Hola minna! it’s me again... sorry it took me so long but I was in a play and we just got finished with it. the two weeks leading up to it gave me zero time for typing, but lotsa time to write. I figured that I’d better put up my response to Chibi Angel’s fic challenge first... I was reading my back messages and saw another fic from he challenge and felt behind schedule. so here is the first of many little ficcies from me...
Ficlet Challenge
By Scheherazade
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing not mine. Do not sue. Thank you.
Warnings: OOC! OOC! OOC! Major Yaoi implications, AU, Fluff, Humor, Pointless but not Plotless, And... Sally, Noin & Une bashing?!?!?! (It’s not my fault, it was the Damned Inspiration Beaver!)
Pairings: 13X6X5 (how do you write that notation anyway? I just did it numerically...)
This is a fic challenge from Chibi Angel which I accepted. The challenge was to use these quotes in a fic...
"I could say he has sex with rabbits, couldn’t I?"
"Bite me. No, not there!"
"It’s all opinion. Based on perspective. My opinion and perspective is that I want to beat the crap out of him, but that’s just me. You?"
and now the ficlet...
Two young men were relaxing on a patio at one of Treize Khushrenada’s extensive estates. Zechs sighed. Wufei sighed. They looked at each other
"OK, I’m bored..." said the younger boy.
"Again? I don’t know if I can --"
"I didn’t mean that, baka, although it would keep me pretty busy..." said Wufei with a mischievous grin, "What I mean is that we can’t *go* anywhere without Treize.’
"Well, you know what we could do?"
"What’s that?"
Now it was Zechs’ turn to smile mischievously. "We could call up Sally and Noin and ask them out to dinner."
"Zechs, you *are* evil."
"But I thought you liked me that way," cooed Zechs while giving Wufei the puppy dog eye treatment.
"Those foolish onnas will never leave us alone if we keep encouraging them like this."
"But it is just so funny, watching Sally fawn all over you..."
"Heh, but you look so freaked when Noin starts doing her little flirty thing with you."
Zechs flinched. "Small price to pay to see Sally around you. It’s almost as interesting as watching Un with Treize!"
"If only Treize wasn’t off being a politician..."
Zechs looked at Wufei with his eyes dripping with sarcasm. "Yeah, damned money-making profession."
"He *could* get one that takes up less time."
"How do you propose we get that work-aholic to put in less hours? Or get out of politics for that matter."
"We could start a nasty little rumor and get him thrown out of office because of a scandal," suggested Wufei
"Koi, our little trysts are scandalous enough..."
Wufei’s brow furrowed. "I could say he has sex with rabbits, couldn’t I?"
"Why don’t we just call Noin and Sally?"
"Alright."
~5 hours later~
Zechs and Wufei offered their arms to their respective women. They were dressed in dinner suits and Sally and Noin were dressed in evening gowns. They had arrived at Chez Pierre, one of the fanciest, most expensive, restaurants around.
"My, Noin, you look stunning," Zechs exclaimed. Noin hugged him and kissed both his cheeks.
"Why, you don’t look so bad yourself!" she replied. She then ‘casually’ brushed up closer to Zechs.
Zechs smiled at his Chinese lover and whispered, "This will only get funnier when they have a few glasses of wine." Wufei nodded. Sally was looking at him dotingly.
The four of them were escorted to a nice little table in a far corner. They all talked politely for a few moments before Sally called their attention to a table for two directly behind them. "Hey, isn’t that Treize and Une?" Wufei’s mouth dropped open and he gaped at the couple. Treize was leaning over whispering something in Une’s ear. They were sharing a candlelit dinner and Une was wearing a *very* low cut dress. Wufei got very angry when he noted that Treize’s comment had made Une turn red.
"If you will excuse us, ladies," Zechs interceded, "I would like to speak to Wufei for a moment. Wufei, come with me, please." Zechs pulled Wufei into a darkened corner of the restaurant. "Now, Wufei, contain your anger. You probably just need a new perspective on this. It’s all about how you look at it. I bet there is just as good of a reason for Treize being here with her as there is for us being here with Noin and Sally."
"You’re right." said Wufei, seething with anger, "It’s all opinion. Based on perspective. And my opinion and perspective is that I want to beat the crap out of him. But that’s just me. You?"
Zechs tried very hard not to see the situation from Wufei’s perspective but failed. "I agree." The two men launched themselves at their lover and, after a long struggle, ended up in a tangle on the floor. The three women (and most of the restaurant) looked at them with confusion and alarm. "See what you have done?" asked the blond.
"Zechs?"
"Yes, Wufei?"
"Bite me, no, not there!"
----owari----
Phew, that stunk. I have no reason why they all came out to be Wufei lines... oh well... as I said before, it was all the fault of the Damned Inspiration Beaver. (who will soon be out of a job if he keeps biting me on the butt with stupid stuff like this!)