Taichi: I don't own me, DarkGatomon doesn't own me, Hikari4Takeru doesn't own me. Either Toei, Saban, or FoxKIDS owns me.

Daisuke: Same here!

Yamato: And with the rest of us!

All: Sooo... enjoy!

A Mockery of a Digimon Fanfic
by DarkGatomon and Hikari4Takeru

Taichi: Oh no! Myotismon, even though we've killed him 3 different times in various forms but have reanimated him for the use of our fic, is back!

Koushiro: This'll be the toughest battle ever, I'm sure of it!

Mimi: Oh Yamato! I'm scared! *cries* Mimi: I may not get to go shopping!

Sora: *trying to be brave* It'll be okay, Mimi... *hangs onto Taichi anyway*

Taichi: *hangs onto Sora*

Takeru and Hikari: *are making out in a random corner*

Miyako: NO IT WON'T! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! *clutches Ken and cries*

Myotismon: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ken: *pats Miyako so clumbsly he almost knocks her over*

Myotismon: I'm going to cut off your head, cut your body into little pieces, cut those pieces into little pieces, throw the pieces in the bag, throw the bag in the river, pour oil on the river - AND SET THE RIVER ON FIRE!!!

Iori: I'm sure we can be reasonable about this! There's no need to fight!

Myotismon: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Miyako: We're going to diiiiiiiiiiiie!!!

Jyou: Noooooooooo! I'm allergic to fighting!! And oil! Especially to oil!

Koushiro: *pulls out his laptop* This version of Myotismon is as strong as twenty Megas! There's no way we can defeat him!

Mimi: *screeches and holds onto Yamato* I DUN WANNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Taichi: Unless we...

Sora: ....yes?! YES YES YES??

Yamato: SUPER HYPER MEGA CRAZY CUUKUU DIGIVOLVE!

Daisuke: Well then... LET'S GO TO IT!!

*random Digimon theme starts playing*

Taichi: But we can only do it if we have the magical house key!

Ken: Luckily, I know right were to find it, from my days as Digimon Kaizer!

Takeru: Well, let's find it then!

Hikari: Show us the way!

Ken: Follow me! *leads them over the Valley of No Return into the Canyon of Death*

Mimi: Is this place supposed to be so scary?

Sora: I still don't know how we went OVER a valley, but I'm glad we're past it now!

Miyako: SCARY?! THIS PLACE IS TERRIFYING!!!

Iori: *pokes a rock with his kendo stick -- it sighs and walks away*

Mimi: WAAAAAH! *clutches onto Miyako, Taichi, Yamato, and the magical house key*

Daisuke: o.O

All: o.o;

Koushiro: My advice would be to not do that anymore, Iori. *takes Iori's kendo stick, and in a fit of OOC, breaks it in half*

Iori: *sobs disconsolately*

Miyako: ...my new hero!! *hugs Koushiro*

Ken: Awww...

Yamato: MIMI!

Mimi: YAMATO!

Both: *hug, kiss*

Takeru and Hikari: *are still making out*

Sora: Oh, Taichi! I'm so glad we've got the key back! I just need to show you my appreciation! *kisses Taichi*

Taichi: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy. Sora tastes like paper.

Iori: *irked he's not getting any* Well, no more time for that, Myotismon followed us here!

All: AUGHHHHHH!

Myotismon: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Daisuke: This is our chance!!!

Koushiro: TAICHI!! It's your turn, now!! USE THE KEY!!!

Sora: *hanging onto Taichi* You can do it!!

Taichi and Yamato: *hold up the key -- there is a bright flash of light, and all of a sudden, Agumon and Gabumon appear*

Both: SUPER HYPER MEGA CRAZY CUUKUU DIGIVOLVE!

*Digimon theme song starts playing*

*Agumon disappears and in his place is a Digimon called SuperAgumon. Gabumon is also replaced by SuperGabumon*

Daisuke: AWESOME!! I mean, dude, that just totally, you know, ROCKS!

All: YAAAAY!

SuperAgumon: Attack thingy!

SuperGabumon: Attack thingy!

Myotismon: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! *dies*

Sora: YAAAAAAAY!!! *hugs Taichi*

Mimi: YAAAAAAY! *hugs Yamato*

Miyako: YAAAAAY!! The world didn't end, after all! *hugs Ken*

Takeru and Hikari: *too busy making out to care*

All: The End!