Episode 1 Bloopers

Satsuki: No one knows his name -
he is known only as "the boss."
MokonaChiirushia: ((Oh, not again...))
Satsuki: He runs the largest gang
in this city.
MokonaChiirushia: ((You just won't
give up...))
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((^_______^  Every RP is a 
little better with Tetsuya in it!  This 
message brought to you by the Tetsuya 
Council.))
MokonaChiirushia: ((Alrei, Kajisa
and Mizusa protect me...))

Kai: He would stick out here...
Kanoe: Unless he's disguised too,
dummy.
Kanoe: Don't think like such a
rookie!
Tetsuya: *is standing in the back,
speaking with an extraordinarily well-endowed woman*
Tetsuya: *not disguised by anything
other than the clouds of smoke and the lights*
MokonaChiirushia: ((-.-))
Ryuujin Tatsu: ((^-^V))

Satsuki: -.#  Take it.
Kanoe: She won't give up, dummy.
She likes sleeping with roaches.
Kai: ?
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((?.?))
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((Isn't Cade a GUY?))
MokonaChiirushia: ((What?))
MokonaChiirushia: ((I was talking
to Cade!))
Ryuujin Tatsu: ((?.?))
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((I'M NOT SLEEPING
WITH ANY ROACHES!  I WAS GOING TO SLEEP IN KANOE'S ROOM!)

Hokuto Kuzuki: ((It's time for Time
to fly again!))
MokonaChiirushia: <Time> *Glares
at Satsuki and flies huffily*
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((^__^;;;))

Tetsuya: *moves to the other side
and takes away the last gun*
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((Heh - just call
him Li Mu Bai.))

Tetsuya: *twists Kai's arm a little
farther*  Answer.
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((Ryuujin-san, if
you can't think of a reason, *I* will!))
MokonaChiirushia: ((Even if it's
as lame as "you killed my father!"))
Hokuto Kuzuki: (("... prepare to
die!"))

Doctor: She might have some internal
bleeding, however, and we need to do an ultrasound just in case.
MokonaChiirushia: ((*Loves being
the daughter of a doctor*))
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((I'M not lost,
Satsuki is!))
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((My dad works in
a hospital, too, no da!
Hokuto Kuzuki: *))
MokonaChiirushia: ((Sure, sure
^-^))
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((-.-!!!!!!))
MokonaChiirushia: ((*Just kidding*))
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((9.9))

Kanoe: I never minded, because my
two little cousins were such sweet little boys.
Satsuki: Oh...
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((*wonders if there
are such things*))
Ryuujin Tatsu: ((=p))
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((*has to be sarky
in the OOC bubbles before she starts 
bawling on her keyboard*))

Kanoe: My dad died when I was 3
and my mom wasn't that good.
Satsuki: ;.;
Satsuki: *was raised in a creche,
but always pampered and loved*
Kanoe: So I tagged along with them
a whole lot, playing mother's helper.
Satsuki: And...?
Kanoe: It was such a pretty day...
Kanoe: Right in the middle of spring,
and everything was blooming, and the 
sun was shining, and I couldn't stand
being inside.
Kanoe: So I called Meg and Keiichi
(he was her husband) and asked if they 
were free to go on a picnic, and
they said why not?
Satsuki: *has bad, bad feeling*
Kanoe: So I packed a big lunch and
set out to meet them in the park.
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((*pokes Ryuujin
with an extra arm*  Hey. Hey.))
Kanoe: When I got there, they were
waiting with a blanket, and we all 
sat down to eat.
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((Still alive?))
Ryuujin Tatsu: ((heh yeah))
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((^-^;;;))

Kanoe: He would have shot me, but
the police arrived then, and he 
escaped in a car that had been waiting
for him.
Hokuto Kuzuki: <Policeman>  *knocks on the 
door*  Excuse me?
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((Sorry - was about
to get my ofuda wet...))

Satsuki: I bet you'll be really
good once you get past the having to rely 
on dumb luck stage!
Hokuto Kuzuki: ((*gets all sniffly
and sparkly-eyed*))


That's all, folks!  Sorry the
colors didn't come through, though - they're 
purty…  ^-^;;;