meg-san - Gray-Green
Takeru Takaishi's Gurl - Yellow
Nathan - Blue
Incubumon - Navy Blue
chibi_e_2000 - Peachy-Pink
Kittypuff Lusion - Sky Blue
Lia - Lavender
pikapoo8 - Silver
ChibiBoi - Crimson Red
HyperKari - Orange
Everyone came in. The whole house was pink. It was about 4:00 pm. "I'm gonna go to the kitchen and prepare dinner, you guys go have fun in all the rooms. Oh I need one of you to run to the wine cellar downstairs and grab me a bottle of red wine. We are going banquet style tonight. Girls, go and try to find nice dresses upstairs. Boys, wear suits." About fifteen minutes passed. Siren had finished one quarter of the food. Dinmon put it on the buffet table in the banquet hall. The banquet hall had a glass ceiling and a dance floor. Siren made possibly the best food since he had the best cook wear at his finger tips. "Now what am I gonna wear? Dinmon, watch the rice!" Siren ran upstairs to the wardrobe room, which was empty. Everyone was probably at the hot tub or indoor tennis court. Siren picked out an amazing outfit, forest green suit with mahagony tie. That's when he saw Natalie walk by holding a yellow and white princess dress (princess daisy's dress). Siren's eyes were glued to her, till she turned to other way and was blocked by the wall.
Loki rolled his eyes and sat down on the nearest cushoinoed object, and promptly took a cat nap. "Tell me when we leave the twilight zone, ok?"
Siren walks back down to the kitchen and sees Loki sleeping on a fluffy pink sofa in the games room. Most girls have picked out dresses, but Jean didn't. (Siren is a very mature person for his age and rather would spend time at dinner parties than dances.) The rice came out heavenly. Dinmon, Seikimon and Ponytailmon were squishing potatoes with egg beaters. "Hi, we are making the mashy potato thing for you!"
".....Uh, why don't I take it from here, you three can go play with the other digi....mons." Siren finished cooking the second part of his seven coarse meal and decided to decorate the banquet hall. Siren came tugging a wagon of all pink decorations and flowers. He placed a vase on each table and put silky table cloths. He took the Dimp-sam trolly (chinese food) and put the wine glasses and wine bottles on it. He took another trolling but put a tea set on it instead. Siren decided to take a short break and went to chill out at the hot tub. When he arrived he was still in his apron and hair net. Some people were in there and the rest were not. He changed into a bathing suit and the only colour left was....you guessed it! PINK! And a matching robe. He slipped in beside Natalie. Siren thought she looked very beautiful in that hot pink bikini. They talked.
Aen missed dinner. The idea of dressing up in clothes that didn't belong to her to eat someone else's food with strangers who were pretending to be grown-up repelled her. The idea of just walking in on what could be someone's home bothered her.
The idea that it could be a trap terrified her.
So, she nabbed some chow from the kitchen and began to wander the rooms, Tsukaimon clinging to her scalp.
Jean stared at Siren in disbelief. The thought of dressing up horrified her!
"Has that hair dye affected your brain?! I've never worn a dress in my life! My fosterparents never made me! And if I did, I don't remember it, and I remember a whole lot of my life!" She pointed to her muddy jeans, faded shirt, and worn-out boots. "THIS is what I am wearing to this stupid dinner, whether you like it or not." She looked down at Agumon. "You don't wanna wear a suit, do you, buddy?"
"Well...now that you mention it..." he started.
"WHAT?!" Was this the Agumon she had known for a full...day?! "No! Besides, they don't make them in your size."
She grabbed his claw and started to walk to the dining hall, eyed Siren (who was baring down at Natalie so hard he could've burned holes in her back), and laughed a little. Then she strode into the dining room and sat down, helping herself to some rice and soy sauce.
"We don't need no stinkin' dress code, right, bud?" she asked Agumon joviantly. He nodded and ate some more. She just smirked at Siren in triumph and went back to eating.
"Aw," said Hikaru, "I hate dresses. You sound like my Mum!!!"
"What's a dress?" said Seikimon.
"It's torture," said Hikaru. She sighed.
"But it's better to change outta these old clothes. They look like they need washing."
Hikaru looked at her dress in disgust. She walked up to a room and said, "Well, here it goes!!!"
Nathan looked through each of the cupboards in the kitchen, he hadn't put on a suit but kept his normal clothes on. He opened one cupboard and inside was chocolate cover almonds.Not one box, not two boxes,or 3,or 4,or 5,or 6,or 7,8,9,or 10.12 boxes of chocolate covered almonds!In hunger and just love of chocolate cover almonds,Nathan grabs 5 of the boxes,runs out into the tv room,which just happened to have a home theatre and a leather couch!Nathans eyes were wide with excitement. He dropped his almonds and looked franticly through the diffrent dvds and videos.
Space balls!Monty Pythons Holy grail!Star Wars!There was every movie Nathan could ever want."Woo hooooo!"Nathan jumped in excitement, so happy that he had everything he could ever want,but in his mind,something was missing,Nathan ran down into the cellar and started looking in every junk box.Avumon waddled up next to him and asked. "What are you doing?I've been following you since we get here and you seem to be going madd!"
"What would you do if you got chocolate covered almonds?"
"Throw them out,most fish can't eat chocolate dimwit."
"Well,what if you got every movie you could ever want?"
"Whats a movie?"
"Never mind..."Nathan continued to dig,then he was suddenly happy! He had a lava lamp!He ran upstaires,turned on the lamp,put in space balls,ate his almonds,explained to avumon what a movie is,and he was in total bliss.
Hikaru walked down the stairs wairing a bright purple dress. "Stupid dress," said Hikaru.
"It makes you look nicer though Hikaru," said Seikimon, "You're always so ugly."
Hikaru smiled. "That's nice, Sei... WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!? YOU LITTLE..." She grabs Seikimon's neck. She lets him go and glares at him. "Just for today." said Hikaru.
Hikaru want down the stairs to see Natalie and Jean. "Hi," said Hikaru.
"Hey, Agumon, doesn't Hikaru look ugly in that... what do you call it... oh ya, dress?" said Seikimon.
"Why you..." shouted Hikaru, "REALLY SEIKIMON! WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!??!" Hikaru looked at Jean and said, "Why did I get him?"
Siren trotted down the stairs with a basket. It was his dream to be house keeping a mansion. "Jean, would you like me to wash your clothes? You can sit in the hot tub while i wash. Anyone else for laundry?" Hikaru waddled down the stairs trying to get comfy in her aubergine coloured dress. "Oh, very elegant and pretty!" From the sigh on Hikaru's face he can tell he was acting a little bossy. "CHANGE OF DRESS CODE!!! CLOTHING OPTIONAL!!!" He yelled out so loud that everyone heard. He took Hikaru's dirty clothes and put them in the washing machine. "That dress makes you look like a princess!" Siren then looked in the dryer and he saw that tiny starmon twirling around in there. It was as purple as Hikaru's dress. He quickly took it out then it threw up all over the clothes in the dryer. "Looks like I need to re-wash! Starmon, why don't you go play in the games room. Kaimon is there, you 2 can play pool or something." Siren took out a white bow and put it on one of starmon's points. "Now you're pretty!"
Siren made his way to the banquet hall where Dinmon was under a pile of decorations. They decorated the walls and then set the tables. They brought in the buffet table. On it was a punch bowl, rice and soy sauce, tuna salad, mashed potatoes, roast beef, pasta and sauce, caviar, patae, chicken fingers, meditaranian pizza, egg roles, spinach pie, smoked salmon, fish and chips, and scalloped potatoes. On the dessert section was peaches and cream, peach vanilla pie, honey balls, cream puffs, and the most biggest peach cake in the world. Now the only thing left is to set up the dance floor and stage.
Siren went to relax and take a nice bubble bath in a private washroom. There were so many multicoloured bubbles and one huge bath tub, the size of a pool. He was alone and drifted off into his day dreams.
Hikaru sighed as she went up to her new room. "Man," she said, "I not used to this..." She lyed down on her bed and looked up at the cealing. Seikimon looked at the sky and growled a little. "Whazza matter, Seikimon?" asked Hikaru. Seikimon stayed quiet. Suddenly, the ground started to shake. "EARTHQUAKE!!!" shouted Hikaru as she went under the bed. "Get under here, Seikimon! You'll get hurt!" shouted Hikaru once again. Seikimon continued to stare at the sky and growl.
After a while of watching movies and eating almonds,Nathan realizes that not only is Avumon no longer sitting next to him, he also realizes that he's out of Almonds.Walking into the kitchen,he searches through the cupboards for more chocolate covered almonds,then,when he gets to the last cupboard,something big and blue falls out along with empty almond boxes.Looking down,Nathan realizes that that object is actually Avumon,and he has just finished eating all of the chocolate covered almonds."What?I thought you couldn't eat almonds?"
"I lied."
"Ahh!You ate all the Almonds!How could you?"
"I like these things,Nathan,you have introduced me to a new kind of good!These are better than wormons!And I like wormons!Heeheehee! Now,if you will excuse me,I'm hungry..."
"Hungry?You just ate all the almonds!"
"I threw up cause I can't eat chocolate!"
"What?You just said that you can!"
"I lied again."
"What?I thought you were supposed to be my partner?!"
"I am your partner!I'm the most honest partner you can have!"
"But you lie to me all the time!"
"No I don't."
"You just said you lied!"
"I did!"
"What?"
"Nathan,your under alot of stress,come on,you should relax in the hottub."
"Wait,I'm watching Monty Pythons Holy Grail!I like that movie!"
"You should relax in the hottub."
"Erm,I should?"
"Yes,you should."
"Hey,your right."Nathan then walks absent mindedly to the hottub,gets into a green bathing suit and gets in.
The ground stopped shaking. Hikaru got out from under the bed. She rushed out the door. She looked around. Strange, she thought, Looks like the earthquake was only in my room...
"Stupid dress," said Hikaru. Loki awakens slightly, sighs, and walks into a side room. "There are clothes washers you know... Come on, its a mansion!"
Siren got out of the bath and put on his clothes. He walked down to the hot tub and saw Natalie, Jean, and Nathan. He went upstairs to see what Hikaru, Loki, and Aen are doing. They were doing nothing, exept Hikaru was outside on the balcony looking for something. "Hey Hikaru, what are you looking for? You look like you were in the middle of an earth quake, what happened. If your miserable about something cheer up, there's tonight's ball!" Siren stood there waiting for a reply and observing the pearly white ice and snow. A light, cold breeze rushed through the air making Hikaru's dress stick to her leg.
He went upstairs to see what Hikaru, Loki, and Aen are doing. They were doing nothing, Loki was not doing nothing. He was doing a very effective job of sleeping.
Hikaru looked at Siren. "There was an earthquake. And only in my room... Seikimon keeps on lookin out the window and growling... he won't tell me why," explained Hikaru, "And all you worry about is a stupid ball..." She looks at Seikimon still staring out the window. "Seikimon... please, I'm sorry, just tell me what's bothering you," she said. No reply. "Why does all this happen to me...?"
Aen sneezed, the dust of the attic rising and settling as she poked around.
Tsukaimon wrinkled his nose at the darkened room, "What is all this stuff, Aen?"
"I'm not sure exactly. It looks like it could be from my world . . . but I don't trust it. What is a seemingly normal human house doing in this world? Do humans live in this world, Tsukai?"
"No. I've never seen one before you."
"Hmm . . . Well, nothing's attacked us so far . . . Let's go check in on the others. I want to make sure they haven't trashed the place . . . That Siren kid seems to think this is all a great party or something."
"Well . . . it doesn't hurt to have a little fun, Aen." Tsukaimon positioned himself on her head, "You could lighten up a little. Smile or something. Yer so deppressing."
"Heh. I'll lighten up when we find a way home. I want a shower and--hey, I bet this place has decent showers . . ."
"Wow! I didn't know. It can't possibly be moonlight, the sun is still out. To be safe, why don't you stick with us so we can help. I'm sure you will be well protected with our digimon around." A clump of snow fell down on Ponytailmon and Dinmon who were playing outside. "....Well, there's always anti-shock shoes." Siren tossed a snowball and squared Dinmon on the forehead, then headed to the games room to check on Starmon. Starmon was hanging from an indoor balcony that came from the third floor into the games room. Siren went up another flight of stairs and got him down. He placed himself on Siren's shoulder.
Avumon wandered through the mansion.Looking for something interesting.Looking for something fun.Looking for something to eat.Especially chocolate covered Almonds.Avumon,being small,and crawling all the time.Is quite good at feeling small changes in the ground.Avumon felt something.It was like a bunch of cracks under the rug.Hopeing for the best,Avumon tore open the rug,to find a small trap door.He pulled with all his might,and opened the trap door,to find a secret stash of Chocolate covered almonds."WOOHOO!Chocolate covered almonds!"Avumon danced around and then yelled,loud enough for everyone to hear,"I HAVE CHOCOLATE COVERED ALMONDS AND I FEEEEEEL HAPPYYYYY!!!"
Siren took out a feather duster and made his way to the study. He dusted and cleaned. He sweaped, vacuumed and made the house lemony fresh! Siren then came across the loft. He put on some relaxing music and rested. Very relaxing.
Dinmon and Ponytailmon came inside and went to the museum. They trashed the place.
Jean suddenly awoke. She had fallen asleep sitting up on the couch after dinner.
"Yikes. What all happened?" she asked. "Did I miss anything?"
Loki shrugs (appearing out of nowhere) saying, "Not really. Some people had a fixation with dresses, and this one person has a fixation with cleaning. Other than that, there was an encounter with chocolate covered almonds. All in all, a fairly relaxing place. If you don't mind, I need to go now."
Loki points in the other direction, and then quickly disssapears.
Avumon walks through the room Jean is in,pulling a large bag full of boxes of chocolate covered Almonds. "Hi Jean!"Avumon continues across the room but stops just before leaveing"Don't even THINK of takeing any of my almonds! I found them!They're mine!I want them!So what if they make me barf...They taste good..."Avumon continues to ramble about his almonds as he slowly pulls the bag behind him.
Siren made his way over to the banquet hall. The ball was about to start in one hour. Just a few finishes touches and....huh? Jean already started eating at one of the tables. It didn't matter anyway. Siren went upstairs to change into the suit.
"Jean, try this! It's patae, french for absolutly fab! No, its acually a french dish of meat roles. Very apetizing, try!" Siren put a plate of patae infront of Jean and gave her a napkin. "You'll love it!"
After a while of sitting in the hottub,Nathan gets out,drys himself off,and puts his normal clothes back on. Having nothing better to do at the moment,Nathan decides to sit in the banquet hall and just wait for the ball to start.Looking around,he realizes that Avumon isn't following him around like he was earlier.Finding this strange,he wonders,what has that crazy fish thing gotten into now? "Hey,um,has anyone seen Avumon lately?I havn't seen him in a while and usually he's following me around trying to confuse me."
The hot tub was empty, and nearly everyone was in the ball room. Natalie was in her lovely yellow Princess Dress (princess daisy's dress from mario golf/tennis/party 3). Hikaru was in her purple dress. Siren was in his suit. Everything was set up. 55 more minutes till it starts.
Slade dropped into the snow, with Candlemon, "Great, and me without a ski parka. Where the heck are we, Candlemon?"
Candlemon appears to be a bit cold and says, "W-w-w-we're in another part of the Digi-world, Shi... I mean Slade."
Slade sighs and says, "Think, Hattori! What'd uncle do right now... "Slade turns around and sees the pink mansion, and says, "Might as well..." He trudges off towards the mansion, his black leather pants creaking, and his numerous belt and wrist chains clinking. The two reach the door and knock loudly...
"Hey,if pretty much everyones here,and everythings set up...um...why don't we just start the party right no..." There is a loud crash in the background,followed by the sound of Avumon yelling,"Nooooo!My almonds!" Nathan gets up and runs in the directing of the noise,and finds Avumon standing by a hole in the floor down to the cellar. "Why?Why did the floor have to break under the weight of the decades worth of chocolate covered allmonds?WHY??"
"Avumon,they're just a bunch of almonds."
"But they're chocolate covered!"
"Avumon,they're gone.Come on,the party's starting soon." Nathan leads Avumon,who continues to whimper,to the banquet hall.
Dinmon, Ponytailmon and Starmon were in the kitchen which is located just outside the foyer. They trot out and see slade with candlemon. "........You aren't one of our kids! Who are you and what are you doing with that candlemon!.......oh you are new! Well come come, you need to get dressed up in suits yes! Ballroom dance and Dinner party tonight. come!" They drag slade to the wardrobe room and try to make him wear a suit. "We know girl your age! Nice girl, very un scocial"
Nathan digivice begins to beep loudly,looking at the screen,Nathan notices an extra dot on it.Nathan thinks,Another human? Following the dot,he comes to the door to the wardrobe room,knocking on the door lightly,he asks, "Um,is there,uh,another human in there?"
*BAM* "OWW that HURT! OK where in the world AM I! Patamon where am I??!???!" said Nazia after she fell from the sky.
"Naz, we are in another part of the Digital World, it's called Star Kingdom. I think there is a castle somewhere??" said Patamon helpin Nazia up.
"Ok good, hopefully there are more people like me so I'm not stuck in this world alone." excalimed Nazia brushing snow off her jacket.
"So your saying you don't like ME!" Yelled Patamon.
"Of course not, its just I ....Forget it. Lets get going to the castle!"
"ok lets go"grunted Patamon.
Dinmon and group open the doorrevealing a 16 year old boy in a suit. "New member! Take him to meet the others! Hey where's Avumon? Isn't he with you?"
Slade takes one look at the suit, and says, "Uh... no! This just won't work!" He steps back in and comes back out with his normal clothes on. "For the record, I'm Slade Hattori, and I'm not a getnleman by any shade..." Here Slade puts his dark sunglasses on and walks over to Nathan. "I see I'm not the only one with one of these..." He holds up his digivice, midnight blue, with silver highlights...
"Um,hi!I'm Nathan.Pretty much everyone else is in the banquet hall,um,this way!"Nathan leads slade into the banquet hall and yells,"Everyone!Theres another human here!His names Slade!"
Candlemon comes trotting up behind Slade and says, "And I'm Candlemon, Slade's digimon. Hiya!" Candlemon's voice was somewhat thick and velvety, but a bit fluid, like melting wax...
Siren runs up with a plate of apetizers. "Hi, I'm Siren! Hey you got a thingy too! Well enough of that, the ball will begin in 45 minutes. You need a suit!"
"Don't wear suits... but maybe now would be a good time to... ask about my favorite type of dress outfit..." The young Japanese-American said, thinking aloud. He turned back to Dinmon, "Do you have kimonos and hakama trousers? I'd prefer those to a suit.... ewww!"
"Thirty more minutes till we begin! Where's Aen?"
"Lets go see, I bet theres some here, Dinmon stay here" Siren took Slade to the wardrobe room and explained that this isnt his house. After a few of Siren's Fasion Tips they found the perfect outfit. They went back down to the ball room.
Nathan looks around,seeing that everyone but him is wearing a suit. "Hehe,I'm not wearing a suit and no ones gonna get me to wear one."
Avumon jumps onto Nathans lap and says, "Nathan,where are my Almonds?"
"You lost them,they fell into some mud in the cellar."
"Why?"
"Because they were heavy."
"Why?"
"Because it was a decades worth of chocolate covered almonds!"
"Why?"
"Shut up Avumon."
"Why?"
"Shut up!"
"Why?"
"SHUT UP!"
"You should wear a suit."Avumon sudgests.
"I don't want to."
"Why?"
"Ok!I'll wear a suit!Just....be quiet,please."Nathan goes into the wardrobe room and returns wearing a white tux over an orange t-shirt with his hair in as much of an Afro as possible for inch long hair.
Slade looked at the kimono. Dark blue, with silvery dragons on it, and a plain black pair of hakama. The tabi boots of a ninja adorned his feet instead of tabi socks and geta sandals. He said, "Now this is more like it... more like a martial artist's style... Let's go, Candlemon!"
Candlemon bounded up behind him and shouted enthusiastically, "Yeah...!"
Loki chuckles. "Going into a strange house and stealing clothes. Wow, I really am in the twilight zone. No way i'm going to wear a suit," Loki says. "Might as well check out the wardrobe though...."
He walks down to the strange room. "As I suspected. Unless we're going to homecoming, I don't-is that leather?" Loki walks over and finds a leather jacket hanging up. "This is like a $200 jacket man... well, nothing compared to those $3000 dresses those weird girls stole, but..."
He slides on the jacket, and it feels *baaaaad*. Good bad, not bad bad. Feeling something in the pocket, he notices there are some shades in the pocket. "Not too shabby."
He notices a little lump over on the other side of the room that's moving. "Hmmmm..." Walking over, he lifts up the abandoned shirt. "that mon thing again?"
"Da 'mon," the thing says chuckling, shades on.
"Don't try to act ghetto."
"Don't try to act ghetto."
"Not this again!"
"Not this again!"
Hikaru spots the new kid. "Hi," she says, "I'm Hikaru. And this is.." She looks over he shoulder then makes a sad face. "Oh, Seikimon isn't here yet..." Seikimon is still growling. "There's something worng about this place... And the sky... It's not like usual."
Slade offers a martial artist's bow and says, "I am Slade Hattori... and this is Candlemon. I am honored to make your acquaintence..."
Candlemon hops up and down happily until Slade looks at him sternly, then he solemnly bows and says, "I'm sorry, my name is Candlemon... I, too, am honored to make your acquaintence...."
"Nice to meet you, Slade," says Hikaru, "But you really didn't need to do that!" She blushes a little. "Well," she suddenly says, "I better go and see what Seikimon's doin'." She goes up the stair and looks at her room. "Seikimon...?" He was nowhere in sight. "Seikimon? Where are you??!? Are you trying to scare me? It's not funny! Come out!" shouts Hikaru. The window was widly open. Hikaru runs down the stairs and faces Siren. "Siren," she says, "Seikimon's missing."
Slade said, "Martial artist's etiquette... I bow to everyone even my teachers in America!" Slade laughed a bit, hiding the clinking of the now long length of chain he had concealed in his kimono...
Hikaru smiled. "Well, I guess Seiki can take care of himself... he has lived here much longer than I have," said Hikaru, "So Slade, where are you from? I'm from Canada!!!"
Suddenly, a long wooden kendo sword lands in front of Slade.
Slade began speaking to Hikaru. "I am from Japan originally, but I'm currently living in America with my uncle... he has been teaching me the martial arts... and has been my guardian since I was little..." Slade grimaced at the painful memories, but the bokken landing in front of him shocked him back to his senses. He smiled and asked aloud to no one in general, "Is someone challenging me?"
"What's that?" says Hikaru, "A sword...?" She looks out the window for a sec. "SEIKIMON!!!" She runs outside and spots Seikimon. "There you are!" Seikimon stayes silent and keeps on growling. "What's wrong with you today?" asks Hikaru. Seikimon ignores her. "THAT DOES IT!!!" Hikaru slaps Seikimon. Seikimon looks at Hikaru.
"God," says Seikimon, "I'm just tired! You don't haveta slap me you idiot!!!"
Hikaru looked rilieved. "You're back to normal," said Hikaru.
"There's something up there..." says Seikimon...
Slade picked up the bokken and ran his hand over it, lightly testing the weight and make of it. "Not as good as my uncle's old bokken, but not many are..." He said, almost disappointedly...
A voice says from above, "Yes, well, this house only has so much quality in it," moments later, a boy in a leather jacket leaps down, holding a similar bokken. "My name is Loki, and I challenge you," he says, bowing slightly.
"And I am Slade Hattori, and I accept your challenge..." Slade took a simple taijutsu stance, and readied the weapon, running over several koshijutsu countermoves in his mind, all meant to stun his opponent by paralyzing a muscle group temporarily...
Loki smiles, nodding again. Then, without so much as taking a stance, he sidesteps and thrusts to the boy's chest.
Slade reacts quickly, parrying the strike effortlessly and deftly aiming his bokken at a seemingly unimportant area of Loki's body...
Loki twists around to avoid the blow, and instead of coming around for another strike, rams/backs into Slade, knocking both of the fighters to the ground.
Slade let the bokken clatter away from him, and his hands quickly hit two points on Loki's body paralyzing his left arm and right shoulder. "Koshijutsu... the Ninjutsu Art of Muscle and Nerve attacks... lesson one over..." Slade got up and smiled at him as he deftly undid those paralysis touches with quick, unnoticed gestures on parts of Loki's arms as he helped him back up...
Siren stops and then pays close attension to the sky. The sun was about to set and Hikaru was out there. He was always prepared. He handed her a frilly umbrella. He then goes in to watch the combat. Siren didn't know who to cheer for so he made up a really stupid cheer with natalie. Jean was still in her old clothes and Aen never showed up.
"Ha, you think you can beat me with tricks!" *headbutt to Slade's head* "Use your head for something good!"
He then rolls backward and stands up. "Kick-yo-arse-itsu, secret art of hitting anyone with any part of your body from anywhere."
