There is a game known to be extremely addictive called Everquest, an online role playing game. My sister has a character named Cethany who is a cleric, and so I thought I would write a sarcastic poem on how I see this game.

Evercrack

By Cethany’s socially starved younger sister.

Evercrack, evercrack,

I think I’m in love.

Evercrack, evercrack,

The game’s sent from above.

Evercrack, evercrack,

I just got in a fight.

Evercrack, evercrack,

Hey, I died, that ain’t right!

Evercrack, evercrack,

Someone give me a rez.(1)

Evercrack, evercrack,

Damn, Cethany’s dead.

Evercrack, evercrack,

Addictions are formed how?

Evercrack, your answer is,

"You’re in our world now!" (2)

~Lars the Goddess

(1) A spell that brings the character back to life with little experience loss.

(2) The Everquest slogan which I happen to find very appropriate.

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