You Know You Watch Too Much DBZ When...
You make racial remarks
on Green People
You act like a monkey at
the full moon
You start your own
sentai force named after a food area
You and your friend are
fight someone strong and try to use fusion
You eat a bean you think
you will get lots of stength
You try to prove your
strong by pushing 20 buses
You look like your
father cause your his 2nd son and your 2nd son looks like you
You only live off by
drinking water
You weild a sword in
public
You know every move in
the video games
You make a Dragon Ball
page
You knew they're 508
episodes
You've seen every movie
You try Shinkou Idou
You grow your hair very
long and turn it into a spike like hair style
You try to grow a tree
that will suck the life out of earth making fruit for you to gain high
power strength
You have a big appetite
A big lust for fighting
You know how each
character obtained a level of super saiya jin
You neglect your son
cause he does not have your hair gene
because of your wife,
your sons hair does not remain the same for the rest of thier life
You name your child
after your ex girlfriend
You marry and have a
child with an android
Your older brother is a
racist towards green people
You fight someone with a
high power with an accent of a 19th century english accent
Your oppoenent keeps
getting cheap with 3 transformations
You make a decisions
with games of rock, paper, scissors
You try to swap bodies
with your opponents but a frog jumps in a way and you obtain the frogs
body
You find 7 circle like
stones and you keep them for a year and they turn into these mysterious
crystals and a dragon appears asking you a wish
You see a pig wish for a
pair of panites by Shen Long
You as a kid can fight a
whole army
You say two weird kids
take on Hitlers army no problem
Before you try to start
a fight, you ask
You beat up little kids
for training
All your worst enemies
end up becoming your best friends
You see an attack once
but never seen it again(ala Ryouga Fu Fu Ken)
You travel in time to
save your grandmother you recall playing Super Famicon
You are 12 again and
your grandaughter calls your grandfather and you kid still call you dad
You will not train
someone without a sense of humor
You catch monkeys to
imporve your speed in strength
You think that a gun is
some kind of witch craft
Your old master likes to
grab womens butts
You try to stay in line
all day to be in the front row of prettiest women in the world contest
You invent special
capsules to instanlty create transportation and shelter
You have an unknown twin
who wants to conquer to world
Your masters sister is a
crazed up money loving witch
You plant seeds to make
your army of Saiba Men
Your father has the
ability to self destruct
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