A Chibi Adventure - A Trip to the Dentist

Moon Lily

"Duo, Heero, Wufei, Trowa, Quatre! Time to get up! Breakfast is almost ready!" Noin called as she walked down the hall. She knocked and opened all the doors, yelling into each one.

Little Chibi Quatre woke up from his nice dream, rubbing his eyes. As he slowly woke up, he threw his tiny legs over the side of the bed, and walked to the bathroom, yawning the whole ways.

He grabbed his little dino tooth brush and put toothpaste on it, intending to brush his teeth so he could eat breakfast downstairs. But when he touched the toothbrush to his teeth, his eyes widened and then he wailed as loud as his little lungs could, "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Frightened, Chibi Trowa ran into the bathroom. "Was wrong? Did you get a booboo?"

"I dunno!" cryed Chibi Quatre. "I wath gonna bruth my teeth, but my tooth hurths to much!"

At that moment, he burst into tears again, and Noin ran into the restroom.

"What's wrong?" she huffed, out of breath from the run up the stairs.

"Quatre has a tooth hurt," replied Chibi Trowa.

"I think it's time for a trip to the dentist for you."

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"I DON' WANNA GO! MY TEETH DON' HURT! IS QUATRE, NOT ME!" wailed Chibi Duo, kicking and struggling in Zechs arms as he carried him into the dentist's office. Noin had decided that since Chibi Quatre had a tooth ache, and since it had been so long since their last checkup, that all the chibis should go for a teeth cleaning, much to their horror.

"Duo, calm down, the dentist won't hurt you," said Zechs between gritted teeth as Chibi Duo kicked his thigh, again.

Finally, after about 20 minutes, Noin and Zechs got the 5 chibis to sit still in the chairs. They sat there quietly reading and drawing, with nothing going wrong.

Then, the dentist walked in.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" wailed the 5 chibis in unision. They immediatly ran for cover, Chibi Heero went behind the clerk's counter, Chibi Quatre hid under the chairs, Chibi Trowa ran behind the potted plants, Chibi Wufei drew his katana and stood on the chair, and Chibi Duo ran past the dentist and into the rooms behind him where all the equipment was.

"Du-O! Come back!" yelled Noin, running after the braid. Meanwhile, Zechs was trying to pry Chibi Quatre off the chair.

"I DON' WANNA GO!"

"Quatre, it'll be okay! The dentist won't hurt you!"

The dentist walked up to Chibi Quatre to try to comfort him, but as soon as he drew near, Chibi Wufei whacked him with his katana.

"You bad person! Go 'way from my friend!" he yelled, pointing the wooden sword at the dentist's nose.

"Uhh...nurse...try to calm this little boy down please..." the dentist said, backing away carefully from Chibi Wufei.

But as soon as the nurse came near, Chibi Wufei whacked her too.

"Onna! Go 'way!"

Meanwhile, inside the rooms...

"Du-O! Come out now!"

"NO!"

"He won't hurt you!"

"I'M NOT COMIN OUT!"

"I said now!"

"SINGAMI DOESN'T NEED TO GO TO THE DENTIST!"

Back in the waiting room...

"ONNA! I SAID GO 'WAY!" *whack*

"GO AWAY!" *whack whack*

"HEY GIMME BACK MY SWORD!" *kick bite hit*

"NO IS MINE!" *whack*

Back in the rooms...

"NOOOOOOOOO! I DON' WANNA HAVE MY TEETH CLEANED! LEMME GO! HELP! HELP! THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME! HELP!"

Back in the waiting room...

"TWOWA! HELP ME! TWOWA DON' LETH THEM THAKE ME AWAY!"

"NOOOOOOO DON' HURT QUATRE! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU! LET HIM GO!"

"ONNA! LET MY FRIEND GO NOW!"

"HEEWO HELP!"

"I will delete evwything in the compooter."

"Hey, get that kid away from there!"

Meanwhile in the rooms...

"ARGH! LEMME GO! HEY DON' BRING THAT NEAR ME! HEY WHATAYA DOIN! DON' BRING THAT HOOK NEAR ME! WAAAAAAHHHHHH WUFEI SAVE ME!"

Back in the waiting room...

"Heero you get away from that computer! Trowa, stop kicking the dentist! Quatre, let go of the chair! Don't you stick your tongue out at me young man, you let go! Wufei, don't call the nurse an onna! No, that doesn't mean you can hit her, Quatre let go now!"

An hour later...

The 5 chibis were all in the car on their way home. Chibi Heero was sleeping on Zech's lap, who was covered with scrapes from fighting with Chibi Quatre, Chibi Trowa, and Chibi Wufei, while Noin was covered in tooth paste and driving. In the back seat Chibi Quatre sat curled up against the door, smiling as he napped. Chibi Trowa sat reading a picture book, covered in grass stains from the plants. Chibi Wufei sat pouting, clutching his katana in his hands. Chibi Duo sat sleeping in Chibi Wufei's lap, covered in tooth paste, fluoride, novacaine, and all sorts of wierd liquids that the dentist uses.

As the two guardians carried their sleeping bundles into the house, they just looked at each other and smiled.

"Well," said Zechs, very softly. "That turned out much better than I had hoped!"

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Moon Lily