"Why Hello!" E-chan smiled brightly and waved a big Oriental fan around coyly, "Sorry, I'm happy after my "Page Hailing the Demise of the Evil Dr. Love!" *insert evil maniacal laughter* Anyway...
We have one of those evil computer chairs that "adjust for comfort" in other words the chairs they booby-trap for fat people. If you sit on one and weigh more than 90 pounds it sinks - and not slowly either. Many a chair is built like this and I believe its part of the WWCFP(world-wide conspiracy against fat people). The WWCFP is everywhere and has some big company names behind it. One in particular is Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart dosn't carry any big clothes, and if they do by chance manage to get something big in, it is very very gimpy! So, I think this says if you are going to be half way large you have to dress like an idiot.
My father and I have decided the tactic of most clothing stores is to deny the existence of fat people; like if they don't carry big clothes we will simply migrate someplace with more clothes or something... my thing is; I would think they would want to have big clothes, and alot of them I mean... I'm big, and I have nothing against big people obviously but, I would think they would want to keep the fat people covered up! I mean, if you are going to make part of the society go unclothed wouldn't you want it to be the thin good looking half?
And "Fat Stores" or clothing stores with an abundance of big clothes are becoming few and far between... And clothes isn't the only thing either; Chairs for another. At restauants especially, they make the chairs entirely too small for anyone with any ass what-so-ever; I sincerely feel sorry for those in control of the ever proud "Ghetto-Booty". And the bottom of the chair isn't always so bad but the arms always like lean in, I know "non-fat" people who have trouble with these chairs. I thought this was suppose to be the age of comfort and novelties!
I know I'm not the only big person in the world and I know I'm not the only one who has noticed the ever-growing presence of the WWCFP, and It needs to be stopped. Really, If you have any of your own information about this conspiracy, e-mail it to me at: mage_of_dragons@hotmail.com
People Who Weigh More Than 90lbs Unite!