The Guys Get Jobs If you are anything like us, you have probably thought to yourself, "Gee, I know my guy kicks ass as a Gundam pilot or ruler of OZ or being an all around sexy man, but what would they do without those motivations?" Well, here's the answer. So without futher ado find out what what mayhem and mischief the Gundam characters will bring in a 9 to 5 workday. »Home»Humor»Gundam Employment Agency»

Heero Yuy Name: Odin Lowe Jr. Occupation: software designer at Microsoft Favorite Saying: "Download complete."

Although he's only a mere fifteen years old, Odin has made quite a name for himself at Microsoft, Inc. He's designed such programs as Advanced Minesweeper, Windows ZS (Zero System), and Quicken for Hackers. Despite the fact that some of his ideas are a little...uh...extremist, the Execs are extremely pleased with his growing talents. Oh yeah- he's also the one responsible for that whole Y2K scare thing. And you thought all that bank software was designed with two-digit dates on accident...

Duo Maxwell Name: Maxamillion ("Max") Occupation: stripper/male model Favorite Saying: "I may charge a lot but I never dissapoint; that's me in a nutshell."

The other man in this picture did not wish to reveal his identity. His privacy has been secured by law and by the little black censor bar. He is, however, a great enthusiast of Max's work.

After getting out of the clergy business, Maxamillion (or just "Max") became interested in the modeling business. I mean, after seeing all those sexy men standing around in their underwear wouldn't you be interested, too?! *ahem* So, he went to the nearest agency on L2 and signed on with Howard, the best in the business. But before Max could make it big on the magazine covers, Howard said he had to build a repetoire. And boy, did he ever. Max soon became the hottest, most well-paid stripper in the business, but don't let that fool ya: he only strips (he's Catholic after all). Soon, all of the top designers were clamoring for Max. He really hit it big as the centerfold in the August edition of "OZ", and from then on, well, it was nothing but fame, fortune, and lots of nudity.

Trowa Barton Name: Triton Jesse Springer Occupation: late night talk-show host Favorite Saying: "What are those noises? They're my...fans!"

Little Triton realized early on in life that his calling did not lie with the circus as his parents had encouraged him. Instead, he headed off to the center of all pop culture, New New Los Angeles on L3. There, he became a faithful fan of television talk-shows and late night TV, doning role models of such prestigious figures as Quinze O'Brian and Sally Rock. Not long after, Triton signed on with an agent and soon replaced the renowned Tuberov Letterman on his late night talk show. It's now called "Late Night With A Unibang," and with Triton's sharp wit and even sharper hair, it's not wonder the show's become the biggest success story of the post-post-post war era.

Quatre Raberba Winner Name: Q-Diddy Occupation: rapper Favorite Saying: "We shouldn't be singing at all!"

Well, living in the desert finally got to Q's head. One day, his brain fried and he flipped, buying out every CD store in L4 (all one of 'em) of their rap artists. He was tired of the innocence, which coincidentally was the name of his first album, "No Innocence." Finally, armed with his legion of 40 faithful over-sized men, he stormed into Atlantic Records and signed a contract. Nowadays, Q Diddy is known all over the urban charts for such hits as "Getcha Sand On," "Baby, War Got Wack," "Where My Gundams At," and "What? Ma Name Is...Q Diddy". He is currently on the Underground Tour with his close friend, Abdoul Shady.

Chang Wufei Name: Nataku Emeril Occupation: sushi chef Favorite Saying: "If it's done by a woman, it's not sushi. It's injustice."

When Nataku was married to a champion martial artist at the young age of 14, a legend was born. His wife, Meiran, having to dedicate all her time to improving her skills, never had time to learn how to master the simple things in life. Like cooking. So, for once, Wufei took it upon himself to learn how to do a "woman's job." After a few crash courses with "An Idiot's Guide to Sushi," Nataku displayed a natural talent and soon became the world's foremost sushi expert. His culinary excellence is responsible for such masterful creations as the "Bam! roll," "Shenlon Sea Urchin roll," and "Baka Onna roll."