Hilde watched as kept Duo jumped out from the shadows of the corners aiming his gun.
"That's the fifth time this floor…why do you keep doing that?"
"Cause it's so 007"
"James Bond would never do anything that stupid looking. Now Charlie's Angels…."
"Don't even go there Hilde."
"Are you looking for Duo II?" a voice from behind them asked.
"Heero? Aren't you supposed to be with Relena?"
"He's not that Heero, Hilde."
"Oh, my bad."
"Duo II should be another floor up," Heero II added.
"All right! Now I can whoop his ass!" Duo declared happily as he headed up the stairs. Hilde and Heero II followed behind him, having to watch him as he backed up against the wall before a doorway and then suddenly jumping through it with his gun raised. He did this over and over and…well you know Duo.
"Why does he keep doing that? He looks like one of Charlie's Angels."
"Yeah I know….I don't have a clue why he does it," Hilde sighed.
Hilde couldn't help but notice the joy Heero II got out of watching Duo. After about five more of Duo's little 'jump out from the shadows thing' she finally got it.
"Oh my GOD! Heero's clone is a….a…GAYWAD?!!?"
Heero II turned a very bright red "I prefer the term 'Bi'"
But Hilde had already broken out in hysterical laughter. She made such a racket Duo had to come back to see what was wrong with her. (Keeping up his 007/Charlie's Angels thing all the way back of course.)
"Hilde are you OK?"
"*hahaha* Heero..*haha* …the perf*ha*-ect solder's *hahaha* clone is..*gasp for air* GAY!!! *Haha* Heero's a gaywad!-"
Duo looked at Heero II and gave him an apologetic look. "Aww come on Hilde… 'gaywad' is a little *chuckle*…a little *chuckle* harsh." Duo couldn't contain himself as he broke out in hysterical laughter and started rolling around on the floor.
"I always wondered about those shorts!!" Hilde gasped, her black bangs falling over her face and Duo laughed harder.
***
When Duo and Hilde finally regained control of themselves, they started walking again with Duo in the lead. Hilde was getting sick of that dreamy look Heero II got in his eyes every time he looked at Duo.
"Stop that," she whispered.
Heero II snapped out of his dreamy trance. "I'm sorry what did you say?"
"Duo! You go on ahead. We'll catch up to you!" Hilde yelled.
"Uh… OK," he said leaving the two behind.
As soon as he was out of earshot Hilde yelled, "Stop looking at him like that! It's creepy!'"
"It shouldn't matter to you how I look at him, he has eyes for YOU"
That shut Hilde up. "He….he…he LIKES me????"
Heero II looked her straight in the eye and nodded. They both stood in silence for a moment.
"WHOO-HOO HE LIKES ME!!! YEAH!!! HE LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM!!! OH YEAH WHO'S DA woMAN?!?"
Heero II just stood in utter shock. Hilde stopped yelling and looked at him. Before Heero II knew it Hilde had him in a headlock.
"Duo is mine!" She yelled.
"I never said he wasn't!!!!"
"SAY IT!!"
"Ow ow stop it you're twisting my arm!!!"
"SAY IT!!!"
"Duo is yours!!!" Heero II squealed.
Hilde released him, letting him drop to the floor. "That's better," she cooed, casually walking away, trying to catch up to Duo.
****
When Hilde and Heero II caught up to Duo, he was outside an office door tying to peer into the room.
"It's about time you guys got here!" he hissed. Duo couldn't help but notice that Heero II was staying as far away from Hilde as possible.
"Is he in there Duo?" Hilde asked. Duo also noticed she was very, very happy.
"Yeah, but I don't know what else is in there…that's the problem."
"Well we can't just stand here, so let's go in" Hilde suggested.
"I'll wait here" Heero II added.
The door flew open and Duo jumped through the doorway, gun raised. Hilde just walked in behind him.
Duo II turned around casually, "Oh it's you, oh well it doesn't matter, when I push this button, this whole place will explode," he said as he lifted a remote control.
Something flew across the room and hit Duo II in the shoulder he fell over as soon as it did.
Duo turned to see Hilde holding a gun. "Well….that solves that problem!" she said lowering the gun.
"Hilde?!? What'd you do?!?"
"I got him with a tranquilizer dart!"
"Where'd you get a tranquilizer gun?!?"
"From the Author, I asked her for one, she's VERY beautiful and VERY smart, unlike what you might think from reading this piece of crap. And she thinks Relena and I are cool!"
"Oh."
****
Everyone returned to the hangar on L6. They tied Duo II up and attempted to remove Katrah from Trowa's arm, but their attempts were in vain.
"INJUSTICE!!! IT IS UNJUST TO CLONE SOMEONE (especially without their permission!)" Wufei began.
Relena looked around the group of people. She noticed Heero wasn't there. She wanted to go look for him, but knowing Heero, he was prabably long gone by now. She glanced around the room and noticed a set of stairs. Relena decided to see where they led. There was nothing upstairs but an open window leading to the roof. Sighing Relena looked out the window and saw….Heero?
He sat quietly on the roof looking up at the stars through the skylight above him.
"Heero?"
He didn't move but his eyes glanced in her direction.
She smiled, "Is this a private party or may I join you?"
"Do what you want," he replied gruffly. He acted as if he didn't want her company, yet he helped her out onto the roof when she stepped out through the window.
She sat down near him, careful not to sit to close so she wouldn't annoy him. "Heero…..Lena said something about you knowing it wasn't me, when she came to your apartment. What did she do that gave her away?"
"She kissed me," Heero replied flatly.
That Bitch! Relena thought I should have shot her!
"…….I figured you would have kissed better than that."
"Huh? What did you say?"
"…..Relena…I…I… Relena ….when you said you'd do anything if I killed Lena….did you mean it?"
"Of course Heero."
He inched closer, and looked her straight in the eye. "ANYTHING?" he asked.
Relena felt somewhat alarmed by the look in his eyes and yet it made her want to go weak in the knees.
****
Hilde walked down the stairs and joined the others who were trying to withstand Wufei's injustice speech.
"Did you find Heero and Relena?" Quatre asked.
"Whatever you do don't go up to the roof," she informed them. Quatre, Trowa and Duo just gave Hilde a 'no way' look.
Wufei stopped his speech and looked at Hilde. It took him a minute to get what she'd just said. He looked appalled. "DISHONOR!" He yelled.
"That only took you two minutes to figure out Wufei," Trowa observed.
"Say…where's Katrah Trowa?" Quatre asked.
"I told her to meet me in the car….I just never said when I'd meet her."
Hilde moved next to Duo and grabbed his hand. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She whispered in his ear.
"Huh?…"
"C'mon," Hilde said leading him away from the others. "I'm feeling inspired"
****
"Hey…Where'd Duo and Hilde go?" Trowa asked looking around the room.
"I don't know I was paying too much attention to Wufei."
"Yeah, you do kind of get sucked into it, don't you?"
Trowa and Quatre looked at the raging Wufei, then to each other, they shrugged and walked off.
****
Wufei was so caught up in his speech, he didn't realize he was completely alone.
"Huh? Where'd everybody go?" he asked glancing around the room. He sighed and figured not even he could save them from the injustice and dishonor of the world.
So he might as well go find Sally.
He had almost reached the door when a figure leapt through it, katana raised. Wufei looked at the figure. It was a young Chinese girl, with jet black eyes and hair to match that was pulled tightly into ponytails at each side of her head.
Her almond-shaped black eyes narrowed as she aimed her katana closer to Wufei. "I am Chang Wufei!!" She declared "I'm challenging your integrity!"
"AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Wufei screamed running past the girl as fast as he could.
"It is dishonorable to run from battle you weak little man!!" The girl yelled chasing after him.
"Go away you sick Onna! Sally HELP!"
****Epilogue****
When asked about his relationship with Relena Darlian/Peacecraft/Whatever-the-Hell-she-goes-by, Heero Yuy replied "Omae o Korosu." (Translation: "We're together and I'm whipped like butter.")
Relena has evened up her burned hair making it about chin length. She is also planning the lives of her children with Heero who are yet to be conceived. (She's hoping they'll help her force Heero into proposing. Unfortunately, Heero has wised-up slightly and won't get close enough to make Relena's evil plan succeed. (That or the perfect solider has a very low sperm count.)
Duo Maxwell and Hilde Schbiker are currently involved in a very close relationship. They visit Duo II at the local nuthouse…er.. Institution about once a month…or did…until he burned it down. The first thing he did was come after Hilde, but she smacked him in the head with a baseball bat. He then tried to burn Duo's braid. Duo was too shocked by the thought to move. Hilde got him with the baseball bat again.
He took it as a pick-up line.
Duo is currently trying to work up the nerve to propose.
He's waiting for Hilde to put the baseball bat down.
Chang Wufei (the real one) has filed a restraining order against Chang Wufei (The female one.) He is currently trying to get Sally to stop laughing about him being scared of an 'onna'…..Correction he is currently running from Sally because he said the only onna he's scared of is her.
Sally is currently trying to kill Wufei or get him to ask her out. Whichever comes first.
Catherine Bloom has become the foster mother for Trowa II. She gave him the name Triton. (That's Trowa's real name but because he thinks it's dorky, she gave it to Trowa II) Catherine thinks if anyone could teach 'Triton' manners, it would be her.
Trowa Barton is very, VERY glad Catherine pays less attention to him because of Triton. He's also very sorry for Triton, for having to bear that God-awful name.
Quatre R. Winner is planning a vacation to London (Hopefully accompanied by Trowa!) It is not mentioned whether he's planning to take the Maguanacs and/or a very lovesick Dorothy.
Heero II found the cheerfulness he'd always loved about Duo in Katrah.(And SO much more! Hint, hint.) They are currently making wedding plans.
Katrah is now a model. She's also one of those 'Meet Barbie' people you can see sometimes at Toys R Us. She has yet to discover she's not going to MEET Barbie, she IS Barbie. Mattel choose her to play Barbie because they thought she could get rid of the 'dumb blonde' stereotype. (What do you expect from a company full of dumb blondes?)
***Author's notes***
Omae o korosu- I'll kill you Korosu-kill Onna-woman katana-Wufei's sword thingy
Please note that I didn't warn you about Trowa and Quatre walking off together as Shounen ai, because it wasn't necessarily shounen ai. I'm sorry if you took offense when they did that, but for all you know, they could have gone to the writers to ask why they never got decent 'girlfriends.' (of course it could have been a shounen ai thing, but it's really none of my business, so just use your imagination.)
******Quatre and Trowa go to the writers*******
Quatre: If it's not too much to ask, we want you to write more GW-
Trowa: -and give us girlfriend material this time! Even Wufei gets girlfriend material! Wufei for God's Sake!!!
Quatre: …Not that Dorothy's not nice or anything….-
Trowa- Dorothy's NOT nice! She's a lunatic!
Quatre: Trowa! That's not a nice thing to say!
Trowa: I mean come on guys is that the best you can do? Quatre with a pyromaniac and me with my sister! My SISTER?!?!
Relena: *pops up from nowhere* Oh! You make it sound like being paired off with Heero is easy! It's hard work to be completely lovesick over someone so frustrating!!
Heero: *walks in* I agree write more GW….And get me a better 'girlfriend' while you're at it! *sticks tongue out at Relena*
Quatre: at least you have a girl you can confide in, and have quiet conversations with…That's just not Dorothy's thing….
Trowa: …And people don't write lemons with you and your sister for lack of someone better to pair you off with
Duo: *pops up from nowhere* incest is SO not the best! (Except in Angel Sanctuary!) Besides Trowa people would still write lemons about you and Catherine *yuk* because some Hentai writers are like that!
This debate goes on for hours …but you get the idea…..
Please Reveiw! Thanks for Reading! I hope you enjoyed it!
