Bulma stood in front of the mirror. Last day before she
has to have the baby inside her. Her small black dress
that she normally had for parties was on. She knew she
won’t be this way for months. In a way though, she has
grown so attached to the baby. Poor Vegeta. She felt a
bit sorry for him. Pride was the thing that meant the most
to him; and its taken a serious beating since she
became pregnant.
“*sigh* Well, back to the hospital,” she mumbled as she
walked towards her closet to get changed into some
maternal clothes. She was suprised that the chemicals
that her father gave her didn’t made her sick. Although
she could do without the half a dozen needles each
night, it would be well worth it to see her hubby’s face
when he gets to pass the child back to her.
Back at the hospital..........
“Vegeta?”
“NO, You will NOT touch my stomach just to feel it fire
another ki blast,” said Vegeta as he searched for the TV
remote.
“PLEASE!!!!!”
“You can touch Bulma’s belly when she has the little brat
in her.”
“Okay.”
Vegeta wheezed. He already felt overexerted and he
hasn’t really done anything yet. The child was draining
his energy, more and more everyday. Dr.Briefs told him
that by the time they get through with Bulma, they will be
able give the child healthy doses of energy from a
generator so that it won’t suck her dry of what little
energy she has.
“Mr. Vegeta, your wife is here. We will be taking one
more ultrasound before we proceed on the transfer,”
replied a nurse as she quietly opened the door.
“Finally,” he murmured as Bulma walked in.
“Hey sexy,” she joked as she looked down at his
swelling stomach.
“.............”
“*sigh* Still the same Vegeta. I’d think you’d change after
holding something that we created..... our own joy and
happiness.”
“Nah, that only happens in sappy fics. NOW BRING ME
TO THAT DAMN ULTRA-THING-A-MA-JIG THING!! The
sooner I get this thing out of me, and the sooner I get out
of this room with Kakorot!!! That damn jigglypuff’s singing
is driving me CRAZY!!!!”
“But its so cute. Wanna hear it again?” asked Goku as
he pressed the a button on his Gameboy.
*Jiggggggllllyyyy pufff, jigggllllyyyyyyyy pufffff *BOOM*
Smoke rose from Vegeta’s hand as it fired a ki blast and
fried the piece of plastic.
Goku began to grow teary eyed as Bulma wheeled
Vegeta out of the room. His eyes welled as he turned
towards the melted shards of plastic. All of a sudden,
they lit up.
“Oh well, I’ll just play my N64 version!!” he smiled as he
pulled out the system and began to frantically hook it up
to the TV.
In the Ultrasound Room.....
“So why are we in here now?” asked Vegeta as the nurse
placed more of the cold gel on him.
“Well, your, wife figured it was time you knew the gender
of your child.”
“Well you might as well save the $360 bill. Its gonna be a
boy,” he replied.
“How do you know?” asked Bulma as she cocked her
head in his stubbornness.
“Because I carried this thing for about a week. If I say its
a boy. ITS A BOY!!”
“Well, ‘I’ carried it for ‘24’ weeks!!”
“Yeah, when it was about the size of a pea, and had the
brain of Kakorot.”
“Look, just don’t be stubborn. Let the woman prove to
you that its gonna be a girl and....”
“IT IS NOT A GIRL!!!”
“Ummm, Mrs.Briefs? He’s right. It ain’t a girl. It looks like
its gonna be a boy..... with what looks like a tail growing
from the back.”
“Told you. My Saiyan sense is very accurate.” Vegeta
said smugly.
“Oh well.” she grinned, “I got a good idea on what to
name the baby. I always kinda wanted to name a baby
this name.”
“What?”
“Let’s call him ‘Goku’.”
“WE’RE NOT NAMING OUR SON AFTER KAKOROT!!!”
Vegeta yelled out.
“Yes, we are!” Bulma exclaimed, “He’s the reason we
met! I mean, he did attract you to Earth... and he did
save your life from Krillan.”
Vegeta frowned and then he said, “We’re still not calling
him ‘Goku’.”
“It’s not like that you will call Goku and baby Goku by
the same name.”
“We’re calling him Vegeta.”
“No Goku.”
“Look, lets just wait until you pop this thing out and then
we’ll name the brat.”
“Fine.”
“But his name will be Vegeta.”
“I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!”
Our fight over what our future son’s name lasted months
on end. You should have seen my face when I finally got
out of that blasted hospital without that brat. Bulma’s
sudden pains were gone. I thought it was gonna be on
easy streak from then on.... you know, Bulma goes to
hospital at the end of the 9 months.... Bulma delivers
baby, give it a name, yadda yadda yadda.
Unfortunately......
Eight and a half weeks later.....on Thanksgiving Day.....
At the Son’s residence........
“Oh Bulma, so glad you could come for dinner!!” spoke
Chi Chi as she opened the door as Vegeta followed
afterwards.
“HEY VEGETA!! WOW, I never thought you liked wearing
ties,” said Goku as Vegeta turned a bright red.
“I don’t.....”
The dinner table was lavished with food. Enough to feed
forty men.....or three Saiyans, one woman, and Chi Chi.
Gohan carried the huge turkey and placed it on the table.
The two families sat side by side.
“Gohan, since you are the youngest... would you like to
say grace, son?” asked Goku.
“Sure dad, Ummm, Dear Kami, bless all that lives, bless
those who we’ve never met and our eternal respect for
the Z-Fighters who have fallen in combat. And, I’ll give
you the 10 bucks I owe you next week.....”
A bolt of lightning came down from the sky and struck a
tree.
“.....umm, make that tomorrow.”
“LET’S EAT!!!” shouted Goku as he took his hand and
karate chopped the bird in two. Goku grabbed one side
while to everyone’s surprise, so Bulma grabbed the
other.
“My god, woman, YOU’RE GONNA EAT MORE THEN I
WILL!!”
Bulma blushed, but suddenly grabbed her stomach.
“....vegeta....” Vegeta turned towards her as she began to
take heavy breaths. He saw this at those weird classes
he had to take with her.
“...no.... BUT ITS ONLY EIGHT AND A HALF
MONTHS!!!”
“.....vegeta..... its time......”
A pale body, with a long tail watched the group..... and
smiled. The hour of Freeza is about to arise.
Narrator: Oh my, looks like Vegeta’s gonna be a father
early then expected. But what is up with Freeza’s third
Cousin Twice Removed? What does he want with Vegeta
and Bulma’s son? Find out, in the final part of this
long(and virtually pointless) series. The 9 Month’s Saga:
ITS LABOR TIME!!!
YOU CAN’T HAVE THE BABY NOW!!! ITS ONLY 8 and a 1/2 weeks. THERE WAS
A REASON THEY CALL THIS
THE NINE MONTHS SAGA!!!” replied Vegeta as Bulma continued to moan.
“VEGETA!! WE GOT TO GET TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!! NOW!!!” she shouted
as she kicked her legs.
“Fine, fine.... god. What ever happened to getting a pail of water and
sticking your hand to grab the little bugger,” he
muttered as he grabbed Bulma and flung her over his shoulder. He aimed
his hand towards the ceiling and blasted it
away. The bottom of Vegeta’s feet began to fill with ki when......
“MY KITCHEN!!!” screamed Chi Chi as she cringed from the falling plaster
and pieces of burnt timber. Vegeta grinned
as he politely turned instead and walked out the door to fly to the hospital.
“COME ON, CHI CHI!! Let’s call the others so they can be there,” replied
Goku as he got on the phone.
At Master Roshi’s.........
Krillan sat contentedly on the sand as he slowly meditated. The peaceful
wind brushed against his face as he endured
the pure serenity.
*Bringggg*
“Eh, hey my cell phone. YO!! Krillan here. What’s up?” he said as he pulled
it out of his uniform and flipped it open.
* Hey Krillan, guess what. BULMA’S GONNA HAVE A BABY!!!*
“Really? Right now!! COOL!! I’ll be there as soon as possible!!!” he said
as he closed it. “Gee, I better go and tell Master
Roshi and Turtle,” he said as he ran inside the house. “Master Roshi? MASTER
ROSHI!!!”
“WILL YOU PIPE DOWN IN THERE!! I’M ON THE CAN!!ooooohhhh, Mrs.July...YUM!!!”
Krillan’s face soured. “BUT MASTER ROSHI!! BULMA’S GONNA HAVE A....”
“QUIET!!! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M..... UHH.... STUDYING!!!!”
“BUT MASTER ROSHI!!!!!!”
“NOT NOW BOY!!”
In Tibet........
*Bringggggg* *Bringggggggg* *Bringggggggg*
*Hi This Tien*
*AND CHOWZU!!!!*
We are not here right now*
*Just leave a message, at the sound of the beep*
*Beep*
*HEY GUYS!! This is Goku. Guess what? VEGETA’S GONNA BE A DADDY!!! Meet
us at “Last Chance” Hospital.
Whoa, this thing is recording my voice....
COOL!!! Hey wanna hear my impression of Darth Vader? ~Luke... I-AM-YOUR-FATHER!!!!~
PRETTY COOL, huh? OH OH!! YOU’VE GOT TO HEAR THIS SONG!!! ITS BY BRITNEY
SPEARS!!!
~Opps I, Did it again.~
~I played with your heart~
~Got lost in this game~
5 hours later........
*And then Mistique leaped forwards towards Wolverine and.....*
“Hello? Goku? Is that you?” asked Tien as he picked up the phone.
*Hey Tien, aww I was gonna get to the good part.*
“Its okay Goku, so what did you want to tell me?”
*Bulma’s gonna have her baby.*
“Really? I thought she wasn’t due for another two weeks.”
*That’s what I thought, but she’s having it.*
“K, I’ll see ya there,” replied Tien as he placed the phone down.
“HEY TIEN!! Someone left a message for us. Lets go listen to it before
we go. It probably won’t take that long........”
said Chowzu as he pressed the button.
In the Artic......
“Eh, my beeper’s going off,” muttered Piccolo as he looked down. “Hmmm,
its Goku. Gah, I hope he ain’t
calling to ask which way to twist open the bottle of Pepsi again. Hmmm,
Bulma’s having Trunks already!?!
Weird. This fic says 9 months but she’s about to have it in 8.5. Oh well,
off to Hallmark to fetch a card,” he
muttered as he flew off.
In the sky......
“Oh Veggie-Chan..... isn’t the sky just beautiful. The sky looks as if
its painted with all sorts of colours..... molding into
some dream that.....”
“BULMA!!! Didn’t you read your script!!! You are SUPPOSE to be in labor.
GAH, now I lost where I’M at!!!” replied
Vegeta .
“Oh sorry about that....wait... YOU CALLED ME BULMA!!!*gasp* YOU REALLY
DO LOVE ME!!”
“ ...........” he growled.
The hospital was in view. All he needed to do was take her to the ward
and the doctors will take care of the rest. His
hands sweated as he carried his mate across Western City. He could sense
its ki inside, yearning to be freed..... that
and her nickels and dimes falling from her pocket as he descended down
towards the hospital.
“YOU BAKA!! THAT WAS AN UNCIRCULATED New Delaware quarter!!!” she shouted
as she slapped him. Vegeta
growled to himself as he landed over at the hospital and kicked the door
open. Bulma cringed and moaned as she laid
in his arms. “...are you all right?” he whispered.
Down at the hospital.....
“WHERE’S THAT DOCTOR!!! SHE’S GONNA BLOW ANY SECOND!!” shouted Vegeta as
he blew up the double doors.
Patients gasped as a the midget Saiyan. “.........”growled Vegeta.
OKAY.... the semi-below-the-height-of-an-average-human Saiyan carried his
wife over his shoulder. He then ran over
towards the receptionist as he placed Bulma in a wheel chair. A teenage
intern walked over and grabbed Vegeta by the
arm.
“Excuse me, are you the maternal father of the child?” she asked as she
blew a bubble.
“Yeah,” he replied.
“You need to like, fill out these forms in like triplicate. That way you
can see your baby. K? You can be there. And like
the doctor.... he is sooo fine. Gee, I hope this one survives. Oh well,
2 out of six ain’t bad.”
“Are those who that died?”
“Oh no, those are like what survived. But you should see his car. It is
like totally phat. Its like a cute little convertible
with primo stereos and.....”
Vegeta immediately ran towards the ward and grabbed Bulma.
“WE’RE GOING TO ANOTHER HOSPITAL!!!” he said.
“Mister Vegeta, THIS WOMAN IS ABOUT TO HAVE A CHILD!!! You cannot wait
anymore.”
Vegeta rolled his eyes as he let Bulma. He sighed as he walked over towards
a seat and sat down.
“You just stay there. We’ll tell you when its time, maybe later you can
help deliver the child, K?” said the intern as she
handed him the forms. Vegeta shook his head as he proceeded to the task.
“Hmmm, lets see here....... name of mother..... Bulma. Now....... Male
or Female..... WHAT!?! Of course she’s gonna
be FEMALE!!! Did they actually think that I was...... oh okay never mind.....
Age..... hmmmm, she always told me she
was 25..... she looks two hundred and six..... but then again she’s human....
eh, I’ll just put ninety-eight.”
A man with lavender hair walked over and sat next to him.
“I think she’s turned thirty-one last July if I’m right,” he said as he
picked up a newspaper and crossed his leg.
“Huh.... oh yeah, that’s right...... HEY!! How did you know that?” asked
Vegeta as the man held the paper infront of his
face.
“You paid me twenty bucks to pick up an edible cake, remember?” he replied
as he turned the page.
“Oh yeah, now I remember. So why are you here?” he asked.
“Eh? Oh, I came here to have one of my kidneys taken out,” he replied behind
the newspaper.
“Lovely,” he spoke as he continued on filling out the forms. Suddenly....
“HEY VEGETA!! WE’RE HERE!!!” shouted Goku as the other Z-Fighters entered
the room. “Guess what? MY
JIGGLYPUFF EVOLVED TO LEVEL 23!!!”
“......WILL YOU SHUT UP!! FORGET ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN JIGGLYPUFF FOR ONE
MOMENT!!! THAT
WOMAN’S HAVING MY CHILD IN THERE!!!”
Goku looked shocked.
“Really? You mean, at THIS moment, and not just waiting?”
“*sigh*Yes Kakorot.... right....NOW!”
“My gosh......”
“Mister Vegeta, its like almost time. Please come in here to change.”
“....Hey Vegeta? Can I come too? Please!!!!!!” begged Goku.
“.........”
“I’ll show you my level 23 Jigglypuff!!!”
“..........”
“Ummmm, I...won’t show you my level 23 Jigglypuff?”
“WELL, WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE!!! HURRY UP AND GET DRESSED!!!”
he shouted as the two
Saiyans ran towards the dressing room.
“GAH!!!*breath breath breath* WHERE IS HE!?!” shouted Bulma as sweat poured
over her face.
“He’s coming, Mrs.Briefs. Now push!!”
“I CAN’T!!! IT FEELS LIKE THIS BABY’S TRYING TO SHOOT ITSELF OUT!!!” she
cried. Vegeta and Goku ran inside
the room. Vegeta, to Bulma’s surprise, grabbed her hand.
“Bulma, PUSH!!” cried the doctor.
“Wait a second. Let me get the camera out.”
GOKU VISION!!!!!!!
Now hold that pose you two.... focus......focus......
“KAKOROT , WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?! THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE
FOR THE
GOKU-CAMERA!!!”
“Hi Mom, Hi Daddy. I’M HAVING A BABY!!!”
Bulma, could you lift up your gown so I can get a head shot.
“KAKOROT!!!!!”
Yo, Doc. Can you tell the viewers what you are doing?
“Why of course. You see Mrs.Briefs is about to give birth to her first
child. The child will be entering through this
passageway and.....”
“KAKOROT!!! THIS IS NOT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!! GET THE CAMERA OUT OF
HERE!!!”
~*~*~*~*~*~
“Shoot. The batteries died,” replied Goku as he opened the panel. Bulma
screamed as she began to squeeze Vegeta’s
hand.
*crack*
“MY GOD WOMAN!!! I’VE HAD METEORS THAT HURT BROKE LESSER BONES THEN......”
mumbled Vegeta as he
clutched his hand.
“Com’n Vegeta. Lets get you a senzu bean,” said Goku as the two walked
out.
Vegeta and Goku walked down the passageways....
“Look Mommy, its that pregnant man again..... and he’s all thin again!!!”
cried the little girl. The woman looked towards
the two Saiyans.
“Ummmm, congratulations, are you the father?” she asked as she shook Goku’s
hand.
“Uh.........”
“DAMN IT GOKU!! QUIT GAWKING AROUND!!! MY HAND HURTS AS HELL AND I NEED
A SENZU BEAN, NOW!!!”
cried Vegeta as pulled Goku by the collar.
“*sigh*Is there anyone normal left on this planet?” she murmured. She walked
into the waiting room and saw Piccolo,
Tien and Chowzu. “....never mind...” she muttered as she dragged her daughter
out of the hospital.
Bulma cried out somemore as she continued to push and push. Suddenly, a
sharp crying aroused the room. The
doctor slowly wrapped the child in warm soft towels.
“Congratulations, its a healthy,Saiyan, boy,” he replied. Bulma relaxed
as she closed her eyes for a second. She held
her arms awaiting for her own child to enter her arms. The doctor and nurse
smirked at each other.
“Can I see my child?” she asked.
“.....why?” asked the doctor as the child began to cry. Her eyes widened.
“Wait a second..... how did you know it was Saiyan?”
“Good Question,” he smirked as his face morphed. His pale skin and long
tail slithered as Bulma began scream. The
nurse walked over towards Bulma and jabbed a needle in her.
Bulma’s eyes dilated as she slowly closed her eyes and laid there. Freeza’s
third cousin Twice Removed walked over
towards the door.
“You didn’t kill her, did you?” he asked. “Just knocked her out. And yes,
she hasn’t seen it yet.” “Good. Make sure you
replace the baby with another. Heh heh, god I love being a shape shifter,”
he murmured as he morphed back into a
doctor and exited the room with the child.
Later......
Vegeta and Goku entered the room. His hand was all bandaged up as he gasped.
Everyone crowded infront of the
window as an awkward looking nurse rolled the child in the maternity room.
“THIS AIN’T MY CHILD!!!!” he bellowed. Goku walked over towards the glass.
“Well, I dunno. It sure does look alot like you. I mean, its a boy, the
hair is like a cream puff form like yours.....
“Oh yes.... it would look like me..... IF I WAS FROM AFRICA!!!!” he said
as pointed out to the Negro child.
“Whoa..... you mean someone kidnapped your son!?!” asked Gohan.
“That’s the only possiblity,son....sorry,” replied Goku. Vegeta turned
away. This was what he hoped for. The child is
gone. But why did he feel so sorry. He was free from Bulma. No child. No
need to keep up the commitment. But
something burned in him. This was HIS flesh and blood. This was HIS creation.
THERE WAS NO WAY HE’S GONNA
DROP OUT OF THIS NOW AND LET WHOEVER TAKE WHAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGED TO HIM!!!
Vegeta grabbed Goku by the collar.
“Vegeta.....”
“....WE’RE GOING SAIYAN HUNTING, KAKOROT....AND THE HEAD OF WHOEVER TOOK
VEGETA!!!”
“We are NOT going to name him Vegeta!!” screamed a now awaken and very
pissed off Bulma from the other room as
the two shot out through the roof along with Gohan, Krillan and Piccolo.
Back in some scary Warehouse.......
*WHAAAAAAA* screamed the infant as Freeza’s third cousin twice removed
held it.
“Come-on, Gitchy Gitchy Go*.....OWWW!!!,” he screamed as the baby bite
his finger with its gummy mouth. “Okay,
okay.... ummmm.... how about this?” he asked as he morphed into Pan-Chan
from Dragonball GT. The baby took one
look at it.
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* it cried as struggled in Freeza TCTR’s arms. “YOU DUMB
ASS!!!! GET THE CHILD TO THE
MACHINE IMMEDIATELY!!! I WANT OUT OF HERE.... NOW!!!!!” shouted Freeza.
“Okay okay, fine,” he replied as he placed the baby in the area and began
to gook up wires. The baby giggled as it laid
there.
“Stupid tail. It keeps on getting in the way,” he spoke to himself as he
tries to push the hairy little tail aside. Freeza’s
third cousin twice removed placed a sacred gem that was kept in the family
for generations in a little slot. Soon the
baby began to glow and age.
“Its... its working.... yes... I can feel my soul being pulled from this
place of damnation,” spoke Freeza as he began to
glow below.
“Bye Freeza. Don’t forget to write!!” waved some of the members of the
Ginyu force.
“Heh heh, soon cousin Freezy will be here,” replied Freeza’s TCTR as the
machine continued to glow. All of a sudden,
the warehouse lights flickered out and the air conditioner burnt out. Sweat
began to pour from his temples.“Man, this is
tough work. I need some air,” he spoke to himself as he opened a window.
The moon’s glow gently shown as Freeza’s
Third cousin Twice Removed accomplished the tedious task.
Up in the sky......
“Hey Dad, how long do you think it will take for us to find Vegeta’s son?”
asked Gohan.
“Well son, you got to understand that we got alot of ground to cover. And
with the child’s ki at a very low level right now,
it could be days, months.... even ye**....”
*GROWL!!!!!!*
“.....or at least until it morphed into a giant Oozaru,” he replied as
the giant ape grabbed him from behind.
“DAD!!!!!” cried Gohan.
“HA!! Already I can see him taking after my side,” shouted Vegeta as the
giant ape began to squeeze the life out of
Goku.
“HEY!! GOKU, WHO’S THAT!?!” asked Piccolo. Goku turned his head down below.
“Eh, I don’t know. He looks alot like Freeza.... but he’s kind’ve small....*GAH*”
he screamed as the giant ape continued
to squeeze him. Piccolo growled as he turned towards him and shot two eye
beams at the giant ape’s tail.
“Oh man, is it running off?” asked Krillan.
“Come on, we have to cut off his tail before he causes too much damage!!”
cried Piccolo as the group chased after the
Saiyan beast.
In the hospital........
“7... 6... 5.... 4... 3.... 2.... 1....” muttered Trunks as he laid on
the bed.
“Mr.Trunks, could you count backwards from a hundred again?”
“But Doctor, that was my eight time.”
“*sigh* Nurse Winfrey, Give him another tank of sleeping gas,” replied
the doctor as the placed the mouth piece over his
mouth again. “Come-on, lets go order another pizza.”
Trunks walked over towards the window. Why did he feel a large amount of
ki over there? He had to find out.
Back at the warehouse.......
“*cough* Oh man, what happened?” asked Freeza’s third Cousin Twice Removed
as he slid out of the wreckage.
“YOU IDIOT!!!!! DON’T YOU KNOW WHEN A SAIYAN IS EXPOSED TO THE MOON THEY
TURN INTO A GIANT
MONKEY!?!!!!”
“Uhhhhhhhhhh, no?”
“GAH!!! No wonder mother never invited you to the family reunions.....
no matter.... WHERE AM I!!! THIS IS NOT THE
REAL WORLD!!!”
“Well, I guess the transfer wasn’t complete.... and only half of your soul
is in the child.
“HALF!?! DAMN IT WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?! GO OUT THERE AND CATCH
THAT FILTHY APE AND
BRING HIM STRAIGHT HERE TO FINISH THE PROCESS!!!” screamed Freeza as one
of the Ginyu Force walked up to
him.
“Sorry to hear that man. Here, have a puzzle block, Satan gave it to me
and I thought you should have it,” said Guido
as he handed him the small multicolored box.
“What the hell is this thing?”
“A puzzle cube. All you have to do is put all the colors on one side.”
Freeza grabbed the tiny enigma and sat down. He
then proceeded to turn and twist each side as the other.
Back up above.....in some television station.......
“People.... we are in trouble. We haven’t had a decent news story in days
now. Unless we can find something that will
pull this station from the brink of closing down..... not only will tens
of hundreds of good hearted americans will lose
their jobs..... but Western City will lose a valuable resource to learn
what is happening with the friends, countrymen,
and fellow communities,” spoke the boss as he bowed his head and held his
hands back.
“Sir, there’s another giant ape attacking,” spoke a copy boy.
“Oh, no one cares about the giant ape terrorizing the city. That stuff
is far too old and......”
“SIR!!! YOU’VE GOT TO HEAR THIS!! CARSON DALY IS GOING OUT WITH SOME CHICK
NAMED CECIL!!!”
“WELL WHAT ARE YOU ALL STANDING AROUND!! YOU ALL BETTER BE THE FIRST ONES
THERE OR ITS YOUR
JOB!!!” screamed the news editor as the giant ape walked by. The Z-Fighters
floated towards the Oozaru.... Goku,
could only think of one thing as the giant ape held him in his clutches.
“Man I’m starving. HEY!!! HEY!!!!” screamed Goku.
“What is it, Goku?” asked Krillan.
“Could you all go and buy me a few dozen cheeseburgers and a large fry?”
he asked as he took out his Gameboy and
continued where he was.
“Gee, I think we should be saving the city right now... oh well, they can
wait. I’m sure they are use to giant apes
walking around here by now. COME-ON GUYS!! OFF TO McDonalds!!!” cried Gohan
as the group descended to the
Golden Arches below. His hand reached for the door.
“GOHAN!!!!”
“*gulp* ....yes... Pi-pi-piccolo?”
“Your father is up there in the clutches of Vegeta’s son. Do realize how
precious time is right now!?!” Gohan sweated a
bit then smiled.
“I’m sorry, guys, I wasn’t thinking. WE NEED TO GO TO DRIVE THROUGH!!!”
“You are learning Gohan-san. I will buy you a happy meal for your diligent
thinking.”
Inside in McDonalds.....
“Oh my GOD!!! They are--they are coming!!!” cried an employee.
“QUICK!!! PUT OUT THE CLOSED SIGNS!!!”
“Sir, we are 24 hour truck stop, sir.”
“Damn, those politicians. Forcing us to slave day and night so we can make
them rich.... JENNIFER!!! ARE YOU??”
“Yes sir, I have already laid out ninety-eight patties with a large fry
cooking. We WILL MAKE THE 3 MINUTE TIME
LIMIT!!!”
*bing bing*
“Thank you for McDonalds, would you like to try a combo today?” asked Megan
in a sweet heavenly voice.
*No thanks.I just want 98 cheeseburgers, no ketchup add mayonnaise and
one large fry.*
“I have 98 cheeseburgers, no ketchup add mayo, and a large Sprite?”
*FRIES!!! I SAID FRIES YOU ZIT FACED BAKA!!! I AM THE GREAT PRINCE OF SAIYANS!!!
HOW DARE YOU GET
MY ORDER WRONG!!!!*
“Okay 98 cheeseburgers, no ketchup add mayo, and a large FRY!!!”
*Oh, and could you add a four piece chicken nugget happy meal?*
“*cough cough sputter sputter*NO!!! How DARE THEY CHANGE THE ORDER!!!!
How much time is left!!!”
“40 seconds sir.”
“DAMN IT!!! HURRY UP WITH THOSE NUGGETS!! QUICKLY!!”
“Sir your total comes to 105.23, please proceed to the window,” spoke the
manager as he grabbed the microphone
from the employee.
*...................*
*click*
“They’re coming!! We only have fifteen seconds!!!” replied Megan as the
workers handed her the food and she handed it
to the manager.
“I’VE GOT THE HAPPY MEAL!!!” screamed another employee as he tossed it
to the manager. He breath a sigh of relief
as he hands it to him with two seconds to spare.
Gohan then looked inside.
“Hey, where’s the toy at?”
“Uh oh. Looks like someone was late delivering our dinner. Hmmm, guess
we get it for free.... again,” grinned Vegeta
as he snatched the money. The managers eyes turned a fiery red. The Z-Fighters
ran for their lives as they were
bombarded with ki blasts and a kamehameha.
“OH MAN!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO OFF AND PISS OFF THE FAT GUY!!!” muttered
Krillan.
“PISS OFF!?! THAT WAS THE MAIN REASON HE WAS HIRED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!”
replied Vegeta as they all
flew back up the ape and to their surprise....
*jiggggllly pufffff jigggllllllliiiiiiyyy pufffff* sung the little Gameboy
as Vegeta’s son held Goku while sitting down on some
house with its feet wading in the city pool.
“Well, well, looks like that thing actually has a use after all!” spoke
Vegeta as he turned towards the tail.
“Well, time to change you back to normal,” said Krillan as he rose a hand
and began to form a disk. Then, it hit him. A
large ki blast appeared out of no where and slammed straight into him.
The others turned to see a lizard like figure.
Vegeta’s mouth hung open.
“It.... it can’t be....” he murmured. The figured stepped out. His hand
still was eclipsed with smoke from the blast.
“....hello, you must be.... Vegeta..... Prince of the monkeys I presume?”
“WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!” bellowed Piccolo as the others
began to readied there
energies.
“I am Freeza’s third cousin twice removed and that dirty ape up there,
will soon be used as the host for Freeza’s new
body. The day that man made sushi of Cousin Freezy, the day that man sitting
up wasting away precious hours on that
silly toy was the day we knew that Freeza needed a stronger body..... a
Saiyan. Vegeta would be too hard to control
with his intelligent and strong mind. Gohan cannot be controlled because
he is too strong willed. Goku.....”
“let me guess, because he’s a Super Saiyan?”
“...no, I had trouble finding enough activity in his brain to control with.
But a little baby boy? That.... we can mold it like
a piece of clay and call it our own. No memories to create fear. No love
to dilute the senses, no guilt... the perfect
assassin and future ruler of all the universe,” he smirked.
“Do you know what..... DID YOU JUST REALIZE THAT YOU JUST GAVE OUT YOUR
WHOLE PLAN!?! No wonder the
author didn’t give you a name!!” Freeza’s TCTR widen his eyes.
“Well..... guess what, you’ll-- have to go through me!!!” he said trying
to sound gung ho. “But there is one thing I forgot
to mention. If my powers can’t beat you.....” his face began metamorph,
twisting into something more familiar.
“Then I guess I’ll have to change into someone who will.,” smirked Freeza’s
TCTR/Goku as his hair turned a bright
blond and his eyes glowed an emerald green.
narrator: And now a commercial break from one of our sponsors....
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and now back to the 9 Months Saga
Freeza’s TCTR/Goku stood there. He smirked as the familiar gold aurora
surrounded him. There was only one thing on
Goku’s mind right now as he stood there inside Vegeta’s son’s hand.
“OWWW, OKAY OKAY I’LL FEED YOU ANOTHER CHEESEBURGER!!” he yelped as he
dug into the bag, tore off the
wrapper and chucked it inside its mouth. He had to keep it busy, long enough
for them to defeat Freeza’s TCTR. From
the way he’s sitting, he couldn’t really cut off his tail. All he can do
is wait and watch the others take him out.
Meanwhile.... down below......
“You think we can take him?” asked Krillan.
“I don’t care if he has the power of Goku. With someone who’s only called
‘Freeza’s third Cousin Twice Removed’?
We’re gonna pound the living tar out of him!!” growled Piccolo as he charged
forward towards him. Freeza’s TCTR/Goku
smirked as he merely twisted and turn with each punch, dodging them with
the ease. Freeza’s TCTR/Goku ducked a
punch and then connected it with an uppercut into Piccolo’s jaw. Blood
dripped a bit from his mouth as Gohan ran up
towards him and started a blur of kicks. Freeza’s TCTR/Goku responded by
taking the back of his forearms and
blocked his face.
All of a sudden Krillan jumped in and started fighting from the other side.
Freeza’s TCTR/Goku snarled as he let loose a
burst of energy that slammed Krillan into a wall and Gohan towards the
ground. Goku gasped as his eyes narrowed. He
clenched his fists from the sight as he watched Freeza’s TCTR/Goku pick
up Gohan and slam repeatedly against the
wall.
“What’s the matter? Can Freeza’s little cousin can’t take on anyone but
a pathetic little boy? Why don’t you fight a
REAL Saiyan,” spoke Vegeta as he folded his arms across his chest. Freeza’s
TCTR/Goku smiled as he dropped
Gohan.
“Why do you say that? You yourself was killed by my cousin, who in turn
was annihilated by Goku. Do you really think
you can challenge me?” he asked as Krillan and Piccolo got up in a ready
stanza. Vegeta glared at the two. They
looked at each other and backed off of Freeza’s TCTR/Goku. “So be it.”
Vegeta grinned as he leaped forward and charged forward towards him. Freeza’s
TCTR/Goku readied his fists as
Vegeta came closer and closer.... then vanishes?
*BOOM* his fists went as he reappeared behind him and slammed it against
his back. Vegeta then connects it with a
knee jab into the stomach flinging him in the sky. His breath stifled a
bit as Vegeta flew above him and maniacally
bombards him with his machine gun ki blasts. Freeza’s TCTR/Goku slammed
into the ground. He lazily pulled himself
only to get a torpedo kick in the spine.
“Hmmph, just what I thought. Don’t think I’ve never heard of you, I even
know your real name. I also know what race
you’re a hybrid of. And I know that it doesn’t matter who you change into,
you’ll still be the same power level.... in fact
even lesser considering it takes up quite a bit of energy to change in
the first place. See you in the next demens***” all
of a sudden a woman in a nurse’s out fit comes forth and sinks her high
heel into his chest. Her body turned and
roundhouse him in the face. Vegeta clutched his chest for a second as the
woman bent down and then slammed her
foot at his jaw.
“Jelly Bean!!! My LOVE!!!” cried Freeza’s TCTR as the nurse grabbed Vegeta
into a headlock and slammed him into the
concrete below them. Vegeta looked up at the two as Freeza’s TCTR/Goku
placed an arm around the nurse. “Is she
not beautiful? Dr. Gero made her for me, me, and only m***”
“GOKU!?!! HOW DARE YOU GO OFF WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!!!” shouted Chi Chi as
she mysteriously appears out
of the middle of nowhere.
“Uh oh,” he muttered, totally forgetting to change back to his original
image. Chi Chi ran and grabbed the android by the
hair.
“THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH MY MAN, B****!!!” she cried as she pimped
slapped her head. “I’ll make
sure to open a good solid can of whup a** on muter-f***** body,” she cried
as she tossed her in the same pool that the
Oozaru’s feet was in. All of a sudden, her body short circuited, frying
the Oozaru’s body a little. Its eyes turned a blood
red as it rose up and started its carnage once more.
“Oh MAN; now I gotta get out of here so I cut the tail,” Goku muttered
to himself as he desperately tries to pull himself
free. All of a sudden, the Oozaru started regenerating. His hair began
to disappear as it grew shorter and shorter until it
was once more a newborn child. Goku carefully picked him up. He then removed
his blue shirt to use as a blanket to
hold him in. Goku turned behind him and saw the giant tail, laying there,
limp as a cold dead corpse and standing
beside it, was Trunks, his sword bloodied quite a bit.
“I was wondering where you were at. Hey wait a second, why did it take
you so long?”
“Eh, I had to go get me something to eat McDonalds.”
Back at the other area........
Vegeta smirked as he sat up, clutching the wound that the android caused
with her high heels. “LOOKS LIKE MR. I’M
SO TOUGH BECAUSE I’M FREEZA’S THIRD COUSIN TWICE REMOVED ISN’T SO TOUGH
ANYMORE!! Pitiful. I
would’ve expected better to come. Guess I was wrong,” he mocked as he placed
his hand on his cheek and nodded his
head. Freeza’s TCTR/Goku growled as he ran forwards and slammed right into
Vegeta. Vegeta then followed through
with a jab to the jaw. The two fighters then backed off.
Freeza’s TCTR/Goku formed his hand into a clam to the side.
“KAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAA-MAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
he screamed. Vegeta prepared to block..... then realized nothing was coming at him.
Down in hell......
“YOU DORK!!!! ITS KamehaMEha!!! EVEN I KNOW THAT AND I DON’T EVEN USE THAT
ATTACK!!!!!!” shouted Freeza
as he worked the puzzle cube. “GAH!! Just when I had all the red and greens,
I ended up needing to place the whites....
NO WONDER THIS STUPID THING GOT PUT DOWN HERE!!!” he grumbled.
Up above....
“....oh..... Um well then....
KAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEE-”
“HA!!!”
shouted a voice as a large ball of energy slammed into Freeza’s TCTR/Goku.
His body rolled and rolled, morphing back
into its original state. Goku stood there as smoke blew from his hands.
Freeza’s TCTR sneered but then widen his eyes. In Chi Chi’s hands was the
newborn.
“....the child..... GIVE IT TO ME!!!” he screamed as he leaped to his feet.
“I think not, why should we?” asked Goku as Vegeta slowly got up. Freeza’s
TCTR smirked; then he started to laugh!?!
“Heh heh, yes, I admit it. I CAN be a little naive at times, and I do make
silly mistakes. But I can guarantee you, I am
not as stupid as I look..... take a look over there. My oh my, what does
it look like? A bomb of course. I don’t have the
power my Cousin Freezy has to make a Dama to blow this planet up. SO I
MADE A SIMULATOR INSTEAD!!! But..... if
you care about this planet..... I COULD deactivate it in exchange for the
child.” He then turned towards the Prince of
Saiyans. “Vegeta, here is your chance. I’ve been watching you and your
mate for the last 9 months now. You wanted
out, this is the way. No guilt over no one taking care of him. He won’t
be lonely. He’ll be treated like a Prince just like
you once were.”
“Fuck off, Freeza’s whatever the hell you are. I am NOT selling his soul
to him like I did with mine.”
“Then I hope you enjoy going out..... with a big bang!!” he laughed as
everyone crowded around the bomb.
“Oh god, why couldn’t King Kai have trained me to do stuff like this!?!”
whimpered Goku as he began to bite his nails.
“What if we threw it in the sky?” asked Krillan.
“No good, the shockwave alone would take out Western City,” muttered Piccolo.
“How much time do we have?”asked Vegeta.
“uuuhhh, it says 10 minutes!!”
“NOOOOOOOO, BUT I DON’T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN!!!!!” screamed Krillan as
he tucked his head between his
knees.
“I think I can deactivate it,” spoke a voice.
“TRUNKS!!YOU’RE HERE!!!!” said Goku. Trunks slapped himself.
“...so much for keeping secrets.....”
“Can you really solve it?”
“Yeah, my mom had me take a course in it in high school. She figured it
would come in handy someday,” he replied as
he knelt down. “Okay, lets see here.....wow... a Mark989Semi-copper-Modulm
TNT device. Did you realize this thing
has the capacity of atomizing from here to Kentucky?”
“JUST HURRY UP AND DEACTIVATE THE BLASTED THING ALREADY!! WE ONLY HAVE....
8 MINUTES!!!”
screamed Vegeta as he started wring his neck. The others held him back
as Trunks went back to his work. His hands
hovered over and then removed the control panel. 13 different collared
wires surrounded the timer. His hand pulled out
one wire.... the clock stopped.
“YEAH, WAY TO GO,TRUNKS!!” smiled Gohan as Goku slapped him on the back.
“Wait, I’m not done, that only temporarily shuts the clock down so I can
begin the real work,” he said as he rubbed his
back.
“Well why are you just sitting there?”Trunks leaned forward. He squinted
his eyes. His hands shook.
“Guys, I can’t see; I think Goku knocked my contact lens out and they’re
somewhere on the ground.”
The others screamed as they frantically searched the ground........ *CRACK*
“Problem,” muttered Piccolo as he looked at the back of his foot.
“WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!” cried Gohan.
“Don’t worry, guys, I have a little bit of telepathy. I CAN DISARM THE
BOMB!!!” cried Goku. Everyone looked at each
other.
“WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!” screamed Gohan.
“Oh son, don’t you have confidence in me?” asked Goku.
“.....uh....no.”
Trunks closed his eyes. Goku shut his as well as he reached out into the
panel.
*can you feel the meta tap?*
*The thing that’s the shape of a donut?*
*That’s it. Pry it off. But don’t allow any of the metal parts to touch
the sides of the bomb.*
*Okay*
“Guys, the clock is starting..... AT ONE MINUTE TO GO!!!” screamed Krillan.
“Don’t worry Krillan, Trunks says we are almost there.”
*Okay Goku, there are three wires, one will detonate the bomb at the start,
one will reduce time to ten seconds, the
other will shut it down completely*
*I hear you Trunks. Which wire do I pull?.... Trunks....... Trunks you
there?*
“zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, don’t worry doc, I’ll count backwards from a hundred again.
99...98....*yawn*97.....
96.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
“Great, just great, NOW the sleeping gas takes effect!!” complained Vegeta.
“LOOK, Trunks said that one of the wires will shut it off.... but which
one?”muttered Goku.
“Maybe its the red one, I mean red is my favorite colour,” said Chi Chi.
“I think its the blue one,” spoke Krillan.
“What do you think,Goku?” asked Piccolo. Goku stared at the wires. His
hand slowly motioned towards it and jerked
the red one.
*10 seconds until detonation*
“Whoops....”
“YOU IDIOT!!! WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WAS THE RED ONE!?!”
“....uh... I guessed.” Vegeta slapped himself.
Narrator: Goku turned his head towards the wiring. He knew the world was
in his hands. He knew that everything that
lived on Earth was at stake!!What brilliant strategy has this Super Saiyan
come up with now?
“Enie menie mighty moe, catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers let him
go, enie menie mighty ..... MOE!!” he shouted as
he reached for the yellow wire.
“Wait!” Piccolo exclaimed.
“Huh?” Goku asked as he looked up.
“Why not ask the narrator?” He asked as he looked up.
“Hey, Narrator! Tell us! Which wire should Kakorot cut!”
Narrator :Look, I can’t tell you which wire it is.
“Why not?” whined Goku .
“Adds suspense. Besides, you guys are the heroes. You guys should figure
it out. Goku is a very smart guy after all.”
The others glanced at each other and then at Goku.
“Awww... thanks!” Goku gushed as he snagged the yellow wire.
Narrator: All of a sudden, a blast errupted.Energy began to send energy
all around, atomizing all that it touched......
and soon... the world was no mor***
“WRONG SCRIPT!!!!” cried Vegeta.
Narrator: Oh, sorry. Hmmm, I’ll be darn, they are still alive!!!
Chi Chi walked over and handed Vegeta his newborn son. It felt so strange
at first. Holding something far weaker then
his own.
“.....my...child....” he muttered. He never realized how good it felt to
hold something so helpless as this... and the
thoughts that he could create it into a fine warrior.
Goku looked around as he started scratching his head.
“Goku, what are you look for?” asked Krillan.
“Its just that.... where did Freeza’s Third Cousin Twice Removed and his
android go?”
“Hmph, they probably ran away. That’s what separates him from the real
Freeza. Freeza will take care of things right
here and right now. His cousin seems to hide and wait for opportunity to
strike. With him as a shape shifter and that
nurse looking like just another ordinary girl, I doubt will be able to
find them. But they can’t hide forever,” spoke Piccolo
as they turned towards Vegeta as he held his son. For the first time. Not
even caring about seeking and destroying the
enemy.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“And so that was how you were born. Bulma wanted to name you after that
purple haired brat from the future. Bah,
women. Oh well, she said I get to name the next one. I’ll make sure to
pick something out that won’t be as vulgar as
‘Trunks’. I did however get Vegeta as your middle name. It ain’t much,
but the Vegeta name lives on. MWHA HA HA
HA... eh, I better not laugh so hard. God that story was long. If I were
to wake you up now, I’ll have to tell the whole
thing over again. Why am I talking to you? You are only a year old and
can barely walk; can’t even speak either.”
Goku: HEY VEGETA!! COME QUICK!! ITS EVOLVING!!!!
“*sigh*. Now I know, because I can’t find anything that’s smarter then
a grapefruit anymore here on this planet. Well, I
gotta go now. Its March 12. Time for me to send some Androids to the scrap
yard. Ahhh, I haven’t had a glorious fight
since Namek. Well...... goodnight.”
Vegeta slowly exited the nursery room. He enjoyed going in there. Gives
him a chance to brag about his glory and
such,while his child would smile and giggle.
Trunks slowly opened his eyes as he laid there.
“...dad-dy...” it whispered as it slowly closed its eyes and cuddled the
warm blanket and the small brown teddy bear.
The End......
A small lizard like figure watched from a window. A smile curled in his
lips as his three prong hand pressed against the
glass.
...... or is it?
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