*Scene fades to a nearby alley, where San is on the prowl.* San: *on the prowl* Josh: *leaning against the wall, looking sullen, scruffy, not at ALL clean, and remarkably like Shalohim* San: *notices him in mid-prowl* ?.? Josh: -.- *radiates "touch me without paying and die" rays* San: *blushes and looks away* Sh- Sh- Shal? San: *slightly confused* Josh: Don' know no Shal. San: *realizes his mistake, looks back at the scruffy-looking kid* Oh, excuse me... I... I thought you were a friend of mine... Josh: *shrugs, indicating complete lack of interest in any friend of San's or their chance resemblance to him* Josh: *does not offer his own name* San: *turns casual once again* So what's your asking price? Josh: *sullenly lists prices which I personally will not list because I am a prude* San: And how much of that does your employer get? Josh: Half. San: *shrugs* I'll pay double the asking price for the whole night. Josh: -.- *thinks that all the big spenders are perverted bastards, which is usually right* Josh: ’Kay. San: Follow me. Josh: -.- *follows, still looking sullen* San: *leads the way to his car, which he for some reason brought, maybe because of a premonition, or maybe because he didn't want to look suspicious, walking all the way from his upper-class apartment to here* Josh: *at the car* -.- Josh: *already has bad feeling* San: *opens passenger door for him, like a gentleman* Josh: -.- *gets in* San: *gets in driver's side, starts car and heads for his apartment* Josh: *sits in the car and glares out the window* -.- San: *decides it's a fair night and puts down the top, since he (of course) has a convertible* Josh: 0.0 Josh: *tones down the glare a little, since he will be getting more money AND a convertible ride* San: *likes the picture he makes, with his long hair blowing in the wind and everything* Josh: *likes the picture, too, and decides that as long as this guy isn't TOO pervy, it might not be a bad night* San: *hasn't even looked at Josh since he got in the car* Josh: *relaxes just slightly* San: *somehow notices that and allows himself a small smile* San: *pulls into the parking lot of his apartment building and turns off the engine* Josh: *looks around at the building* Jesus... Josh: You live nice, dontcha? San: Yeah. San: *puts the roof back down, then opens the door for Josh again* Josh: -.- *gets out, wondering what's WITH this guy* San: *locks the car, then heads for his apartment* Josh: *follows, resigning himself* San: *unlocks his apartment door, holding the door open for Josh to go in first* Josh: -.- *goes in, looking around* Josh: Nice place. San: Thanks. San: Now go take a shower. Josh: ?.? *completely thrown off guard* Josh: Whafu...? San: *points* The bathroom's in there. There are towels in the linen closet, which is that small door right in front of the bathroom. Josh: I'm still on the "shower" part. San: What, are you afraid of water? Josh: -.- No. San: Well, go on then. Josh: -.-!!! *goes* San: *sneaks into the bathroom, ignoring the shower-area, grabs Josh's clothes and sneaks out with them* Josh: *plays with the water, kind of surprised to realize how dirty he really was* San: *holds his nose as he puts the clothes in the washer* San: *sets the thing on triple cycle and goes out into the living room to wait patiently for Josh* Josh: *sticks his head out of the bathroom, dripping wet and with an exceedingly red face* What the hell didya do with my clothes?! San: I'm washing them. Josh: But - but -! San: *gets up and hands him a bathrobe* Here. San: They were filthy. Josh: *snatches it most ungraciously and emerges a few minutes later, clean, dry, and still grumpy* San: *sitting on couch, reading* Josh: Well? *looks around for the bed or similar convenience* San: Well what? Josh: -.- What did you THINK you were offering to pay double for? San: Obviously not what you think I was paying double for. Josh: -.- *thinks he must be stuck with a REAL pervert this time and has no one to blame but himself* San: *washer pings to show it's done, and he gets up and puts the clothes in the dryer* Josh: *stands around, tapping his foot and feeling weirder by the moment* San: *comes back* You might as well sit down. Your clothes aren't done yet. Josh: -.- *flops down ungraciously on a chair* San: *reads a book while the dryer does its thing* Josh: *sits and glares at things in general* Plant in the Corner: *withers* Josh: !.! Josh: *pokes at the plant, wondering if HE did that* San: *looks at the plant* Hmm... I guess I haven't watered that in a while. Josh: Oh. San: *did that himself for effect, but of course doesn't admit it* Josh: *goes back to glaring, but not quite as hard as before* San: *goes off to get water, muttering* I could have sworn I watered it just yesterday... Josh: *muttering to himself* Nutcase. My luck never changes. San: *waters the plant, but it doesn't perk up* Hmm. I guess I'll take it to a botanist tomorrow, see if it has bugs or something. *shrugs and sits down again* Josh: *wonders what the hell he's supposed to do, if not his usual* Dryer: *dings* San: Oh, good. Your clothes are done. Josh: *almost jumps a foot into the air* Josh: Good! Josh: *is not feeling comfortable in someone else’s robe* San: *gets up and gets them out of the dryer* Josh: *takes the clothes* -.- Josh: *debates changing in front of San to show off what he's missing, decides against it and goes into the bathroom to change* San: *wasn't going to watch him change anyway, but sighs in relief* Josh: *comes out, looking marginally better but still kinda scruffy* San: *hands him a brush* Brush your hair, will you? Josh: -.-! *brushes his hair* San: *takes the brush back* Much better. Let's go. Josh: Go WHERE? San: To get some food, of course. Aren't you hungry? San: I certainly am. San: *lying through his teeth, but with good cause* Josh: -.- *has been hungry for most of his life* Josh: WhatEVER. San: *decides to ignore the whatever and leads the way back to the car* Josh: *follows* Josh: Where ya goin', anyway? San: Cat and Cheese Cafe. Josh: Never heard of it. San: Neither have I, until I looked in the phonebook. Josh: -.- How do you know it's any good? San: *shrugs* I don't. Josh: 9.9 Jesus. San: *opens the door for him again, puts the top down, and climbs in himself* Josh: *gets in* What's with the door-opening thing? Josh: Did you, like, just escape from Gone with the Wind or something? San: *looks slightly offended* It's a gentlemanly thing to do. Josh: Riiiiiight. *doesn't look very convinced* San: *starts the car and heads towards the Cat and Cheese* Josh: *relaxes in the car a little bit* San: So, what's your name? Josh: Josh. Josh: *wonders if he ought to ask for this guy's name, though it isn't usually worth the bother even if he was going to pay for the whole night* San: I'm San. Josh: Weird name. Josh: *will probably just call him "mister" most of the time* San: Thanks. Josh: ~.- Josh: *leans back a little so he can look up* San: *pulls into the cafe parking lot* Josh: This the place? San: Yup. Josh: *gets out, not letting San open the door for him this time* San: *opens the door to the cafe instead* Josh: -.- *goes inside* San: *snags a table near the entrance* Josh: *looks around at the very nice interior* 0.0 Waiter: *hands them menus* Josh: *looks at the alien words* Josh: @.@ Exactly what are you supposed to EAT? San: *forgot to mention it was a French cafe* San: *calls to the waiter and order two of something in French* Josh: @.@ Josh: *can only hope that whatever's being ordered is edible* San: *gives the waiter both the menus, sips his water* Waiter: *takes the menus and gives the orders to the kitchen* Josh: *looks at water suspiciously, but drinks it* Josh: *wonders what he's supposed to do* Waiter: *Reappears with two plates of food. Looks somewhat disgusted as he puts two hamburgers down on the table.* Josh: *looks very relieved, almost smiles* San: *pays the waiter* San: Well, dig in! Josh: *makes his hamburger disappear in about a minute flat* San: *eats a couple of bites* Hmm... I guess I wasn't as hungry as I thought. Josh: ~.- San: Want the rest of mine? Josh: Sure. Josh: *grabs it and wolfs it down, too* San: *munches on a couple of fries* Josh: *eats all of his fries and a few of San's, too* San: *watches him eat* Josh: *finishes, licking his fingers* Not too shabby. San: *smiles* Josh: So, are you ready YET? San: *looks carefully blank* Ready for what? Josh: -.- Josh: I'm failing to think of some other reason you'd have to pay double - to pay at ALL - and take me to dinner. San: *stares at him blankly* Josh: -.- So, if we're paid up, we can go back and do whatever. You're paying enough. San: Uhm... *pretends he has no clue what he's talking about* Josh: -.-!!! Josh: *has no patience for this kind of shyness* San: *drops the pretense* All right, the reason why I'm not interested in you is I just kinda... wanted to give you a night off. Josh: -.- Why the hell would you do THAT? San: You... You remind me of an old friend of mine. Josh: -.- Whatever. Jesus. San: It's getting kind of late. Josh: Yeah... I guess... San: Come on. Josh: Right. *follows him as they leave* San: *goes to car, not bothering to open the door this time, gets in* Josh: *sits down, now sort of bugged at the non-opening of the door and even more bugged for being bugged about it* San: *starts the car and heads back to his apartment* Josh: *looking up again* Josh: *likes looking at the sky, even if you can't see many stars when you're in the city* San: *purposefully makes a few stars brighter* Josh: Nice stars. *tries to sound nonchalant and uncaring* San: Yes, they are. Josh: *wonders if there's something he ought to apologize for* Josh: *can't think of anything, shrugs and keeps looking up* San: *turns the radio on* Josh: *listens to it* Josh: *hasn't listened to music for a very long time* Josh: Nice stuff. San: It's my favorite station. Josh: *grudgingly* Good taste. San: Thank you. Josh: *almost smiles* San: *hums along to the music as he pulls into the parking lot* Josh: *wonders what he's supposed to do with a night off* San: *opens the door for him once again* Josh: *secretly pleased that whatever was wrong is better, gets out* 'Nks. San: *smiles slightly, leads the way back to his apartment* Josh: *follows* Josh: *still not quite understanding why this guy would bother with him, but perfectly willing to put up with it for now* San: *ushers him in to the apartment, then begins rummaging in a closet* I think I have a cot in here somewhere... Josh: *looks in San's bedroom* CHRIST! That bed's big enough for five people! San: *shrugs* Josh: You hold orgies here or something? San: *pulls his head out of the closet* How silly of me, I forgot I have a sofa bed... San: *pretends he didn't hear that last comment...* Josh: *still looking at San's bed* Jesus, we could both sleep in here and never know it... San: No need for that. *opens the sofa bed* Here. Josh: -.- *sits down on it* San: It's better if I have nothing to tempt me. Josh: *blushes* Josh: Riiiiiiight... Josh: *takes off his shoes and gets into the bed* San: *smiles pleasantly* Good night. Josh: 'Night. Josh: *curls up into a little ball, which is how he normally sleeps* San: *feels his heart pang, but ignores it and walks into his room* Josh: *is asleep almost instantly* San: *when he's sure Josh is asleep, he goes back out and goes over to the bed, gently brushing a strand of hair out of his face* Shalohim... Josh: *stirs slightly, but stays asleep* San: *in that touch, learns Josh’s history* *Scene fades to the next Monday morning.* Shiko: *is walking by Alison's house on the way to school, with a nervous Damien hiding behind her* Shiko: 9.9 Daemon, this looks RIDICULOUS! Shalohim: Demo... Shiko: 9.9 Alison: *is getting ready for school, happens to look out the window* Shiko: *looks up, sees her, and waves* ^-^ Alison: *opens the window and sticks her head out* Hey, guys, wait for me! Shiko: Okay! Shalohim: *keeps hiding behind Shiko* Shiko: *stands and waits, occasionally glaring at Shal* Shalohim: ^-^;;;;;;;;;;;;; *continues to hide* Alison: *Runs downstairs, says good-bye to her mom and opens the front door. Smiles at Shiko.* Ready for school? *notices Damien, look at him in a puzzled way* What are you doing, Damien? Shalohim: 6.6 Um... Shiko: ^-^;;; Don't mind him, he's just nervous. Shiko: *pokes him* Could you act a LITTLE more suspicious? Alison: Why? Shiko: ^-^;;; Oh, various things. Alison: Okay... Shalohim: o6.6o Shiko: Anyway, let's go! Maybe we can catch up with Tamisha! Alison: Yeah! Shiko: ^-^ *walks fast, Shal still kinda hiding* Alison: *walks with her, looking at Damien in a puzzled way* Shalohim: 6.6 Tamisha: *just coming out of her house* Hey, guys. Shiko: Good morning! ^-^ Shalohim: *mumbling* 'Morning, Miss Tamisha... Alison: Good morning! Tamisha: Yeah... Tamisha: *at Damien* ~.- Somethin' wrong? Shalohim: Anouuuuuuuuuu... 6.6 Shiko: ^-^;;; Nothing you need to worry about. Let's just go! Shalohim: *nods* Alison: *smiles cheerfully* Tamisha: *at all of them* ~.- Tamisha: Right. *walks with them* Shalohim: *to Shiko, in Japanese* "What did you tell her? She doesn't seem bothered at all now..." Shiko: *same* "Just the usual. I hope that she really is dealing with it, not denying it. At this point, either one seems possible." Shalohim: 6.6 Sou... Tamisha: 9.9 Them and their languages. Tamisha: Doesn't it drive you nuts, Ally? Alison: I've gotten used to it. Alison: It's amazing the things you can get used to. Tamisha: Well, it bugs me. Shiko: ^-^;;; Sorry, Tamisha! Shalohim: *softer* Sorry... Tamisha: Ah, it's okay. *waves away the apologies* Alison: *hopes that was enough of a hint to Damien* Shalohim: *kinda gets it, but sticks with Shiko anyway* *Fade to the beginning of Latin class.* San: *snoozing at his desk again* Shalohim: *sits at his desk doing the exercises* Shiko: *doodles* Alison: *does her own exercises* San: *secretly wondering if Alison's come to terms with everything* Alison: *finishes and gets up to hand them in* San: *looks up* Done already, Alison? Shalohim: *wonders if he should put a note on his exercises about what Alison said* Alison: *nods* Yup! They were easy! Alison: I think I've finally gotten used to doing it fast! Alison: *sits down again, wondering if that was enough of a hint, and thinks maybe not* San: *checks her work* Shalohim: *writes "all okay" on his exercises and goes up to hand them in* San: *sighs with relief when he reads this* Shiko: *hands in her well-decorated exercises* Shiko: *quietly, in the gutter Latin* "The talk seems to have worked, but be careful anyway." San: *nods* "Thanks." Shiko: ^-^V *sits down* Alison: *guesses correctly that they were talking about her* Shalohim: *to Shiko, in the same accented Latin* "Everything's okay? Really?" Shiko: *same* "Looks that way." ^____^ *The next day, in history class, all the students murmur as they notice that their normal, perverted teacher isn't there. They murmur even more as a young woman comes into the classroom, smiling amiably.* Shiko: *is asleep at her desk* Zzzzzzz... Alison: *pokes Shiko* Shiko: Nrgflfrf? Shiko: *waking up* e.e? Alison: *whispers* We have a sub... Shiko: That's nice... Shiko: *wakes up the rest of the way, looks and sees Kal* 0.0 Shiko: *does a little victory dance in her seat* Wai wai wai wai wai! Kal's here, Kal's here, Kal's here... Kal: *writes her name on the board* Hello, class. My name is Kassandra Miral. Shiko: And she has a spiffy new name! Alison: *whispers* Who's she? Kal: I'm your substitute teacher for today. Shiko: *whispers back* Old, old friend - I taught her how to use her powers way back in the days... Alison: Wow... Shiko: ^-^V It's so great that she's here! Shiko: Shal and San will be so happy to hear this... Random(Female) Student: What happened to our normal teacher? Kal: *coughs and smiles in an embarrassed way* He broke his arm in a (ahem) boating accident... Shiko: *snickers* Alison: *can tell that means something, but has no idea what* Shiko: *starts waving and speaking excitedly in Aramaic* "Kal! Kal, it's Shiko! I'm so glad you're here!" Kal: *smiles, answers* "I'm glad to see you too, Shiko." Shiko: ^_____^ "San and Shal have been giving me the most awful time, but I'm sure they'll be really glad to see you!" Kal: "I certainly hope so. It's been a while..." Shiko: ^________^ "I'll try and find you at lunch, okay? I don't want to disrupt the class too badly." Kal: *sweatdrops* "Of course." Shiko: ^-^V *settles down, but definitely looks genkier than before* Alison: *looks between them, then shrugs* Shiko: Sorry, Alison - just had to say "hi"... ^-^;;; Shiko: We can all talk at lunch, okay? Alison: *nods* Kal: *opens a briefcase that was sitting on the desk* Now, I know this is an American history class, but your teacher didn't leave a lesson plan, so I thought we'd do something a little different. Shiko: 0.0 Oh, dear... Kal: *takes out a large map of the Mediterranean area and tapes it to the blackboard* Shiko: -.- Damn. I knew it... Alison: ?.? Shiko: *sighs* Kal's lived through a lot of the Middle East's history. And she started out as a mercenary, so... Alison: Oh... Shiko: Well, let's just say she has her own unique perspective on the matter. Alison: *nods wisely* Shiko: ^-^;;; Shiko: *has her own unique perspective of history, which happens to be rather different from Kal's* Kal: *continues teaching, despite many students’ blank looks* Kal: *pulls a sword out of the briefcase* Now, this is a reconstruction of the sword that *insert name of warrior king here* used to kill *insert name of other warrior king here*. Shiko: 0.0! All Other Students: 0.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alison: O.O!!! Random Male Student: Holy shit! That's AWESOME! Shiko: 9.9 Kal: Now, can I have a volunteer? Male Student: *raises his hand immediately* ME ME ME! Shiko: -.-!!! Shiko: *raises her own hand* Kal: Shiko. Shiko: *grumbling in Aramaic again* "Geez, Kal... this isn't ALLOWED, you know!" Shiko: *getting up* "It's against the law to have weapons in these schools..." Kal: *smiles indulgently* "Not if they're being used for teaching, it isn't." Kal: "Now, let's reconstruct the battle I just spoke of, shall we?" Shiko: -.- Shiko: *uses a pointer as a sword* Shiko: "One of these days I'm going to give you a reverse-blade sword, just to drive you nuts..." Kal: *shakes her head and brings another sword out of her briefcase* "And I'll learn how to use it and whack you with it." Shiko: -.-!!! *takes the other sword* Shiko: *takes up the proper stance for the duel* Kal: *yells a battle cry and swings the sword at her* Shiko: *blocks, yelling back in Aramaic* "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS END UP DOING THIS?!" Alison: O.O!!! Shiko: *attacks* Kal: "What do you mean?" *blocks, kicks her so she falls down, then mock-stabs her in the back* Shiko: *fake-dying, gasps out* "I swear, once a merc, always a merc..." Kal: *smiles sweetly at the gaping class* And that's why *insert name of first warrior king here* was a backstabbing liar who rewrote history to make himself a hero! Alison: O.O;;;; Shiko: "Can I get up now, oh honored backstabbing liar?" Kal: *sticks her tongue out at her* "Yes." Shiko: ^-^;;; *gets up, dusts herself off, and sits down again* Kal: *puts the swords away* Kal: *starts elaborating on the warrior king she was just talking about* Shiko: @.@ Military training really took a good grip on her. Shiko: Two thousand years - more - and she's still a merc at heart... Alison: *nods* Shiko: ^-^;;; *Fade to lunchtime.* San: *is doing lunch duty again today* Shiko: *drags Shal and Alison around while she looks for Kal* Kal: *is sitting outside, eating her lunch under a cherry tree* Shiko: *spots her* There she is! Shiko: *runs over* Hi again, Kal! San: *is patrolling campus for students who are smoking and stuff* Kal: *looks up and smiles* Shalohim: *being dragged* Shalohim: *waves at Kal* Hi, Miss Kallahandra! Shalohim: It's really nice to see you again! Kal: Likewise, Shalohim. Shalohim: ^-^ Shiko: *sits down with Shal next to her* So, what brings you here? Shiko: Or should I wait and go find San first? San: *patrols past, not noticing them* Shiko: *waves* San! SAN! Look who's here! Shalohim: It's Lady Kallahandra! Shiko: It's Kal! San: *comes over immediately* Kal! Shiko: ^-^ Shalohim: ^-^ Kal: It's only me. You don't have to get so excited. Kal: *pleased anyway* Alison: *just kinda standing there, looking slightly left out* Shiko: *notices, pulls her down to sit with them* It's okay, Alison, Kal will explain. Kal: I will? *looks mock-confused* Shiko: Yep! Shiko: We've told Alison. Shalohim: Everything. Shiko: Well, I haven't explained about CHAD - but I think that should wait... Kal: *nods wisely* Ah. Shiko: So you can speak freely. Kal: Oh, good. Shalohim: I'm really glad you're here, Lady Kallahandra, but why did you come? Kal: Well, I come bearing news. Shalohim: ?.? Shiko: ?.? From Tim? Kal: Well, yes and no. Kal: It seems there's something really big being prepared. *sounds all mysterious* San: ?.? Shiko: @.@ Don't turn into an oracle on me, Kal, you're too practical. Tir is bad enough. Shalohim: Something - big? By who? Kal: By the big guy himself. Shalohim: 0.0 Shiko: 0.0 San: O.O Shiko: I hate to sound like a dumb horror book, but this is NOT boding well. Shalohim: *looks at San* Have you heard... anything...? San: *nervously* I heard a rumor that something was going on, but that's all I thought it was... Kal: *looks serious* Well, it wasn't just a rumor. Shalohim: 6.6 Shiko: Oh, boy... Shiko: *sighs* I had a feeling about this one from the start... Shalohim: *almost inaudible* Do you think... Do you think something bad will happen? Here? Shalohim: *gives Alison a worried, sideways glance* Alison: *notices the look, doesn't like the idea* Kal: *quietly* I don't know... Shiko: *forcing a smile* Well, whatever happens, at least we'll be here. Shiko: That counts for something, ne? Shalohim: 6.6 I guess... Kal: *smiles too brightly* Yeah! Shalohim: *gives San that strange not-quite-wistful look* San: *silent, thinking about how to save the entire city in case Armageddon occurs* Shiko: So, Kal, how long will you be staying? Kal: At least a few months. Shiko: V^-^V Wai wai wai! San: ^__^ Shiko: Maybe you can help me ride herd on these two, then! *points at San and Shal* Shalohim: *looks guilty* San: *at Shiko* -.- Kal: Sure! Shiko: *unrepentant* ^-^ Shiko: Well, that's a weight off my shoulders... Shiko: Now for lunch! Kal: *gives San an apologetic look as he mock-glares at her* Shiko: *digs into some vegetable dish she brought with her* =d Kal: *having some pork chops* =d Shiko: *at Kal's food* >.< Kal: *at Shiko's food* >.< Shalohim: *doesn't eat, as usual; just basks in the glow of being with all the people he cares about*