“Tasuki-kun I think we’re in trouble no da!” “Nani? What for?” “Well it seems only couples can enter because it is ladies night and the ladies boyfriend gets what she gets as well no da.” “Why the hell did you wait till now to tell me?” “Because I did not know until now no da!”The two Seishi were in a new predicament. It seemed the bar that Tasuki insisted on walking 50 miles to is a couple’s bar tonight and all drinks were free to couples. Of course Tasuki was very upset.
“Chichiri….buddy…..you can change into a girl right? With your magic?” “N…O…Tasuki-kun no da!” “Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” Tasuki said running in his SD form around Chichiri. “Fine Tasuki but its only because I owe you no da!”
Chichiri turned into a slender, beautiful girl with big maroon eyes and long silky blue hair placed in two buns. Tasuki stood in silence as Chichiri transformed into the most beautiful women he ever saw.
“Ok lets go no da!” Tasuki was so very very happy and took Chichiri’s silky hand pulling him into the bar.
“Just water for me no da,” said Chichiri as Tasuki was drinking his weight in sake. He knew he would have to use the hotel next door because of his drunken friend. “We need money to get a hotel room no da!” Chichiri knew the only resort was to flirt with the hotel clerk in his female form, which made him mad.
At about 1:00 in the morning Chichiri finally dragged Tasuki to the hotel. “I need a room for the night no da,” he said to the ugly tall monkey like clerk. “Oh well just pay and I’ll lead you to a lovely room for you and your husband.” HUSBAND! Chichiri hid his anger and smiled politely. “I don’t have money no da. Please, a handsome man like you would not turn a lady like me into the dark cold night no da.” The clerk winked at Chichiri and said, “Fallow me this way please.”
Chichiri sat down on the bed next to Tasuki. “Time to change back to myself no da!” he said very happily. Something was wrong. Chichiri could not use his magic to change back. “What’s wrong no da? How come I can’t use my magic no da?” He pondered for awhile and thought the water at the bar did taste funny, almost like a drug. Maybe the waiter liked Chichiri’s female form so much he was determined to steal him, but Chichiri was too strong for a weak drug like that. There must have been a side effect. The drug must have been unpure. The only way to turn normal again was to go to Taiitsukun and have her undo the damage.
“Great no da,” he said sarcastically as he undressed his friend down to his underwear and rolled him on the bed. Chichiri had no problem sleeping next to his good friend because on the road it happened a lot. Chichiri toke the dress he wore off thinking ‘how do women wear these no da.’
Yawning he/she got into bed naked because being a guy he had no female modesty.
In the morning Tasuki opened his eyes and yawned. “Man Chichiri, you always find a way to get us a room. You’re the best buddy.” Tasuki ripped the blankets off his friend. “Rise and shine ya baka!” All he saw was a mass of blue hair and a slender perfect female body sleeping on her tummy. “What the? Where the fuck is Chichiri? Who the hell is this women?” Tasuki was blushing so very hard and stared at the body. A moan came from the women and she rolled over. Tasuki got a nosebleed that did not let up. “I….must have got so drunk that I slept with a woman… but I’m a virgin…what the hell!” Tasuki did not lay his eyes off her perfect body waiting to be touched. He bent over and kissed the girl on the lips unknowingly.
“AHHHHHHH Tasuki-kun don’t kiss me no da!” Tasuki looked at the female Chichiri in surprise. Chichiri got up and bonked Tasuki on the head. “What do you think I am no da? Some women that slept with you no da?” “What the fuck Chichiri why are still a girl?” Tasuki watched the rhythmic bouncing with drool coming from the corner of his lips. Chichiri bonked Tasuki on the head again and covered up with a sheet. “ITAI YOU ASS!” Tasuki reached out to grab Chichiri and beat him to a pulp but grabbed a round soft object. “AHHHHHH don’t squeeze no da you pervert no DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
So Chichiri had to explain to his friend what happened the night before as he got back into the Chinese dress and Tasuki rubbed his head from the wounds Chichiri inflicted on him. “Damn it Chichiri that’s another 50 fucken miles we gotta walk.” Chichiri sighed. “Well would you rather I stay like this no da?” Tasuki got up and declared, “well then lets get some better walkin’ clothes for ya.”
“We have no money Tasuki-kun no da. NO MONEY NO DA!” Chichiri yelled trying to tell Tasuki that they would have to walk like this. “Damn it. You think that the suzaku seishi would get better treatment then this.” “Must we always barrow money from the palace no da?”
The two walked onto a dusty path, which started their new journey. Kind hearted Chichiri started lightly cursing at the bouncing breasts he unfortunately had. Tasuki giggles to himself at the now cursing monk.
“Man Chichiri I have never seen you so mad over breasts,” Tasuki giggled and fell on his back on the road pointing and laughing. “TASUKI-KUN NO DA!!!!! How would you like me to give YOU breasts no da?” “Well I’d like to see that since you can’t use your magic at the current moment,” Tasuki got up giggling to himself while brushing off dirt from his clothes. “But Chichiri, you look soooo sexy!” Tasuki was having too much fun harassing the blue haired and breasted monk. “No one is laughing no da” “I’m laughing,” Tasuki burst out in another laughing spell. “Don’t get your PANTIES in a bunch!”
Chichiri walked faster very mad at Tasuki’s joking. “Wait up,” Tasuki wailed. It was nightfall again and Chichiri dropped his stuff on the ground under a tree. He/she laid down and curled up in a ball. Tasuki curled up in a similar ball next to Chichiri. Chichiri was so hurt by his joking the he did not even notice Tasuki next to him. Tasuki looked at the monk and could see he/she was sad from his joking. He felt bad for making fun of his companion on his insane drinking trips. It was all because of Tasuki insisting on going to that bar that made Chichiri like this.
Staring at Chichiri’s face he could not believe how beautiful he/she was as a woman. Chichiri was in deep sleep. Tasuki reached out his hand and smoothed out the hair from Chichiri’s now women face. “I’m sorry buddy,” Tasuki said as he drifted asleep.
As the days passed on with the journey of Chichiri and Tasuki going to see Taiitsukun something changed. Tasuki found of himself staring at Chichiri more often and saying to himself, “He looks so much like Rei-Rei.” Tasuki cursed himself for thinking of his friend in that way. But he could not help himself as he looked into the beautiful maroon eyes to start falling in love with the female Chichiri. Tasuki denied this to himself but there was no way to hide what he really felt.
It was the last day of the journey to Taiitsukun’s and Tasuki was very sad he would lose the female version. It would be like losing Rei-Rei all over again without expressing himself.
“Tasuki soon I will be your old buddy again no da.” Chichiri almost skipped he was so happy. He/she sang to herself in an angelic voice. Tasuki could not take it anymore. He ran up behind the happy Chichiri and grabbed him/her. “Awwwww Tasuki-kun want hugs no da,” Chichiri said as he/she hugged back. He/she felt something and looked at Tasuki’s face. There was tears streaming down his friend’s face. “Tasuki what’s wrong no d…?” His words were cut off as a kiss was laid on his/her lips. Chichiri pushed Tasuki’s shoulders but with out being a man or without powers there was no way to push the lug off of him.
“I love you female Chichiri,” Tasuki said as he wrestled Chichiri softly to the ground and kissed his/her neck. “Tasuki!!!!!!” The ‘no da’s’ were no longer present as Chichiri panicked. “Tasuki please you don’t know what your doing! Please I’m your traveling partner Chichiri, not a girl!” “I don’t care I love you,” Tasuki repeated as he struggled with the dress. “You’re so beautiful how can you be a guy?” Chichiri pounded his fists on Tasuki’s head.
Chichiri was now naked and screaming like a girl about to get raped. “Tasuki how could you. This is not you!!! Not the Tasuki I know!” Tasuki looked up and shook his head as he saw tears streaming down the beauty’s face. Tasuki got up and gave Chichiri what was left of the dress. “Gomen Chichiri. I never had feelings like that before and I don’t know how to control them. I thought I hated women, but I can’t. I can’t fool myself. I’m so lonely….” Tasuki fell on the ground sobbing. Chichiri knelt down and comforted his friend.
Just then Taiitsukun popped up. “SAND WITCH!!!!!!,” Tasuki screamed as he hid behind Chichiri. “What’s going on Chichiri? Is that Chichiri?” “Hai Taiitsukun no da!” Taiitsukun laughed to herself as she heard Chichiri’s story about losing his ‘manhood’. Taiitsukun quickly reversed the curse and Chichiri looked down his shirt and cried, “No more breasts no da!” He ran around skipping and jumping turning normal then SD with a blink of the eye. It seemed the problem was averted….or was it?
