Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX... IT'S... A MOCKERY OF THE PENCIL SHOW!!
Hika: I have a dog! Dog! Dog!
His name is Bryce! Bryce! Bryce!
He likes to eat! Eat! Eat!
A lot of rice! Rice! Rice!
DG: I have a dog! Dog! Dog!
His name is Rick! Rick! Rick!
He likes to eat! Eat! Eat!
A lot of sticks! Sticks! Sticks!
TG: I have a dog! Dog! Dog!
His name is Reese! Reese! Reese!
He likes to eat! Eat! Eat!
A lot of cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
Hika: Hello, and welcome to A Mockery of the Pencil Show!
DG: I'll be a guest-host for today! The loooooooovely and powerful KURONEKO YAJUU!!!!
Hika: That's my sister.
TG: *Hums the opening them in her head and softly sings* I have a dog! Dog! Dog!.....His name is Chris! Chris! Chris!......He likes to eat! Eat! Eat!....The school bus seat! Seat! Seat!
DG: o.O;; Joshin, I'm not sure that, uh... rhymes.
Hika: Eat and Seat rhyme.
DG: Oh, so it does... Plus it's about Chris! Eating seats! IT'S BRILLIANT!!
TG: YAY! *Realizes it's time for introductions, Sweatdrop* Yeah, I'm Teeg! I got caught up in the moment Narou?
DG: Um... Nisou....
TG: Anyways I'm also guest-hosting! FEAR ME! *Looks into the camera*
Hika: These are my... "friends" the Goggle Joshin Trio. ^_^ And today we have a special guest... will you two do the honors?
DG: *strikes an anime pose* Sure thing! This is one of the most under-rated characters in all of LotR....
TG: *Anime sparkling eye* His name is........*Reads the Large cards with his name* Bill the pony....uh....Ladies and gentleman...BILL THE PONY!
Hika: *jumps up and down* YAY! BILL THE PONY!
*Random people lead Bill the Pony in*
Bill the Pony: ...neigh.
TG: *whispering to DG and sweatdropping* Bill the pony?....
DG: I LOVE YOU, BILL!!! *glomps Bill the Pony*
TG: O.O;;
Hika: I LOVE YOU TOO BILL! *hug*
TG: Welcome Bill the Pony!
DG: *huggles Bill* NO!! I LOVE HIM MOST!!!
TG: Don't make me separate you two. ^^;;;
Hika: I LOVE HIM MORE!
Bill the Pony: Neigh?
DG: NO!!! ME!!! I LOVE HIM THE MOST!!! ...of us. Frodo is of course the best. SQUEEE FRODO!!
Hika: YAY FRODO!
TG: Who is BILL THE PONY!?
Hika: Bill the Pony is Sam's Pony that he got from some evil dude... er... I can't remember his name. Sam through an apple at him.
TG: YAY BIGGERSTAFF! *cough*
DG: Okay, so our first question is from CandyApple. She asks, "If I were an apple, and you liked candy apples, would you like me even if I weren't candied?"
TG: O.o
Hika: What kind of question is THAT?
Bill the Pony: ...neigh?
TG: Interesting...
Hika: Really? That's GREAT!
Bill the Pony: Neighhhhh.
DG: *nods* Well, I'm not sure what kind of question it was, but that was sure a perfect answer!
TG: Amazing.... .Really.... you had.... wow... *Nods happily in agreement*
Hika: Bob The Piece of Cheese asks, "Do you like cheese, Mr. the Pony, Bill?"
Bill the Pony: Neigh!
DG: *laughs* You are TOO much!
TG: *giggles*
Hika: That's great!
Audience: -.-;;;;
TG: I HAVE ONE! *Opens the note* Chris Podman...I mean...Podima...*coughs* Asks....*Giggles* "Do you give pony rides?"
Hika: I think I know that dude...
TG: Me too....But I don't know where from *smirks into the camera all evil*
DG: *before Bill can answer* Of COURSE he does!!! *tries to jump up on Bill's back... and fails, what with being a foot tall, and all*
Hika: Um... I don't think he does.
Bill the Pony: Neigh... o.O
DG: *slides off* I guesss...... nott.... @_@
TG: Aww.....poor DG ...*Glomps* You can ride Dai-chan after the show....*Realizes how that must have sounded* I mean Dai-chan can be a horse and we can all ride him....*Growls again* I mean...Oh nevermind!
Hika: Why not Taichi?
TG: I'm riding TAICHI LATER! *Blinks and face vault* I know that sounded wrong....
DG: *coughs* Uh, yeah. Now for a commercial break!
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Hika: Have you hugged your hobbit today?
DG: I have... *_*
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TG: It's 10:15....do you know where your Chris Podima is?
Bob: Of course! *points to the CP tied up in the back yard*
TG: Industrial quality chain. Never go anywhere without it.
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DG: Anyway, we have another question here... it's from HyperManiac. They say, "HI, I LOVE YOU, WILL YOU MARRY ME, I LOVE YOU, WILL YOU BE MY HORSY????" o.o;; THAT'S MY JOB, HYPER!
TG: O.o he took something I might have used for a name....
DG: How weird. o.o;;
Hika: ...that sounded wrong.
TG: I say this question be stricken from the record!
Bill the Pony: *all scared and crap* NEIGH!
Hika: Us too, Bill the Pony. STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD!
TG: *Chibifies* @@ *Sits on Bill the pony* Weee..!
DG: o.o;;; Poor Bill... *sobs* POOR BILL!!!
TG: *Sits on his head looking down at him from above, looking all upside down* Kamris wants to know.... "It's 10:15 in the night, do you know where your Chris Podima is?" *looks up at the camera* Do you?
Cameraman: Um.... *looks guilty*
TG: O.o....
DG: Bad cameraman! Bad, bad!
TG: AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN MISTER CAMERA PERSON.....
Hika: I do! He's locked in my basement, eating rats.
Cameraman: *hangs head shamefully*
Bill the Pony: Neiiiiiighhhhhhhhh!
Hika: Really? That's where YOUR Chris Podima is?
DG: Oh, alright, alright. You're right, Bill...
TG: My word....You have that too!
DG: EVERYBODY should keep their Chris Podimas in basements.
TG: *Gets off him and returns to normal* Yup... And make sure to have plenty of dirty water and rats!
Hika: MMHMM! Our NEXT question comes from WhyIsHikaMakingMeEatRats. ......... "Bill the Pony, why is Hika making me eat rats?"
Bill the Pony: Neigh. Neigh. NEIGH!
TG: Wonderfully said.... I don't think I could have HAD a better way of putting it...
DG: Wow. Yeah. That was just... beautiful. Much better than I could've done.
TG: God you have a way with words ^^
Hika: Bill the Pony, we LOVE YOU!
DG: YOU'RE THE BEST, BILL!!!!! I'LL MISSSSS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Hika: BYE BYE BILL THE PONY!!!!!!!
TG: WAVES!
Hika: *waves* WE LOVE YOU!
Random people in the crowd: o.O;;
Hika: *under her breath* I love him more then DG!
Audience: THIS WAS THE WORST EPISODE EVER!
Hika: ^_^ Thanks!
DG: *waves cheerily to the audience* You were great!! I love you all!
TG: We shall meet again! I'M OFF TO MY MUSE SEAN BIGGERSTAFF/ OLIVER WOOD!
Hika: I LOVE FRODO! BYE Y'ALL!
DG: *leaves squabbling with Hika* HE'S MINE!!
Hika: MINE!
