TG: Okay.....Mockery time again.
Hika: Mwuhahahahaha! AND! We have a new character.
DG: Yep yep. Whom we own!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
TG: That Man scares me...
Hika: We don't own anything in this fic! But I'm sure you're glad we don't.
TG: But! We don't once again......own Taichi...@@ I WANT TO OWN HIM!
DG: I just want Goggle Koushy!
TG: WE OWN HIM! Well, the version...
Hika: And of course, the new character. WHOM YOU CANNOT KNOW ABOUT YET!
DG: YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! *glomps Goggle Koushy*
Hika: HE'S MY SPECIAL CHARACTER AND HE'S SPECIAL AND SECRET AND - *abruptly falls over and dies*
TG: Don't we? *Glomps him too*
Goggle-Koushy: >_>;
DG: *pokes Hika with a pointy stick* She died. How 'bout that.
TG: *Jabs Hika with a Fish* Shall we mourn?
DG: Yes, let's. *bows head in prayer*
TG: wait....
DG: Meh?
TG: Uh..she was a good author and we shall miss her *Prays* Amen.
Hika: *abruptly stands up again and yells loudly* AND NOW WE PRESENT TO YOU!!!!!!
A MOCKERY OF A SORATO FIC!!!
TG: We should start the actual *fic* shouldn't we? *Falls over from shock*
Hika: *smiles*
DG: *sighs* I guess so... well, then, let's get to it!
TG: I still hate the Idea.....but let's go!
Taichi: Oh, Sora, I love you!
Sora: I know...I love you deeply, but the writers say I must leave and be with Yamato.... It's out of the blue but what the hell, right?
Taichi: *snarls* Well, then... I will just have to KILL that meddling Yamato, then...
Mysterious Voice: NO! YOU MUSTN'T!
Sora: If you do that the writers will take your hair......AHHHH! *FAINTS IN SHOCK*
Mysterious Voice: IT IS ME!!!!!!!! RABID SQUIRREL MAN!!!!!!!! *makes extremely horrible squelching noises, in a bad imitation of a squirrel*
Goggle-Koushy: *Pops out of no where* Yes, You could destroy the future of the Mars mission.
Hika: *jumps in* YAY IT'S RABID SQUIRREL MAN!! YAY! YAY! YAY! *dies and gets dragged off the set by men in white coats*
TG: *Pokes Hika and throws her off a cliff along with the men in white. Waves and walks off*
Sora: Aw..Man....Now I am really ganna have to be a dress designer.....DAMN YOU TOEI!
Taichi: *whines* But I WANT to kill Yamato!! PLEASE???
Rabid Squirrel Man: NEVER!!! *attacks Taichi*
Taichi: AAAAH!! MY HAIR IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO DIE!!
Sora: Last time you did that....attacked Yamato you lost your goggle in the next season...
Hika: *screaming from offstage* RABID SQUIRREL MAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TG: GOGGGLES! *Coughs and goes away*
Taichi: Nooo!! I mustn't lose my hair, too!! NOOO!!! *flees*
Hika: *chokes on a bookmark and dies*
Sora: Where is Yamato anyways....should he be here by now or something to spoil the day?
Mimi: *walks in* YAMAATOOO AND MIIIIIIMIIIIIII! MIIIIIIMIII AND YAAAAAMMMMAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yamato: I LOVE MY MIMI DARLING! *smooches Mimi*
Sora: *Coughs. Throws the script at Yamato*
Mimi: *smooches back* YAMATO-KUN!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Taichi? @@
Yamato: *blinks as the script hits him* Hey... I'm just doing my own thing over here! Seeking happiness and all that!
Taichi: *peeks in* Er, yes? Sora dearest?
Mimi: *picks up the script and reads it*
Sora: READ IT STUPID!
Mimi: Wait a minute... this is suppose to be Mimato... ......and who's Rabid Squirrel Man?
Sora: YAMATO AND MIMI ARE TRYING TO SPOIL MY LEAD ROLE! O.o
Rabid Squirrel Man: *makes some more horrible squelching noises*
Taichi: Ewww!! HE SPIT ON MY SHOE!!!
Sora: *Cowers and covers her ears from the Rabid squirrel man*
Rabid Squirrel Man: *foams at the mouth*
Yamato: *reads the script over Mimi's shoulder* Huh? Isn't this a Sorato? Not that I want it to be! But...
Taichi: ARGH! I'm going to kill you, Rabid Squirrel Man! *runs off for a piece of paper*
Goggle-Koushy: *Suddenly leaves the fic, er, actually is dragged out by a DG*
Rabid Squirrel Man: *VERY loudly* OH NO! NOT PAPER! PAPER! MY ONE SECRET WEAKNESS!
DG: *pops head back in* I love my Goggle Koushy! *runs off again*
Rabid Squirrel Man: ... oops.
Taichi: *runs back in with the paper* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I SHALL RULE THE WOORRRRRLD OF RABID SQUIRREL MEN!!!
Sora: Oh, Yamato....*Reads her script* I love you....*Cough 'Although It's supposed to be a Taiora' cough* I love your hair....I love you eyes.....
Rabid Squirrel Man: *runs off*
Sora: *Blinks and reads the script* I have always loved you? Da heck.....
Yamato: *shrugs and snatches the script from Mimi* All the girls have to love me. It's in the contract.
Taichi: I SHALL GET YOU NOW!!! *runs off after the Rabid Squirrel Man*
Mimi: And HOW!
Sora: So is unlimited hair gel.....
Rabid Squirrel Man: YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY HORRIBLE FOAMING POWERS! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Yamato: *sighs dreamily* Ah, yes... unlimited hair gel...
Taichi: BWAHAHAHAHA!! MY PAPER WILL SOAK UP ALL THAT FOAM AND LEAVE YOU DRY!!!!!!
Rabid Squirrel Man: *grabs Yamato and rams his head at Taichi* I SHALL IMPALE YOU WITH YAMATO'S SPIKEY HAIR! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sora: Foaming powers? *Wonders if she should call animal control.* WHO LET HIM IN! He doesn't want Taichi to kill Yamato, yet he uses Yamato's hair of steel to maim Taichi..
Taichi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *cowers in a corner*
Yamato: AAAAHH! HEY!! Do you know how much time I spend making my hair look perfect?!?!?!? YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!
Bob: *o.O Comforts Taichi* He he he...don't mind me!
TG: *Drags Bob away*
Rabid Squirrel Man: It's too protect the Rabid Squirrels!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE RABID SQUIRRELS?!
Sora: *Coughs and finishes the script*
Taichi: o.O Erm... Oh, my. What a weird girl.
Yamato: *thoughtfully* I don't think anybody ever HAS thought of the rabid squirrels...
Rabid Squirrel Man: *sniff* No! They haven't!! The poor Rabid Squirrels!
Sora: Yamato I think you are a God? Who wrote this crap? I want to bare your children and be a dress maker.... ~_~ How OOC.....
Yamato: Whoa! I would kiss you were I not being restrained by a Rabid Squirrel Man! *gives a "hot-dog!" whistle*
Rabid Squirrel Man: Oh, sorry. *lets go*
Yamato: Yay! *runs over to Sora and frenches her*
Taichi: ;_; That was my girl...
Mimi: ;_; That was my man...
Sora: *Is repelled. Kisses back.* *Thinks* They better pay me a lot for this!
Taichi: *looks Mimi up and down* Does this mean we're a couple now?
Lawyer: You both will receive a 3/4th cent raise.
Mimi: *looks at Taichi* Sure, why not? *kiss Taichi*
Sora: *Stops kissing Yamato*
Yamato: YAY!!! WHOOO!!! I CAN BUY A GRAIN OF RICE FOR DINNER NOW!!!!!!!!
Sora: TAICHI @@
Taichi: *breaks off kissing Mimi* Yes, dearest?
Yamato: *does a victory dance*
Sora: *Tackles Mimi* YOU IMITATION BLONDE PINK LOVING YURI WHORE!
Taichi: o.O Cat fight!
Mimi: WAAAH!! *attacks Sora*
Yamato: *sings* I can buy some food now! 3/4 cent worth of food now!
Sora: *Does some matrix shit*
Rabid Squirrel Man: Oh no!! *tries to break it up but gets lost somewhere in the dust cloud*
Sora: o.O Since when have we been able to afford special effects?
Yamato: NOOO!!! RABID SQUIRREL MAN!!! *dives in after him*
Taichi: My girl! Whoever you are! No!!! *tries to help both girls*
Sora: I LOVE YOU TAICHI! *Scratches at Mimi*
Taichi: I love you too, Sora! *slaps Mimi*
Yamato: STAY AWAY FROM RABID SQUIRREL MAN!! HE DID NOTHING TO YOU!! *kicks Taichi in a sensitive region*
Sora: *Frenches Taichi and kick Yamato somehow*
Taichi: OWWWW!! MY ARM!!!!!!
Sora: o.O
Mimi: o.O
Sora: Men...
Rabid Squirrel Man: *is lying face down in the dirt* *horrible squelching noises again*
Yamato: *rubbing his leg where Sora'd kicked him* NO!! RABID SQUIRREL MAN!! SAY SOMETHING!!!
Bob: You poor poor mutant! *Cuddles him*
Yamato: YOU CAN'T DIE!! I LOOOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
Bob: *thwacks at Yamato*
Yamato: Ow! Hey! What was THAT for?
Rabid Squirrel Man: nyyyyyyyyyyyya.
Bob: for being born and stealing the world supply of hair gel.
Yamato: But I love my hair gel... ;_;
Bob: Yamato?
Yamato: *eagerly* Yes, Bob??
Bob: *Whispers into his ear 'Do you spike ALL your HAIR?'*
Yamato: *whispers back, eyebrows wandering all over his face* Wanna see for yourself?
Bob: *squeals excited like and drags him in the back*
All: o.O
Sora: o.O Okay....that was random....
Taichi: Erm... Yes. Yes, it was.
Sora: *coughs*
Rabid Squirrel Man: And scary.
Taichi: *shrugs* Wanna go somewhere with me?
Sora: Might as well! Just know I love Yamato for only 3/4cents raise in my salary......I am ganna go with you But I love Yamato....*shudders*
Taichi: Er... so... you love me? Yes?
Rabid Squirrel Man: *sniff* No one loves me!
Sora: Yes, but the world don't know that..it's a secret!
Bob's pet chipmunk comes out: I was rabid once? I will love you!
Rabid Squirrel Man: OKAY! *loves Bob's pet chipmunk*
Taichi: Aww, that's so sweet.
Bob's pet chipmunk: ^-^
Sora: Yes, Yes it is....*Grabs Yaichi's butt all random like*
Taichi: *moans* Oh, Sorrra...
Sora: Grr......
Taichi: *startled* Grr?!
Sora: *pounces him playfully and plays with his hair* Grr, baby....
Mimi: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Goggle-Koushy: o.O
Taichi: Ohh! I get it now! You're being sexy! Okay! *snarls at Sora and tries to bite her*
Mimi: This is really scary.
Rabid Squirrel Man: *making out with Bob's pet chipmunk*
Mimi: ... though not as scary as that.
Yamato: I'll agree with THAT.
Sora: Ain't you the bright one ~_~ *Licks his lips and stuff, forgets it a Sorato since Yamato is with Bob making it a Bobato*
Taichi: Yummy! You taste like paper! *kisses Sora's neck*
Bob: I guess it was true.....he does spike....*cough*
Sora: o.O Uh....thanks?
Yamato: Really, did you think I WOULDN'T spike? *pulls out a comb and starts perfecting his hair again*
Bob: You're so handsome.....I can't resist loving you.....*rapes o.O*
Yamato: o.O
Taichi: Erm, should I help him?
Rabid Squirrel Man: *ears perk up* OH NO! TROUBLE IN THE RABID SQUIRREL WORLD!! COME, BOB'S PET CHIPMUNK! WE MUST HELP THEM! *runs off to Rabid Squirrel World*
Taichi: Or them? Should I help anybody? Or should I just sit here and mope?
Chipmunk: @@ *follows*
Taichi: And is everyone ignoring me?!?! ... I am unloved... ;_;
Sora: Shut up.... *makes out with Taichi*
Taichi: Yay!! Somebody knows I'm alive! *makes out with Sora*
Mimi: I wonder if I'm still alive. *sniff*
Taichi: Wanna have a threesome, Mimi?
Sora: o.o
Mimi: Sure! ... *realizes what he said* ... o.O
Taichi: Awesome! *smooches Mimi*
Mimi: *shrugs*
Sora: I'm uh....*Glomps Mimi*
Taichi: *kugs Sora and Mimi*
Mimi: *glomps Sora*
~an Hour or two later~
Sora: That was great.....
Taichi: *falls asleep*
Yamato: *plaintively* Am I done being raped yet?
Bob: Yes.
Sora: Men.....
Yamato: Yay! *falls asleep*
Sora: *Looks oodly at Mimi*
Hika: Ooookie dokies! This is getting way out of hand!!! Little kids might be reading this!
Rabid Squirrel Man: If they are, there isn't much they HAVEN'T read.
DG: I agree with Rabid Squirrel Man. Whom I like. After all, he's kind of not human... yay! I like having a large non-human group around! *hugs Rabid Squirrel Man*
A mockery of a Sorato: A Sorato that turns out to be just about everything including a Bobato and a surprise couple that involves chipunks!
TG: Eww......almost a Mira
DG: Almost an everything!
Hika: Ah, variety!
TG: Including an assault how about that....
DG: Amazing... this fic had so much to offer!
TG: Our best yet *sniffles*
Hika: Thank you for reading folks - now isn't this your favorite fic of all time?
DG: Now, since it is, be sure to review!
TG: WE HAVE GOGGLE BOYS TO FRISK AND SUCH-LATERZ!
Hika: BAI BAI!
DG: Farewell!
