Goddesses and Mortals

(GUEST: Goddess Belldandy)

Host: Welcome! Minasan to Everyone's Tea Room's Goddesses and Mortals section  *tada*

Audience: *clap!*clap!*clap!*

Host: This is the first time this programme is "on air" and it is a pleasure to invite *drum roll*........Goddess Belldandy! To come to our programme. Good Day, Belldandy sama.

Audience: BELLDANDY! BELLDANDY! BELLDANDY!................................

Belldandy: Konnichiwa minasan, watashiwa no megami no Belldandy tono shimas......

Host:*whispers*er......Belldandy sama speak english please.

Belldandy: a la gomeinasai.......opps! sorry......Good afternoon everyone, I am Goddess Belldandy.

Host: Okay Belldandy sama, can I ask you why are you here on earth in the first place?

Belldandy: Well, actually I wanted to come here in the first place to be with Keiichi-san.*blushes*

Host: aww........how romantic.

Audience: AWW..................

Host: Okay lets get down with the programme, so Belldandy sama are you here today to teach us how to make tea?

Belldandy: Yes of course.

Host: Belldandy is a veteran when it comes to making tea and cooking dishes. So....take it away Belldandy sama!

Belldandy: Okay! Lets' start with the lesson...

Audience: Yes! Of course Belldandy sama~

Belldandy: Step one, You need to have a teapot, a kettle, a spoon, tea cups and tea leaves. Step two, boil water in the kettle and make sure the teapot is warmed. Step three, depending on how many people who wants to drink tea, put how many spoonfuls of tea leaves in the teapot and not to forget one more teaspoon for the teapot. How many of you here wants to drink tea?

Audience: *all raises their hands*

Belldandy: er.......please wait a minute, I will go home and take the required amount.......

Host: AH! Belldandy sama! wait, no need for that just have four cups enough already.

Belldandy: Oh okay, if it is fine with everyone.

Audience: Go to Hell Mr. Host!

Belldandy: Oh my please don't say cursing words to people *tearing*

Audience: OH MY GODDESS, please do not cry Belldandy sama, we are sorry~

Belldandy: sniffs~ okay Step four, pour the boiling water into the teapot. Step five, close the lid of the tea pot and wait for three minutes..........wait for three minutes.........wait............wait.........

Host: er Belldandy sama?

Belldandy: zzzzzZZzzzZZZZzzZZZzzZZZzzzZZzzzz

Host: er.....looks like Belldandy sama is asleep already............haha^_^;  ok ok this is the end of the show. thank you for watching! BYE BYE!

Audience: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Belldandy: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Host: what a loser I am............*sits in a corner and cry*