Emi: I don't own Taichi! Waaaaaaahhh!!!

Clarissa: I don't own Taichi, either! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Taira: I own TAICHI!!!!!!!! *cough* Wait no I don't......WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cynthia: *sniffles* No Dakedo, either!!! Wahhhh...

Bob: We also don't own anyone else!! Waaaaahhh!!!

Goggle Joshin Trio: Oh, well! There's always worshipping!

Mockery of an Author Fic
by DarkGatomon, Hikari4Takeru, and Taira Takenouchi (Taioragirl)

Emi: *ish walking along a deserted road, singing strange songs* LA LA LA LA LA I'M NOT ON DRUGS! LA LA LA LA LA I'M NOT ON DRUGS!

Clarissa: *is walking along by her sister and singing along* La la la la la you're not on drugs! La la la la la you're not on drugs!

Emi: ^_^

Bob: *walks aimlessly on the same path..just kind of walks into Emi and Clarissa* Ooof!

Clarissa: *huggling Emi* You're just the cutest little imoto-sanny sistery-thingy EVER!

Cynthia: ...ack! *runs and hides behind a bush*

Taira: *breaks out in song* La de da....Hmm.....THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!!!!!

Bob: *sweatdrops at Taira's singing*

Emi: Hey I know that songgggg! THE HILLS ARE ALIVE! WITH THE SOUND OF DRUGGIES! er... maybe not.

Taira: o_0()

Clarissa: *larfs* You're weiiiiird!

Bob: Is everyone here!!!!!!!

Emi: ^_^ Thanks!

Taira: Weirdness......

Emi: Yup!

Cynthia: ...I don't know, AM I here?!

Bob: Since we are all here.....Now what do we do?

Emi: Er... *rethinks that* I'm PRETTY SURE I'm here. But... you never know.

Clarissa: Where's my Gligar?! ...errr... I mean... WHERE'S MY WEEDLE?!?!

Emi: LET'S BLOW UP STUFF!

Clarissa: Yay! *forgets about her Pokemon*

Taira: I saw that battle I'm still confused on that.. o_o;

Taira and Bob: *don't have Pokemon*

Emi: ^_^ Welcome to my world.

Clarissa: Do you have a Pokemon I could demonstrate against?

Taira: Nope.

Clarissa: *reads what Taira and Bob thought* Oh, sorry. *hears what Taira said and nods* Thought so.

Bob: uh.....CHIPMUNK THINGY!!!!!!!!!

~*~A chipmunk appears, foaming at the mouth~*~

Cynthia: AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *runs around screaming*

Chipmunk: Uh.. Grr.....

Clarissa: Awesome!! *catches the Chipmunk with her bare hands and doesn't get bitten*

Chipmunk thingy: @@()

Clarissa: Iiiiii caught a chipmunk!!! *victory sign*

Gligar: *mock enthusiastically* Glii.

Emi: YAY SOMETHING WITH RABIES! *hugs it*

Bob: MY CHIPMUNK!!!!!! *snatches it*

Weedle: *still confused* Weedle?

Emi: *pats Weedle on the head*

Cynthia: WHAT!!! THE HECK!! IS UP!!! WITH THAT LITTLE!!! VERMIN!!!

Taira: *still confused* Taira??

Bob: Nothing........I brushed it's teeth?! *blinks and gets bit*

Emi: *now increasingly bored, looks around for stuff to throw off a nearby cliff as a sacrifice to the Goggle Gods. She eyes Taira, Clarissa, Cynthia, herself, and Bob, as well as the small chipmunk*

Cynthia: Oh, is that all? *stops running instantly -- doesn't skid or anything*

Bob: @@ My finger! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Emi: *breaks into song instead* LA LA LA LA LA I'M NOT ON DRUGS! LA LA LA LA LA I'M NOT ON DRUGS!

Bob: Goggle gods! *drools, forgetting about her finger*

Emi: *hopes her bad singing will please the Goggle Gods and continues to sing. loudly, and off-key*

Clarissa: *joins her and dances around with the chipmunk* La la la la la she's not on drugs!

Cynthia: ...did someone say GOGGLE GODS?!?!

~*~Strange voice~*~: Yes, Bob is a girl!!!!!!!!!

Emi: *does the hokey pokey*

Chipmunk: o_o;

Emi: *and the chicken dance*

Cynthia: *looks at Bob oddly* She is? Oh, yes, now she's growing long hair... huh!

Emi: *as well as other strange Family Reunion dances* POLKA!

Clarissa: *polka polka polka!*

Bob: *square dances*

The Oh So Strange Voice in the Sky: WHO THOU DISRUPT THE GOGGLE GODS WITH THEIR... uh... thingy...

Emi: *stops abruptly* ...Ta... Ta... Ta..

Taira: Goggle gods.......*cowers*

Emi: I AM NOT WORTHY! *bows*

Bob: Hi! *waves at the almighty power thing person in the sky*

Clarissa: *falls flat on her face from shock* Daisuke...?

Taira: Tai.....tai.....kou.....kou.....*faints*

Emi: TAICHINESS!!!!!! *squeals loudly and starts running around in a circle* TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI

Cynthia: *frowns* What are you all doing? *looks up* Oh my kami-sama!!!! DAKE-KUN!!! DAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEEEEE-KUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! *faints*

Emi: *falls over*

Taichi: *comes down to Earth* o.O;;;

Emi:... TAICHI!! *dies*

Taira: *sleep-like* Koushy.....

Bob: TAICHI!!!!!!!!! *bows and worships*

Clarissa: Daisuke.... oh, Daisuke!!! *clambers to feet and glomps the Daisuke that just appeared* I'm not worthy to touch you, but I can't resist!!!

Emi: *Rezzes and glomps Taichi, latching onto his leg and not letting go* TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI! OOO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YAY TAICHI TAICHI TAICHI!! YAY TAICHINESS I LOVE YOU TAICHI

~A Koushiro wearing Goggles appears......YES IT IS GOGGLE-KOUSHY!!!!!~

Sound Effect People: DA DA DA DA!!

Cynthia: *squeals* I don't CARE if you're YOUNG, you're so HOT and SEXY and you have GOGGLES!!!!!!! *glomps Dakedo, Daisuke's ever-kakkoi kid*

Taira: *wakes up, sees goggle-headed Koushy* *_* *Glomps* I'M YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emi: I LOVE TAICHI SO MUCH BECAUSE HE'S SO PURDY AND KAWAII AND BISHOUNENY!! I LIKE TAICHI BECAUSE HE'S TAICHIY!!!

Peanut gallery watching: o_0;;;;

Taichi: o.O;;; *ish scared*

Emi: *waves to the Peanut Gallery*

Clarissa: DAISUKE IS SO STRONG AND BRAVE AND CUTE AND DARLING AND GOGGLY AND GODY...!!!!!!

Peanut gallery: *Freaks, because Emi waved*

Daisuke: o.O Could you repeat that... slower?

Clarissa: HAI! Daisuke... is... so... strong... and... brave... and... cute... and... darling... and... goggly... and... gody!

Emi: TAICHIDOYOULOVEMEILOVEYOUIREALLYREALLYDODOYOULOVEMETAICHICAUSEILOVEYOUDOYOULOVEMEHUHHUHHUHHUH?

Daisuke: Oh, thanks! *lets himself be glomped by Clarissa*

Cynthia: *sings* I've got Dakeeeedo! I've got Dakeeeeedo!

Taira: *recalls DG and TG of the Goggle Joshin Trio slapped him with goggles* KOUSHY!!!!!!!!! NEWEST GOGGLE GOD!!!!!!!

Emi: I made a song about you! It goes like this!!!! *sings, loudly, and off-key* TAICHI!!!! HIS HAIR IS BIG AND BROWN! TAICHI! HE SHOU-OULD WEAR A CROWN! TAICHI! LA LA LA TAICHI! LA LA LA TAICHI! TAICHI! TAICHI! Yay. ^_^

Bob: I want a goggle boy! *cries*

Chipmunk: *Bob puts little goggles on it*

Clarissa: Good idea!!! I've got a song, too! *ahem*

Taichi: *ish scared some more*

Almighty voices of the Trio: Bob! I bless you with a in-training Goggle Boy *out pops Takato from a bush*

Emi: *dances with Taichi* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Clarissa: *singing* Daisuke, he's got this pointy hair, he got it all from who-knows-where! He stalks the girls, oh yes he does, he says he does it just for fun! And everyday and everynight, I sure do love him, yeah that's right!

Takato: Thorn........~~;;;

Daisuke: Uhh... thanks!

Emi: Oooooooo. Nice song! ^_^

Taira: I wanna sing!

Clarissa: *blushes*

Emi: *admiring her sister (cough) copies it*

Clarissa: All for my beloved Dai-kun!! *huggles him*

Emi: *sings* Taichi! He's got this big, big hair, he got it all from who-knows where! He stalks me, oh yes he does, he says he does it just for fun! And everyday and everynight, I sure do love him, yeah that's right!

Taichi: Isn't that some copyright infringement laws?

Emi: Hm. Good question.

Taira: *clears throat and sings* Koushy.....was so good......Something something......in my neighbor hood.......*sweatdrops, not being able to think*

Goggle-Koushiro: o_o()

Emi: I LOVE TAICHI I LOVE TAICHI I REALLY REALLY LOVE TAICHI WITH A GREAT BIG GLOMP AND A BUNCH OF KI-ISSES! I LOVE TAICHI... uh... YAY

Clarissa: DAISUKENESS!!!!

Emi: TAICHINESS!

Cynthia: Ohhh.... DAKEDONESS!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE'S SO LITTLE AND CUTE!!! SQUEEEEEE!!!!

~Bob and Takato are "busy" and off somewhere because they can be o_o~

Taira: *pounces on Koushy......glomping oh so lovingly*

Emi: WHO LOVES THEIR GOGGLE BOYS RAISE YOUR HAND!

Emi: *raises both of her hands, her feet, head, and toes and fingers and such* YAY TAICHINESS!!!!

Clarissa: *raises both her hands in the air, keeping a firm hold of Daisuke with her legs so he can't run away*

Cynthia: *raises an arm and waves it around* DAKEDO ROCKS!! WHOOOOO!!!

*Taira and Bob's hand from a random bush has their hands raised*

Koushy: o_o;;

Taichi: o.o;;

Daisuke: o.O;;

Takato: ^_^

Dakedo: o.o;; Wha...?

Goggle Joshin Trio: o.o;;

Emi: Today was a good day ^_^ I like days.

TG: *pops out of the clouds riding a pixi stick* Goggle boys must go for now.........

Emi: ...

Clarissa: I like days too, Emi!

Emi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cynthia: *hangs onto Dakedo* Noooooo!!!

~~TG calls for back up~~

Emi: *clutches onto Taichi and won't let go* Will you come back? *sniff*

Takato: No!!!!! *clings to Bob*

Clarissa: Please say you'll return!!!!

Daisuke: *as Angemon* I will return one day... if you truly wish it.

Emi: If you don't, we'll jump of cliffs and end our lives and you'll be without us FOREVER! *sob*

Taichi: ...

Clarissa: ...but you came AFTER Devimon.

TG: They will return.....*gives them all noise makers* When you want them.....use those!

Daisuke: Oh, right. Whoops!

Emi: YAAAAAAY! *hugs Taichi* JA MATTA NE TAICHI-KUN!!!!

Clarissa: YAY!! *takes a noise maker, and gives Daisuke a final glomp* Farewell!!!!

Emi: *quickly grabs her noisemaker* AI SHITERU!!!!!!!

Taira and Bob: *GLOMP GLOMP GLOMP*

Emi: DOMO! *glomps Taichi*

Cynthia: *huggles her noise maker tightly* AISHITERU, DAKE-KUN!

*Taira and Bob take the noise makers...*

Koushy: FREEDOM!!!!

Taichi: I CAN BREATHE!

Takato: o.o;; Bob-chan....

Taira: *sniffles* I love you too!

Emi: I LOVE YOUUUU *kisses Taichi*

Clarissa: I'll miss you...

Taichi: *struggles for breath, trying to breathe with Emi still attached*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

DG: Well, doesn't that beat all, or what?

TG: They took my Taichi!!!!!

DG: *sniffles* It was so sad!

TG: *sighs* How......The day in the life of a very badly wanted Goggle boy...... *glomps Taichi* ^-^

Hika: Poor, poor Goggle Boys. *glomps Taichi anyways*

*TG pokes Hika to see if she is awake*

DG: I feel so sorry for them!! *glomps Taichi, too*

TG: Well the goggle boys are all ours now so......LET'S DRESS 'EM UP AND.........uh....Glomp?

Hika: YAAAAAY!! *grabs Taichi and starts putting makeup on him*

DG: Yeah!!

TG: Well..we have ta go and dress these men up, Ja! *Takes Koushy in the back*

Goggle Joshin Trio: *all happily dress up and glomp the goggle boys together*