1.
What is your first action during a fight?
Snap your
fingers and send legions of unthinking minions upon
the opponent.
Suggest a
vigorous game of tic-tac-toe instead.
Look to the
heavens for inspiration.
Lightly
smack your opponent about the face with a glove -
there's no excuse for a lack of dignity.
Cleave the
opponent's skull in two and devour their
chewy-delicious brains.
If the
opponent is female, suggest you team up. If the
opponent is male, kick him in the crotch.
Giggle.
Triangulate the optimum
attack strategy before employing any manoeuvres.
Smash the
other guy up real good.
Insult the opponent's
mother, then attempt to pants him.
Yell and
shout from the sidelines as your Digimon fights
instead.
Make sure
you don't destroy the other guy unless you really
have to.
Ineffectively
latch onto his ankle.
I can't decide what my first
action would be.
2. There's
a member of the opposite sex that you really like.
What do you do?
Make lewd jokes.
Walk up to
him and demand he go out with me.
"Opposite...
sex?" What is this opposite sex you speak of?
Woo them
with money and power.
Act like a
complete idiot around them, then be surprised when
they don't want to go out with you.
Girls are
icky.
Partnership indicates a lack
of emotion, and emotions are unnecessary.
Assure them
that you're NOT the same sex as they are, despite
what everyone's saying.
Uh... which
sex would that be, then?
Look
ridiculously cute.
Fight with
the other half of my brain over which one gets
him/her first.
Say
something really profound and intelligent that he/she
will never be able to resist.
Take her to
dinner and dancing, because you know that a lady
deserves respect.
Drool on
them.
3. Boxers,
briefs, or what?
Boxers,
dude!
A little
from column A, a little from column B.
A natural
armoured shell.
Who needs
underwear?
It's
hardly a relevant query.
You ever
try wearing underwear under leather? It's no picnic.
I never
can decide.
Whatever
way the spirits move me.
Hot pants
and suspenders.
A simple
rag stained with the blood of those I have
slaughtered.
I do not
comprehend the question.
Briefs.
4. If you
could have one question answered, what would it be?
It's not
man's place to question the will of those above us.
Where the
hell do men get off being men, huh?
I don't
need any questions answered, I already know
everything.
What is
life?
Wanna play
a game?
Why do
girls run away when I get close to them?
When can I
stop pretending and start being truly me?
Can't...
decide!! Argh! My chance for infinite knowledge is
lost!!
How much
wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck? Heh... I said
"wood"...
When am I
gonna be old enough to cross the street on my own?
That's a
personal topic, thank you very much.
Milk and
sugar?
Why
doesn't anyone else grasp the sheer brillance of
Angela Anaconda?
Which part
of the human body tastes best with catsup?
5. What are
your opinions of your friends?
What is
"friend"?
They're
very understanding when I'm confused about things.
They're all
pretty cool dudes.
You can
tell the measure of a man's friends by the quality of
the man himself.
I will kill
them all when they least expect it, and feast upon
their bones.
F... f...
friends?
I exist
merely to pull them out of red jell-o.
I got
enough voices inside my own head without my friends
yammering on at me!
They're
cool, but they just don't seem to like my games.
I'm better
than all of them, and I can prove it, too. You wanna
go right now? Come on!
Whaddaya
mean by that?! You tryin' to say I don't have
friends! Well, I DO, so there!
Sometimes
I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall when I talk
to them.
They're
great - we especially like to sit around drinking
wine and talk about how evil men are.
A man is
nothing without some good friends, by jove.
6. What's
your favourite flavour of ice-cream?
Strawberry.
Mint
Chocolate Chip.
Rocky Road.
Pistachio.
Vanilla.
Bubblegum.
Peach.
Belgian
Chocolate.
Orange
Sorbet.
Rum and
Raisin.
Lemon.
Blood-soaked.
Tsk, that
stuffs rots the teeth. Have a cup of tea instead, eh
what?
Sustenance
is not required.
7. What's
your favourite TV show?
"Sex
and the City."
The
educational and informative programming. I watch in
secret.
"Bear
in the Big Blue House."
Television
fails to stimulate my cerebral cortex to any
effective degree.
"Digimon"
- truly it is a frog among princes.
"Jackass."
"Angela
Anaconda."
"The
Odd Couple."
The news.
I prefer
to make my own entertainment, by stalking and
consuming the weak and defenceless.
There
shall be none to choose from - all disparate entites
shall become one with the collective.
"Jeopardy."
I just
constantly flip through the channels.
8. What's
your hobby?
Hunting
live prey.
Meditation
and spiritual cleansing.
Ruling
with an iron fist.
Bird-watching
and stamp-collecting.
Random
games.
DIGIMON,
DUDE!
Self-Assertion
classes.
Endless
on-line surfing.
Attending
night classes on Really Hard Math.
I can
never stay focused on one thing, I'm always changing
my mind.
Video
games.
In-depth
studies of biology in an attempt to learn more about
yourself.
Spreading
glorious chaos.
9. Where do
you see yourself in twenty years?
Spreading
the message of peace, as those above us desire.
As a
professor of physics at Harvard.
I'm sure
I'll be big in business, with a lotta great friends
and lots of money!
I'll own a
noodle cart, dude!
Standing
atop the bloody remains of all life in the universe,
with me as their destroyer.
I shall be
all, and all shall be me, and we shall be one and
everything.
The first
female president of the USA, and I'll fill the
government with lots more women, too, just to shove
it down the throats of the male oppressor.
Same as now
- the coolest dude around.
Host of a
popular physical-challenge game show.
Agony
Aunt/Uncle who helps kids understand the changes
their bodies undergo as they age.
Ruler of
Ear.... I mean, computer programmer.
I'll be
retired and living out in the country.
I'll still
be doing the job I'm doing now.
Lying in a
gutter, having failed to make that one important
decision that would have made or broke my life.
10. What's
a more productive method of passing time than doing
tests like these?
Playing
"Eye Spy."
Hitting
things for the fun of it.
Hitting on
the girl that has no interest in you.
The card
game, dude, the card game.
Time is all
relative... it is how much of it we use to achieve
our goals that is important.
Watching
paint dry.
Brushing up
on etiquette. Does the salad fork go on the left or
right...?
Slaughtering
the feeble and savouring the tangy taste of their
warm blood.
Learning
more about my body.
Controlling
the airwaves.
Giving my
brain food for thought.
I think
these are a fine way to pass time... no they're not!
Yes they are! Oh YEAH? YEAH!!
Stopping
the males from taking our civil rights.
Plotting.
Oh, yes, plotting for the future...
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