Taira's digimon easily moved close to Chris's champion. "Here ya go" she said smiling.
Chris growled at what Thian had said. But then he got a nasty idea and grinned inwardly. He had Christo make room for behind her, and beckoned for Thian to jump over.
Taira watched hoping Thian could make it across, praying the Yanmamon wouldn't try another attack.
"Hey, thanks, Podima. You're a doll. Coooooooming over!!" He stood up on MetalFoxmon's back, put a hand on Taira's shoulder to steady himself, then jumped over to Saibdramon. "Later, Taira-lovely!"
Taira got a huge sweatdrop on her forehead and tried not to move and make him fall.
Chris grinned as he watched Thian launch himself into the air, and whispered something into Saibdramon's ear. In response to the command, Saibdramon twitched to the right, causing Thian to undershoot and miss.
Taira gasped and grew angry, MetalFoxmon looked at Saibdramon in disgust.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Isthian clawed desperately at the air where Saibdramon should have been. "Why you ***** **** of a ******* damn stupid gay freaking ***** ********* ****...." Isthian shouted out all the curses, translatable and not, that he could bring to mind as he fell.
She watched in horror as he began to fall again. Metalfoxmon was about to swoop and save him...again ~_~. But Chris had other plans.
Chris grinned, noting down some more of Thian's more colorful curses for future use, watching him fall. When he judged the time was right, he whispered to Saibdramon again. He swooped down right by Thian, and Chris grabbed Thian's hand, bringing him to a rather abrupt stop. Chris grinned at him. "I believe I overheard you saying something about yaoi earlier... what was that all about?"
Isthian, being the absolute dolt he is, didn't even consider the possible bad results of his next words. "Well, I just noticed that you were being REAAAALLY happy about your new little buddy here... heh. No REAL man would be like that, THAT'S for sure."
Chris's eyes got a rather scary flame effect. "I'm sorry, Thian. Did you just say I wasn't a REAL man?" He looked down to the water, which was still sizzling with electricity. He grinned, and loosened his grip on Thian.
"ACK!!" Isthian scrambled to climb up Chris's arm. "You wouldn't you couldn't you can't I'm too pretty to die this isn't funny!!!!" He babbled randomly, utterly panicked at the thought of falling into the water. "Please I'm sorry I didn't mean it you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen you're not a demon woman please don't drop me aaaaah help!!!!!"
Chris picked out one phrase from Thian's babbling that he SERIOUSLY didn't like. He shook his arm to knock Thian back down to a one-handed grip (hand to hand), which was starting to loosen even more. He adopted one of those anime big-head poses, and started yelling at Thian. "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU LITTLE PERVERTED PUNKY MORON? I COULD FRY YOU RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! I AM NOT A GIRL, AND I AM NOT A YAOI LOVER EITHER! I JUST LOVE FLYING! NOW YOU APOLOGIZE OR I DROP YOU!"
Isthian fell absolutely silent, and actually started shaking. He wasn't entirely sure what had set off that reaction in Chris, but he was absolutely sure that it didn't matter. "Yes, I'm very sorry, I'll never do it again, now PLEASE, pull me up?" Tears started running down his face.
Taira could have killed Chris at that moment and save Fiona and the rest on her own. How dare he act this way. "Chris!" She yelled but was unheard.
Chris sighed. Had he really been that harsh? Well, Thian HAD pissed him off. He looked down at Thian, and grinned again, but not evilly this time. "Sure, Thi. Just don't do it again. I have a quick temper for that kind of stuff..." He grunted and pulled Thian up, getting him behind Fiona, with Penguinmon in front of Fiona, and Christo in front of Penguinmon, and Chris in front of Christo.
Isthian dashed his tears away and pretended they'd never happened. "So, hey, Yankee-girly! What's new, hmm? Or if you don't feel like talking, how about a kiss? They're all the rage right now!"
Fiona, luckily (for Chris anyway) had missed Thian's reaction and didn't injure anyone. Of course, the shock of being picked up by a giant... thing... managed to scare her just fine, and started screaming, as usual, right in Chris's ear.
"AUGHHHHHHHH!!!!! LETMEDOWNIHATETHISTHISISWORSETHENAPLANEIHATEFLYINGLETMEDOWNLETMEDOWNLETMEDOWN LETMEDOWNLETMEDOWNLETMEDOWNLETMEDOWNLETMEDOWNLETMEDOWNLETMEDOWN!!!!"
Kyrainia was sitting in the woods just looking at random things letting her thoughts run wild when she heard a bunch of noise.
"Oh great...what the heck have they gotten into NOW?!" she stated half to Mushroomon, half to herself.
She walked to the lake and saw that there were definitely some problems. She stared bewildered at the seen around her.
Christo opened her eyes. She was on Saibdramon's back. Wiping a bead of sweat from her forehead, she began to listen to Chris and Taira's convo. When Saibdramon twitched she hurriedly grabbed the digimon, relaxed after a while, and jumped onto MetalFoxmon. She lost her balance, grabbed onto Labramon, and managed to steady herself and her partner. Christo hugged Labramon briefly, and called over, "Thanks for catching me, Chris! Don't fall any of you!"
Kamika turned around to see Kyrainia. She tapped her on the shoulder. "I suggest you move to get away from the electricity."
Once Christo was safe on Metalfoxmon, Taira didn't even want to look at Chris. She turned to the young girl, "Hold on....It ganna get rough. METALFOXMON ATTACK!" She yelled facing front again. The metal digimon flew up quickly and yelled "Teleport!" Christo, some how was transported with Libra onto the beach. They fell onto Kamika and company. Taira was still on her digimon "What was that all about?" Foxmon grinned "Didn't want her to get hurt or fall off." Taira blinked..."And you left me here" MetalFoxmon smirked and yelled out "LIGHTNING CHARGE!" MetalFoxmon's body began to spark and jolts of lightning seemed to be crawling all over her and Taira. Taira screamed in terror, not being touched by electricity. The digimon flew back again and a streak of gold and white touched the sky and a blast of electricity, more like a lightning bolt, made it's way to the Yanmamon.
The Yanmamon fired an attack right back at MetalFoxmon. "Thunder Ray!!!!" The blast of electricity from its wings met the other attack head-on. They collided in a huge explosion.
Taira clung tightly to her digimon as the blast sent a shock threw the air causing Taira and MetalFoxmon to get taken back. With speed they were back in the game "You'll have to do better than that!" Taira shouted at the Yanmamon!
"HA!" Yanmamon scoffed openly. "I've just been playing with you! Wait until you see what I can REALLY do!"
Taira smirked "BRING IT ON LARDO!"
"Insect Swarm!" A huge group of insects appeared between Yanmamon's arms, and started buzzing towards the opposing heroes.
Taira was taken back by the swarm of bugs and gasped for air "I.....Think......I SWALLOWED........A...BUG!" With that she proceeded to have a coughing fit, in disgust and the bug in her throat.
Chris flinched at the swarm of bugs that had been released. "Saibdramon!" he yelled. Saibdramon nodded, and shouted "METAL FLAME!" Silver flames shot out of its mouth, toasting all the bugs to a crisp, but missing Yanmamon. The charred bugs fell to the lake below.
The Yanmamon blinked, shocked. "That was... so... cruel... ARGH!!!!!!!" He flew straight at Saibdramon.
Saibdramon banked out of the way, and turned to face the Yanmamon. "DATA BLAST!" A stream of 0's and 1's came out of his mouth and flew toward Yanmamon. When they hit, the Yanmamon became paralyzed.
Taira proceeded to cough, turning a lovely shade of red. Not even noticing Chris's attacks. Taira finally coughed up what looked like a beetle and nearly gagged. "Oh....gross..."
Yanmamon fell, unable to fly... he hit the water, and with a great crackle of energy, burst into flames. A few seconds later, it was as if he had never existed. The water, however, was still and showed no signs of the previous storm of electricity.
MetalFoxmon turned to fly back to the shore. A lot of energy had been used and before they made it MetalFoxmon de-digivolved into Foxmon. By doing this, both fell into the now safe water with a huge splash.
Chris nudged Saibdramon again, and he flapped over to the shore, and landed rather nicely. But about a yard from the ground, he started to glow, and then shrunk back into Tekumon. "YEOW!" Chris and Tekumon both fell to the ground
Taira sprang up from the water, dripping wet and glaring directly at Chris as if he were going to die. Her goggles slumped onto her neck and her hair clung to her face. She spit out some water and yelled "I HATE THIS PLACE...I HATE BAKAS, I'M WET, I SWALLOWED A BUG ALMOST, DID I MENTION I'M WET AGAIN FOR THE 20TH TIME" After that long tantrum Taira trudged out of the water and directly to Chris, once in range she lunged "I'M GANNA KILL YOU POD MAN!"
Isthian blinked, surprised. "Whoa... I love this girl! Finally, one that will whack somebody other than me." He called out louder. "YOU TELL HIM!!"
Kamika watched Taira and sighed. She wanted to stop her and hit Chris herself but she wanted Taira to go first.
Chris blinked and freaked out slightly at Taira's outburst. He turned to run, but TG was on top of him before he could do anything, knocking him to the ground.
Taira looked at him face down, she straddled his back and turned him around, not before yelling "FACE ME YOU JERK!" With that, him facing her, she continued "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO THIAN! WHAT HE DO TO DESERVE THAT!?"
Isthian started blushing. As great as it was that she was being so fierce to Chris, it was at the cost of his own honor....
Chris was slightly stunned by Taira's outburst, but he managed to shrug and say "He called me gay..."
Kamika growled. She wanted to hit Chris for that too.
Taira grew even madder, but her voice calmed. "So you purposely made him slip, almost fall to his doom, he called you gay so you tried to get him killed. Yanmamon could have attacked and he would have fallen.....YOU WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM! WHAT IF YOU COULDN'T CATCH HIM AND HE BECAME BBQ FOR THAT YANMAMON...YOU YOU....ARG!" With that she lost it and punched him right in the face. Not feeling it, but Chris would have a huge bruise or black eye. She glared at him and stood "Jerk..." she said before actually started to walk off.
"Bu... he... I... he... you... girl... him... wha..." Isthian stuttered as he watched TG walk away.
Kamika sighed as she watched Taira go off. 'Keep in mind. . . Find Taira after you hit Chris. . .' Kamika walked over to Chris and sighed again, "Are you okay?"
Chris shook his head, feeling his right eye, which was swollen shut already. "I think not..."
Kamika sighed, "Aww. . .That's too bad. . " She commented touching his eye. She backed away slightly. "It's going to get worst!" She yelled pulling out her mallet in anger. She started to Chris in anger, yelling at him. "WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND?! YOU COULD HAVE HURT HIM!" She yelled angrily. She brought the mallet down on him. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!" She humphed and walked away leaving Chris sprawled on the floor. She put away her mallet and started towards the direction Taira went. 'Now that that's over with. . .'
Isthian walked over to Chris with a very confused expression on his face. "Uh... er... um... Bad... Person..." He kicked PDM in the side, then walked off in about the same direction as the girls, still with that bewildered expression on his face.
Chris blinked at this last blow, and collapsed, stars spinning around his head. "OW... I never thought I'd be bashed like that..."
Taira couldn't believe Chris did that for such a stuuupid reason. He got called gay so he tries to fry Thian. Taira stormed back to the camp that they used last night. The day was still pretty new, Taira came in and kicked a burnt log from the fire. She gripped her hand...Chris wasn't the only one who was ganna get a bruise. TG was sure to have black knuckles. She sat down still mad on the ground.. "Jerk"
Kamika followed Taira to see her angry. She sighed and tapped her on the shoulder. "Are you okay?" She asked.
Isthian wandered over towards the girls, dragging his shirt on the ground with one hand, and TG's backpack with the other. Thian continued on, still with that confused expression, right on past them, not even noticing where he was going.
Taira felt Kamika tap on her shoulder. "I'll be fine...I just need to calm down....I can't believe him...I could punch him again...."She made a fist, then remembered she was trying to calm down. It was that moment that Thian walked by carrying her pack! "Thian wait!"
Isthian stopped, turned around, and blinked at TG. "You... Podima... girl... hit... GIRL... Chris... you...."
Taira smiled and shook her head. Standing she walked up to Thi and grabbed her bag gently. "Is that all you can say?"
Kamika nodded and watched Taira talk to Isthian. Actually. . . Taira was doing most of the talking. Kamika shook her head in amusement.
He blinked and let go of her backpack. "Er... um... you see, I... it's not that... you... GIRL... and you... Chris... and..."
Taira was getting annoyed, but smiled leaned over and kissed his cheek. "Thanks for my pack loverboy"
Isthian went wide-eyed. "Whoa... You're sweet, and you're pretty, and you're fierce, and... and... WOW!"
Taira blushed, "Thanks."
Thian, surprisingly, blushed too. "Er, so... do you still... like me?"
Taira didn't know how to answer this question.. "Uh.. Let's just say I don't like you more, or less for that matter" She winked and thought to herself 'I'm crazy....Now I'm falling for him, get a grip on your Hormones...'
"Aww... thank you..." Isthian spontaneously hugged Taira.
Kamika shook her head at the sight and stood up. She thought to herself, 'Maybe I should go. . .' She looked back and nodded. 'I'll just go. . ' She started to walk away quietly, hoping neither of them saw her.
Taira was shocked by his sudden burst of emotion and softly squeezed back in response to his hug.
Isthian let go of Taira and blushed. Kissing was one thing, hugging was quite another. He turned away and mumbled something about wanting to give Chris another whack. He kept his face away from TG as he walked, and went over to Chris. "Hey, Podima!" He nudged Chris with his toe. "Rise and shine, buddy-boy..."
Chris blinked and looked up at the unfamiliar boy standing over him. "Who are you?" He sat up and winced. "And how did I get all these bruises?", he asked, his hand going up to his now-blackened and swollen shut eye.
Isthian laughed. "What, you mean you're actually INVITING me to crow over your defeat by two widdle GIRLS?"
Kamika stepped up out of the woods towards Chris who she saw had woken up. She walked up to him. "Are you feeling better?" She asked.
Chris blinked at the strange boy. "What are you talking about?" He heard something and turned to the new arrival, a pretty nice-looking girl. "And who would you be?"
Kamika blinked in confusion. "What? Chris? Are you okay?" She said putting her hand on his forehead, checking if he was sick in any way.
Chris blinked again at the strange girl touching his forehead. "Chris? Who's that?"
Isthian laughed again. "Yeah, nice trick, Podima. As if we're buying that!" He shook his head. "I'm not THAT gullible..."
Kamika blinked and turned to Isthian, "I think he's actually telling the truth. . ." She started to say.
Kyrainia suddenly appeared out of nowhere and looked at the brutally bruised Chris. She gave everyone a quizzical look. " What. The. Heck?! Why does he look like he almost died? What happened?"
"Well, you see, he... I... we kinda... they... with the... you know... and... girls.... he..." Isthian stammered out a senseless explanation.
Kamika turned to Kyrainia and answered, ignoring what Isthian had just said, "Well. . . After Chris and Taira landed, Taira and I got kinda harsh and hit him. . . Hard. . I'm guess it affected him in some way. . . In amnesia." She ended.
" Oh gosh, so now he has no clue about anything? That's just great. Now instead of having to deal with the usual obnoxious Chris, we get to deal with the usual obnoxiously Chris who doesn't know at all what's going on...." Kyrainia sighed.
Chris looked over at the new arrival. "Who ARE all of you people, and who's Chris?"
Isthian sighed. "YOU'RE Chris, Podima. Honestly, this is getting kind of boring. Stop playing around, okay? We have places to go! People to see!"
Chris blinked. "I- I am? And who are you?"
"I'm Hanasaki Isthian, not that it should matter to you, but then, you're gay... er, I mean, not gay, no of course not! Hehehe..." A bit of nervous laughter in there. "And you're Podima Chris, self-styled coolest-guy-on the planet" -- here Thian rolled his eyes -- "and that's all the story one needs to know about YOU, honestly."
Taira blushed as Thian ended the hug and walked off. At first she was confused and decided not to ask. After awhile she figured that she should go see what damage she caused to Chris. Her Guilt was also trying to get her to apologize, Like she would! After getting a few yards closer Taira noticed a crowd around the injured Chris.
Taira got closer still and heard something about Chris and amnesia. It was then that she wondered who caused it....Kamika or herself? Chris honestly didn't know who he was. Taira got into the crowd now and got into range of about 2 feet from Chris. "Is he okay? Maybe we should whack him again and see if his memory comes back?" She joked, laughing sheepishly. "Dang Kamika....I didn't think we hurt him this bad.." She blinked and sighed. "Chris do you remember anything?"
Kamika turned to Taira. "I didn't think it was that hard. . ." She sweatdropped. "I think it was mainly me who caused this. . . after all I hit him against the head. . " She started then sighed, "This isn't good. . . At all. . "
Christo edged through the crowd. "What's going on? she asked.
Tsafmon woke up, feeling only a bit worse for wear. Better than Chris, though, THAT'S for sure -- not that he was planning to try swimming anytime soon. He looked around and noticed most of the gang gathered around the above-mentioned boy.
"Pfft, nothing's going on, Chrissy. Podima here is trying to make us believe he lost his memory or something." Isthian accented his remarks with various "I'm not buying that" and "Chris is a loony" gestures.
"Humons are so weird," muttered Tsafmon as he walked up to the 'destined. He looked around, trying to remember which was his... It was one of the boys, wasn't it? Hmm... well, considering that he hadn't had a partner hovering worriedly over him, like any decent one would, he guessed it must've been the one that looked hurt. That'd give him at least some reason not to have been there. "Heya, partner!" The lizard crawled over and onto Chris's chest.
Isthian blinked, surprised. "Lizard-thingy! Hey! Podima! He's min... err..." He paused to think for a moment. 'Man, that lizard-thing really is kinda useless... it's only JUST woken up! It doesn't even care that I almost got killed!' He switched what he was going to say. "...fine! He's fine, er, yeah. He almost drowned, but he's fine now, and he's yours, of course he's yours, yeah!" Isthian nodded energetically with a big insincere grin on his face.
