After exploring many terrains, after exploring many countries and after slurping down many bottles of Coca Cola™, Pepsi™, Lilt™ and various other drinks. They found themselves in (of all places) Wyre Forest (in the West Midlands of Britain, go visit!) Steve had something very important to say.

"I have something important to say" said Steve

"Wow! Isn't that a first?" Kazuya sarcastically replied

"Please, don't mention thirst!" wheezed Forest, "Damn, I really need a drink!"

"Well, I did offer you a brewski," stated Paul, "But your Dad wouldn't let me"

"You already took him off to that tournament!" exclaimed Marshall, "I'm not letting you pickle his brain either!"

"Talk about over-protective!" Lee sarcastically spoke

"Hey! I'm the sarcastic one!" Kazuya exclaimed

"Eh?" muttered Lee as he looked through his script, "Ah yeah, you're right there"

"Good." Replied Kazuya, as he sipped down his can of Dr Pepper™

"I still have something to say here!" groaned Steve

Kuma growled

"Yeah, sure, anything you say." Spoke Jin, still fiddling around with his Gameboy Advanced™

"I think we should listen to Steve, he might have something important to say." Jun spoke, trying to reach out to the group

"It IS important!" Steve seethed

"Hey, calm down cat, you know that getting hot ain't a good thing." Spoke up Tiger

" #We're gonna rock down to, Electric Avenue!# " sung Yoshimitsu

"Getting hot is a good thing!" retaliated Jin, "Look at my physique! I made Tekken famous thanks to these pecs"

Kazuya nodded to Lee, Lee nodded back, Lee nodded to Steve, Steve nodded back, Steve nodded to Tiger, Tiger nodded back, Tiger nodded to Yoshimitsu, Yoshimitsu nodded back, Yoshimitsu nodded to Kuma, Kuma…growled, then they all smacked Jin upside the head.

"Ow!" Jin yelped

"What's the matter sweetie?" Jun said in her comforting tone

"Dad, Lee, Steve, Tiger, Yoshi and Kuma smacked me upside the head!" he moaned

"No we didn't!" Kazuya, Lee, Tiger, etc exclaimed

"Did too!" retaliated the 21-used-to-be-19 year old fighter

"Did not!" Kazuya and the team (apart from Forest, Marshall and Paul, who were debating about the influence of alcohol on the young <if you call 25 young>) retaliated back

"Well, whichever is true, stop it and behave!" Jun scolded

"We will." They all said in unison

"By Toshin I'm thirsty!" Forest exclaimed, sounding exhausted

"Yaaagh!" Jin, Jun, Lee(?) and Kazuya cried out

"Eh?" spoke a dumbfounded Paul

"Thought 'e would know, considering that 'e's been in the game since the start!" muttered Steve

"Forest! Don't mention…er…that guy to them!" Marshall scolded his son

"What guy? Toshin?" Forest replied

"Yaaaagh!"

"Stop it!" Marshall scolded again, but was pushed down by Paul

"Don't listen to him, keep saying that name…well, whenever around Kazuya anyway" Paul advised

"Er, ok, but anyway, why the hell do they do that when I say Toshin?" asked the young Bruce Lee look-alike

"Yaaagh!"

"Well," began Jun, taking a deep breath, "We get like that when you mention the God of Fighting's name because we have painful memories of him."

"Yeah," intervened Yoshimitsu, "Jun was killed by Toshin, which explains Jin and Jun's torment along with Kazuya's, and Lee was supposedly killed by Toshin with the Tekken Force group that tried to restrain it in Mexico"

"Well, actually," Jun contradicted, "It's because he was so hard to work with, which gave Jin horrible memories, and he stole some of Kazuya's, Lee's and my moves which gave us horrible memories because he made them look like absolute faeces"

The team went silent

"Er, what are faeces?" Paul questioned

"Oh, come on!" moaned Steve, "You're 46! In your life you HAVE to have known what faeces are!"

"Hey, lay off man!" Paul growled, "You Brits are always such a bunch of smart-asses, so why don't you explain what 'fee-cees' or whatever means!"

"Are you making a racist remark?" Steve angrily put in, "Cos Brits and American's are different races in different countries y'know!! Get a person in Mexico, his ancestors come from Spain, yet he's considered to be a Mexican. Get a person in America, his ancestors come from Britain yet he's consid-"

"Will you please shut-the-hell up!" spoke a voice from the shadows

"Not another mysterious voice!" the whole team (including Kuma!) cried out

"Nah, I have an identity," he said, making his way out of the shadows, "I'm King, the Mexican wrestler-priest!"

"Y'look like a cross-breed between a leopard and the Rock™ to me!" grumbled Paul

King glared at Paul, then gave him a Rock Bottom™ (FC d/b d d/b+1+2 in Tekken 4)

"You dare to insult the King?!?" the Mexican wrestler-priest growled as he picked Paul up

"Now you're gonna get the smack laid down on your candy-ass!" he stated firmly as he lifted Paul up in a double-underhook of the arms, then driving Paul to the ground on the back of his head and neck, then locked his arms around Paul's knees and turned him onto his stomach, pulling his legs. With Kazuya punching and stamping away at Paul's head

"Kazuya!" scolded Jun, "How can you hit him? He's part of the team!"

"Yeah, but I don't like him" replied Kazuya

Jun gave a very cold glare at Kazuya, making his very own glare look lukewarm in comparison

"Ok, ok, I won't get involved." The purple-suited leader of the group relented, but it didn't stop Kuma from punching and stamping away at Paul (and it didn't stop Kazuya cheering him on)

"Yeah! Kick that loser's ass!" cheered Steve

"Hmmm, are you Dean Earwhicker?" asked King

"Dammit! It's Steve Fox! STEVE FOX!!!!!!!!!!" the Boxer From Britain screamed and smashed a fist right into the face of King, knocking him out.

"Well thanks a lot Steve!" Kazuya sarcastically intervened

"What did I do? He wasn't part of the team anyway?" Steve excused but was then kicked in the stomach and lifted into a chokehold.

"I'll tell you what you did." Seethed Kazuya, squeezing Steve's windpipe tighter, "You just went and knocked out the WWF's contribution to the Tekken Series! Namco could get sued and WE'D been out of a JOB!"

"Yeah, sure, anything you say." Spoke Jin, playing on his Gameboy Colour™ ('wonder where his Gameboy Advanced™ got to?'-Tek)

Steve tried to speak but his words were choked out

"Wait!" Jun spoke, "Let him go!"

"Why? He could get us put out of a job!" Kazuya stated

"I know that," Jun replied, "But he had something important to say!"

Kazuya thought about it, then he let Steve go

"You have 10 seconds Fox!" he spoke, "Make sure it's useful"

Steve sucked a load of air in his lungs, and then started his important words.

"'Faeces' means excrement" he said

The team looked confused

"Erm, it's dung" he simplified

The team still looked confused (well, apart from the smarter ones)

"For God's Sake! It's crap!" he cried out and went off to hit his head against a tree.

"Whoa! Nutting the tree man!" Tiger yelped

"Hmmm, " thought Paul, "Nah, looks like an acorn to me"

Then, suddenly…

"Ugh! My head!" King groaned as he awoke from his unconsciousness

Kazuya, being the leader of the group, thought of an idea.

"King," he began, "Would you like to join our team in helping to find my mail?"

"The King says this, " replied King, "You can take your mail, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and-"

"Yes, yes, yes," interrupted Kazuya, "We've all heard those Rock-isms before, just yes or no, do you wanna join my team?"

"Ok, ok, I'll join your team!" King relented

"YES! We got a celebrity in the group!" Forest cheered

"King? A celebrity?" chuckled Paul, "He's only a celebrity in a freaksho-argggh!"

King threw Paul off his feet and gave him his patented Sharpshooter lock on him.

"Three cheers for King!" cried out Marshall

"HIP HIP HOORAY!" cheered the team (apart from Paul, too busy getting hurt, and King, who was blushing)
And so, our team of the uncanny Tekken members had got a new member, the great wrestler, King II (cos the original King was killed by Toshin, the big green lout)

"Hey, we're not done yet!" cried out Kazuya

What else is there to say?

"We found more letters!" the purple-suit-wearing Badass ('Better-K.M') replied

Well, I've ran out of pages

"No you haven't! MS WinWord goes on for ages!" cried Lee

Well, I need to end this story so I can start the new one

"Ok" Kazuya and Lee moaned

Tune into the next story, 'The Search For the Holy Mail, Part 5: Bears Dancing In The Sunlight' when…

o Ling Xiaoyu and Panda (with the Supercop Lei Wulong) make their 'SFTHM' ('Search For The Holy Mail') debut

o Paul Phoenix does something useful
 

o The first big conflict in the team's long line of searching (Kazuya Mishima vs. A Mysterious Person <who'll be revealed in the next story)
 

To be continued…