Whispers in the Dark Bloopers:

Joker:  *looks at both Tetsuya and Sailor Bob, but no danger sense 
prickles; relaxes slightly*
Sailor Bob:  *Is nearly unconsious on his feet, can't be that much of a
danger*
ShirouHokuto:  ((Heh - not THAT kind of danger sense...))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((Either way.))

Tetsuya:  I suppose you wouldn't have a place to stay, either...
Sailor Bob:  *Shakes head, looks very innocent*
Tetsuya:  Very well, then.  *turns to look at Joker*
Joker:  Nuh-uh.  My boyfriend's staying over tonight, and I don't have 
enough room for some other person.
ShirouHokuto:  ((*LOVES setting things up*))

Bathroom:  *contains only a toothbrush, cup, and tube of toothpaste, all
brand new*
*and a small note saying, "These are for your use.  I have others with 
me."*
MokonaChiirushia:  ((*Wonders why there's no sink, toilet, or shower*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((=p  OTHER than that, those are all it contains.))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((*Giggles* Wai!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Nyao.))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Hee - this RP is fun, and I have no idea why...))

Sailor Bob:  *Forgets about everything else and enjoys the first real 
shower he's had in a very, very long time*
ShirouHokuto:  ((;.;  *pats Sailor Bob on the back*  Dude, I feel your
pain...))

Sailor Bob:  *Falls asleep in the shower*
ShirouHokuto:  ((Dude - you're trying to set something up - I can
smeeeeelllllll the set-up...))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((He feel asleep in the shower. THat's not his fault.))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((I'm not TRYING to set anything up... Well, not 
anything major. I just want something to happen, that's all. I wasn't
suggesting they sleep together!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Dude, I KNOW that.  It's still a set-up.  I LIKE it.))

Joker:  *meets them at the front door of the restaurant, looking grumpy and
frazzled and generally the same way that Tetsuya ought to look after not
sleeping*
MokonaChiirushia:  ((Aha!))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((So that's how he does it!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((*laughs*  Yes!  He sucks out Joker's energy!))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((Like a vampire!))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!))
ShirouHokuto:	((Except Joker actually was awake all night with business 
- and he didn't get to see his boyfriend, either...  ;.;))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((*Gasp, cough, choke*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((*laughs and laughs*  Dieudes!  No more locks!  It's fun!))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((Whew, you managed to be perverted and cry at the same
time!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^________________________^V))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((And the gasp cough choke was because the evil 
laughter was too much for me.))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((Not because of what you said, you pervie!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((VV^-^VV))

ShirouHokuto:  *In the kitchen at the restaurant, Sailor Bob is busy 
washing dishes and brooding; not doing a very good job at either, since he
didn't sleep.  Joker is in the kitchen also, mooching food; Tetsuya is just
outside the kitchen, monitoring the lunchtime crowd for no reason at all 
and also brooding.*
ShirouHokuto:  ((*takes breath*  My, I'm long-winded today...))

Sailor Bob:  *Sighs and thinks about how little he know about his 
benefactor*
ShirouHokuto:  ((Go ahead and ask Tetsuya for his name.  No heads will be
bitten off, I promise.  ^-^;;;))

Sailor Bob:  *Is shocked, drops paper and book*
MokonaChiirushia:  ((*Drops book on her foot* ITAI!!!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((!.!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((*gives her bandaid*))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((^___^))

ShirouHokuto:  Hi hi!
MokonaChiirushia:  Puu!
MokonaChiirushia:  Let us continue, shall we?
MokonaChiirushia:  *Becomes Sailor Bob again*
ShirouHokuto:  Hai!
ShirouHokuto:  ((*turns into Tetsuya as if by magic*))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((Okay, we were...))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Next morning, after Sailor Bob's godawful screaming 
night without Tetsuya.))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((Oh, the song!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Oh, yeah!  *stops "Never-Ending Dreams*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Sorry, folks, we'll be right back...))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((*Waves apologetically*))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((*Is back, after being severely embarrassed by Hokuto*
Nyao.))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^V  Sugoi uta da yo!))
MokonaChiirushia:  ((o=@.@=o))
ShirouHokuto:  ((VV^-^VV))

Joker:  *slightly bothered, since the girl got through using HIS code 
words; wonders who the hell she was anyway*
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Wai! Joker likes Bob! *Meant as a friend*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Yup!  ^-^V  Everyone wuvs Sailor Bob.  Even Tetsuya, a
teensy eensy bit.))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Wai!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Which is as much as Tetsuya wuvs anyone, really...))

Sailor Bob:  *Wouldn't mind being glomped by someone, since Tetsuya never
responds when he glomps*
ShirouHokuto:  ((;.;  *bonks Tetsuya on head*  Baka...))

Joker:  ^-^  *happy at the glomp, goes to bed himself*
ShirouHokuto:  ((So... does HE get waken up in the middle of the night?))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((No! Sailor Bob wouldn't do something like that! He's 
too polite!))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Okay, next morning.))
ShirouHokuto:  ((I meant by Sailor Bob's usual mutterings, you perv!  
(Not that Joker would mind the other...)))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Oh. *Blushes* Yes, that's a good idea.))

Tetsuya:  *works*
Tetsuya:  *and that is all*
Tetsuya:  *just works*
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Yeah, sure.))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Oh, boy, is Tetsuya jealous.))
Tetsuya:  *puts Joker down for double duty for the NEXT three nights, too*
KisekinoTenshi:  ((*Giggles*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Tetsuya isn't ALWAYS subtle.))

Tetsuya:  *slightly colder and collected than before*  If he chooses to 
stay - elsewhere - I will be there.  If he wishes to be on his own - that 
is his business.
Joker:  Excuse me, boss, but what the FUCK does that mean?
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Oho... Tetsuya is SO obviously jealous.))
ShirouHokuto:  ((*snickers*  No one can be COMPLETELY subtle all the time,
though he IS trying.))

KisekinoTenshi:  ((*Is Sailor Bob in two different timeperiods, gets 
strange, cross-temporal feeling*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((@.@))

Joker:  *apologizes to cook also, slips him money, which is why Joker is
allowed to continue mooching food and borrowing staff members*
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Heh heh heh...))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^  Joker is a rogue.  That's why we wuv him.))

Sailor Bob:  *Snuggles back* Hai... *Almost all the way asleep, now*
ShirouHokuto:  ((*be's evil, a.k.a Tetsuya*))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Daijoubu. Knowing he's jealous makes it all better. 
*Snickers evilly*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^____________^  One day I'll figure out of who, too.))

Joker:  *just glad that Bob is getting SOME sleep*
Sailor Bob:  *But, he was so tired this morning that he forgot to put his
hair in a ponytail, like he normally does, so he's sleeping with his hair
spread around him, in that cute way he has*
Joker:  *often strokes his hair, just because it's so beautiful and 
soft*
Sailor Bob:  *Every so often snuggles against Joker*
Joker:  *snuggles back*
KisekinoTenshi:  ((*Gets several cavities from Bob and Joker* AGH! Pain!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((*laughs through her own cavity pain*))

Sailor Bob:  *Is snuggled, snuggles back, trying to push back his guilt 
at missing a day of work, making Joker miss a day and a night of work, 
and anything else he can possibly think of to be guilty about*
ShirouHokuto:  ((*tries to plug up the cavities in her teeth*  Ideeeee...))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((*Has no teeth left*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Skip to the restaurant, or is there more to do here?  
*remembers the idea about Joker getting curious about the eyepatch*))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((That would be when he undresses Bob. ~.-))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^  They're in the same bed now, aren't they?))
ShirouHokuto:  ((*JOKING!  Mostly.*))

ShirouHokuto:  ((Gotcha.  Shall Joker go out to face the lion now?))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Sure))
ShirouHokuto:  ((*gives Joker a big hug*  Ganbatte, Joker!))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((*Also gives him a big hug* Hai! Ganbatte kudasai!!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((<Joker>  ^-^;;;  Will do.))

Sailor Bob:  *Is incredibly worried for Joker, contemplates making an 
excuse and throwing himself at Tetsuya's feet, begging for forgiveness, 
since it's his fault Joker had to skip work*
ShirouHokuto:  ((!.!  *has NO clue how Tetsuya would react to THAT, 
imagines it's similar to the way she's reacting to the thought*  !.!))

Sailor Bob:  *Looks up at Tetsuya again, with a pleading look in his big,
brown eyes*
ShirouHokuto:  ((*melts*  Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((*Heard her "awwwwww" from the next room* ^___^))
ShirouHokuto:  ((=p))

Tetsuya:  We will speak of this later.  For now, go back to work.
ShirouHokuto:  ((*getting confused by Tetsuya even though she's playing 
him*  @.@))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((I know.))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Sometimes characters stop being controlled and take on 
a life of their own.))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Damn him, why is he so frickin' complicated?!  @.@!!!))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((*Pats her sympathetically*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^  Thanks.))

Joker:  Well, I haven't heard anything about working through the night 
YET, so wanna escape before the boss comes through?
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^  Whoops.  Too late.))
Sailor Bob:  *Reiterates*

Tetsuya:  If you stay much longer, you'll have a difficult time getting 
home.  *disappears on more business*
Sailor Bob:  @.#
ShirouHokuto:  ((*bonks Tetsuya*  MAKE UP YOUR MIND!  What the HELL are 
you doing?!))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((*Giggles*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^;;;;;;;  "Life of his own" is putting it MILDLY.))

Joker:  *hangs around in the kitchen mooching and flirting like crazy*
KisekinoTenshi:  ((*Hopes he's flirting with Bob*))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((^__^))
Joker:  *with BOB, of course*

Sailor Bob:  6.# *Feels bad for not being who Tetsuya thought he was*
ShirouHokuto:  ((No, it's GOOD that SB isn't Sugiyama.  Sugiyama's the 
one who set Tetsuya up to kill Genji.))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((I know this.))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((But Bob feels bad for any and all reasons.))
ShirouHokuto:  ((True.))

Tetsuya:  *puts his head down on his arms and gets some more sleep 
himself; and for once, it's real sleep*
ShirouHokuto:  ((And - owari for tonight.  Don't want to be headline news
tomorrow as the new Carrboro homicide victim))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((!.!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^  Just kidding.  That was really good, though.  *bonks
Tetsuya*  Baka.))

Tetsuya:  I will be taking care of them myself.  You won't be needed for
double duty for another two weeks.
Joker:  0.0?
KisekinoTenshi:  ((O.O?))
Tetsuya:  That was all.  *goes back into his office*
Joker:  *at door*  0.0?
KisekinoTenshi:  ((*At Tetsuya* O.O?))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^V  Yeah!  He did it!  Wai wai!))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((O.O!!!))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((^___^!!!!!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^________^  SOMETIMES he cooperates.  And see?  Now there's lots of time for Sailor Bob to ask Joker questions.))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Wai!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^V))

ShirouHokuto:  <Waitress>  A priest?  *thinks, since almost no one asks for
Tetsuya and the proper question doesn't spring immediately to mind*  
((*never thought of one*))

Woman(Operative):  He must be bothersome.  I've heard that he has often
interfered with your usual schedule of work...  But we'll be happy to take
him off your hands.
ShirouHokuto:  ((*drags scenes out long past the point when they should be
over, just for the hell of it*))

Tetsuya:  *very quietly, sounding almost troubled*  No.
Woman:  What?  ?.?
ShirouHokuto:  ((*knew Tetsuya would say that, but didn't know it would 
take him so LONG*  Tetsuya, you louse!  *bonks him*))
Tetsuya:  *still quiet*  No.  You may not have him.
Tetsuya:  If - he should chose to return to you - that would be a 
different story.
Tetsuya:  But as it is - no.
KisekinoTenshi:  ((<Bob> *Huggles bonked Tetsuya* Arigatou gozaimashita,
Tetsuya-san!!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((<Tetsuya>  *sweatdrops, but doesn't push Bob away*))
ShirouHokuto:  ((*can be funny that way*))

Joker:  *walks into the restaurant a few minutes later, having heard that
something was wrong from a fleeing customer*
ShirouHokuto:  ((I'm amazed that anyone eats at that restaurant any more,
actually...))

*And the loudest voice of all...* "She offered to leave us in peace if I
would give you back, and I almost did!"
ShirouHokuto:  ((;.;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *bonks Tetsuya again, partly for 
that and also partly for refusing to say anything after Joker's last 
line*))

Sailor Bob:  I'm... a nuisance to him...
ShirouHokuto:  ((;.;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *bonks Tetsuya again* 
Ooooh...!  How COULD you?!))

Sailor Bob:  *Is slightly delirious at this point*
ShirouHokuto:  ((No.  Really?))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Really!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^;;;  *has to be sarky SOMEWHERE before she starts
bawling*))

Tetsuya:  *looks slightly puzzled, then seems to get it*  Oh... you mean 
the blood...  It's all yours, I'm afraid.
ShirouHokuto:  ((*bonks Tetsuya for being obtuse*  Baka.  He really IS
getting a life of his own.))
Sailor Bob:  *Shakes his head* My eye... It isn't... affecting you...?
Tetsuya:  Why should it?  It does seem rather - unusual - but otherwise...
ShirouHokuto:  ((*shakes her head sadly*  Some guys... they just don't get
it...))
Sailor Bob:  *Blushes* No... No reason...
Sailor Bob:  *Realizes implications of that, blushes redder*
ShirouHokuto:  ((Awwwwww...  *huggles Bob*  Wai!  I'm not the only one who
wuvs Tetsuya!))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((I wuv him too!))
ShirouHokuto:  ((Well, other than us two, then.))

Tetsuya:  I am the owner of this restaurant.  Why have you forced your way 
in bearing arms?  You could be arrested for such a breach of the peace. 
((And Tetsuya would do it, too.))

Sailor Bob:  *Keeps seeing the man clawing at Tetsuya as he suffocates...*
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^;;;  Can you tell I watched Lethal Weapon 4 recently?  
I call it "going back to Tetsuya's roots."))

Joker:  I mean, he was plenty scary before, too... but after that, it was
like - like something in him just got stuck in a freezer...  *snuggles*
Sailor Bob:  Hmm...
Sailor Bob:  *Thinks that's kinda sad...*
Joker:  *agrees*
ShirouHokuto:  ((;.;!!!  *REALLY agrees*))

Operative 2:  What use have you got for a beat-up brat with amnesia?
Tetsuya:  He is a part of my organization.  I take care of my own.  
((As we've both noted before.))
KisekinoTenshi:  ((Hai, sou da.))
ShirouHokuto:  ((^-^;;;))

Tetsuya:  NO!  *makes a move towards the operative, trying to distract him*
ShirouHokuto:  ((Ooooookay...  Tetsuya-san, what the HELL are you doing?!))