Advice on Taking Over the World For SM Villains
Hi! It's me, Mercuria, and this is "Advice on Taking Over the World for SM Villains"! Here we have a list of ... advice! Oh yeah, and this page is in no way advocating the destruction of a certain mini-skirted odango atama.
1. Don't make idle threats. Mean what you say.
2. At least try attacking different cities if you can't leave Japan.
3. Try appealing to people's better natures using romance (see above illustration).
4. Just . . . attack.
5. Kidnap the Sailor Senshi's friends and use them as leverage.
6. Don't stand around when the one with meatballs pulls out a shiny silver-colored crystal.
7. Get the public to like you, then take over their minds.
8. Never, never, NEVER gloat about how cool you are. It's just gonna make you look worse when the one with the meatballs blows you up 'cause you weren't paying attention to her.
9. TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE, FOR THE LOVE OF MURDER!!! You stupid villains are always killing each other off and not trusting anyone except yourself, an' that's why you die . . . 'specially YOU, Wiseman! *Wiseman ducks his head with embarrassment*
The following two are donated by my friend Sailor Psychosis:
10. Don't turn good near the end and sacrafice your life for the one with the meatballs.
11. Don't look at her eyes! You know, the one who has meatballs in her hair!? DO NOT look at her eyes!
12. If possble, try to avoid having to brainwash people *cough* Sailor Senshi *cough* to get them on your side. It'll only be a hassle for you when your control over them slips.
13. UNLUCKY THIRTEEN! Tell Sailor Moon to look at the mayhem you've caused and blast her to bits when she turns around.
14. Grab Sailor Mercury by the neck in battle and
threaten to rip her head off if Sailor Moon won't bow to your demads.
15. DO NOT send out weak little minions. Attack the Sailor Senshi yourself, moron! They won't be expecting you and you can kill them right away.
16. Have spies follow them and watch them de-transform. Then, go to their houses and kill 'em while they're asleep.