1. What is your impression of Gary? An arrogant snot head Super Duper Fantabulos! Eh... Who?
2. Is Gary what you would call, a good pokémon trainer? Duh! It's Gary! Of course he is... Phh, Gary is a nothing, an amateur! Down with Gary! Eh, he's ok... Who?
3. Gary or Ash? Gary of course! Are you insane? How could you even ask me that?? I don't care. Gary is an arrogant goon. Besides, he doesn't have a cool pokémon league cap like my man, Ash! Who?
4. Walk or drive? Who cares? Which ever... Walking is good exercise, and destroys fat. I'm too cool for a car! Three cheers for my ability to move! Driving is faster, stress free on the legs and red convertibles are the groovist things this side of pokémon island. Driving is the greatest source of transportation. What am I doing here? Where am I?
5. Catch pokémon, or wait till they follow me? One of the great challenges of pokémon training is catching them. Only lossers wait around, scared of wasting pokéballs because they're too weak to fight! Which ever is more convenient... Catching pokémon is bad. Besides, since I'm such a hip and wonderful trainer, the pokémon flock to me, begging for me to train them. What are pokémon? I'm so confused...