Burnt Padding

With the reportings of flames being tossed back and forth on my mailing lists lately, I've decided to dedicate a page to flames. Of course, I haven't *received* any yet, but I figured "what the hell?" Better be prepared than...not prepared. Yeah. What I just said. Anyhoo, here it is, just in case someone wants to give it a go with me. If not, I might be bored one day and flame myself. Who knows.