Authors' Note: This fanfic is a joint work between Hikari4Takeru, Taioragirl, and myself, DarkGatomon. This fanfic is a lemon-gone-wrong, not an actual lemon -- there's no actual described sex in here. It's more just the randomness of a lemon. Also, we don't own anything about Digimon or Pokemon. And we don't claim to, neither. With that said and done... READ! We command you!!

A Mockery of a Digimon/Pokemon Crossover Lemon
by DarkGatomon, Hikari4Takeru, and Taira Takenouchi (Taioragirl)

Taichi: *narrating* Here we were, in a different world. Only it wasn't the DIGITAL WORLD -- it was the... POKEMON WORLD?! Only... we didn't know it at the time!

Yamato: Just where ARE we?

Sora: I don't think this is the digital world.....

Mimi: DUHHHHHHHHHHH...

Ash: *sighs* I was hoping you knew!

Jyou: AHHHHHHHH! Where did you come from!!!!!

Ash: I used my legs. Pikachu didn't.

Misty: We're magical.

Brock: *sees Mimi* Hi...........*does his lovesick face*

Yamato: *sweatdrops* Umm...

Mimi: *slaps him* I already got a man!! *hugs Yamato*

Pikachu: Pik..Pikachu! *evil glare*

Yamato: Seeeeee? *makes a face at Taichi*

Hikari: Oh, brother!

Sora: *coughs*.....

Taichi: Hey, I have a girl!!! Um... kinda. Hey Sora, I love you.

Takeru: Who exactly are you people?

Misty: I'm Misty!

Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town, and I'm on my way to the Something League!

Sora: *blinks at Taichi* Since when was I your girl! *I love you just hits her* You love me......

Misty: And he wrecked my bike so I'm following him around because... YEAH!!!!!!! And I like him a lot but he doesn't know it.

Taichi: ^_^ Yup!

Ash: *nods* It's true, I know nothing.

Sora: I love you too Taichi!

Ken: And I love Miyako!

*insert field of daisies scene*

Brock: What's your name....... *looks all drool face at Mimi*

Daisuke: And I love Hikari! But She doesn't love me.

Mimi: I'm Mimi Ishida...

Miyako: I love my Ken too.

Mimi: ... whoops. --; that's supposed to be a secret.

Brock: Pretty name....

Hikari: Poor, poor stupid Daisuke. *hugs Takeru*

Ash: ....your name is a secret?

Daisuke: ... YOU'RE MARRIED TO YAMATO?!?!?!?!?!

Takeru *blushing* Yes. Stupid Daisuke.....*holds Hikari*

Koushiro: You're only, what... eleven? Fourteen?

Jyou: Oh, this can't be good....

Mimi: ... EVERYTHING I SAID UP TO THIS MOMENT ISN'T TRUE!!! *sweatdrop*

Jyou: *thinking* I wanted Mimi waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Sora: Okay. Enough love talk *blushing* Where are we exactly.....

Yamato: But you have the crest of Sincerity, honey! Er, I mean, baby, er, I mean, Mimi. *blush, blush*

Takeru: Nice going bro....

Yamato: Don't you sass-mouth me!! *punches Takeru*

Miyako: Ken?

Ken: Yes, darling?!

Takeru: *falls* Hey!

Taichi: NO FAIR! ;_; I wanted to get married before Yamato.

Miyako: I lovies you @_@

Ken: I lovies you, too!! *kisses Miyako*

Sora: Well......You should have asked.

Iori: ... *)(@#*$(@#$@#.

Miyako: *_*

Taichi: ... point... SORA WILL YOU MARRY ME?! PLEASE?

Misty: ... they're strange.

Yamato: Hey, no fair!

Sora: *blink, blink*

Yamato: *gets down on one knee* Mimi, will you marry me??

Sora: I do!!!!!!

Taichi: ME TOO! *smile*

Koushiro: ...I don't even have a girl friend...

Mimi: ... Yamato... WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED!

Ash: Ugh, this is just TOO MUSHY!

Misty: The day 14 year olds get married...

Yamato: *sweatdrops* Oh, right. Just got caught up in the heat of the moment!

Pikachu: *rubs against Koushiro leg all in heat and such*

Misty: ... ASH WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Ash: Since the whole group's doing it... YES, I WILL!! ...now what?

Misty: Um. I do?

Miyako: I wanna get married!!!!!!!!!!

Koushiro: *sweatdrops* Uh, nice Digimon, easy boy...

Ken: Um, don't you think we're a little young for this?

Iori: Will you marry me Miyako?

Hikari: No way! I wanna get married, too!!!!!

Pikachu: Pi Pikachu! (I'm Pikachu!) *shocks Koushiro then licks his face*

Takeru: Hikari!

Koushiro: Doy.. *falls over*

Miyako: Uh..Iori......

Hikari: Takeru!

Ken: Back off, Iori! She's MINE! I OWN HER!!!

Takeru: *pulls out a flower that just happened to be there next to him* Hikari....Will you do me the honor of marrying me?

Hikari: Yes, I will!!! *kisses Takeru*

Takeru: ^_^ Yay!

Miyako: I love Ken!

Ken: I love you too, Miyako! I'm just not sure I approve...

Miyako: We don't HAVE too..I just wanted to be like the rest.

Ken: Oh, well in THAT case... LET'S DO IT!!

Koushiro: So, what's your name, yellow-Digimon?

Ash: It's a POKEMON, actually.

Koushiro: Okay. What's your name, yellow-Pokemon?

Pikachu: Pikachu! *starts to vibrate on Koushiro*

Koushiro: PRODIGIOUS!! Hi, Pikachu! *hugs Pikachu*

Misty: Aww, that's so sweet!

Miyako: I will marry you then......

Taichi: So what do we do now?

Ken: Excellent! *pulls out a wedding ring and slips it on Miyako's finger*

Sora: I dunno.... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE!

Miyako: It's huge!!!!!!!!

Ash: You're lost in a forest on Earth...

Ken: I know! I rock! *kisses Miyako*

Mimi: Matt.........I know we're married and all but..... WHERE IS MY RING!

Yamato: ...r-r-ring? Oh, uh... *pulls an onion ring out of his pocket* Uh, here, Mimi!

Mimi: --;;; How dazzling....

Jyou: Hmm....

Iori: Well, since I can't have Mimi, or Sora, or Koushiro...DAISUKE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?

Brock: Whoah! *is suddenly yaoi*

Daisuke: *looks around at all the happy couples* Well, the whole group's doin' it, so YEAH!!

Brock: I never noticed this but......You're really...I mean REALLY HANDSOME! *glomps Jyou*

Jyou: *blushes* You are, too, Brock! *glomps back*

Iori: YAY!! I'm married now!!

Daisuke: I'm married to an 8-year-old!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: O_o

Miyako: Interesting......*clings to Ken*

Ken: Quite! *hugs Miyako*

Koushiro: *pets Pikachu* Better'n a Pokemon, I'd say.

Pikachu: Pika....pi..........*chews on Koushiro's hair and vibrates again* *shocks Koushiro all excited and stuff*

Koushiro: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misty: Honestly, he deserves it! Making unflattering comparisons, hah!

Pikachu: =^-^=

Ash: Of course, Misty, any comparison with you is unflattering!

Misty: Grrrrr... *mallet-whacks Ash*

Koushiro: @_@ Ugggh... it's okay... Pikachu... *pets Pikachu*

Daisuke: *looks at Ken kinda longing* Yeah...Iori and I will be happy.

Brock: *continues to glomp Jyou*

Ken: *avoids eye-contact with Daisuke* Yeah, me and Miyako will, too...

Sora: Where are we, Loveworld.....

Ash: We're on Earth, I keep saying!

Yamato: Ever heard of the Teenage Wolves?

Ash: No.

Misty: No.

Pikachu: *looks at Koushiro* Pi pika pikachu pi pika (I think I love you human child)

Taichi: They suck.

Yamato: THEN THIS IS NO EARTH WORTH LIVING ON!!

Koushiro: Whatever you just said, same to you! *hugs Pikachu tightly*

Takeru: That's my brother's band *feels Hikari's booteh*

Hikari: Ooh, Takeru... *makes out with him*

Daisuke: *whines* Why don't I have a band?!

Pikachu: *licks Koushiro in his ear*

Miyako: Ken...I was wondering something?

Koushiro: Ooh, Pikachu, that feels sooo good... *gives Pikachu a full-body massage*

Ken: What is it, darling-of-my-eyes?

Daisuke: *glomps Iori all passive and such*

Pikachu: *_*

Iori: Oh, Daisuke, you great lump!! *glomps back*

Miyako: What's this? *shows a picture of him and Daisuke hugging after a game* You must really be friends.

Ken: Uhhhh. that was... uhh... yes!! Friends!! Exactly right! I was, um, congratulating him on, uh, losing to me... right!!

*Sora and Tai slipped out into a "area" and are making out.*

Daisuke: I only lost because you.....*starts mumbling and blushes*

Iori: What was that you said, honey? I didn't quite catch it...

Daisuke: I lost because he..er......glo....er.....tripped me.

Takeru: *makes out with Hikari glomping and so on*

Iori: Grrr... KEN!!! *attacks Ken*

Hikari: *makes out with Takeru, with kissing and stuff*

Daisuke: HE TRIPPED ME!

Miyako: WHAT DID KEN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iori: He SAID, "he kissed me"!!!

Daisuke: I said he tripped me.

Brock: Jyou?

Iori: ...oh, was that all? Okay, then! *runs back to Daisuke and hugs him*

Jyou: Yes, handsome?!

Brock: Will you marry me?

Jyou: YES!!! Oh, yes, yes, yes!! *hugs and kisses Brock*

Daisuke: *sweatdrops*

*Sora and Taichi are still making out*

Ash: *sings* Oh, Misty will you marry me, will you be my sweet wife? / We would be so happy, oh, all of our lives!

Misty: Oh, ASH! You are soo romantic!! Of course I'll marry you!!

Ash: WHOO!! I CAUGHT MISTY!! *kisses her*

Miyako: *glomps onto Ken*

Ken: Yay! *kisses the top of Miyako's head*

Miyako: ^_^

Koushiro: Since I'm the only one NOT married... PIKACHU, WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!

Misty: Awww, that's so sweet!

Pikachu: PIKA PI PI PI PI PI KA! (REALLY I I I I I DO!) *shocks and vibrates Koushiro* *looks to Ash to translate*

Koushiro: @_@

Ash: Wow, you lucky dog! Pikachu said yes!

Koushiro: *still stunned* Ya-a-ay....

Hikari: *sniffles* That was so beautiful...

Takeru: I agree...and so are you.

Hikari: Oh, Takeru! *hugs Takeru*

Taichi: *narrating* We had no clue where we had ended up. But it brought all those in love together. Soon one by one, we all married after a few love ramps in the forest. Pikachu decided to move in with Koushiro... His family thinks it's a pet rat, but those who were there know the truth.

Yamato: *narrating* A few years after that, Ken divorced Miyako, and soon Daisuke was discovered missing. An eye-witness claims that she saw the two running off together during the night. Miyako and Iori have since married each other, completing the circle once again.

End note: I know, it's weird, isn't it? All those bizarre little things I'm sure you spotted -- like Ash and Misty getting married twice -- are just there to increase the parody.