hey! We were jamming great then!" whined Yoshimitsu and gave Kazuya a Ballerina Kick

"Leave my dad alone Tin-man!" Jin wailed and gave Yoshimitsu's chin a taste of the Demon Steel Pedal Kick

"Hey! Leave Yoshi alone!" cried Steve and whacked Jin in the face with a set of British Rush punches

"You leave my son alone!" scolded Jun and drove Steve's face to the floor with a cartwheel kick

Then, suddenly-

'MEE-MAW MEE-MAW MEE-MAW MEE-MAW!'

A police car drove up to the fighting team of people, and out of the car came…

"LEI!" exclaimed the group

"That's Detective Lei Wulong to you, or Super Cop, or Super Police, any of them" Lei stated

The group decided to bear that in mind.

"Anyway," began Lei, as he walked up past each member of the group, handcuffing them, "You and charged with causing a violent disturbance, anything you say or do will be held against you in court. Any questions?"

"I have one," spoke Kazuya, "Do you know who I am?!"

"Yes, you're Kazuya Mishima, and you're under arrest!" he replied, "Take them away!"

Jun sighed; she knew what she had to do. Even though Lei was her friend, she couldn't let the group get arrested. After all, they were in the middle of a vital quest.

"Lei!" she called out to the detective, "Do you have a minute?"

"Best make this quick," he replied, "The life of a Hong Kong detective is very valuable. One mistake on a case and 2 years of work can just go (clicks finger) like that"

"I was just wondering whether you wanted to go out for a coffee later." She stated

"Well," replied Lei, thinking he was in for a chance here, "Let's see what the judge says…"

The whole group (apart from Paul, who ran off, The Law family, who were sightseeing, and King, who was signing autographs) raised their eyebrows in shock.

"Please can you let us go?" Jun asked in her sweetest voice, "We could go out tonight if you want"

Kazuya raised his eyebrows in shock now. Jin was still playing his game (only that now he was pressing the buttons with his toes).

"Well…"

"Pleeeeeeeeaaaasseeeeeeeee"

"Yeah, pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeeeeeee" copied the group (apart from Kazuya and Jin)

"Ok, I'll let you off on a warning, but no more of this business!" the Super Cop relented, taking off the handcuffs

"Thanks man!" smiled Jin, "Now I can get through my game more easily!"

"You offered to go out with him?!?!" seethed Kazuya

"Don't worry Kazuya, I'll keep this as a 'friends going out' deal" she replied, "Besides, you know I wouldn't do that. I'm not Anna Williams y'know"

"And that's what I like about you." Kazuya spoke suavely, followed by a blushing Jun

Paul came back, looking pale in the face and exhausted

"I'm ok." He wheezed

Later that night…

Lei was dressed in his best clothes, waiting by a club called 'The Club' (owned by a person with no imagination). He would finally be able to go out with Jun Kazama! After all, a crush doesn't last for 19-21 years does it?

Then, Jun arrived, along with our valiant group members.

"Hey" she said, greeting Lei

"Hey," Lei replied back, looking nervous

"What's the matter?" Jun asked

Lei motioned with his head, pointing towards the group members

"We're Jun's chaperones," explained the silver-haired Lee Chaolan

"Ah." Uttered Lei.

They all walked into the building (with Lei letting Jun in first, being the gentleman that his is). It was an elegant tuxedo-type of club, all posh and stuff (and with a karaoke bar for some reason). Lei and Jun moved to their table whilst the rest of the gang sat at the opposite table. Then, for some reason, Kuma started going nuts

"Hey!" cried Tiger, "Stop jumping Yogi!"

"What is up with that damn bear?" growled Kazuya

"Sure, yeah, anything you say," spoke Jin, tapping away at his Gameboy™

Lee looked in Kuma's direction and saw why he was jumping

"It's Xiaoyu and that Panda she's always with" he told the group
"Just great! I need a punching bear!" said Paul, with his words dripping with poison, and then he was knocked out a big furry paw to the face and then Kuma ran (well, crawled) off.

"Where's that big ol' grizzly get to now?" asked King

The group shrugged their shoulders.

Then, the intro to a well-known song started playing

"Ah crap!" groaned the whole group

Meanwhile, with Jun and Lei

"So," spoke Lei, "How did you like your food?"

"It's ok," replied Jun, "It's nice how they cook it right at your table, but I'm not sure about the washing up"

"Well, I'm sorry if there's a problem," spoke the dishwasher, who was washing their plates right at their table, "But I tend to work very hard at this"

"Oh, I'm sorry" apologised Jun, "I didn't mean to-"

"Save it," said the dishwasher, "I already know". And then he left.

"Well, anyway," Lei said, changing the subject, "How's life?"

"Not too bad," replied Jun, "At the moment, me and Kazuya are on a quest."

"Oh, really?" said Lei, sounding as if his chances had been shattered

"Yeah, we're looking for our mail because somebody stole it, and on our travels we met loads of people and they joined our group."

"Ah, that explains the size of the group!" Lei spoke, sounding as if his chances were raised

"Yeah!" Jun said, smiling, "I don't know if Kazuya would approve, but would you want to join the group?"

"Sure I would! After all, you were my best friend at the Second Tekken tournament and I think I owe you a favour as well"

Jun smiled. "Thank you Lei"

"Anytime at all Jun," Lei replied, "Anytime at all"

Then a musical intro played

"Hey, isn't that…"

With Ling Xiaoyu and Panda

"So, Panda," Ling spoke, "Been up to anything"

Panda growled

"Well, I'm sorry I took so long after school, but I got a detention." She excused, "Damn maths teacher! She's a right old bint!"

Then, Panda looked around and tried to hide under the table

"Panda!" exclaimed Ling, "What are you doing?"

Panda whined

Ling looked around and spotted-

"Oh no! Kuma!" she groaned, "Oh, wait, he's leaving"

Panda sighed and sat back on the chair.

Then a musical intro played.

Ling and Panda turned around to the karaoke stage

"Oh crap!" moaned Ling

Panda growled

At the Karaoke bar
(this is a translation from Kuma's growlings, in the form of Bear-Fax)
Kuma: Er, ok, this is a song for the panda sitting at that table (points to table) Ok (ahem)
(musical intro plays)

#Uptown bear
She's been living in her uptown lair
I bet she never had a back street bear
I bet her mama never told her where

I'm gonna try for an uptown bear
She looks good with her black and white hair
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown bear
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown bear
You know I've seen her in her uptown lair
She's getting tired of her high class pubs
And all her presents from her uptown cubs
She's got a choice

Uptown bear
You know I can't afford to take a dare
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of bear I've been
And then I'll win

And when she's walking
She's looking so fine
And when she's talking
She'll say that she's mine

She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love
With and uptown bear
Unlike humans, she doesn't have a pair
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown bear
That's what I am

Uptown bear
She's my uptown bear
You know I'm in love
With an uptown bear

My uptown bear
You know I'm in love
With an uptown bear
My uptown bear
You know I'm in love
With an uptown bear
My uptown bea-ack! (pulled off stage by our team)
(Bear-Fax off)

"What the hell are you doing?" exclaimed Kazuya

Then Ling and Panda suddenly walked up to them

Panda growled at Kuma, with Kuma growling back, with no one understanding what they were saying

"Someone turn on the Bear-Fax!" cried out Forest

"Forest!" exclaimed Marshall

"Well, sorry, but I'd like to know what the hell they're saying" Forest retorted

"They're having some kind of lovers tiff," spoke Paul, "I know, I beat Kuma up a couple of times before in the past"

"Hey! Paul did something useful!" exclaimed Forest

"Well, that's what it said last-"

Kuma growled angrily at Paul

"Well, it's true!" Paul growled back

"What's going on here?" spoke a un-mysterious voice (cos our team know it's Lei)

"Nothing Mr Wulong," replied Kazuya, "Oh, and I know Jun let you into our group and I accept that…for now. Just don't screw anything up"

Lei rolled his eyes

"Would you mind explaining to me what the hell is going on here?" Ling spoke angrily, "You ruined my dinner with Panda!"

"Oh don't worry about it," replied Jin, "We're just passing by on our search for-"

"THE HOLY MAIL!!!" the whole group (including Lei) spoke grandly

"Oh, cool, can me and Panda join in?" asked the young schoolgirl

"On a cold day in-" started Kazuya, but he was interrupted

"Of course you can!" Jin interrupted, "We'd be happy to have you and Panda with us"

"Great!" she said happily

Panda whined

"Don't worry" Ling spoke to Panda in a comforting tone, "I'll keep Kuma away from you"

Kazuya groaned.

"Great! We have a flirt, an airhead and a another bloody big bear on the team!" he moaned, "What else can go wrong?!"

A waiter came by and gave Kazuya the check.

"$150.00!?!" he exclaimed

"That includes the dinners of the lady and Mr Wulong (totalling $30.00), and damages to our karaoke machine when you pulled that bear off the stage ($120.00)" the waiter explained

Kazuya rested his face in his hands, then regained his composure. Then he writ out a cheque.

"Keep the change," he uttered in a scarily calm tone

"Oh, and a tip?" the waiter suggested, holding out his hand.

Kazuya growled, and turned into Devil

"HERE'S A TIP, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!" Devil Kazuya growled in an tone from hell itself, scaring the waiter away

"Phwoar! It smells rank here now!" said Jin, holding his nose

"Probably the waiter," Kazuya replied, after reverting back to his normal self, "Now let's get the hell outta here!"

And so, our not-so-merry team left China with 3 new members. Lei, Ling and Panda. But sadly, they didn't find any letters this time. But they still go on with their quest.  So don't miss out on 'The Search For the Holy Mail Part 6: Watch Out! Bryan's About!'. Where:

o The team meet Bryan Fury and his evil army of swans!

o Kazuya fights a mysterious person (being serious here now)

o King gets drunk!

o Jin makes out with someone, gets them pregnant and starts up a new family...haha! Sike! He doesn't, but he does show that he isn't just a pretty boy who spends all days of the week engrossed in video games…well, hopefully he will
 

To be continued…