GT and Mirai Show! Episode 1!

Farore: Welcome to the GT and Mirai show!"
Paresu: Today gt and mirai will be showing us their amazing talents as dancers!
Mirai Trunks: What the hell?!!!
GT Trunks: Cool! *gets up and tries to dance*
P: Not yet GT.. man you should be wormed! sit down!
F: So trunks...
GT & M: Yeah?
F: No not you the other one! *they look at each other*
GT & M: which other one?
F: YOU! *they look again*
GT & M: Me?
GT: Well shes obviously talking about me.. hmmm... what did you want to talk about today?
Mirai: man, your just like your father
GT: Takes one to know one *pokes tongue out*
M: I'm not even your father!
GT: that's a good point
P: You guys ... why are we even here? So that you two can interview yourselves?
*The two sit up straight and behave*
F: That's better now where were we?
GT: Dancing?? *Gets up and dances like 'Big Gal Al'*
P: NO! Trunks! Sit down! For crying out loud why dont you join the circus already
*GT sits down and looks sad*
GT *mumbles* aww i was just trying to help
F: so "Mirai" what are your hobbies?
GT: Well i like dancing
M: she was talking to me!
F: Paresu control your man!
Paresu injects somthing into GT's Arm and smiles innocently
P: Hey! Whats a girl to do *acts like a bimbo* ?
M: hey i'm more of a man than he is!
F: that's not the point
GT: hey i heard that if you strip you are more manly!"
F: too much morphine Paresu
P: Strip! Strip!
M: I'll just look the other way
*GT looks around confused at where to start*
P: aww hes so modest
F: i sure hope so
*GT trunks gets excited*
GT: Hey this will be good
GT: starts twirling his scarf around
P: wooohoo go gt!!
P and F: welcome to the strip club!
M: oh kami, why me?
F: cuz you're special!
P: *looks at mirai and nods* VERY special
M : then shouldn't i be getting special treatment?
GT: you can touch me if you want
Paresu, Mirai and Farore: um .. no thanks
Mirai: Whats so manly about stripping anyway
F: uhh it shows you aren't afraid to show off your body
Mirai: *sigh* nice try
GT: Somebody anybody??
Mirai: Give it a rest..its obvious that a heros going to look more attractive than a business man.. dont you know anything about females? sheesh
F: do you?
F: you blush around your mom for goodness sakes!
Mirai: only my mom in the past.. id never met her that young.. what did you expect! i was.. just embarassed
GT: You blushed around Mom?!
*pause*
F: so mirai..i have a question about you and Cell
M: please not Cell..i hate him
F: too bad he's our special guest!
M: WHAT!!" he gos SSj
GT sits back in his chair tieing the scarf back on his neck mumbling somthing about "business men and heros'
GT: Whos this cell guy anyway.. i bet im stronger than him
P:*slaps GT in the head*
M: Mirai rolls on the floor laughing
Cell walks in with theme music playing as if its a wrestling show.
Cell: IS THAT A CHALLENGE BOOOY?
Everyone turns around and all of a sudden two anouncers appear behind a desk
BING BING..
Cell: Enter the ring! you weakling!
GT: that's cell? an overgrown grasshopper?
Mirai: Let me at him!
Security guard comes up to Mirai Trunks and trys to hold him back from Cell
Security Guard: Hes tough guy.. no hasseling the guests
Mirai stops and looks at the guy.. everyone *even cell* goes quiet thinking "what an idiot!"
Mirai picks him up and throws him flying through the roof
Security Guard; AAAAAHH aahh...aaa..a.. *dissapears*
*all the staff start running aorund screaming "MURDER" and the cameras start going shaky
F: that's my mirai!
GT still sitting on his chair with his legs crossed -yawning-.
GT: So when are we dancing ?
everyone in the audience goes makes a retarded sound
Cell: dance with me GT?
GT: hell no, you aren't my type
P: what about me then??
Gt: nope.. not you either..
walks up to mirai
GT: Can I have this dance?
Mirai: Not in this lifetime! *punches mirai in the gut*
gt falls on the floor crying like a baby!
Farore steps on his hands *owww GT screams*
GT: A true man knows how to waltz! your not even a man! your weak!
f: keep them off my boy!
Paresu cuddles GT
P: Its gonna be okay GT! Its gonna be alllrrriiight *gives him a drink and slips somthing in it"
GT: huh?
P: *smiles... alllllrrriiiigghhhttt...... GTs vision goes blurry
GT: What do you mean the cows did it!! Where is the chicken???!!! THE LAST CHICKEN NOOOO!!!
Cell: i see you cut your hair Trunks
M: which trunks?
Cell: you! I don;t know the other one, it's a shame more than one of you exist
M: what? say that to my face!
Cell: i just did!
M: say it to GT's face!
GT: what do you mean the chickens live with us on mars? I thought mars was where the grass lived!
Paresu grabs Gt and tries move him off stage but he wont budge then he runs over to cell and hugs him
GT: Cell, you;re soo beuatiful!
F:oh my gosh!!
*paresu faints*
GT: You remind me of my chicken alf... he was such a nice boy.. always whiped his mouth on a napkin after we ate peas together
Mirai hurls on stage
Paresu: Wakes and stands up again angry she pulls GTs Hair..
P: Mirai! Slap him out of it! i put too much in his drink!
Mirai punches GT in the gut
Mirai : ahh i needed that ...
everyone looks confused GT realises whats going on
GT: BAHHHHHHH!! ITS CELL!!!
M: no duh!
GT Jumps in the air and grabs onto mirais neck
F: no it's an overgrown grasshopper
P: yeah... *looks at cell scaratching head* hmm.. i was thinking more an african saber bug.., but.. hmmm
Cell: SHUT UP!!!
P and F shut up
M: hey cell you shut up!
C: make me!
P: Yeah make him!
*everyone turns at paresu
GT: Paresu! Your on OUR side!
P: ooh whoops *scratches head*
GT: Are you SURE your not related to Goku?
*Laughs from the audience*
F: ok now can i ASK you the question about Cell Trunks!
M: fine
F: ok. in your timeline why didn't you blow up gero's lab so cell wouldn't eat all those people?
C: you mean i'm still alive! SWEET!
GT: *gulp*
Mirai: takes a notebook out of his pocket
*flicks through the pages in it*
Mirai: I thought... hmm I know i had that on my to do list somewhere *shrugs* pah i must have forgotten!Oh well
F: oh well? bah. well at least he ate all the pretty girls and left me all alone
C: darn right i did! i leave the best for last!
F: runs behind Mirai
*everyone screams* ahhhhh
P: GT stop dancing would you damnit! *hits him with a frying pan*
GT: but i was getting so good at it
M: cell you're sick
C: I know
P: let's just kill him
GT and Mirai: Yeah! *nod in time*
*gt and mirai power up*
F: finally
Cell: Uh-oh theres two now *gulp*
F: damn strait there's two! and they's kick you green ass!
Gt runs up to cells to bash him....
dum dum dummmmm!!!
*anticipation*
*bitch slap*
*SILENCE*
F: ok i'll rephrase that. Slap you green ass...
Cell: That was it? *grabs trunks* are you sure youre not a girl??
GT: *blushes tomato red* But im a guy!!! *he starts crying then runs off stage followed by paresu whos waving her hands around*
M: talk about sensitive
C: I thought you guys were men?
F: We really dont have time for this !!Mirai! Go on!
Mirai quickly blasts cell to death
P: walks back in - wow that was quick.. trunks you really do have a a habbit of making battles go for ages then popping up and killing the bad guy in one second at the end... just like freeza.
*paresu snaps because of her hate for the freeza saga*
P: THATS REALLY ANNOYING TRUNKS! *grabs him by the neck* YOU COWARD!! WHY DIDNT YOU KILL FREEZA BEFORE THE WHOLE BORING SAGA STARTED!!! argggh
F: you let him think s/he was better than you
P: YOU LED HIM.. eh her.. ON! Meany!
F: uuhhhh thats all we have time for today!! Please tune in next time for my Mirai and GT fun!! *nervously looks at trunks getting strangeled in the background and a dead cell followed by GT crying
*choke choke*
F: hey let go of him!---off the air
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp