Chapter 3

“Uh, okay. I think its time to tell you why Jin is so special. See Jin has these paranormal powers. I think you witnessed it in the dojo. He’s kinda possessed by a…demon,” said Ling quickly at that last word. Hwoarang and Julia just looked at each other in shock. “Ling after you’re finished with the church Julia and me need to make a quick stop at our house,” said Hwoarang with a nervous smile. “Oh sure,” Ling smiled

See Jin has these paranormal powers. I think you witnessed it in the dojo. He’s kinda possessed by a…demon,” said Ling quickly at that last word. Hwoarang and Julia just looked at each other in shock. “Ling after you’re finished with the church Julia and me need to make a quick stop at our house,” said Hwoarang with a nervous smile. “Oh sure,” Ling smiled.

An hour later Hwoarang, Julia and Ling arrived back at Jin’s place. “Wow that was quick…guys,” said Jin looking at the trio with a puzzled expression. Julia was wearing Hwoarang’s chunky 24kt gold chain around her neck with a cross, since it was so heavy she came in hunchback. Ling was armed with two supersoakers filled with Holy water. And Hwoarang had a box of Lucky Charms and kept chanting “They’re magically delicious” over and over again. “Uh, guys what’s up with all the stuff?” asked Jin. “Nothing, its just that its in style,” said Hwoarang hugging the box of cereal. Julia, Hwoarang and Ling both in unison sat on the couch not taking their eyes off of Jin. Jin sat on a chair beside Ling. “So how are the kids?” asked Ling. “Oh they’re playing in the playpen,” Jin smiled. The trio nodded. Bernice tried to look into Hwoarang’s box of Lucky Charms. “Hey get your own,” Hwoarang said as he pushed Bernice away. “Hwoarang how can you supported this chain around your neck?” said Julia holding up the cross so it won’t put that much weight on her neck. “It tightens and strengthens the neck muscles okay,” Hwoarang said. Jin then yawned and got up. Ling then immediately gasped and shot him full of holy water. “Hey!” Jin shouted. “Oh my God! Ling shoot him again, its having some effect,” Hwoarang shouted. Julia was rubbing the cross over and over with her eyes closed. “The power of Christ compells you. The power of Christ compells you. Julia, Hwoarang say it after me,” Ling ordered. Hwoarang, Julia and Ling kept chanting the Power of Christ compells you at Jin. And Hwoarang put in There magically delicious while saying it.

“You can never get rid of me. HAHAHA!” said Jin with a wicked and evil deep voice. Hwoarang and Julia quickly got up and took Bernice. “Uh, Ling its late we’ll be leaving now. See ya tomorrow,” Julia said quickly. “Sweet dreams, Haha!” Jin said with the same voice and narrows eyes. Hwoarang and Julia quickly ran out of the house. “Guys don’t go,” Ling pleaded but it was too late. Jin closed the door and leaned on it. Jin giggled and said, “Those two are so silly. Anyway, Ling I wanted to talk to you. We should start a family now. This fatherhood thing is really getting to me. So let’s say we start the procedure right now,” Jin smiled. Ling looked wide-eyed at Jin and screamed running upstairs to her bedroom with a big slam. “Uh, okay.” asked Jin looking puzzled.
 

It was 12 midnight when Julia and Hwoarang got home. “Well, that was a scary predicament,” Julia said with a sigh. “Yeah. Hey I know someone who knows how to repell demons. His name is Papa Sam, he knows voodoo and stuff. Want me to bring him tomorrow and do some kind of voodoo stuff to Jin?” asked Hwoarang. “No. I don’t think Jin is coming to our house anytime soon. And by the way, I’ve never heard of this Papa Sam guy, how do you know him?” asked Julia. “Uh, let’s just say he has a special garden that we love to plant stuff,” said Hwoarnag looking up. “Uh, okay. Well, I’m heading off to bed,” said Julia. “Um, I’m not that sleepy now. I’m gonna take a stroll,” Hwoarang said. “Well, okay. Bring Bernice with you. It’d be good for her to spend time with her papa,” Julia smiled entering the bedroom and closing the door. Hwoarang just sighed.

Back at Ling and Jin’s house. Jin couldn’t sleep and was looking at the ceiling. Ling wanted to sleep badly but was too afraid to. “Ling, are you awake?” asked Jin. Ling just closed her eyes as tight and she can so she couldn’t make a sound. “Let’s make love,” said Jin taking hold of her shoulder. Ling wide-eyed, just flinched and did a desperate little yelp.

Hwoarang was walking around the basketball court when he caught some of his friends playing basketball with some cars with the lights on illuminating the court. “Sup guys, Hwoarang said as he shook and tapped all of his friends. “Sup Rang. Yo, what’s wit the egg?” asked one of the guys. “Oh. Community service. God I hate the system,” said Hwoarang with his arms crossed. “Fo sho,” said another guy bouncing the basketball. “Yo, let me play some b-ball,” Hwoarang said taking hold of the ball. Few minutes later, Hwoarang was on a roll. Then one of the guys did a block on him and the ball went flying then hit a spike on one of the fences. The ball deflated. “Aw shit! Now what we gonna play with,” one of the guys whined. Everyone looked at Hwoarang’s egg. “Uh, Rang, you don’t mind if we…” said another guy. “Uh…well, since the evaluation is tomorrow. Sure, it’s the last day we’re going to spend time with it anyway. But guys don’t bounce it just pass it okay. And don’t make it hit the floor,” Hwoarang said getting ahold of Bernice.

“Okay watch out. I’m gonna get all’z ya money,” said Hwoarang as he slammed dunk the egg. Then he gloated and the egg fell to the floor with a big thump. “Yo, Rang your egg,” said one of the guys pointing to the floor. “OH MY GOD! Julia is going to kill me,” Hwoarang said looking at the egg. The egg’s eyes were closed and it had a big hole in its head. “Guys you gotta help me,” said Hwoarang panic-stricken. “Sho,like what should we do?” said one guy. “Um, give me some cotton, duck tape and some white out. Oh and a big band aid and a voice recorder,” said Hwoarang. Few minutes later, the guys returned with all the stuff Hwoarang asked for. “So what’s with all this stuff?” asked one of the guys. “Okay the cotton is to put in the hole. The band aid and duck tape is so it won’t come out. The white out is to paint over the duck tape so it won’t show and the tape recorder is when Julia talks to the baby, so I have to make some baby noises when she’s around so she won’t notice anything wrong. Smart right?” said Hwoarang with a smile. “Uh…sure,” said one of the guys skeptically.
 

It was the following day. Evaluation day more like it. Julia woke up and took a quick shower getting ready for school. She didn’t see Hwoarang in the bed asleep as always. “Hwoarang are you here?” shouted Julia. “Uh, I’m in the nursery,” said a nervous Hwoarang. Julia entered the nursery. “Wow you’re up early. And checking on the baby I see,” Julia smiled. “Uh, yeah, Um, I’m getting kind of use to her,” said Hwoarang with a nervous laugh. “Oh that’s good. I know we’re not going to get the best grade. But I’m hoping for an average grade at least,” said Julia taking hold of the baby. Hwoarang looked down quickly. “How’s my precious doing, huh?” Julia smiled hugging the baby. She then noticed a strange mark on its head. “Uh, what’s this?” asked Julia. “Um, that’s just something I did to its head. I tried to draw her a pink bow, but it didn’t come out right,” said Hwoarang nervously. “Um, okay. Let’s get ready to go to school now,” said Julia hugging the baby. “Why is it so quiet and its eyes are still closed?” said Julia curiously. Hwoarang then turn on the voice recorder that was on his back pants pocket. “Goo ga ga,” “Oh Hwoarang you heard that,” Julia beamed. “Uh huh,” said Hwoarang quickly walking out the room.

Later on after first visiting Hwoarang’s parole officer, Julia and Hwoarang headed for school. They went into their family studies class and handed the egg’s to the teacher. “Oh I’m going to have so much fun to see how ya two did,” said the teacher with a wicked laugh. “Okay, guys today as you all know is the day for the evaluation of your parenting. So I’m going to put this wire in the egg’s temple to see how ya did. The results will come out on computer,” said the teacher putting Hwoarang’s and Julia’s egg first. “Oh my God! Well, Julia, Hwoarang all I can say if this was your real child it would’ve been dead by now. Oh and by the way, it has a big hole in its head so that’s reason enough for being deceased. You two failed, see ya in summer school,” the teacher laughed. “A big hole in its head? Hwoarang you told me you try drawing a pink bow on its head. What did you do?” said Julia walking towards Hwoarang’s desk and with a menacing voice. “Okay, okay. The boys and me were playing basketball right. Well, one of my dawgs did a block on me and the ball hit this spike deflating it. I had money on the stake so we had to use something fast to play with. I suggested the…egg,” Hwoarang said looking down. Julia then started pounding Hwoarang with a barrage of punches.

“Okay settle down Julia. Do that after school or something okay. You have a lifetime doing that to Hwoarang. Anyway, for our next students. Jin, Ling, well all I can say is that your child had a mental breakdown and in complete shock. So if your child would’ve grown up it would be One, a power hungry businessman, Two a homicidal maniac, and Three commit suicide at the age of 2. So ya two failed also,” said the teacher. “Oh please. I’m a damn good father and Ling knows it. Right Ling?” said Jin looking at Ling. Ling looked wide-eyed at Jin and said, “Yeah, right. You broke my jaw in front of the baby and also you scared it. I’m totally not surprised it suffered a mental breakdown. I hope we never have children.” “And your point being?” asked Jin. “Arggh. You’re a maniac Jin. You need some help. Big time, and also I want to brake up. I can’t stand you anymore,” said Ling getting up and screaming out into the hall. “She loves me,” Jin smiled getting up and taking the baby. “Uh, Jin the project is over, so you won’t need the baby anymore,” said the teacher. “No, Kenjiro and I have an unbreakable bond. Besides, he has all of his daddy’s moves,” said Jin hugging the egg tightly. “Oh god. Jin do I have to call security on you. Put the egg back,” shouted the teacher. “ Okay. I love you Kenji,” said Jin as he kissed the egg. The egg of course made no reaction, just the same damn expression.

“Okay Julia what your thought on this project?” asked the teacher. “That I will kill myself if I ever get pregnant with Hwoarang’s child. Or better yet, I’ll kill Hwoarang,” said Julia putting her face in her hands. “And what are your thoughts Hwoarang?” “I never want to have a kid. My looks are one of a kind so see me while you can. Oh and if Julia does get pregnant I know some Nike people who would gladly give it a good home,” said Hwoarang putting on his walkman. “Okay, Ling your thoughts?” “Be afraid be very afraid if I have a child of Jin’s. It will be the coming of the Apocalypse,” said Ling in some kind of trance. “Jin, yours?” “That I want 10 babies at least. And that Ling and me will live happily ever after with our children, and that she belongs to me body and…soul,” Jin said with an evil grin. “Okay, so the only one’s who had the highest grade were…Steve Fox and Christie Monteiro. Congratulations, you two will make wonderful parents,” said the teacher with a smile. “Alright,” said both Steve and Christie in unison.

Jin looked at them with narrow eyes and whispered, “No one is a better father then me. NO ONE!”  “Okay security bring nurse Hathaway, we need some sedative fast here,” said the teacher. “Uh, um, Jin. We have plenty of time to have a baby. So let’s just wait okay and concentrate on us,” said Ling putting a nervous hand on Jin’s shoulder. Jin quickly faced Ling scaring her a bit. “Yeah, true. I knew you would never leave me Ling,” said Jin grabbing her and then kissing her hard while Ling was flailing her arms wildly. “Hwoarang, we’re not going to have a baby until we’re ready. So I guess there might be a chance for you while you get prepared,” said Julia. “Hwoarang do you even hear me?” asked Julia. “Its all in your head punk so keep your head right. Cause I’m an all nighter oops I’m on fire. I don’t want a minute man. I don’t need a minute man,” Hwoarang said singing along to the song on his walkman. “Uggh! Nevermind,” Julia said through gnashed teeth. “So Steve want to go out to the beach. I’m gonna wear my brazilian bikini,” Christie winked. “Oh, sure. And I’ll put that oil you like to rub on me,” said Steve with a smile.

Later on Hwoarang, Julia, Ling and Jin were talking. “I suggest we kicked the shit outta Christie and Steve. What ya say?” said Hwoarang. “Oh yeah. I ‘m with ya,” said Jin with a devious smile. Julia and Ling just looked at each other and said, “Oh no” with a big sigh.
 
 

The end…Thank god. : )