"RABID CHIPMUNK WOMAN!?! ITHIAN HANA--Hey, that bit does look sausagey. And--swirly-whirly. But YOU INSULTED ME, ISTHIAN!" And with that, Christo folded her arms, muttering, "I'll get back at you later."
Fiona sighed. "When will the insanity end?"
"Well," said Fiona. "I think it looks like a very large swiffer sweeper."
Kamika bit her lip. "I think. . . That we should go in. .." She said softly as she stared.
Puttimon nodded. "Let's go. . ."
Isthian stamped his foot and frowned. "No! We are going to figure out what this looks like!!" He started jumping up and down. "WE'RE GONNA KNOW!!!" Suddenly he settled down and pulled a notepad and pencil out of nowhere. In fact, he added a hat and jacket to his outfit, too, making him look kind of like a bookie. "So we have a vote for sausage... a vote for a candy cane... a vote for a computer... and a vote for a swiffer sweeper. Anybody else?"
"NO! We should go IN!" yelled Christo. Labramon sweatdropped.
"Hold on a second! Think about it! Do you all just expect to be able to just barge right in there and take Chris? How practical is that? We don't know what we're about to face. Nor if we can even get into the "colossal candy cane." I mean, we're bound to face lots of difficult things. Wouldn't it be wise to have some sort of plan?" Kyrainia asked, as she looked at the fortress.
Kyrainia glared at the people around her.
"You know...shouldn't we actually do something? I mean, techno jerk boy's in that little fortress thingy, oh who gives a bloody damn what it looks like! Jeez, I mean, Kamika, like 2 seconds ago were all like "Oh god I've gotta save Chris..." well...if you wanna save the bloody guy, you've got to DO SOMETHING! As in we've got to figure out the best way to get in there and get the "perfect techno jerk" out of the thing...not that I think he'd be much help to us...but that's irrelevant. So....we've got to get in there. With our luck, things'll be locked, but I assure you, that won't be much of a problem. We've gotta figure out the most efficient way to get him out of there. Any suggestions?" she asked.
"Why don't we just open the door?" Fiona suggested. "I mean... if it isn't unlocked or anything... and if it is, I'm sure at least *one* of us can pick locks... or..." she blinked. "...whatever it takes to get the door open."
Christo looked at the door. She twisted the doorknob. Nothing. She rattled it. Nothing. She stepped back, ran forward and slammed into the door, and it STILL didn't open.
"Locked." she said.
"Which I believe would be expected. I mean, think about it, could you honestly think that a door to something like this would be open and a welcome mat under the door? Oh well...hold on." Kyrainia pulled out her usual lock picking tools from out of her pocket, which she still had from when she left the school. She began to work on the lock and after a little bit of time, it opened.
"There you go your highnesses. I do believe breaking and entering has always been a bit of a useful skill."
"Impressive," muttered Fiona.
Tekumon had been keeping mostly silent and worrying about Chris, but now, he flapped his way up to the front, and shouted, "WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S GO!"
Kamika started jumping up and down. "If we're done conversing, LET'S GO IN ALREADY!!!!" She exclaimed.
Puttimon sweatdropped, "What did I do to deserve this?" She muttered beneath her breath.
Kamika growled. "Did anyone hear me?!?!!?"
Puttimon nodded. "Kamika. . . You're going crazy. . .
Kamika glared at Puttimon, "You're supposed to agree with me!!!"
Puttimon blinked, "Okay then. . . I agree that you're going crazy. . .Work better?"
Kamika gritted her teeth. "Grrr. . .." She growled.
Puttimon sweatdropped and ran behind the nearest person. "Why does she look so scary?" She asked.
Kamika jumped again. "LET'S GO IN!!!!"
Puttimon exhaled, "Someone shut her up before she lets the enemy hear us. . ."
Isthian clung to Fiona. "What?? THE ENEMY??? HEAR US?????" He was practically screeching. "OH, NO!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" He ran around in wild circles, dragging Fiona along with him.
"AUGHHHHH!" yelled Fiona, as she was dragged along by Isthian. "STOP IT YOU FREAK! AUGHHHHHH!"
Christo opened the door and peered in.
"Is it dark in there, or have I gone blind." she asked.
"Dark. Very, very dark." remarked Labramon.
"Anybody have a flashlight?" asked Christo.
Penguinmon looked around desperately for Fiona, who at the moment was still not free of Thian's grasp. "Eep." he squeaked. "I'm scared of the dark."
"WHO CARES IF YOU'RE SCARED OF THE DARK? WE HAVE TO FIND CHRIS!" Tekumon, who was getting rather impatient and pissed by now, ran up to the door and bashed it wide open, which may or may not have been a very good idea.
Kamika gritted her teeth. "GRR. . .." Were the only words out of her mouth.
Puttimon sweatdropped hoping that Kamika wouldn't explode but just in case she put her hands. .. er. . . Paws to her ears.
Instead of talking, she just rushed in, leaving everyone wondering what the heck she was thinking.
Puttimon blinked. "What in the. . ." She rushed in behind her. "WAIT FOR ME, KAMIKA!!! YOU CAN'T GO IN BY YOURSELF!!!" She yelled, not thinking of who might hear her.
Tekumon nodded and followed them in.
Penguinmon blinked. "Spazzy, are we?"
Tsafmon sweatdropped. "Do Humons do this ALL the time?" He considered this for himself for a few moments -- seemingly a difficult process. "From what I've seen, yes." He waited patiently until Isthian ran in front of him, and then darted forward and tripped the boy. Something which he immediately regretted. "Owww..."
Isthian kept trying to run, still screaming, with his legs kicking at the air. He was, of course, lying right on top of the not-too-squishy Tsafmon, thus the little lizard's distress. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Tsafmon groaned. "Or at least I am..."
Christo followed the others through the door, stuck her hand back out, grabbed Labramon, and disappeared again.
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fiona, fed up with all the Isthian craziness, did the only thing she knew possible to get him to settle down... or at least, let her go. She took her free hand, grabbed Isthi's wrist... and dug her nails into his hand.
Isthian stopped shouting and started screeching. "DAEMON WOMAN!!!!!" He rolled over -- off of Tsafmon, to the Digi's relief -- and started trying to kick and punch Fiona. He was, in case you hadn't noticed, quite insane.
From inside, Kamika noticed that not much had followed except for Christobel. She scowled angrily, stomped towards the doors and reached out and grabbed the nearest person inside. "LET'S GO ALREADY!!!" She screamed in the person's ear.
Puttimon sweatdropped. "Let's hope that she didn't cause permanent damage. . . " Puttimon commented.
Taira who had been extremely quiet was watching her secret agent partner yell at the top of his lungs. She blinked for a moment before tackling him from Fiona and yelled "SHUT UP! DO YOU WANT THE BUTTER MOTHS TO KNOW WE ARE COMING TO RESCUE SOMEONE BAKA!" She was yelling at the top of her lungs now. "YOU CALM DOWN AND COME WITH ME!!" She got up and dragged him with her to the now open door. She got close to entering when Kamika grabbed her and Thian and yelled directly into her ear. Taira blinked and yelped right back into her ear "AHHHHHHHH RABID CHIPMUNK WOMAN STOP SCREEECHING!" She made her way in, rubbing one ear with her left hand and dragging Thian with the other. "We must save the king buttermoth!"
Foxmon watched extremely confused at everything going on. She simply slinked her way in behind Taira.
Fiona, who was knocked down in the shuffle, stood up and brushed herself off. "Dear GOD." she said. "I never thought I'd say this... but I'm REALLY thankful Taira's still insane..." She blinked a couple times at the rarity and shook her head. "If they don't stop, I'll soon join them."
"Dear god Kamika. Okay we're going, we're going. Come on you little mushroom, I might need you." Kyrainia stated looking over at her long ignored digimon.
"Coming!" The squeaky little voice stated, following Kyrainia through the door.
Fiona looked to the other members of her group retreating through the large door. "Screw this!" she said, looking toward Isthian and Taira. "I'm going in. Are you guys coming or not?"
Tekumon smiled as he watched everyone follow them into the fortress, and then he turned and tried to use his connection to Chris to find him. But, oddly, he couldn't pick anything up, not even through his own techno-sense. Something was seriously wrong here... and it was too quiet. There should be at least ONE digimon here, and the place looked deserted! He looked back at the others and sweatdropped. With all the racket they had been making, it was amazing they hadn't been attacked already.
Isthian trembled. "No, no, we must not know!!! If we knew we were coming, we might get deaded!!" His voice sunk to a hissing stage whisper and he glared around at everyone. "SHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Um... okay." Tsafmon dipped his head in his version of a shrug, and trotted off inside, quickly catching up with the others. He looked around with his huge round eyes. "Nice decorating on this place..."
Kamika growls. "LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled in one big breath.
Puttimon sighs and pokes Kamika.
Kamika turns around quickly, "WHAT?!?!?!!?"
Puttimon flies across the. . . um. . . hallway. . . "Ouch. . ." She mumbles painfully.
Kamika runs over and picks her up. "Oh my gosh. . I'm so sorry, Puttimon!!" In her mind she was thinking, 'Now how in the world did that happen?'
Puttimon just nods, "Just calm down, Kamika. . ."
Kamika nods and turns to the others, "We should go now. . ." She FINALLY says calmly.
Puttimon exhales in relief. 'At least now she's calmed down. . let's just hope it stays that way. . .'
Taira huddled with Thian for a moment before glancing around "Our plan is going wonderfully my dear Watson...I believe we shall be rich and have mounds of peanut butter when we expose the group. Then we can use the buttermoth king and fly to the end of the rainbow for the leprechaun's lucky charms!" She said proudly, striking an anime pose, getting in someone's walking path "AWAY AND ONWARD OH GREATFUL AND LOVING BUTTERMOTH AND THEIR GRACIOUS LEADER....."She paused "RABID CHIPMUNK WOMAN!" She pointed at Kamika.
Kamika sweatdropped. She didn't know what to say. Wait. .. Actually she did. "RABID CHIPMUNK WOMAN??!?!!?!?" She screamed. "ARE YOU MENTAL?!?!?!"
Puttimon sweatdropped too. "Screaming. . Hurtful. . .." She mumbled as she put her paws to her ears. "Someone stop her. . ." She said in barely a whisper compared to Kamika's shouting.
The group had certainly been making enough noise to wake the dead, but that last shout from Kamika had done it. A loud clanking noise was heard from a side hallway, and a Guardromon rounded the corner. He stopped short on seeing the group, blinking as his teeny-tiny mechanical brain attempted to process the situation.
Isthian nodded eagerly at Taira, smiled pleasantly at the rabid chipmunk woman, and tripped cheerily into the sausage... or was it a swiffer sweeper? Isthian made a note to make a note to take a vote as soon as he found another random thing to write with. He just hoped he'd remember.
"So!" he began merrily, not even noticing the hulking machine-type that was clanking and whirring over by the wall, "how's it going with all of you, huh?" He looked around. "And is it just me, or is it kind of dark in here?"
"This is getting too freaky," muttered Christo, "Where the heck is Chris, anyway?" She pulled out her digivice. "That's odd." she said. She could see the flashing black dot that was supposed to be her, but it wasn't picking up Kamika, Taira, Isthian or anyone else. She began to fiddle with some buttons. Nothing.
"This is just great. Techno-boy disappears, and THEN my digi-whatzit goes and breaks down. Stupid piece of techno ****!"
Fiona shot a nasty glare at Isthian, which he most likely couldn't see in the dark corridor. "Of course it's dark in here, you nimwit! All evil places are always dark."
"Eep." said Penguinmon. "I'm still scared of the dark!"
Fiona sighed and felt around for Penguinmon, finally finding him and picking him up. "Don't worry. I'm sure there can't be anything worse then Chris in this place."
"Am I the only one who's noticed that big machine-y thing over there?" Kyrainia asked quietly.
Kamika turned around and blinked. "Do I see what I think I see?"
Puttimon turned around like Kamika and also blinked. "If you see a big chunk of metal. . .Then I'm seeing what you see. . .."
Kamika nodded. "Yeah that's about right. . ." She turned to the others, "Does this say something to you??" She asked.
"AUGHHH! BIG MACHINE THINGY!!" yelled Fiona, and she jumped into Isthian's arms. "AUGH!"
Tekumon blinked, and his eyes went blank. "Guardromon. Champion-level Virus Digimon. Attack: Protect Grenade. Not too smart, but well armored, and he packs a punch!"
The Guardromon blinked a few more times, then abruptly.... "INTRUDERS! INTRUDERS! ELIMINATE! ELIMINATE!" He raised his arms, preparing to launch an attack.
Taira blinked at the large machine type digimon. "Look! THIAN! IT'S THE BIG RED KOOL-AID GUY! I LOVE HIM!" With that she started to skip towards him. Foxmon saw this and jumped up and ran towards her digidestined. Grabbing her pants Foxmon tried to drag her back but Taira was too excited "LET ME GO LASSIE I WANNA SEE THE KOOL-AID DUDE!" The Guardromon lifted an arm and prepared to fire. Taira cocked her head to the side and realized what was going on "AH! THE KOOL-AID MAN HAS GONE INSANE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" She said jumping and running back towards Thian "AHHH!" she crashed directly into Fiona and Thian "SAVE ME!"
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Fiona again. She knew perfectly well who she was hanging over, but in a situation like this... she really didn't care. "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I'M ONLY TWELVE, DAMMIT!"
Isthian went bug-eyed as he listened to the chatter of the heroines. He couldn't understand a word of it! They were all rambling in some mummbly, offensive tongue. And running around crazily, too. He wondered what that was all about.
While he was still startled speechless, he heard the Guardromon speak. "Intruders! Eliminate!" He could've hugged it. It made sense!
Then Taira leapt at him. He reacted as he always did. "AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! DÆMON WOMAN!!! I'm sorry I won't do it again please don't hurt me I'm too sexy to die!!!!" He turned and fled screaming across the room.
Tsafmon blinked after him, sweatdropping. "My partner. So brave."
"Umm...that we're all a bunch of idiots for making too much noise entering this bloody place?" Kyrainia shot a glare at Thian.
Mushroomon narrowed its eyes trying to tell what the clunk of metal was. "It's a digimon...but I'm not sure who...can't see...."
In all of this insanity, Fiona fell from Isthian's arms and landed on the floor. "OW!!!" she yelled. "Grrrr... stupid Isthian. I'll get him for this."
Penguinmon rushed over to her side. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah. Thank God Isthian's short... I guess that big machine thing in the corner scared him..." It was then Fiona finally remembered. "AUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" she grabbed on tight to Penguinmon, who was quickly running out of air. "BIG MACHINE THING IN THE CORNER! AUGHHHHHHHHH!"
Isthian would have been very offended at being called short, had he been there and been able to understand. But he was running around screaming in Japanese at the other side of the room, and so he (and everyone else) was spared from that.
At one point, Isthian had run over near the Guardromon (which was still saying not-so-vague things about the situation and its response to such), but only for a moment. After he noticed the hulking Digi, he turned and fled (again), his cries changing from insincere apologies to screams about death and destruction. All in all, his friends should have been just as happy that they could only hear, not understand, his wailings. Not that the first wasn't punishment enough.
Kamika's eyes blinked for a few seconds. She completely freaked out and started screaming. "WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?"
Puttimon sweatdropped. "It's just a digimon. . ."
"A DIGIMON OUT TO ATTACK US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kamika screamed at Puttimon.
Puttimon tried not to sigh in exasperation but decided to grab on to Kamika. That only freaked her out more.
"DON'T DO THAT!!!!" Kamika yelled. She backed up and hit Guardromon. She turned around and screamed some more. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Puttimon sweatdropped. "She's gonna harm herself. . ."
The Guardromon stood there, blinking for a second at the insanity he was seeing. A little boy running around screaming one of the root languages that Digimon used.... A blonde squeezing her Digimon like a plushy and screeching... A redhead with goggles screaming.... a brunette screaming her head off.... Overloaded with all the sensory input, he did the only thing available to him. He sent a quick message pulse in binary to the other Guardromon patrolling:
Taira blinked and ran one again up to Thian, smacked him over the head, and swore at him with various Japanese naughty words. "Baka!.......*incoherent bad word that mean something about buttermoths and painful death*" She stopped once she heard the thing shut off. She skipped over to the digimon and blinked. She saw a shiny button on his chest that seemed to be blinking. She casually yelled "OH! BUTTON THINGY!" and smacked it. She then watched the thing turn on. She smiled down at him with a cheesy grin and yelled "KONICHIWA!"
The Guardromon blinked and looked at the girl hovering over him. "Oh, hello. You're one of the loud females, aren't you?"
"Hai, that is me. I'm Taira Futeki! We are looking for the king buttermoth...uh Chris Podima or something" She smiled poking again at his face. "Who are you big trash can thing"
Guardromon blinked AGAIN, trying to understand this strange human. "Er... I am Guardromon #234, servant of the great Machinedramon." He thought hard for a second. "Buttermoth does not register with my memory banks, but that name, Chris Podima, does. If I recall correctly..."
"Yup, yup. That's him Chris Podima. I'm an agent for the big boss. Do you mind telling me where the deviant master mind Chris might be so we can finish out orders from the big guy up stairs?" She of course was referring and still thinking like butter moths and believing she was a secret agent. But thankfully this worked out perfectly for the group.
Guardromon blinked, having been interrupted. "Deviant... mastermind? Big guy upstairs? WARNING WARNING WARNING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BRAIN OVERLOAD. SHUTDOWN IMMINENT."
She hits him again as his button started going whacky "I must know or I'll melt you into a puddle!"
*Fzzt* *Bzzt* *Zap* *Sizzle* The poor Guardromon was taking a beating.
She blinks and ponders for a second and opens up a panel that looked to becoming loose. She opened it and fuddles with the wiring trying to make him work. Actually she was just messing with things and they just happened to work in her favor. She looked serious as she worked almost mad scientist like. Then she waited to see if he would work.
Something small fell out of the panel as Taira fiddled. The Guardromon switched back on, and stood up and bowed to the group. "Greetings. I am Guardromon. How may I serve you?" There was a definite emphasis on the lack of "#234, servant of the great Machinedramon."
Taira blinked and jumped up and down "I'M A GENIUS!" And she looked up at the thing again. "Like I said Guardromon honey....we need to know the location of Chris Podima immediately" She almost sounded sane for the time being then "And we the butter moth undercover agents shall rule! MUAHAHAHAHAH!"
Guardromon bowed again. "Certainly. This way." He turned to go down one of the many hallways that dotted the entryway. Then he turned, as if remembering something, and clumped back to Taira. He bowed, and asked "May I have the honor of knowing your name, Repairer?"
She blinked and happily said "Taira Futeki!"
The Guardromon nodded. "All right, Repairer Taira, please have yourself and your friends follow me. Be very quiet. There are many other guards stationed in here. If we can stay undetected, we should reach your friend's cell safely."
Taira turned to the rest of the group and yelled "ONWARD WE GO!!" She then blinked "sorry."
Fiona blinked, still tightly hugging on to Penguinmon. "Well, then. As crazy as she is, I think she's on to something. Should we follow her?"
Kamika blinked. "Um. . .Okay. . ." She mumbled in confusion as she listened to Taira go on. She shook her head, reassuring herself that Taira had OFFICIALLY gone crazy. . . She sighed and followed behind them.
Thian ran around after Taira, admiring her charms. She had come over and spoken to him! And made sense! Okay, she'd made a few unfavorable comparisons between him and frogs, but he could deal with that! And she was so smart! She had tricked that big hunk of metal into helping them!! Isthian leapt onto Taira, threw his arms around her neck, and gave her a big sloppy kiss. "I THINK I LOVE YOU, BUTTERMOTH PRINCESS!!!"
Tsafmon blinked a couple of times, and scurried away so that he wasn't near Isthian and any avenging girl that might have it in for him. "Humons are so weird..."
Penguinmon felt Fiona's grip tense up a bit. "F-f-fiona?" he stuttered. "Please don't get jealous at a time like this..."
Taira walked proudly next to Guardromon, impressed by her persuasion skill. Suddenly, Thian, out of the blue, threw his arms around her neck and started kissing her and yelled proclaiming his love. She blinked and happily kissed back. "I think I love you to Secret agent Buttermoth prince of my dreams!"
Foxmon blinked and went wide eyed. She turned to Thian's digimon and Tekumon. "Should we stop them?"
Taira gripped Thian's hand and started to walk and skip along side of Guardromon.
Tekumon shrugged. "I dunno. I think Fiona may stop them soon enough, eh?"
Fiona, surprisingly, did not act... but instead did the wrong thing, and let her anger seep out slowly.
"Fiona!" yelled Penguinmon. "YOUR NAILS ARE DIGGING INTO MY HEAD!"
She blinked. "Oh my God!" she let go and sweatdropped. "I'm sorry, Penguinmon! Are you okay?"
Penguinmon shook his head a few times to get rid of the pain. "I've seen better. It's okay." he added, seeing the guilty look on Fiona's face. "Just let go of me next time you feel yourself getting mad."
Prince Isthian happily pranced along side Taira, making up senseless ditties along the lines of "La la la I love you la la la la la!" Although, without his digivice, it sounded more like "Ra ra ra aishiteru ra ra ra ra ra!" -- but close enough.
Thi grabbed Taira by the arms and swung her around in a crazy dance, occasionally bouncing off of the Guardromon and the walls... but he was happy, insane, and in love, and isn't that all that really matters?
"I swear... if he wasn't insane, I'd kill him." Fiona muttered under her breath. Penguinmon quickly moved a few paces away - enough to get out of her grasp.
Kamika blinked, her insanity leaving slower and slower. "What. . . Just happened?" Kamika asked no one in particular.
Instead, she got a response from none other than Puttimon, "Well. . . To narrow it down. . . . You went crazy. . . Isthian went crazy. . . Taira went crazy. . . So far there are only a FEW people that still have their mentality.
Kamika sweatdropped, "Why do I feel extremely scared all of a sudden?" She looked up to see Taira, Isthian skipping with Guardromon. "Oh. . . That must be it. . ."
Puttimon blinked, "I REALLY don't want to ask. . ."
Kamika shook her head and sighed, "Wasn't this supposed to be to rescue Chris?? How'd it get. . . so crazy??"
Puttimon shrugged. "You shouldn't ask. . . ."
Kamika nodded. "I don't want to know the answer either. . ."
The Guardromon had been listening to the constant interchange of the humans, who were apparently making no attempt to stay quiet. He sweatdropped. Humans... He'd never understand them. Just then, another Guardromon turned a corner and clanked toward them. "ACK!" He thought. "We're doomed."
"Greetings, #234."
"Greetings, #632."
"What... are you doing with these humans?" the other Guardromon asked, suspiciously.
"Oh, nothing at all!" #234 laughed nervously. "These are more prisoners! I'm taking them to the cells where we put the boy!"
"Hmmm.... All right. Proceed, #234."
"Whew." he said to himself. Everything was going fine, until....
Taira giggled as Thian twirled her around "What a sweet prince you are!" She snuggled up close in her current insane state "...lovely bunch of coconuts...deedeedeladeedee...." She said as the other Guardromon came by. She was about to make a comment that could crucially expose the lie but out of the blue she turned to Thian and pronounced "We shall be married! I will be queen and you will rule as king....wha ha ha"
Foxmon sweatdropped and made the comment "The prisoner has mental issues....And if they continue so will I.." She shook her head and silently followed Guardromon to "Her" Cell.
Kamika blinked. 'I don't think Fiona will like this. . .' She thought as she watched Taira and Isthian.
Puttimon sweatdropped. "What is going on here? Is there like a curse that whoever enters loses their mind??" She sighed in exasperation.
Kamika giggled. "Probably. .." She then remembered that they still needed to rescue Chris. 'Let's get there already!' She thought, not wanting to blow her cover by yelling out anything.
Isthian ran his hand along Taira's face romantically. "Your buttermoth is the most beautiful in the world," he whispered. Except that he said it in Japanese. And you know how bad translations can be... but regardless, that was the basic idea of it. "Once we eliminate the Buttermoth Captain, then the world will be ours for the taking! Onward and offward and roundward!" ...that sounded much better in Japanese. Really.
Fiona shook her head. "I REALLY don't want to know what they're saying... please don't tell me..."
Taira smiled "We shall rule all....."She looked to Fiona and cackled. She spoke in Japanese so it must have sounded crazy.
"Yes!" Isthian whispered at Taira. He looked around and gave the Rabid Chipmunk Woman the Evil Eye. "The chocofluffernutters of light and fluffiness shall be ours!!" His voice turned to a shout. "OURS FOREVER!!!!!"
Taira ran a hand threw his hair and nodded as they walked, holding his hand and snuggling close as they walked. "Just pretend to know nothing and then we will capture them all and rule...fluffiness and happiness is our...and there is nothing rabid chipmunk woman can do about it!" She said in her Japanese language.
Tina sat down next to Fiona, and put her hands in her head. We were never gonna work this out. NEVER.
Fiona, still a tad enraged, absentmindedly patted Tina's head. "There... there..."
