Dr. Love...

The rant page of those he hath scorned.

Why Dr. Love is Evil/Needs to Meet a Painful Demise.

E-chan here with a league of scorned, love tattered and generally pissy group of people. You may have heard of "The Love Calculator" created by "Dr. Love" it is an evil machine created to crush and destroy the weak of spirit as the search for verification of a flickering love. You can go see this horrid device in all its horrible bloody *pinkess* here.

This page came about because of the pain his love-crusher caused a friend of mine... this poor unsuspecting dear dear girl got a 2% when she put in her information! This caused her extreme mental anguish and harrasment from angry Turkish, cross-dressing circus monkeys.

I believe he could have gone about this whole love tester thing in a nicer way like my friend Cassandra; After her own horrible encounter with a flock of rabid cannibal minks that came forth out of his device she made her own, you can use hers here. Hers is much nicer and noones heart gets stomped on by a Jewish-Canadian turkey named Gonzo.


Have your own Dr. Love horror story? send it to me here: mage_of_dragons@hotmail.com and I'll post it for the world to know and fear *ba ba bum!* "Dr. Love."

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Visual Aids!

My picture of my friend Cassandra killing Dr. Love
My friend Cassandra's picture of herself beating the unsuspecting smuck