'Twas the night before X-mas at the Iron Fist,
While Santa Kazuya was checking his list.
He chuckled and grinned and thought with glee,
"No one would think that the giver was me.
Since last year I trashed the X-mas tree!"

He quietly crept as everyone slept-
"It is hard giving while accustomed to theft.
Now the giving begins", he said with a sigh,
"Jin is the first on my list!" He wanted to cry.
Composing himself, he leaped through the air,
And placed a gift under Jinny-boy's chair.

Next on the list, it was Nina. Alas,
If she caught him she would shoot him right in the @$$.
So he quietly slipped her gift through her door.
"I hope I don't have to do that anymore."

Xiaoyu was next on the list, she was easy.
She believed in Santa, although Santa was cheesy.
"I can't wake her up, though." He thought with alarm.
"Or she'll blab so long that she'll cause me mental harm."
He pushed the present under her bed,
"Is she stirring?" He thought for a moment with dread,
"Or is it just fear, inside my head?"
But luckily, correct was proven the latter,
When he did not hear her get up and chatter.

Now it was time to deliver to King.
"This is heavy," he thought, "What is this thing?"
He put down the package with caution outside,
King's door, and then, he ran to hide.
For he heard a noise, inside of there.

Next, Gun Jack's name was on his paper roll.
"He tried to kill me so I'll give him coal."

He also delivered to Bob, Steve, and Jun.
As well as Law, Paul, and even Bryan, too.

When he was tired of giving this is what he did:
"Merry Christmas", he said, and unheard by every ear,
"Those gifts better give you a good f***** year."