"Sailor Hula Appears Part 3"
Ok peoples, aliens, and weird little midgets in cow costumes!
Weird Little Midget in Cow Costume: HEY!
Whoops! Sorry there little dude!
WLMICC: LITTLE?! Who you callin' little?!
OK! Sheesh! Ugh. For all you weird people who didn't read the first
and second part, they met Sailor Hula, Serena-chan bit Raye-chan's
hand and she had to go and get stiches and found that Sailor Hula is
a doctor as well as a Sailor.
(in anouncers voice) And now, SAILOR HULA APPEARS
PART 3!!
"Mercury...Bubble...BLAST!!" Sailor Mercury threw her bubbles at a
demon.
"Ha, ha, ha!" The demon snorted. "Bubbles?! You think that
BUBBLES are gonna stop me? Ha, ha, ha!"
"Mars...Fire Ball...BLAST!!" Sailor Mars shot fire out one hand.
"OK, now fire just might work...EEK!" The monster ran around the
parking lot screaming. "AAAH!! MY TAIL IS ON FIRE!!"
"Um, Sailor Mars?" Sailor Moon asked. "Why did you shoot one
handed?" Sailor Mars glared at her.
"Because," she said, "SOME people don't know where to bite their
cookies!"
"Oh. Eh heh heh heh...sorry."
"Yeah, you should be!"
"Um, guys? I think the monster is back." Said Sailor Venus.
"Right! I'll finish it off with my moon septer!" Sailor Moon said.
"Moon...Septer..ELIMANATION!!" Sailor Moon cried. The demon
screamed, but did not die.
"What the-" Sailor Mars said.
"HA HA HA!! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!" Then out of nowhere, came a
voice.
"Lai...flowers...FLING!" A million pink, yellow, and purple flowers
came flying out of the bushes.
The monster crumbled into dust.
"Humph. Dumb monster. You OK?" Sailor Hula said, walking out of the
bushes.
"Uhh, yess, we're OK, but how on earth did you kill that thing when
I couldn't?" Sailor Moon said.
"Well, you see, I have powers that are more powerfull then all of
yours, and those flowers were acually made of energy. When they hit
the demon, the energy flows through it's body, making it so all evil
in it disapears. And monsters are made of all evil."
"Ooh, OK."
"BWA HA HA HA HA!!" Said a voice suddenly. All of the Sailors
whirled around.
"Who are you?" Sailor Jupiter cried. A man in a yellow tuxedo was
floating in the air.
"I am Tuxedo Lemon. And you may have killed my monster, but you will
not defeat me! MUWA HA HA HA!!"
"That's funny," Sailor Hula said, getting ready for another lai
attack. "That's what your monster said! Lai Flowers FLING!!"
Tuxedo Lemon smiled. And to Sailor Hula's horror, grabbed the attack
and threw it back at them. All of the Sailors jumped into the air
and landed in the huge crator that the attack had made.
"Oh great," said Sailor Moon. "This is gonna be hard.
Three hours later the Scouts where still fighting.
"Jupiter...Thunder...Clap...ZAP!!" Sailor Jupiter threw her attack,
but was only flung into a wall. "OW! Son of a-dang that hurt."
"That might not hurt you," said Sailor Mars. "But this will!" She
flung her fire rings at TL, but he only swallowed them.
"Hee hee hee!" Tuxedo Lemon giggled like a little girl. "You wanna
see power? I'll give ya power! TUXEDO LEMON LEMON JUICE SPRAY!!"
Lemon juice was sprayed out of TL's fingers and onto Sailor Mars.
"Ha!" Sailor Mars said. "Do you really think that lemon juice is
gonna hurt m-" Sailor Mars stopped and screamed.
"Sailor Mars!" Cried Sailor Hula. "What is it?"
"Ohh, it burns, it burns like acid!" Soon all but Sailor Moon and
Sailor Hula were on the ground screaming their heads off.
"Oh God!" Sailor Venus screamed, "Ohh, it was nice working with you
guys, see you in the after life." Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars
struggled to their feet.
"You...wont...win...this battle!" Sailor Mars cried.
"There isn't...a...chance...a chance in hell!" Sailor Jupiter said.
Tuxedo Lemon only laughed and threw more lemon juice at Sailor Mars
and Sailor Jupiter. They both screamed and fell to the ground. They
both lay still.
"Jupiter! Mars!" Sailor Moon cried. Sailor Hula was glaring at
Tuxedo Lemon. Suddenly, she plucked off one of the grass strips on
her skirt and flew at TL.
"HULA SKIRT GRASS WHIP!!" She brought the grass down hard on TL's
face, leaving him whipping blood off his cheek. He growled at her.
"You will pay for that. I can promise that." Tuxedo Lemon suddenly
thrust his hand into the air. "My sweet demons!" He cried. "Come
fourth and distroy these sailor pests!" There was a bright flash of
light and about fifty demons with scales and blue hair. They all
screeched like eagles and blew blue fire into the sky. Sailor Moon's
eyes got huge and Sailor Hula's knees gave out and she fell to the
ground. Sailor Venus and Mercury had gotten to their feet and were
limping forward to help.
"Get Mars and Jupiter out of here!" Sailor Hula told them sharply. "The'll
die if you don't move them!" Sailor Venus grabbed Jupiter and Mars
by their under arms and dragged them to a brick wall where she
gently layed them down. Mercury whiped out her mini data computer
and began looking for weaknesses.
"Sailor Hula!" Sailor Moon cried. "Whatda we do?" Sailor Hula looked
grim.
"We fight."
Wow! Tuxedo Lemon...*shakes head* I am getting WAY to weird to be
sending these things! I have a picture of Tuxedo Lemon that I will
send too. SEND ME FEEDBACK!!
Ja Ne!
