Jail Time
Written by Kenji Kotaro
PG-13 - I dunno why...
Piedmon is put in jail... with Apoclymon.
"LET ME OUT OF HERE!! I'M A DARK MASTER DARN IT!!" Piedmon shouted.
"I'm sorry lord Piedmon, but you broke the law. I know you could destroy me at any second but, I'd even have to arrest my own mother if I had to, of course she'd get off for good behavior in a week, but the point is Piedmon, you're not my mother..." The Policemon said.
"................."
-------- At the trial...
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"All rise!" Shouted Agumon. "Presenting the honorable Judge Gomamon!"
"GOMAMON!?" Everyone shouted.
Gomamon walked into the room. "It's my part time job! I need money for Digi-college, l'm studying law!"
He then sat in the Judge's bench and everyone sat back down. Gomamon then said. "Let's see... The Digimon World vs... Piedmon. Let's see, you're charged for... Drunk Driving, reconfiguring the Digimon World, trying to kill Mimi--" He then looked at Agumon. "Is tring to kill Mimi even a crime?"
"I dunno, Palmon was the one who wrote the charges. I don't think it is, Gabumon doesn't think it is, most of the Digidestined don't think it is, Etemon is the proud founder of the 'Kill Mimi Tachikawa center' and Chumon is still wondering why he saved her." Agumon said.
"Okay then, forget that last charge of killing Mimi, it also says here you... Tried to kill Hikari Yagami and Takeru Takaishi. That seems to actualy be a crime." Gomamon said. "How do you plead?"
"......doomed." Piedmon said.
"Can he even plead doomed?" Gomamon asked.
"I think so." Agumon said.
"Okay then, first the witness! Policemon Nubou Umetsu!" Gomamon shouted.
The Policemonentered the room and took the stand. Agumon walked over to the stand and said "Do you swear--"
"Not in Kenji Kotaro fics!" The policemon said.
"......Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" Agumon asked.
"Oh.. Of course!" The Policemon said.
"Okay then, the prosecution may start!" Agumon shouted.
Gabumon walked up to the stand. "Mr. Umetsu, is it true you saw the defendent, Piedmon, driving DRUNK at 10:16 last night."
"Yes, it is." The Policemon said.
"And did he resist arrest?" Gabumon asked.
"Actually he was also asleep, when I tried to wake him he shouted 'No mommy, I don't want to go to school. I want to stay home and bake cookies with you.'"
Suddenly the entired courtroom, which included the other 3 Dark masters who were being spectaitors. Piedmon was growing red with anger.
"Hey Piedmon!! Wanna bake some cookies with me!! HA HA HA HA!!!" Shouted Etemon shouted, laughing.
"TRUMP SWORD!!" Piedmon shouted, throwing 4 swords at Etemon.
"AAAHHH!!!" Etemon shouted, dodging the swords.
Suddenly 8 gaurds grabbed him. "GUILTY!!!" Gomamon shouted. "Put that bad man in jail!! I sentance him to 30 days!!!"
"Wait!! What about my defense?!" Piedmon shouted.
"You just tried to kill him!!" Agumon shouted.
"ETEMON was my defense?!!!" Piedmon shouted as he was taken out of the court room.
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"HEAVENS CHARGE!!!!" Shouted Angewomon, drawing out Piedmon's attacks and putting them into an arrow, and shooting the arrow in a wall. "We'll mark the arrow and you can pick up your attacks at the end of your sentance.
"Argh..." Piedmon said. "Now I know how Myotismon felt..."
"Except I returned his attack by running him through with the arrow!" Angewomon said.
"..........."
"Come with us!" A gaurd shouted, taking Piedmon to a changing room. He handed him a pile of clothes.
"NO! NO! NNNNNNOOOOOO!! I look terrible in stripes!!!" Piedmon shouted.
"CHANGE!!! NOW!!" The Gaurd shouted.
Piedmon obeyed, he walked into the changing room and came out a minute later with his prison uniform.
Finaly he was tossed into a cell..
"So.. You're my cell mate..." A voice said.
"Y-your..." Piedmon couldn't finish his sentance.
"That's right!! Apoclymon!! When they drained my attacks I lost the Death Claw part of my body, now I just have my feet to walk on instead of floating..." Apoclymon said. "So, what are you in for?"
"...Drunk Driving, you?" Piedmon asked.
"Trespassing on Spiral mountain. I was gonna punch the Piedmon guys head off! I AM THE MOST POWERFULL DIGIMON!!! If he was right here I could destroy him with one good punch to the face!! I'd knock his head off!!" Apoclymon shouted in rage."So, what's your name?"
"....Myotismon!" Piedmon shouted.
----------------- A
few days later... Cafeteria. ----------------
It had been 3 days... 3 days of Piedmon listening to "How I'm gonna kill Piedmon" rants from Apoclymon and questions like "Hey, Myotismon. Would you like to help me kill Piedmon too?"
Piedmon had finished getting his lunch and sat down when Apoclymon sat next to him.
"Hey, I've got a plan to bust outta here... I got it right on this piece of paper." Apoclymon handed Piedmon a piece of paper. "When we get outta here we'll MURDER PIEDMON, right Myotismon?"
"....Sure!" Piedmon said. He looked at the piece of paper when a gaurd grabbed it.
"Well, well, well.. What's this? Could it be an escape plan?" The gaurd said.
"It's none of your bussiness!" Apoclymon shouted.
"I'll just take a look my self..." The gaurd said.
Piedmon realized, if he was caught trying to escape he'd be stuck in jail for a LOT longer.
He quickly got an idea. "You gaurds... YOU TREAT US LIKE DIRT!!! This food here!!" Piedmon pointed to some boiled lobster, steamed vegtables and red wine. "GARBAGE!!!" He picked up his wine. "And this Merlot '78 is supposed to be served chilled!! THIS IS ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!! I SAY WE FIGHT BACK!!!"
"YEAH!!!" A prisoner shouted, kicking a gaurd.
A riot suddenly started in the cafeteria. The gaurd dropped the escape plan when a prisoner tackled him. Piedmon looked on the floor for the night, suddenly a gaurd carrying papers spilled them all on the floor when Apoclymon punched him.
"....Crud..." He said, he saw the note right there, but it was mixed up with the other papers. He did the only think he could do to hide the note for good, he picked up one piece of paper... He put it in his mouth and started chewing. "Hmm, not bad... Needs salt."
Apoclymon tackled one gaurd, and threw him into 5 other gaurds, knocking them all down. "STRIKE!! I still got it!!" He continued fighting gaurds.
Piedmon had eaten all of the paper. "Urk.. I think I got a paper cut in my stomach..." he moaned.
Apoclymon crawled down next to Piedmon. "Did you hide the escape plan?"
All Piedmon did was cough, sending little pieces of paper out of his mouth.
"Good plan!" Apoclymon said.
He and Piedmon quickly ran out of the cafeteria and into their cell.
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Later that day Piedmon got a visitor, his fellow dark masters and Myotismon. Myotismon was the first to talk to him, Apoclymon was right next to Piedmon, talking to one of his visitors. Myotismon picked up the phone at his side of the glass, the first thing he said was very loud. "HI PIEDMON!!!"
Apoclymon stopped talking to his visitor, he got up in anger and faced Piedmon. "MYOTISMON!!! Are you Piedmon?!!! And who are you talking to!?"
"Umm... I'm talking to Vandemon!!! Yeah!! That's my good friend Vandemon!!!" Piedmon said.
"And WHERE IS PIEDMON!!!?" Apoclymon shouted.
Piedmon looked through the glass barrier. He pointed at Machinedramon and shouted. "THERE HE IS!!"
Apoclymon roared in anger, he broke through the barrier and charged at Machinedramon. "DDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEE PPPPIIIIIEEEEDDDMMMMMOOOONNNN!!!!" He shouted.
Machiedramon faced the charging apoclymon. "HUH?! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Apoclymon started pummeling him.
"OW! OOH! EEEK!! AGH! URK!! AGH!!! OW!!!!"
"DIE! DIE! DIE!!!" Apoclymon shouted.
Suddenly 5 gaurds restrained apoclymon. "LET ME AT HIM!! I'LL KILL HIM!! KKKKKIIIIIILLLL HHHHIIIIIIMMMM!!!!!"
Machinedramon was laying on the floor in pain. "ooooowww..."
"Are you hurt Machinedramon?" Puppetmon asked.
"Yes... And the wierd thing is I WASN'T Programmed to feel pain." Machinedramon said.
MetalSeadramon walked out of the restroom and saw Machinedramon on the ground. "Yikes! Are you hurt, machinedramon?"
"What do you think?!" Machinedramon shouted in annoyance.
Apoclymon was sentanced to solitary
confinement for 10 weeks. Piedmon had finaly finished his sentance and returned
home... but...
-------- Piedmon's Room....
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Myotismon entered the room "I have one question..."
"What is it?" Piedmon asked.
"Why did he call YOU Myotismon and call ME Vandemon?!!!" Myotismon shouted.
"It's a very long story.... Very long..." Piedmon said. "By the way, how want Machinedramon? I heard you visited him today."
"He was fine, except he still doesn't know why he was suddenly programmed to feel pain..." Myotismon said, hiding his copy of "How to Reprogram Machinedramons for Dummies."
"Me too..." Piedmon said, hiding his copy of "The Idiots Guide to Machinedramons."
Puppetmon walked by, reading a copy of "How To Reprogram Machinedramons for Complete Idiots."
Metal Seadramon followed Puppetmon, reading a copy of "The Little Engine That Could"
".......By the way, you got your attacks back in the mail." Myotismon handed him a package, inside was an arrow. With instructions saying 'poke yoursefl with it'
Piedmon did that. He suddenly shouted in pain as he remembered his attacks... But...
"What the....?" Piedmon said, as he had a giant thing on the bottom of him. "DEATH CLAW!!" He shouted, smashing a wall. "Looks like they got my attacks mixed up with Apoclymon's..."
"Should we return them?" Myotismon asked.
"Hmmm, nah!" Piedmon said, evily.
The End?