Kodachi: Greetings and welcome to *my* very own recipe section, where I'll show you just how to cook the very best. Well, you'll never be able to cook as well as I, you may even ask my dearest Ranma, but you may try. And here are just a few of my *favorite* and not so favorite recipes. *Leans a little closer* Besides how else do you expect to get a man? Hahahahahahahaha!

Kuno: Hmmm...It would seem that my twisted sister is at it again. And she has her own recipe section none the less. Just what are you up to dear sister?

Kodachi: Why, nothing brother dear, why do you ask?

Kuno: No reason, dear sister, no reason at all. Except for the fact that I must now make sure that everything you make is safe.

Kodachi: *Sigh* Why of course brother dear. You may try what ever I cook. If that's what you really wanted, but what I really want is to impress my most dearest and adorable Ranma! Is that all right with you?

Kuno: Well, that certainly sets well with me. In fact you can have Ranma *heh heh, because if my dear sister has Ranma, I can have Akane Tendo!* So go ahead and cook on dear sister! I encourage it! In fact I think I may even help you out!

Kodachi: *Hugs Kuno* Why brother dear! You are the greatest! Now let us get to work!