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What Has AVALANCHE Been Up To ???
After the whole ordeal with Meteor and Sephiroth was over and done with, what exactly did those heroes from AVALANCHE do to make ends meet? I'm assuming that since Sephiroth died (*sniff*), most of the evil monsters and whatnot had to disappear, leaving Cloud and his friends without a source of income. So... they HAD to look for other ways to make money, right?

**Note: This is NOT what really happened (heh)... Just my own silly ideas put into writing.

Cloud
The blonde-haired, spikey-headed leader of the AVALANCHE has done exactly what everyone (should have) expected him to. He now is the owner and president of his own company (not to mention, his own best customer), Strife Hair Products For Men With Alota Hair To Take Care Of. The slogan is "Hair care, with alot less STRIFE." Cloud also takes it upon himself to give special discounts to Rufus and Sephiroth. Hey waitaminute... they're dead... oh well!

Barret
This big 'ol man has, what I think to be, the potential to be a rapper (uh... maybe not a good one though). I swear I can just see him in gold chains! Anyway, he's the leader of this rap group. Thinking he was being original, and by having the mental capacity of a kumquat, he had the bright idea to call it AVALANCHE. The other members of the group are Biggs, Wedge and Jessie.

Tifa
Tifa's been working pretty hard since the end of meteor. So far, she's opened up a chain of 7th Heaven bars from Kalm, to Mideel (though why those old fogies there would need a bar... uh, nevermind!). But that's not all she's been doing! Just recently, Tifa recieved an offer to be the stunt double for the upcoming TombRaider movie. And she now models (for Cloud? heh) with Victoria's Secret.

Aeris
The pretty, little, flower girl, hasn't lost her love for flowers yet! She and runs her own garden-type show called Home and Lifestream. Sephiroth guest stars every now and then to give her gardening tips and helps her trim her hedges (with his masamune of course). She has also become a missionary of sorts, and goes around with her ex, Zack to try to reform poor, unfortunate souls before their spirit energy is made into that of a bug (or something...)

Red XIII
Red is the spokescat-dog-lion-thing for Shinra pet food (Our toxic and deadly chemicals will help your specimen grow into a healthy, strong and uncontrolable monster!) He has alco been cast as a voice actor for the lion king 3, [insert "Simba", and some dumb name here].

Yuffie
She's still the little kleptomaniac. You know, stealing gil and materia of all kinds from helpless babies and little old ladies... and she still hasn't learnt how to do up her

Cait Sith&Reeve
Reeve and his robot cat-mog are the main attraction at the Gold Saucer nowadays. He does a ventriloquist act in the Event Square, Monday to Friday at nine. On the side, Reeve also runs a toy manufacturing company that makes little Cait Sith dolls. (Ahhhh! More robots!)

Vincent
Calm and mellow as always, Vincent has become an author and writes long and intellectual novels when he is not reading or sleeping. His bestseller is his life story, "Chaos In My Broken Soul". Another popular one is "Time to Atone: A handbook for righting the wrongs in your life." He also seems to have a nicer disposition, and has been seen around Nibelheim opening up soda cans with his claw for little kids.

Cid
Cid, in his love for tea, came up with a brilliant idea. He had Shera invented a formula to make tea even more caffeinated than it already is, and then then sold it to tea manufacturers worldwide. He made a fortune off of it, for now EVERYONE on the planet is addicted to tea! He also grows illegal tobacco crops in his backyard to satisfy his hourly ciggie cravings. 'Cuz you know, caffeine and nicotine go SO well together... *gag* (note the sarcasm there)

There... this may or may not become a fanfic someday... with all the homework I have to do... probably not.


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