Double Dating Movie Marathon.
Part Six, by Kapok.
Disclaimer: PASTE DISCLAIMER HERE.
*see the problem is, Saba, Jackie Chan is more your style. And, unfortunately, we know it*
Piccolo: wait! (everyone freezes) something's not quite right . . .
Kapok: (drops tears etc. act) say . . . your right . . . why was I crying again?
Rass: (turns slowly to Saba) and I thought you absolutely doted on Jackie Chan movies.
Saba: (slight sweat drop) uh, oh, well, I'm crying on the inside.
Rass: (seems satisfied) oh okay.
Piccolo: you can't fool me that easily. Kapok. Your dictaphone.
Kapok: I know where your going with this (* well I better, coz I'm writing it*) (takes out dictaphone. Rewinds it a bit. Presses play. All pause and listen. Hear Jackie Chan, punch and kicking sound effects . . . and . . . behind it . . . an odd high pitched sound. All turn to Saba)
Saba: (sweat drops bigger) uh… (backs away slowly) hey, guys, it's only a movie. I just didn't want to wake you. I . . . (they keep walking towards her. Menacing, crazy looks on their faces. Saba decides to change tactics) . . .Okay! Keep back! (She strikes preying mantis pose. Others momentarily confused) I just learnt Jackie's every move! I can take you all on!
Rass: oh, don't worry, you will (moves forward, ready to jump her)
Kapok: (pushes Rass aside) ladies first.
Piccolo: (pushes Kapok aside) I think I qualify then.
(Piccolo and Saba start fighting. Piccolo does something really fast, quicker that the human eye can see (*which, when you think about it, isn't all that fast*) next thing we know, he has Saba ready for a downward death strike. Others look on in edger anticipation. THEN-)
Ticket man in bow tie holding torch (yes, THAT one): excuse me, but- (cut off by kiss from Rass. But it was too late. That momentary distraction was all Saba needed to get out from Piccolo. she runs. Kapok runs after her, out of theatre. Piccolo pushes away the Theatre Guy, and pulls Rass after him. The chase is on.)
Saba: (slightly out of breath) why do all the movies we go to end in the same way?
Kapok: (running behind) because they all have the same Antagonist, You.
Piccolo: (given up dragging Rass, now carrying him over his shoulder) You run when you know you can't win.
Saba: (stops mid-step. Spins around and faces them) I can win. (starts gathering energy) I will win. And you'll be sorry. The lotta you. (Kapok, Rass and Piccolo stop. Stand next to each other. All look at each other. None know exactly what Saba is on about, but all can see that she's really flipped it this time.)
Saba: Final Strike!
(large wave of energy comes rolling out of Saba, in a ripple effect. Blinding flash as it envelopes everything. Smoke and dust gathers. Then it starts clearing.)
Kapok: I'm Blind! I'm Blind! (then fumbles and pulls out glasses, puts them on) uhp, no I'm not.
(Kapok, Piccolo and Rass look around. Where they had been on a street, rowed with tall quaint shops, they now stood in the middle of a blackened and grey pile of charred rubble. It stretches for about nine miles. (However long that is in kilometres, it's anyone's guess))
Rass: where's Saba? (all look around)
Piccolo: maybe the Final manoeuvre finished her off. (Almost note of excitement in his voice. Kapok looks at him oddly)
Saba: No such luck, Plant-boy! (all look up.)
Kapok: I never knew she could fly!
Piccolo: no, she's over there. (turns Kapok 180o away from aeroplane, to where Saba is standing on top of the rubble of an old 7 story building.)
Kapok: (squints. Takes off glasses, and cleans them. Has another glance through them, then puts them away.) oh. Well. Anyway. Seeing as she's destroyed this place and all, I suggest we make the most of it, and loot what we can.
Rass: (sudden realisation) OUR FLAT! (he and piccolo drop to their knees)
Together: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Saba: (everything else forgotten. Comes over. Little voice) oops. sorry. (in lighter tone) I guess this means you'll have to lodge in my place for a while. (slight smile)
Kapok: (starts cracking up)
Piccolo: what?
Kapok: have you seen Saba's place lately?
Rass: -I- don't mind.
Piccolo: maybe I'll rent a room from a motel.
(long pause. Very long pause. Saba elbows Kapok, who, totally not expecting it, get's knocked)
Kapok: Waah! (straightens) What??
Saba: uhhhh… (Kapok takes hint)
Kapok: Oh, okay. Piccolo, you don't have to rent a motel
(* here is the interesting part. I didn't know which ending I liked best, so this has three.)
Ending One
Kapok: My parents are in Venice, so their not using the summer house right now, so you can stay there. There aren’t any servents, but I'm sure I can send someone up.
Saba: (rolls eyes)
Rass: (groans)
Piccolo: (smiles, small laugh)
Kapok: What? I don't need it. and I really don't mind. (everyone cracks up) whaaat??
Ending Two
Kapok: Saba will rent it for you. She's legally obligated to, after destroying your current residence.
BOOM (Saba blowing her top again)
Ending Three (* definite sequel material*)
Kapok: I'll put off having my apartment sprayed, and you can stay over.
Piccolo: (slight smile) thankyou.
THE END
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