*claps hand over CH's mouth* SHHH!
Basically, Ash is the sweetest guy ever to walk the planet.
(CH: I told you.)
No, you didn't. Shh. He's sweet, he's cute--
(CH: I _told_ you.)
No, you didn't get the chance, so SHUT UP. He's sweet, he's cute, he's considerate, he's selfless--
(CH: The proverbial Boy Scout.)
Yes.
(CH: I _hate_ it when you do that!)
What?
(CH: Agree with me!! It takes all the fun out of it!)
I know, that's why I do it.
(CH: Yeah, yeah...)
And for all of this, there are barely any Ash sites out there!! I must end this travesty.
(CH: Couldn't've done it better myself.)
Shuddup. So, I made a pathetic little Ash Mini-shrine!!
(CH: You have WAY too much time on your hands...)
I know. Anyway, stop asking why, it's annoying...
(CH: People, in the Cliffs Notes version, she did it because there was nothing else to do, there's a shortage of Ash sites, Ash is a good character...)
Why thank you, I didn't think you were capable of--
(CH: AND BECAUSE SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ASH!! That's right!! She thinks he's a bishounen, man!! Almost every fic she writes has him in it!!)
WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
*large fight ensues*
(M's friend: Well, since she's busy, I suppose I'll lead you out of here.
*phone rings*
M's friend: *picks it up* Hello?
Slurred voice on phone: Hey, dude! Try L&M's taxi service! *drunken laughter from two people*
M's friend: Oh no.
Slurred voice on phone: Oh, Leila! Y'seen any big black dogs lately? *more drunken laughter*
M's friend: I can't believe it!! They're drunk AGAIN!! Stupid Pokemon, I thought I stole their fake IDs!! Now I have to make sure they don't destroy the world! Mewtwo, Lugia, I am going to get you for this... *disappears*)
*There is nothing happening except the strange sounds of M and CH fighting. Within five minutes, the computer plays a recorded ending.*
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