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The Return of Sasami Springer
Sasami: Hello, I am Sasami Springer and this is the Sasami Springer Show! Crowd: YEA!!! SASAMI! SASAMI! SASAMI! Sasami: on tonight's show we a talk to "Men who have be keeping secrets from their Lovers" Crowd: OHHHHH!!! Sasami: Up first we have Tenchi Masaki who is here to tell his long time girlfriend Ayeka that he has something very important to tell her. So lets welcome Tenchi! Crowd: (half boo, half cheer) *Tenchi comes on stage* Sasami: Hello Tenchi Tenchi: Hello Sasami Sasami: So whats up Tenchi: well, i've decided to make a serious life change. Sasami: Oh this should be good Tenchi: I decided to become a transsexual named Tenko! Crowd: OHHHHHH!!!! Sasami: That's pretty wild Tenchi: That's not all, I'm also in a relationship with another woman. Crowd: OHHHHHHH Sasami: 2 things. First off, this is a crazy subject. And second, DOES THIS CROWD KNOW ANY OTHER WORDS THAT "OHHHHHHH"? *crowd bows head in own stupidity* Tenchi: well, lets bring out Ayeka Crowd: HEY BABY!!! Ayeka: Hello Ms. Sasami, it is of the utmost pleasure to be here tonight with all you fine people Sasami: ........ uhhhh yea, right Tenchi: Ayeka, I got something to tell you. Ayeka: Oh Tenchi, I already know about the child pornography in your closet. Tenchi: HEY! that's not mine, its my Father's i swear! Tenchi: but anyway, that's not it. I've decided that I'm from this day forth, a drag queen. *crowd doesn't react considering they are still laughing over the fact that Tenchi owns child porn* Ayeka: HOW COULD YOU! YOU SICK LITTLE FUDGEPACKER! Sasami: well, Ayeka sure went through a change of character. Tenchi: HEY, most drag queens are straight, as am I. Tenchi: There's more. I'm also seeing another woman. Crowd: OHHHHH Sasami: This crowd needs a thesaurus. Sasami: well, lets bring her out, come on out Ryoko *Ryoko Comes Out* *crowd looks stunned and is completely silent* 1 guy in the crowd after the silence: DUDE, RYOKO'S A DUDE! Tenchi: WHAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!! *Ayeka falls over laughing* Ayeka: THAT'S YOUR WOMAN!?!?! Ryoko: Tenko, I meant to tell you. Tenchi(Tenko): OH... MY.... GOD Sasami: And now my final thought. This was the stupidest show I ever did. I need a new job and fast, this shoe will be the death of me. * Ryoko starts Raping Steve* SASAMI: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!! THE END
I will now take this time to apologize for anyone I offended. I don't really think Ryoko looks like a woman, I just thing its funny.
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