Friends and Enemies.
"I'm sorry, Juuhachi," whispered Kuririn as stared through his refection in the bathroom mirror. "I will avenge you." Slowly, Kuririn began to shave his head.
"Kuririn…. You promised Juuhac…" Ten began.
"I know what I did, Ten," Kuririn replied as his eyes filled with tears. "Juuhachigou."
"Kur…." Juuhachigou suddenly gasped. "Kuririn," Ever so slowly, her bruised hand crept up and knotted in Kuririn's shirt. "Don… Don't do anything… Stupid… Do Not… do not confront them," Juu- hachigou gasped.
"Those damned Saiya-jin did this, didn't they…?"
"Saiya-jin," Ten cried out in horror.
"Y… yes, Saiya-jin… You … c…can't beat them, Kuririn… Promise me you won't try anything stupid…" Juuhachigou wheezed.
"I can't…."
"PROMISE ME KURIRIN!" She growled.
"I… promise…" Kuririn agreed.
"Thank you…Take care of Marron for me…*" Juuhachigou smiled as her eyes glazed over and she took her last breath.
"I intend to keep that promise. Take Marron and go to the Tengoku. I'll met you there," Kuririn said. "Don't worry about me. I made a promise not to do anything stupid, and I won't."
"Kuririn," Ten started.
"Just go, Ten. I be there as soon as I'm done burying her.
"Gohan-kuh, is there something bothering you?" Videl asked as Gohan once again stared off into space. "Hmm? Oh, Videl. Nothing really... Just... Something doesn't feel right," Gohan replied as he tried to focus on Videl and their conversation. "What do you mean? I do feel a thing besides the grass under me," Videl stated. "Besides, what could possibly be wrong in a city park?" "Not here... I feel a really strong ki and it feels like I should recognize it," Gohan returned as his eyes narrowed. Videl's face drained of color, "you don't think its Buu, do you?" To which Gohan shook his head. "No, it's not Buu." "You're right, its not." Both Videl and Gohan spun to find Piccolo leaning against a tree. "Piccolo-san! You feel it too," asked Gohan hesitantly. "It's the Saiya-jin. Some fool resurrected all of them." Replied Piccolo. "Saiya-jin," Videl asked. "That shouldn't be much of a problem Piccol...." Gohan stated. "That's not what Kaiou-Sama and your father think." Piccolo straightened and walked over to his student. Gohan stood. "They're powerful this time, more powerful than Son and Vegeta." Piccolo paused as Gohan took in the details. "We need to get as many people to the Tengoku as possible. I'm going to find Tenshinhan and Kuririn." "We'll meet you there," replied Gohan. "Piccolo-san! Good luck!" Gohan and Videl propelled themselves into the air, instantly changing into The Great Saiyaman 1 and 2. "Hey, Videl? Wasn't your Father at a bank opening today?" "And now, introducing the Savior of the Earth! Tenkaichi Budokai Champion, MR. SATAN!!!" In front of the Bank President, a plump of smoke burst from the ground. "Yo! It is time for the first grand opening of the Super World International Bank of the Super International World's Greatest Hero... MR. SATAN!" Mr. Satan said this, but no one saw him. As the smoke clears, no one was there. The crowd looked around, when all of the sudden, Mr. Satan came flying out of nowhere, did a double flip in the air, and landed, doing the splits. He then grabbed his private area, and fell over in pain. The crowd gasped, as Mr. Satan looked up. "Are you alright, Satan-san…?" Asked the Bank President. "It was a joke!" said the World's Greatest Hero, Standing to his full height and masking his pain. "Satan! Satan! Satan!" A sweat drop appeared on the back of the head of the champion as the crowd began to chant. "I've got to stop trying that, or I'll become a comedian." Thought Satan. Suddenly, he laughed out loud. "Yes! Earth's Greatest Hero, Mister Satan is here to dedicate this Bank to all the people of Satan City!" The Bank President then handed Satan a huge pair of Scissors. "HEY! SATAN-SAN!" Shouted a familiar voice from the sky. All turned to see who it was. "OH! It's the Great Saiyaman," shouted someone in the crowd. All began to chant the Saiyaman's name repeatedly. "But... I'm the World's Greatest Hero! That glory hog!" "Satan-san..." The Great Saiyaman paused. "We..... Ah need your help."Said the Saiyaman as he motioned for Satan to lean forward. He then whispered something in Satan's ear. "Golden... haired... warriors...?" Satan's face turned blue as he said this. "There's one that's worse than you know who," was Saiyaman 2's reply.Satan took in his daughter's words, and swallowed hard. "Satan-san..." Satan nodded in reply. "Citizens... an new danger threatens us all...." Satan stated as the crowd grew deadly quite. "But fear not! I, Mister Satan, am here! Follow me, and no harm shall come to any of you, that, I promise!" "I don't like this.... The ki I feel is all wrong...." Stated Gokou grimly as he took in his surroundings. The exact same desert he and Vegeta battled in for the very first time. "They've probably already stared the slaughtering," replied Vegeta. "Not that.... I can feel a very strong ki.... it feels so familiar, but at the same time different," Gokou said. "It's probably the one Kaiou told us about," Vegeta stated to which Gokou nodded in reply. "Kakarotto, They're getting closer." Silently, a figure landed behind Gokou and Vegeta. "Long time no see, Vegeta-kun," A familiar voice stated cockily. "Vegeta-kun??? "Vegeta snarled. "You insolent....!" Vegeta turned around and found himself looking straight into Nappa's chest armor. Gokou turned around also. His eyes bulged as when he saw Nappa. "Heh. I see even the trash was resurrected." "Trash, eh? I suppose we'll just have to determine who the real trash is eh?" Nappa asked with a grin. He snapped his fingers and an army of Saiya-jin encircled Gokou and Vegeta. "Bakka. Would you dare attack The Prince of all the Saiya-jin? Think carefully. Your lives depend on it," Vegeta smirked. "They won't listen to you. This is my army now. You hold no power over them," Nappa snarled as the circle tightened around Gokou and Vegeta. "Men. Attack. Hurt them. But leave Vegeta for me," Nappa ordered. The Saiya-jin Army attacked Gokou, Vegeta at once. Just as the slaughter was about to begin, golden energy began pouring for underneath the Saiya-jin attack force. "Ha~a!!!! "DIE!!!!!!" The entire Attack for was thrown away from Gokou and Vegeta as they transformed into Super Saiya-jin. "Hmmmphf. You call this an army? I've seen 2 year olds with more spunk." "Worthless morons." Nappa stated as he raised a single finger into the air, and the Saiya-jin army that was running away exploded. "What a loss, oh well. I have more than enough power to take care of you two." "That… that can't be….!" Gokou yelped. "Oh, I'm afraid that it can be, Kakarotto," Nappa growled as a huge shimmering aura engulfed him. Gokou grabbed Vegeta by his shoulder, and both disappeared. "That's right! Run! Run while you can! This whole planet… no this whole universe is my plaything," Nappa shirked with pleasure. A deserted Arcade. Deserted, that is, by everyone except Goten and Trunks. "Hey, Goten! Why would anyone want to leave behind these great games?" Trunks shouted as he played a Mortal Kombat type game. "I dunno... guess they were in a hurry," Goten replied while playing a racing game. "Of course they were!" Trunks responded. "They had to be evacuated, remember?" "Oh... yeah." Was Goten's sheepish reply. "Bakka," said Trunks as a shadowed figure rose up behind the two boys. Goten is the first to turn around. "Wow you're tall!" Goten screeched. "Why are you dressed so funny.... Why haven't you left Earth?" "Annoying brat," Said the Saiya-jin as he backhanded Goten. "Goten!" Screamed trunks as his friend made a huge hole in the wall. Trunks turned to face his attacker. Golden energy washed over the boy and he pushed himself into Super Saiya-jin. "What is THAT!?!?!" The Saiya-jin screamed, horrified, as Trunks rushed toward him. A second golden light caught the Saiya-jin's attention. Super Saiya-jin Goten burst through the wall to join his friend. "Heheheh! Lets show this guy what we can do Goten!" Smirked Trunks as Goten nodded. "FUSION-DA!" The two boys began to dance. "FU....... SION! HA!!!!!!!" The two boys said in unison. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU," shouted the Saiya-jin. "HEY! HEY! I am Gotenks! The great and powerful Super Saiya- jin!!! And you are not.. Nay nay!!!" Stated Gotenks' twin voices as he pushed his nose up with his little finger and stuck out his tongue. "A.... a," the Saiya-jin stammered as he tried to swallow the lump in his throat. "S... Super Saiya-jin...?" "Do you wish too fight Gotenks," asked the fused brat as he slid into a fighting stance. "NO NO!!!!!STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!" "Heh. Too bad... I fight any way," Gotenks replied, as the Saiya- jin backed himself into a wall. "Go away... I do not want to fight you!!! I was just playing." "Play," Gotenks asked. "Okay... Gotenks will play!!!" Gotenks said as he turned around, and began to tap his nose with one finger. "What will Gotenks play with...? Ohh! A ball... wait-a- minute... balls are for girls! Here silly man, you can play with this!" Gotenks tossed the ball over his shoulder to the Saiya-jin, who elbows Gotenks in the back of the head. "Die." "HEY! HEY! THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!! We will play pro wrestling!! I will be Mr. Satan!!! And you get to be... well, the person Mr. Satan beat up!" Gotenks said enthusiastically as the Saiya-jin rubbed his bruised elbow. The Saiya-jin began to back away as held up his hand. "Peace! Haideedeedeededeedee! I am the world greatest hero.... Mr. Goooooooo-tenks!" "This thing's a total moron," Thought the Saiya-jin. "I still have a chance then…" The Saiya-jin smiled. "Here, let me lay down so you can beat me," the Saiya-jin said as he began to lie down. "No! Gotenks will really beat you!" Gotenks shouted as he smashed in the Saiya-jin's head with his elbow." Grabbing his bruised cranium. "OW! Damn it! That really hurt! Where the hell are you?" "Hey! HEY!" The Saiya-jin looks to see where the voice came from. Gotenks is standing on top of an arcade game. "Shit." "Super Kamikaze... ur.... umm.... ELBOW DROP!!!!" Gotenks shouted as he leapt from the arcade game and drove his elbow straight into the Saiya-jin body armor and nearly destroying it. The Saiya-jin grunted as he hit the ground. "Yo! Another win for Mister Goooootenks! 1.... 2...." Gotenks laughed. Suddenly his eyes bulged and he fell over. "Y....You p.... Punched Gotenks in z... za' WANG!!!!" The Saiya-jin stood and looked at his ruptured armor. "Tough little bastard, aren't ya?" Suddenly, Gotenks stood up. "You hit Gotenks in za' WANG!!! You made Gotenks MAD!!" Gotenks roared as golden energy began to wash over him and lightning began to crackle around him. "NOW YOU FIGHT GOTENKS AS SUPER SAIYA-JIN THREE!!!!! "Gotenks shouted as he lowered his head and growled. The entire store glowed with golden light. Gotenks looked up an screamed, completing his Super Saiya-jin 3 transformation. "Are you afraid yet, Monkey man? How many seconds before you run?" "S.... shit," the Saiya-jin stammered as Gotenks brought both arms up in front of him. "RENZOKU SHINE MIS..." Suddenly Gotenks stopped. "Oh shit! I used my power............!" "…..Too…." Trunks continued. "…..Fast!" Goten finished. Nervously, Goten looks over to Trunks. "Trunks-kuh…." "Ummm...." Trunks said as he swallowed the lump in his throat. "So it did have a weakness. Now it's time for the real fun to begin....!" The Saiya-jin snarled gleefully. "We can do the fusion again...." Goten began, but before can finish, The Saiya-jin picked both boys up by their hair. "What pathetic attempt to piss me off...." The Saiya-jin snarled. "On the other hand.... You just made me angry enough to make your deaths long and painful... won't that be fun?" Suddenly both boys sent their elbows crashing into the Saiya- jin's nose, making him drop both boys. "C'mon Goten! We don't need to Fuse to beat this guy," Trunks exclaimed with a smirk. "Let's get 'em, Goten!" Goten nodded. Both kids rocketed forward to smash into the Saiya-jin. Who promptly ran away. "That was no fun, Trunks-kuh. He ran away." Goten stated as both he and Trunks changed back to normal. "He was pretty weak, wasn't he Goten?" Trunks asked as he tightened his belt. "Yup," Goten agreed. "What we gonna do now?" "I dunno."The afterlife used to be so peaceful. That was, until Gokou came along. Kaiou-Sama pondered this as Gokou and Vegeta appeared before him. "What the Hell do you think you are doing?!?!?" Vegeta yelled as he grabbed Gokou by his collar. "Do you realize that we could have ended this right then and there!!!" "No... Nappa's the one..." Gokou flatly stated and his hair changed back to black." "He's stronger than Vegetto... we didn't stand a chance against him... and he knew it... we weren't ready." Vegeta's hair also turned black as his stared straight at Gokou. "There's nothing we could of done except die, Vegeta." "Im… impossible…! Nappa can't be that powerful…." Vegeta stammered. "He is though. I felt it and so did you," replied Gokou grimly. "I all ready told you... you can't win..." was the only thing Kaiou said. Suddenly, Gokou stands. "Kakarotto…?" "C'mon. We have to get Goten and Trunks. I have a feeling something bad is about to happen." Gokou stated just before he and Vegeta disappeared.Tengoku: Literally the Kingdom of Heaven. Once a place that few people had ever seen, now, it was overrun with people of all shapes and sizes. Bulma, Yajirobe, Dr. Briefs, Chichi, Dende, Mr. Popo, Piccolo, Muten Roshi, Kuririn,Tenshinhan and Chaozu, Ox King, Johnny Bravo (don't ask, you'll see), Puar, Pilaf, and Bulma's Mother just to name a few. "I never knew this place could hold this many people," Bulma mused aloud. "How did they all get here anyway?" "That would be the doing of Satan-san," Dende replied quietly. As if on que a huge airbus marked with Mister Satan's personal logo carrying more people arrived. "He may not be that powerful, but his heart is in the right place. The Tengoku has become the final refuge for the inhabitants of Earth. It can hold many more people. We may have to evacuate…." "Leave the Earth? Where would we go?" Kuririn asked. "Well, I suppose if we had a spacecraft…" Bulma began. "Can I have a pool-view room?" Muten Roshi asked, literally popping up from nowhere. Bulma promptly thumped Roshi on the head. "There will be no pool, ya dirty ol' pervert!! There will be no pool, because there is no spaceship!" Bulma shouted. "Umm.. How about Spaceships R' Us?" Yajirobei piped in. Everyone just stared at him. "Fine, bad joke... jeez..." "Let's hope Gohan and Videl get back soon, maybe they have an idea," Ten stated. "What you people talking 'bout? Anyone?" Johnny Bravo did some cheesy karate moves. No one cared. "Ho Mama! This ain't no fun!" "Okay okay okay. So.. how exactly DO we get off this planet?" Bulma asked to no one in particular. "Well... it seems that I am prepared for this," came the reply from her father. "Papa, what aren't you prepared for?" Asked Bulma sarcastically. "Well... Ummm.. an invasion of Oolong's panty collection come to life. That's about it..." Again, everyone just stared "So... what's the plan, Dad?" Bulma asked, breaking the silence. "Well, after Nappa and Vegeta arrived on Earth, I contemplated on what we would do if more Saiya-jins were to come and threaten the existence of this planet. I found an old book entitled "Exodus: The Dream of Toriyama". Within I found a plan for a space craft large enough to not only fit the entire population, but it could work." Dr. Briefs stated. "And it would take years to build," Bulma replied. "We don't have years." "Oh... but," Dr. Briefs begun. He stopped, as his facial expression changed to one of shear pain. Bulma screamed as Dr. Briefs looked down to see a gaping wound through his chest. "PAPA," Bulma screamed as her father collapsed in a heap. Then, the chaos began behind them. "Bul... Bulma.... take this," He said as he pulled out a computer disk. "…plug it into the main computer, and then watch.. the fire works," Dr. Briefs said a he coughed up some blood. "He... help save the planet..... please... go... now...." "But..... but.. Papa," Bulma shirked as tears began to run down her cheeks. Blood began coming out of his mouth as Dr. Briefs spoke for the last time. "Please... don't worry about me... go now," Dr. Briefs said with his last breath. Bulma picked up the disk, and held it close as she began to run towards the edge of Heaven. She looked down, and tossed a Hoi-Poi Capsule, which changed into a hovercraft. She hopped on, speeding towards home. "Hey you!" Kuririn shouted to Johnny Bravo. "Why aren't you fighting?!? They're trying to kill us you dimwit! I'm not even a Super Saiya-jin, but at least I'm fighting!" "A whaddy-whatin," Bravo asked as he cocked a single eyebrow. Kuririn sweat-dropped. "Nevermind. Just help us! The Saiya-jins are attacking!" "Look, kid, I would.. but I came up here cause some punk kid with purple hair told me there would be chicks here... So where are they, shorty," Bravo asked. "Trunks… you didn't." Kuririn dodged a small ki blast, which went through Bravo's hair, who spun around instantly changing into his karate outfit. "Hoo-boy! Someone's gonna get a major brusin'! Who messed the do?" Bravo leapt and tried to kick the Saiya-jin, which just threw him over the edge of Tengoku. "WHOA!" Kuririn begun to fight a Saiya-jin who killed Bravo. "Evil... everywhere... shall never escape... the Great Saiya- man!" Suddenly, all the people began to cheer as Gohan and Videl floated up. Gohan has Johnny Bravo by his hair *we didn't have the heart to kill him...yet. * "Hey Kuririn, this yours," Gohan asked the monk. "I was hoping it wouldn't come back... but since your here.. Can you lend a hand with these Saiya-jins," Kuririn asked as Gohan set down Bravo. "Sure... none of them have any real power anyways," Gohan said. Suddenly, his eyes grew wide. "Execpt.... Maybe... that one," Gohan turned around and pointed at Nappa, who stood, arms crossed, watching on. Nappa smirked when he saw the Saiyaman. "Hey yo! Superguy! You might wanna take care of my little friends before you even think about playing with the big boys," Nappa growled as a Saiya-jin started to attack Gohan. He punched the Saiya-jin down. "Where's my Dad when you need him," Just as these words left Gohan's mouth, Gokou appears, with Trunks, Goten, and Vegeta "Otousan!" "Gohan. These guys roughing you up any," asked Gokou. "Not really. Otousan," replied Gohan as Ten and Kuririn join the group. "Good. Ten. You and Chaozu get people to safety," Gokou ordered. Ten and Chaozu fly away. "Vegeta, you, Gohan, Piccolo and Yamucha try and keep anymore Saiya-jin from getting here! Goten, Trunks and I will get the Saiya-jins on the Tengoku attention away from you away! Hurry now," Gokou again ordered as he transformed into a Super Saiya-jin. They all powered up and left except Vegeta. "Kakarotto! Good luck," Vegeta shouted as he flew off. "Ah. Good luck to you. Thank you Vegeta! Goten! Trunks... Fusion-Da!!" "HAI!!" The two boys replied as they begun the Fusion dance. "FU-SION! HA!" With that an angry stage three Gotenks was formed, who began kicking Saiya-jins off the Tengoku. "HEY HEY!" "Gokou-san! Over here," A voice suddenly screamed. "Chichi? Is that you," Gokou shouted back. "Gokou-san! Bulma just left.. Dr. Briefs is dead.. What's going on," Chichi frantically demanded. "I'll explain later... HIDE," Gokou ordered as a few Saiya-jins slammed Yamucha into the cement of Tengoku. "YAMUCHA!!!" "BIG BANG ATTACK," Vegeta blew the Saiya-jins to Enma-Daiou. "Thanks Vegeta," Yamucha replied. "Bakka. I only saved you because you're to weak." "Yamucha! There you are." Puaru shouted as he flew over to Yamucha. Suddenly a beam of ki ripped through Puaru's body. "Puaru," Yamucha screamed as Puaru exploded. Yamucha ran at the Saiya-jin, and was impaled on the Saiya-jin's fist. The Saiya-jin powered up, and Yamucha exploded.
