The Midnight Haircut
by SakuraIsthill
This is the first Ronin/Warlord fic I've ever done. ~sighs at nostalgic memories~ With the effect that it's probably not very good. But still, it was my first one.
Oh yeah, and . . . everything here belongs to ME! All these characters are mine I tell you! MINE!!! ~evil laughter~ MWHAHAHAHAH! I MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY! ~is run over by a mob of lawyers all yelling 'LAWSUIT'~
Cough cough . . . ack, ow. ~is laying in a crumbled heap, wearing only a barrel in classic sign of poorness~ I take that back. I don't own any of these characters. I make no money off of this. Don't sue me, because I kinda like this barrel. Um, enjoy the fic.
The Midnight Haircut
by ME! MWHAHAHAHA! BEWARE, ANUBIS! BEWARE! MWHAHAHAHAHAH.......
Anubis: Heather?!
Sakura: (freezes in mid-evil-laugh, turns and sees the Warlords staring at her) Ah ha, uh, guys! What are you doing here?!!
Dais: We came over to read that new fanfic of yours. If I remember correctly, it's your first one . . .
Sakura: (eyes getting big and watery) Oh Anubis! Dais! I didn't know your cared!
Anubis: Uhhhh . . . (backs up slowly, holding his hands up) N-now Heather, s-stay calm . . .
Sakura: (squeals with happiness then launches self at him) AAAAAANUUUUUUBIIIIIIIIIS!
Anubis: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Sakura: (tackles Anubis and wraps arms tightly around him, making joyous squeaking sounds)
Anubis: (panics) AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! GET IT OFFA ME!!!! GET IT OFFA ME!!!!
(Other Warlords stand to the side, looking at the two with huge devil grins)
Kale: Aaaawww, how cute.
Dais: The perfect couple.
Sekhmet: (laughs)
Kale: Hey Dais, still got that camera?
Dais: (pulls out camera) Right here.
Anubis: (looks over) What the . . . PUT THAT THING AWAY!!!
SNAP!! SNAP!! SNAP!!
Dais: Is three enough?
Kale: I don't know. Better take one more.
SNAP!!
Anubis: Okay, okay! Now if your finished . . . HELP MEEE!!!
Sakura: (looks up) Hey! I want a picture of this, too!
Dais: You can have Anubis's. He won't want it.
Sakura: Oh. Okay. (goes back to fawning over Anubis)
Anubis: GGGUUUUYYYSSS!!!!!
Dais: All right, all right. (walks over to them) Um, about that fanfic . . .
Sakura: What? Oh, right. It's right over here. (gets up and goes to computer)
Sekhmet: Lucky Anubis! We didn't even have to pry her off him this time!
Anubis: (stands up shakily) I'm FREE!
(Dais, Kale & Sekhmet follows Sakura to the computer, Anubis trails cautiously behind)
Dais: The Midnight Haircut.
Sekhmet: By SakuraIsthill.
On to the story . . .
Dais tiptoed quietly down the dark corrider, precious scissors in hand. A pain shot up his toe. Holding back a curse, he wished right about then that he was the Warlord of Darkness, instead of Kale. His toe willfully agreed.
Dais stopped at the thought. Wait, wasn't Kale the Warlord of Corruption? He could never remember. Oh well. He shrugged it off and continued.
Thinking of Kale, he peeked into the Warlords chamber . . . but was met only with darkness. Doesn't that guy EVER turn on a light? He didn't need any light to know that Kale was asleep, the snoring, which had an incredible likeness to a Mac truck, was sufficient. He winced at the unwanted noise and trudged on.
He snuck past Sekhmet's closed door and tiptoed on through the darkness, cursing his desicion not to bring a candle, and, after recieving several more stubbed toes, arrived at Anubis's chamber. And met a closed door.
Dais glared at the door in annoyance. This would only make the job more dangerous.
