Ukanita tossed a rug over the nasty chemical burn on the floor from when she had last cleaned it. She had made the cleaning solution herself, since the store bought kind didn't get clean enough for her. Just then she heard her stereo system crash down in the living room. "Quatre! What is going on?!" She yelled angrily, as she stomped into the room. "Ooops." Quatre said, looking very guilty, holding their one-year-old child, Miyaka. "What did you do?" Ukanita asked, glaring at him, and taking the little girl from him. He immediately started picking up the pieces. "It fell when we were playing." "It's a good thing that you are rich." She said, "Now, hurry up! The Gundam Guys are coming over for that reunion you wanted any minute!" "I know that." Quatre said. "Yeah, but THEY didn't." She snapped, referring to the readers. Just then, there was a knock on the door, and Duo walked in, "Yo! I told them that they didn't need to knock. You guys don't care, do you?" He said, plopping on the couch, and putting his feet on the table. Wufei and Centime walked in, Wufei complaining about "weak women" and Centime saying how nice the house was. Trowa, Yvinita, and their lions, then Zechs and Noin fallowed them. After they had totally filled the living room, Hiiro and Relena came in. "Had a mess in here, huh?" Hiiro said, walking for the kitchen. "Hiiro is hungry." Relena explained, "I apologize for his rude manners." "Yeah, yeah…" Ukanita grumbled, as she took all of the children, and the lions outside to play, as Quatre had instructed her to earlier, when she was going over the "battle plan". Inside, the girls had stayed to chat in the living room, and the guys went to the kitchen to eat. "Aaak!" Quatre choked, as he saw that Hiiro and the others had totally destroyed the freshly washed kitchen. And they had eaten ALL of the food that was saved for the dinner tonight, which happened to be all the food that was in the house, "but… What will we eat for dinner?" Quatre said, almost crying. "Do what you want, I'm going home." Wufei said, "Come on, Centime, let's go." "Be nice." She said quietly to him. He turned and sat down, looking kinda annoyed. "I guess that I shall call the maids." Quatre said, and after he was done, he walked over to the window, "Ukanita! We have a problem!" "NO! Not now!" She said, hoping that it was an enemy attacking the colonies, so she could go beat them up. "Uhhh, its not that bad, Ukanita." He said, as she pulled out her poison dart handgun, and started to load it. "Awww…" She said, disappointed, "Are you sure?" "Yes. All I need you to do is go to that fancy restaurant downtown and tell them to send us dinner." "Awww… Okay…" She said, and finished loading her gun, just in case she got mugged. (Yeah, right) She took off running. "But! Don't you want to use the car?!" He yelled after her. She ignored him, and kept on her way, since she couldn't get mugged if she was in the car. Ukanita happened to be a very violent person, and she wanted to be sure that all evil was dead or else, she wouldn't ever be happy. Not that she was ever happy. When she didn't get mugged by walking through all the alleyways in the city, she finally went to the restaurant and told them to send food to her house, enough for twelve hungry trained killers. Then she went back home, to see a Gundam blasting off. However, it wasn't any Gundam SHE recognized, which meant that it wasn't one of theirs. She started running faster, pulling out her "anti-Gundam" gun that only had one shot. She shot it as the Gundam flew out of sight. A small explosion told her that she had nicked it, at least. "Quatre! Miyaka!" She yelled as she jumped through the broken in door. Noin was sitting on the floor, crying, "They took them…" "They took who?!" Ukanita demanded, as she surveyed the damage to her house. It was almost nonexistent, which meant that everyone was most likely dead. But she saw Wufei coming out from a pile of rubble, he uncovered Centime quickly, as Duo came into the house swearing. "Well?" Ukanita asked, seeing Relena's hand, she quickly pushed off a huge hunk of ceiling off of her, to see Hiiro's body over hers, protecting her. "How sweet." She said, disgusted, "Now where are Quatre, Zechs, Trowa, Yvintia, the lions, and the kids?" She asked. "I'll call the hospital." Duo said, picking up his cell phone. "Noin, dear, you'll tell me what's going on, huh?" She knelt down by her. Noin just glared at her and kept on crying. "WHAT IS UP WITH YOU GUYS?!" Ukanita hollered at the top of her lungs. "Don't yell." Trowa said, coming down the stairs (Or what was left of them anyhow) with Yvintia in his arms. She looked almost dead, and he didn’t look to far behind. "Trowa kun! Tell me what happened." She said, as Duo hung up the phone. "They couldn't come, they were too busy, and so I'll tell you what happened." Duo said, helping Trowa to a seat. "Well?" She asked. "They were after you." "Me? Okay… so?" "We heard the kids screams, and rushed out to see them, being kidnapped by some lunatic, and that's not all. He had magic. Yvintia said so at first glance. Relena screamed, and you know how that sets Hiiro off, so he shot at them, however, it didn't do anything, but make them mad. So they destroyed the house, but left us all alive so we could deliver a message to you." "Well?" She said, reloading her gun and staring at him. "He said, 'Come at once, princess, or your husband and kids will die. Oh yeah, and your pets, too.'" Duo said, frowning. "My pets? What pets?" She asked, "And where is Zechs? And I only have one kid, what was he talking about?" "The lions! They took our lions…" Yvintia groaned weakly. "Oh." Ukanita said, pushing the button on her kitchen counter, which pulled the house underground and to the secret military base that they had built long before the house, "And Zechs?" "Well, what happened is that they were told that you were married to a blond guy, and had a kid, but that was all that they knew, so they took all the kids, and both blond boys. I have no idea why they took the lions." Duo said, as he looked around the base, "Nice base you have here." "I don't like you…" She said, as she stepped behind a changing curtain. "The medical facility is over there." She said, pointing out from behind it. "Oh. Let's go!" Duo said, pulling Hiiro and Relena by the arms over to the machines. "Now what do I do?" "Oh! Move it." Noin said, walking over and gracefully setting Hiiro and Relena on the beds, and hooking them up to a million different machines. Trowa stumbled over with Yvintia and set her down. Then he passed out, and Duo had to pick him up, and set him up there too. Wufei carried Centime over to Noin, "You can fix her, can't you?" He said with tears in his eyes. "I'm sure that I can. Just set her over there, okay?" He did, and just stared at her, looking worried, then turned to Duo, "Chair. Now." "Hey, okay…whatever…" He said, cowering at Wufei's murderous glare. "Psst, Ukanita," He whispered through the curtain. "What!" She said, slamming the curtain and Duo out of the way, "Oops." She said, walking over him, uncaringly, and grabbing one of her gun belt. "I need a chair… or Wufei will kill me." "Wufei?" She looked over to him, "Ah, Wufei is too busy looking worried to do anything else." She grabbed a couple more guns and three ammo belts, "Duo, get Quatre's gun, and you come too. You still have a drivers license, right?" "Well, yeah, but…" He whined, "It's under a different name, and it's kinda old, since it is from when the Gundams were first being built." "Ah, big deal. Get the gun, and let's go." She walked over to Wufei, "Do you want to come get revenge, or not?" He just looked at Centime with tears of worry in his eyes. "Ah, you wimp. I guess that we didn't need your WEAKNESS anyhow." He didn't even seem to hear her. Ukanita groaned, and walked to the elevator, which lead to the jet hanger. From the Gundam parts that Ukanita had salvaged after the endless waltz, she had created her own high tech weapon of destruction. "Hey! Cool!" Duo ran up to the Gundam, "Did you make this yourself? I want one." "Well, if you wouldn't have blown your Gundam up like the rest of those idiots…" She trailed off as Duo climbed up to the cockpit. "Hey! This is from Deathscythe!" He yelped, as he came upon a few parts from his former Gundam. "Well, it's your fault anyway." She said, knocking him from the Gundam with a rock. "Ow! And how is it my fault?!" He yelled, as he landed on the ground. "You tried to destroy your Gundam countless times, and that just proves that you didn't want it anyhow." She said, in a high and mighty voice, climbing into the cockpit, and closing the door. "Hey! Where am I supposed to ride?" He hollered from the ground. Ukanita sighed and opened the cockpit door, "Okay Duo, you wimp, you can ride inside. Get in the back, and sit down." He crawled over her, and went into the back seats of the Gundam, putting on his seatbelt. "Lets go!!!" Ukanita yelled, taking off, the force pushing them deep into their seats. "W…h…y…?" Duo tried to ask over the noise of the machine. "Why, What!?" Ukanita shouted back. "Why…am…I …a…wimp…?" He shouted back. "'Cause you have been dating Hilde since the first time you came back from Earth, and you are still to weak to ask her to marry you!" She bellowed back at him, "Now shut up so I can concentrate on driving! However, if you're bored, check the tracking frequency to see if it can still pick them up!" "How can we track them?" He said after the Gundam had quieted down some and it was safe to get up, walking over to the secondary post. "Ever since Quatre quit carrying his handgun, I started sticking tracers on him just in case something ever happened." She turned her attention back to driving as Duo looked satisfied with her answer and remained silent. She parked the Gundam away from the place that held her husband and kid. They sneaked into the base with not too many difficulties. They were crawling through the air vents when Duo realized something, "You are really enjoying this, aren't you?" He whispered. She looked back at him as a small grin crept across her face, "I love this." She whispered back, however since she was not looking where she was going she fell down a shaft, and through an open vent. The last thing she saw of Duo was his worried face. She landed hard on her face. "Well, well, well…" She heard an evil female voice say, "What have we here?" The woman chuckled evilly, "Why, I do believe it is Miss Toryama. Or should it be, Mrs. Winner?" She laughed outright. "Aww… It's just you." Ukanita groaned overdramatically, as she sat up, "And here I was hoping it was going to be someone tough." The woman, also known as Ominous, looked slightly amused, "I see that you still have your feeble sense of humor, Ukanita." She stood and walked over to the girl, dragging her cape on the floor, and holding her wine glass with two fingers. She bent over, "I hope you know, your family is already dead." She smiled cruelly. "Well, what else is new? My parents have been dead for quite a while." Ukanita smiled smugly. Ominous glared at her, angrily slapping her. Then she regained her composure, "Take her to the dungeon." She told her minions, who had been surrounding Ukanita since she fell into the throne room, dropping all her guns and ammo, unfortunately. Ukanita smirked to herself as they grabbed her arms, and drug her to the dungeon. "Oh, and clean up this mess. I hate blood in my main hall." She heard Ominous say as she left the room. They threw her in, not caring that her head got considerably bruised, however, Ukanita was just happy that it didn't break. She rubbed her bruised head, casually pulling out one if her poison pins that she had holding her hair back. "Mr. Guard.." She said pathetically, "I was wondering if you had seen my daughter in here. She was captured a while back, and… (sob) I'm so worried about her! If I could just know she was all right!" She cried. "Aw, Shaddup! How stupid to you think I am?" He said coming over to the door, and glaring at her. "Pretty stupid!" She said, stabbing him with the pin, and watching him drop like a dead fly. She yawned casually, as she closed her cell door, and set the dead guard up to look like he fell asleep. After she accomplished that, instead of leaving like she had originally planned, she went deeper into the dungeon, actually paying attention to her motherly instinct, as Quatre called it, for once. "Yo! I'm looking for any of the g-boys, kids, or lions! Anyone of them in here?" She shouted as she walked down the halls, banging on the doors as she went. "Oooh, a hand. Not good. It looks like Zechs'." She said to herself as she came upon a hand sticking through the hole below a door. She picked open the lock, and found Zechs laying passed out on the floor with the two lions chained to the walls, obviously knocked out with some type of drug. She pulled out her mini analyzer that, thankfully, was not broken too bad. She sat there and put it back together then took a blood sample from Zechs and the lions. It took a bit, but she soon found out what kinda drug that had been put into their systems. "Darmagieo." She whispered, ready to break out swearing. Darmagieo was a high-class drug that neutralized the nervous system, slowly poisoning the victim, to the point of death after five hours. She had no idea when it had been administered, and making the cure took about three hours, even in a high tech lab. "*%%* $^^$ $^&# $*&#!!!" She broke out swearing loudly. "SSHHHHHH!!" She was shocked to hear Duo's voice come from the corner of the room. "Duo, you're here!" She scurried across the floor to him, "What are you doin'?" "Working on a cure. You'd better get out of here, and find the others. If we don't make it back to your house by 03:30, then we're dead." "'Kay." She said, "Did you happen to get any of my guns?" she asked, as a thought on her way out. He shook his head, so she closed the door, and went on her way down the hall. She kept on checking the rooms, until she found a room with a bunch of frightened whimpering coming from it. "Gotta be them." She thought to herself, opening the door. "Whaddya know, it is." She said, triumphantly, as she flung the door open. "Ukanita!" Quatre sighed, "I thought it was a guard." "Oh. Where'd the kids?" She asked, looking around. "In here." He moved the bed over, to show the children, who were whimpering frightened, standing outside the walls. Just then, Ukanita heard a gunshot in the hall, then Duo, the lions, and Zechs came diving in the room, shooting back at them. "We gotta get out of here!" Zechs yelled at them, "Put the kids on the lions and get out of here!" Duo started loading the kids on the lions, and looked at Quatre, "Get out of here." Quatre nodded, and started to turn, but Ukanita tossed Zechs and Duo away from the door, and glared at them, "I won't forgive you if they don't make it out of here." She grabbed Zechs' gun and ran out into the hallway, blasting as she went. "UKANITA!" She heard Quatre yell after her. She smiled and waved back at him, "GO! I'll be fine!" She turned back to her enemies, rushing at them. She dodged some of the bullets, and got hit by others, but she was getting a lot closer to them every moment. Soon, she was enveloped by soldiers and made it through them, with them fallowing closely. Then, she made the mistake of looking back, and she ran around a corner into a wall, and knocked herself out. She was awakened to a terrible shock. "So, you have awakened." Ominous said, gloating over her. "Big shock." Ukanita groaned at her. Ominous ignored her, and continued, "I have you know, and your husband." (to her follower) "Bring him in." A tall soldier came in, carrying Quatre by the shoulders. He looked almost dead. "See, now I have the upper hand. You will now do as I say." Ominous smirked at Ukanita. "And WHY would I do that. Especially for a twerp like him?" Ukanita smirked back. "I couldn't care less for a dweeb that ignores my orders and gets captured by the enemy." "U..ka..nita…" Quatre groaned as he was tossed on the floor. Ukanita stood, bracing herself, and walked over to Quatre, ignoring her own pain, and kicked him in the leg, since she didn't really want to make his wounds worse. He groaned again, and looked up at her, his eyes full of trust. "#$*&!" She thought to herself, "How am I going to do this to him?" The she turned to Ominous, "Aw, let him die." She kicked him again, "And tell me what you want me for, 'cuz I sure as heck ain't gonna work for you if I don't know what you want me to do!" "I'm glad you're being agreeable. But don't think that you can fool me that easily. I have come up against you before, remember." Ominous turned to the wall, "And won." Ukanita winced at that. She hated to remember her past defeats. Ominous raised her arms, power gathering in her hands, and blasted the large emerald that was in the wall. Soon there came a loud rumbling and shaking noise, and the wall dissolved, showing a huge control room. "Bring them in." Ominous commanded, walking into the room, and sitting on her large throne in there. Ukanita and Quatre were brought in, fallowing her. "Well?" Ukanita asked, shaking off the minion's arms. "You are my power source." Ominous said simply, gesturing to a large tank, "You will be put in this tank, and your energy used to power my dimension warp machine. Kybard has a name for it, however complicated it may be. Approach Kybard!" She commanded, and Kybard, Ominous' scientist who served her for the money, came up. "We call it the Taarnasderet Wacembi. It will be used to open the barrier to the other dimensions, allowing infinite travel, and job opportunities, ending war, hunger, and disease!" She explained grandly. "Or, it can be used to take over every dimension ever." Ominous corrected. "Well, yeah." Kybard said, looking slightly annoyed. "Okay, so….. what's the big deal? Why do you need us?" Ukanita asked, looking high and mighty. "We don't need him, we need you. Our creator is the same person, therefore, our power is aligned, and this machine is also on the same wavelength, and that power is the only type that can run this machine, so you are my battery." She had just closed the doors on them, when the same rumbling noise came up from below them, but this time Ominous wasn't doing it, because she looked as panicked as Kybard did, and that was not very good. "Quatre, hold on." She whispered to him, as she threw his arm around her shoulder, and tried to pull him out of there, kicking the door open. She was glad for whatever was causing the distraction, and hoped that it would last long enough for her to get Quatre out of there. She was about halfway to the main entrance, when a Gundam broke through the walls, fallowed by two more Gundams and the Tallgeese. Ominous looked panicked, when suddenly, out of nowhere, came the Wing Zero knocking all the mechanical stuff around. The Taarnasderet Wacembi started reacting when the Gundam tried to slice it in half with its sword type thing. And in a blinding flash, the base, and all of the enemies disappeared, and they were all left in a desert. "Yo! you guys all right?" Duo asked, popping out of his Gundam. "Yeah.. I am. Quatre's hurt." She handed him to the Tallgeese, who flew off in search of a hospital. ***** "I thought you guys destroyed your Gundams. AND I thought you were hurt." Ukanita said, annoyed, as her, Miyaka, and the other Gundam pilots (as well as their wives) walked to the hospital that that Quatre were being kept in. "Well, we were, but if one of us is in trouble, we made a promise to always get them out of it." Duo said. "Oh, when did this happen, and why wasn't I there for it?" Ukanita glared at him. "It was an unspoken trust between those who were to save the earth from OZ." Trowa said. "Okay, so I get that, but what about the Gundams?" She asked as they rode the elevator up to the top storie. "I can answer that!" Yvintia said, "Us girls wouldn't let the guys get away with doing something that stupid, so we made them rebuild them!" "Even Relena?" Ukanita asked glancing at her. "No. I did that without my wife's knowledge." Hiiro spoke up quickly. "Oooh, in other words, it's never her fault?" Centime asked. "Never." Hiiro said very decidedly. "Oh, Hiiro! That's so sweet!" Relena said, clinging to his arm. "Teddy Bear Hiiro!!!" The other girls exclaimed, watching Hiiro blush, while he hugged Relena. They left them in the elevator, and started for Quatre. Ukanita walked into Quatre's room , and the others started to fallow them, until Wufei stuck his arm across the doorway, causing Duo to knock the others over. "Hey! What's the big idea?!" Duo demanded. "Let them have some time alone." Wufei explained, blocking Duo's punches. "Oooh! Is that the case? We should let them be alone!! Come on guys!" Duo said very loudly and over dramatically. "Should I take Miyaka?" Noin asked Ukanita. "NO! What are you thinking?!" Ukanita yelled, blushing furiously. "Take her." Wufei said, taking her from Ukanita, and pushing Ukanita into the room, slamming the door behind her. "Uhhh…." Ukanita said, as Quatre looked up from his magazine. "How are you doing?" "Okay!" Quatre said, smiling, "They said that I can leave soon! Then we can have our party!" They sat in silence for a while, mostly because Ukanita felt really bad for getting Quatre hurt, and didn't know what to say. "Uhhhh…" Ukanita began finally, "Kat, I'm really sorry.." "Don't worry. It was my choice. I'm fine now." He smiled, "I wonder if I should invite my sisters to the party?" "All 5,000 of them?!" Ukanita yelped. "There isn't that many." He said, "But yeah, wouldn't it be great to have our house full of my family?" "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Ukanita screeched, whamming Quatre with a pillow, "NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!" ****** Outside Wufei (who had been listening in) turned to the guys, "You can go in now, she's back to normal."
