They'd never say this!
English full!!!
This section comes from Yamato Ayanami's Anime Page, and has been reproduced with its author's permission (write him to liquid_yamato@hotmail.com or pikachu_is_evil2000@yahoo.com)
What's the last thing you
think the EVA characters would say??
Asuka: I'm sorry I yelled at you, Shinji.
Asuka: I have to get in that big scary robot? Can
someone hold my hand?
Asuka: Screw you, Kaji.
Asuka: For the last time, it's a doujinshi, NOT a douSHINJI!
Shinji: No, no, no, you got it all wrong! Idiot!
Gendo: How was your day Shinji? I want to hear all about it!!
Gendo: What burn marks? I wear these gloves because of my clammy hands!
Gendo: OH MY GOD!!! I THINK MY BRAIN GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!
Naoko: Forget Gendo, let's be lesbians!
Yui: Gladly!
Rei: ANATA-BAKA!?
Rei: *bursts out into insane laughter*
Rei: Arrgh! Why won't this hair dye come out!?
Rei: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world!
Kaji: Misato you pervert! Don't touch me there!
Misato: Look Kaji, it's called a razor
Kaji: Ooohh...
Misato: Remember kids, don't drink and drive!
Shinji: I AM NUMBER ONE!!!
Shinji: Tabris, I choose you! *throws pokeball, I mean, angeball*
Shinji: (from inside a Gundam) ARRGH! Why won't this thing synchronize??
Kaworu: I believe I can fly... or float...
EVA01: *deep breathing* Shinji... I am your mother...
Lilith: Hey!! What the @#$% kind of prank is this!? When I find out who
tied me here when I was asleep, there will be hell to pay...
Kensuke: What's an EVA?
Maya: For the last time, I don't want to be Shinji, and I DID NOT MODEL
MY HAIR AFTER HIS!!!
Ritsuko: (searching for "y" key) where is it... I know it's
here somewhere... ah here it is! (presses key) ahh no I made a mistake! Now
where's backspace? (starts to search for backspace key)
The whole cast: (to everyone from Dual!) STOP COPYING US!!!
Any EVA pilot meets Van Fanel (from Escaflowne).
Van: No, no, I'm a draconian, not an angel-- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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