Seth here, a close friend of E-chan, and a major all around messed up person. E-chan talked about posters attacking and vampiric/shy/ESP keys.(I remember that, I lost an ear that day... I was the "friend" he was talking to on the phone) Go here for all sorts of confusing info about me(((self advertisement ne?))) I'm here to talk about revenging doors and other evil things.

As I have noticed with E-chan's problem of attacking posters, things seem to try to get their revenge when step-family is around. I was chasing my little step-sister around the house(with a large butcher knife, I might add) and she somehow got herself outside with no keys. As I shut the upstairs door with a loud crash, the door stuck a small metal obstruction that happened to catch the inside of my left foot, slicing it open. The cut is currently healing, but most likely will have a scar.

Here's another revenging thing: the house. There is this nice little obstruction/half of a wall thing right by the front door on the inside that leads to the living room from the hallway/kitchen. During this particular incident, I was... was... around the age of 12 or so or something, I don't remember the direct year(well, my older sis was still in the house). E-chan called, wanting to talk, but I didn't feel like talking because we just rented The Return of the Jedi. Anyway, I sat the phone down and the movie was getting to the part where Leia and Luke raced on the speeder bike things(I remember that part) and I ran from the kitchen to the living room. I slipped, fell, and the next thing I know my sister was standing over me asking me if I was hurt. I hit my head and my left hand was sore, but the strangest thing is, I didn't feel my left knee getting sliced open. I still have the scar and no clue how I got it.

There is one more incident of a revenging mop and broom, but E-chan can write that part if he wishes so. My life isn't that all exciting or dangerous, but I might be back for another column some time soon. Till we meet again,

Genius Writer Seth Nathanial-Kenney Jones.

Well, Here I am, E-chan. I decided to have a guest columnist so you could here someone else babble and whine or bitch for a few mintes :) Seth probably will be back.. he just happened to have some personal input about revenging and generally violent objects.. and since that was my topic I had him stop in to say hello

Oh! Want to know about the whole mop and broom thing? I don't feel like writing it down.. if you're really that curious... e-mail me here about it: mage_of_dragons@hotmail.com