The
Warlord Diaries
~Sakura-chan tiptoes in~ Sssshhhh! ~she pulls out four books~ Heh heh . . . here they are, the Warlords very own diaries! But as guys, they can't keep diaries, and call them journals. ~rolls eyes~ Whatever. I don't care, I'm hoping to find a passage of Anubis's proclaiming his undying love for me! So let's see what's what they have to say . . .
Kale
March 12, 2001
All out of Pop-tarts! Some one has discovered my secret stash . . . it was Dais I know it! But ha! I found a Pop-Tart lying around on the counter . . . how was I supposed to know it was Dais's! This of course led to a very bad Pop-tart fight. And I lost! I lost $*%@ it! I LOST!!! I'm still trying to recover from the flaming Sakura's new @#$%ing furret gave me! Then I had to sit there and watch him eat with a little smirk on his face! Oh . . . he is SO *&^%ing DEAD!
Dais
March 12, 2001
Today started out good. I got up, or down, because I sleep on the ceiling, at the perfect time . . . 2 PM. I went to get a Pop-tart, and found the last one in the freezer. Stupid Kale. He always sticks all the Pop-tarts in the freezer! I know he likes them cold, but I don't! Anyway, Sakura has officially banned me from all electrical appliances, so I left it on the counter to thaw while I fed my spiders and watched my favorite tv show, Arachnid World. I come back and Kale's eating my Pop-tart! MY Pop-tart! Now I'm not an overly aggressive, but when someone messes with my Pop-tart, they cross the line! I beat Kale into the ground! Then he started whining that it was Sakura's furret's fault! Hah!
Anubis
March 12, 2001
Today I got up and was glomped by Sakura the moment I stepped from my room. I sat down for breakfast and was glomped by Sakura again. Not only was there no more Pop-tarts, but my breakfast was rudely interrupted by Kale and Dais's Pop-tart fight. It just got messy when Sakura tossed those swords to them. And then came over and glomped me once again. I didn't stick around to find out who run. I found Sekhmet passed out in my room and had to drag him back to his own. I'm begining to think this whole Pop-tart thing has gotten out of hand. But I have to go . . . Sakura-chan just got back from the store with a fresh supply of Pop-tarts! And if Kale eats all the Smores before I get there I'll . . .
Sekhmet
March 12, 2001
I found Kales stash!!! It took my a whole month but I found it!!! But I ate so mush I got a Poptart high and ended up passing out in Anubises room only to wake up in my own too late to get any good poptarts and missed the all the good kinds and hadta seddle for cinumin! Im just going to sit in my room and sulk and try to get de room to start spinning . . .
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