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What exactly is Afro-Man?
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For those of you out there, who are so uncool that you have never heard of Afro-Man, let me break it down for you. Afro-Man was spawned from me when I let my hair get out of control. My friends quickly picked up the name I called myself, beign Afro-Man. Afro-Man is not a real person, but the spirit of a person who has puffy hair, or an afro. Pretty soon I had to cut my hair, but Afro-Man did not die, rather I passed on the torch of Afro-Man. Losing touch with Afro-Man was one of the hardest things I had to do in life, other than passing the 8th grade. Soon enough the spirit of Afro-Man returned to me, and the cycle continues to this day.
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What are Afro-Man's super powers?
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The spirit of Afro-Man, grants the current holder with super skills in many things. He is able to rap and beat box like a god. He becomes good at running, and finds that he is instantly a pimp (Or pimpette, even girls can be Afro-Man). Also he is granted a beautiful singing voice for no reason at all! But there is a downside to this, almost seemingly perfect, spirit. The cost of hair gel can run very high, and some of the people, who dont follow Afro-Man, will ridicule you.
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How can I become Afro-Man?
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You can easily become a follower of Afro-Man and very possibly him. All you do is let your hair grow out, all the time saying that you are following Afro-Man's teachings. When it is one foot at length, gel it into a afro. This is the first step to becoming Afro-Man. After wearing your afro for 2 weeks, send the current Afro-Man a picture of you and your afro, and you will be claimed the new Afro-Man.
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Who is the current Afro-Man?
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