Well, it's DarkGatomon here, your kawaii little future-master. I'm here today to MST a ficcy by Hikari4Takeru...
Daisuke: Oh, no!
Takeru: Don't worry, she only bashes you a bit in here.
Daisuke: But I'm so cute and lovable...
DarkGatomon: We know, we know, it's very sad, but you deserve it. Anyway, I guess I better introduce my victims here... First off is the guy that plays rimshots, and hides in the shadows, never seen.
... *cricket chirps*
DarkGatomon: ...silent type, he is. Also, as you just heard, we've got a cricket here, too. Doesn't say anything, of course -- it's a cricket, after all!! -- but it provides occasional sound effects. We also have a nice little team of Digidestined being tortured here today. Whom I don't own, I just torture, by the way. Guys?
Daisuke: Hi! Is Hikari here?
Koushiro: No, you dufous.
Jyou: Wish I could be wherever it is that Hikari is, then!
Ken: What about Miyako?
Takeru: 'fraid it's just us and Gatomon... How's Hikari doing anyway, Gatomon?
DarkGatomon: *twitches* IT'S DARKGATOMON NOW!! AND DON'T SAY THAT NAME!!!
Digidestined: ... *cower*
DarkGatomon: *sighs* Oh, that's it. Let's get on with the fic... we'll see if you're so snide after it's done! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *exits with a flick of her tail*
Jyou: Well, you heard the cat. *pushes a button and the fanfic appears on a large screen in front of them*
Hikari4Takeru: HIIIII AGAAAAIN!!
Daisuke: Hi there!
Takeru: At least she's friendly...
I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN SO LONG
Koushiro: That her computer input system is malfunctioning causing excessive letter-emphasis.
Daisuke: Umm...
Ken: Her keyboard broke.
Daisuke: Ohhhh!! Heehee...
BUT I FINALLY GOT THIS IDEA AND IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY COOL
Takeru: As cool as a hichou pengun, even!
AND I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS FIC,
Ken: We hope so, too!
REMEMBER TO WATER YOUR TREE AND KILLYOUR DAVIS!!!
Takeru: YEAH!!
Jyou: That's mean...
Davis: Uhhhhh... yeah...
Koushiro: I didn't know you were so fond of death, Daisuke!
Daisuke: Uh, yeah. *sweatdrops*
THE GAMESHOW THINGAMAJING!
Jyou: Is that even a real word?
Koushiro: Yes.
Ken: No.
Takeru: Maybe so?
Daisuke: Yeah, it's a real word! I've seen lots of gameshows!
All but Daisuke: *sweatdrop*
*Themesong*
The Gameshow Thingamajig!
Ken: Wait... wasn't it The Gameshow Thingamajing a moment ago?
Tra la la la la!
It's The Gameshow Thingamajig!
Tra la la la la!
Whack Davis on the head
Takeru, Koushiro, Ken: Tra la la la la!
With a giant mallet!
Takeru, Koushiro, Ken: Tra la la la la!
Jyou: That's mean.
Daisuke: And painful!
It's The Gameshow Thingamajig!
Tra la la la laaaaaa!
Daisuke: That song sucked!
Takeru: I actually kind of liked it.
H4T: Welcome to The Gameshow Thingamajing!
Koushiro: Wow, a second welcoming? She's very polite!
I'm your host, Hikari4Takeru!!!
Daisuke: From just that themesong, I'd say your career as a host is toast!
*rimshot!*
All but Daisuke: *groan*
Today, our contestants will battle for a date with our dream date, Hikari Kamiya!
Ken: She's not my dream date!
Jyou: Nor mine!
Daisuke: Do we get to use real swords?!
Now it's time to meet our contestants...
Takeru: Past time, I'd say!
*Izzy walks in, followed by claps*
H4T: Koushiro Izumi!
Takeru: Booooo!!!
Daisuke: You're going down, nerd-boy!
*Ken walks in, also followed by claps*
H4T: Ken Ichijouji!
Ken: Boooooo!!!
Koushiro: ...you're booing yourself? I thought you got over that whole insecurity thing...
Ken: I'm just booing because I don't want to have to date Hikari.
Daisuke, Takeru, Koushiro: ...WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIKARI?!
*Davis walks in, followed by silence*
H4T: (to person offstage) WHA? YOU ACTUALLY ALLOWED HIM TO COME ON!! *turns to audience* Ahem, Daisuke Motimiya.
Koushiro: Boooooo!! She deserves better than that idiotic so-called "leader"!!
Jyou: *sighs* This is going to get... ugly.
*TK walks in, followed by loud, boisterous clapping and the sound of girls swooning*
H4T: And last but not DEFINETLY not least, according to the audience, TAKERU TAKAISHI!
Jyou, Daisuke: Boooooo!!!
Takeru: I feel unloved. ;_;
Ken: What about the fangirls?
Takeru: Oh, come on, everybody knows that they're just a myth!
Now, let's get started!! The first round will be a series of
Takeru: Painful kicks to the head!
Daisuke: Why do I feel I'd be on the receiving end of all of them?
questions. Buzz in when you know the answer, and every correct question gets you a point.
Ken: What, no points off? Why wouldn't everyone just guess, even if they didn't have a clue what the answer was?
Koushiro: Beats me!
The first two to three points go on the next round. The other two go
Takeru: to the park?
Koushiro: to a computer lab?
Ken: to the electron-ray room?
Jyou: *scared* There is such a thing?
Daisuke: how 'bout just away?
home.
Jyou: ...that's the prize if you LOSE?!? I'd like one of them, please!!
Takeru: Sorry, won't work.
Understood?
Daisuke: Understand what, again?
*All nod except Davis*
Ken: Wow, that fic is pretty good!
H4T: Okay. Kari's going to have a lot of fun on her date if Davis wins.
Takeru: o.O
*cough* yeah right! *cough*
Takeru: Phew! Was worried for a moment there.
Ken: WAIT A SECOND!! I thought the prize was a date with Yolei!
Ken: I wish! That'd be a MUCH better prize.
Jyou: And Mimi would be even better!
H4T: No, it's Kari!
Takeru, Koushiro, Daisuke: Speak for yourselves!
Ken: Then I withdraw myself from the compitition!
Jyou: Can I withdraw myself from this MST?
Ken: Or at least the competition?
Koushiro: What if you just used spell-check?
H4T: Sorry, can't do that.
Jyou, Ken, Koushiro: ......
Just don't buzz in and you won't win.
Ken: Nice try, Fanfic-Me, though...
Then you can ask Yolei out later.
Daisuke: Heh, as if Ken's actually brave enough to do that!
Ken: -_- *mallet-whacks Daisuke*
Ken: 'kay.
Jyou: No, not okay! Not okay at all! Being trapped in a room by a psycho Digimon is NOT okay!!
Daisuke: Whoa, get a grip!
H4T: Anyways, first question. If my blue banana
Koushiro: WHAT?
has puppies,
Jyou: *groans* This is bad, I tell you...
and I stand on my green chair,
Ken: That makes sense, but...
what color is my cat?
Takeru: How are these things related at all?!
Davis: *bzzz* I RULE!!!
Daisuke: It's true, I do! ^_^
H4T: NO! YOU DO NOT!!
Daisuke: Aww... ;_;
TK: *bzzzz* DAVIS SUCKS!!!
Takeru: This game is MINE!
H4T: So true, but, sadly, not the correct answer...
Takeru: ...what?!
Izzy: *bzzzzzzzz* Yellow!
Koushiro: That's so very very...
H4T: COOORRRREEEEEECCCCCCTTTT!!
Koushiro: O.O Pro...digious?
Izzy has one point! Next question: I am standing at the corner of Third Ave and Third Street. What
Ken: very whacked-out city am I living in?
street did my shoes run too?
Davis: *bzzzz* YELLOW!!
Jyou: *as H4T* Avenue or Street?
Daisuke: *as Davis* Street, duh!
Jyou: *as H4T* That's ri... uh, I mean, that's wrong!!
Daisuke: Aww...
H4T: *shakes head* I know we shouldn't of allowed him to enter in
Takeru: just his underwear.
Koushiro: Yuuuck...
the compitition.
Daisuke: *as H4T* for Hikari.
Ken: *sweatdrop* That's what the competition IS about.
Izzy: *bzzzzzzz* A green gorilla!
Ken: *as H4T* I'm sorry, the correct answer was a chartreuse gorilla.
H4T: CORRECT AGAIN, IZZY!!!
Izzy: I'm gonna winnnnnnn I'm gonna winnnnnnn...
Koushiro: Gee, I'm awfully excited there.
Takeru: Well it IS for Hikari, you know.
Koushiro: Point.
H4T: Third question.
Jyou: THERE HAVE ONLY BEEN TWO SO FAR?! We're going to die before this is all over...
I have a large, oversized mallet in my pocket,
Daisuke: I have a bad feeling about this...
but I don't have any pockets,
Daisuke: YAY! I was wrong, I was wrong! No pockets means no mallet to whack me with!
Takeru: *holds up a mallet* H4T's not the only one with a mallet around here!
Daisuke: Eep!
so how many apples do I have?
Jyou: Hmm... blue?
Koushiro: ASCII?
Ken: Benzene?
Takeru: Takari rocks?
Daisuke: Takari sucks!
Davis: *bzzz* A MILLION!!!
Jyou: At least it's a number!
H4T: What'd I tell you...
Ken: *as H4T* about playing with mallets?
Izzy: *bzzzzzzz* Thirty-two!
Koushiro: Forty-two is a much better number, you know that?
Ken: But thirty-two is two to the fifth power!
H4T: CORRECT AGAIN!
Ken: But of course!
Good Job!
Ken: It was nothing, really...
Koushiro, Takeru, Jyou: -_-;;
Izzy will move on to the next round.
Ken: *surprised* What'd he do?
Koushiro: He answered the real question, is what!
Now we only need one more contestent.
Daisuke: Pick me, pick me!!
Davis: What's a contestent?
Daisuke: That's just embarrassing.
Takeru: Especially considering you can't even spell "contestant" right!
And a blue banana?
Jyou: That, on the other hand, is a good question!
Koushiro: Not really... *pulls out his laptop*
And a green gorilla?
Jyou: Same there!
Koushiro: Here you go, Jyou! *shows Jyou his laptop, which is displaying a picture of a green gorilla eating a blue banana*
Jyou: Oh, thanks!
And a apple?
Ken: That's AN apple, you moron!! *mallet whacks Daisuke*
Daisuke: Owww... it wasn't me...
Ken: Why doesn't Davis shut up?
Jyou: Cruel, but accurate.
TK: What's with these questions?
Daisuke: See, questions are things you answer. And if you answer enough of these questions right, you'll get to date Hikari! To answer a question right means to...
Takeru: *groans* That wasn't what Fanfic-Me meant, you moron!
H4T: They're special.
Ken: Special like Davis!
Daisuke: *preens*
NEXT.
Takeru: on Jerry Springer -- stupid Digidestined, and their friends that pound them.
What color is my purple garbage can?
Koushiro: Be careful, it's a trick!!
Davis: *bzzzzzzzz* Pull my finger!
Ken: Not one quite that dumb, though, Davis...
H4T: Uh.... No...
TK: *bzzzz* Purple.
Koushiro: You fool! I said it's a trick!!
H4T: AND TK HAS A POINT!
Koushiro: O.O
Davis: But...
Takeru: But nothing, Davis! Thing is, you suck and I rule!
H4T: Davis, you are absolutely WRONG.
Takeru: And that, too.
So shut up.
Jyou: She seems to have a bit of a thing against Davis, doesn't she?
Daisuke: *grumbles* More than a bit...
Next question: If I kill Davis with a large oversized mallet, what did I kill him with?
Koushiro: It's a trick!! It's definitely a trick this time!
Davis: *bzzzzz* YOU DIDN'T KILL ME!!! I AM INVICIBLE!!
Daisuke: Thanks to immortality spray, I am, actually.
H4T: That's a scary thought.
Ken: ...but you were the one who invented it, H4T!
And no, Davis, that's wrong.
Daisuke: O.O
Koushiro: She wrote this before she invented it, blockhead.
Davis: Awwww...
Daisuke: My thoughts exactly!
Jyou: Well, you know what they say -- simple minds think alike.
Ken: Actually, that's "great minds think alike," but you've got a point there...
TK: *bzzz* A large, oversized mallet?
Koushiro: TOO OBVIOUS!! YOU'LL NEVER WIN, YOU FOOL!! *pants*
Takeru: Uh, Koushiro, buddy, I think you'd better calm down a little bit...
H4T: YES! CORRECT!!
Koushiro: WHAT?! This can't be!! FOOLISH GIRL!! IT WAS A TRAP, I TELL YOU!!!
Jyou: Um... Koushiro?
Koushiro: WHAT??
Jyou: *scared* N-nothing!
One more point and TK will go on to the next round.
Koushiro: *panting* My bitter rival... must be... defeated...
Okay.
Koushiro: *shaking* NO!!! Not okay, not okay, not okay!!!
Takeru: Koushiro...
Question Six: *What* is one plus one?
Koushiro: PURPLE!!! FREEDOM!!!! LIFE, LOVE, AND LIBERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ken: Well, it's in the same vein as the answers Fanfic-Izzy got right...
Davis: *bzzzzz* Orange!
Koushiro: ORANGE?!?! FOR THE LOVE OF RAM, HE'S A GENIUS!!!! Grrrrrrr.... I can't let him beat me... HIKARI IS MINE!!!!
Daisuke: *laughs* You wish!
Jyou: Oh, don't make him madder, please please please!
H4T: YOU IDIOT! STOP BUZZING IN WITH WRONG ANSWERS!!
Koushiro: That was wrong? Perfect, wonderful!!! THERE'S NO WAY I CAN NOT WIN NOW!!!
Davis: B... but I was so sure!
Daisuke: *sighs sadly* Seems Fanfic-Me is out of the running.
TK: *bzzzzz* Two.
Koushiro: YOU FOOL!! YOU JUST SEALED YOUR OWN FATE!!!!
Takeru: Koushiro, that can't be healthy...
H4T: Takeru...
Koushiro: ...YOU LITTLE PIECE OF IDIOTIC SCUM...!!
you are...
Koushiro: ...WRONG, DEAD WRONG, AND YOU SHOULD DIE, AS WELL...
Jyou: That's really harsh.
Absolutely
Koushiro: WRONG!!! HE'S WRONG, WE KNOW HE'S WRONG!! I AM THE VICTOR, HE SHALL ROT, ROT WITHOUT HIS BELOVED, FOR I HAVE WON HER, AND SHE IS MINE!!!! MINE, I SAY!!!!!
Positively
Koushiro: NO-ONE CAN TAKE HER FROM ME!!! I RULE ELITE!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *passes out*
...
Jyou: Eerie when the fanfic does that so aptly, don't you think?
Takeru: I feel kind of sorry for Koushiro right now...
Daisuke: Not me! That guy's clearly a total freak.
RIGHT!!
Daisuke: *surprised* I was?
Takeru: *sighs* No, she meant Fanfic-Me, dufous.
AND YOU ARE GOING ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!!
Jyou: I just want to know how long it will be until this is over!
TK: HIP HIP HORRAY!!
Davis: Hip hip TK SUCKS!!
Daisuke: That was lame, and I know it.
Ken: Amazing, that!
*all of a sudden the whole ding dang
Takeru: *sings* Ding dang, the witch is dead!
club of The Takari Mallet Club
Ken: Which is part of the International Club Society Club, a club for those who like clubs.
Jyou: That word just lost all meaning for me.
comes out from under the stage and whacks Davis*
Daisuke: *winces* Ouch...
Takeru: Pity they use mallets instead of clubs -- the latter'd be much more appropriate, don't you think?
Davis: Ambulance...
Daisuke: At least I'll be off camera, now, so she can't attack me anymore!
*commercial break*
Jyou: Phew! At least we're allowed to break them!
Ken: Huh?
Jyou: The commercials!
All but Jyou: *sweatdrop*
It's amazing! It's versatile!
Takeru: It's cute!
Ken: And flexible!
It's a piece of plastic!
Ken: What's her target audience for this show? Wealthy middle-aged factory owners?
Jyou: Pretty specialized, and pretty far off the mark!
Use it for dishes,
Takeru: So it's flat...
hats,
Ken: And rounded...
or even to whack Davis on the head!!
Daisuke: *sighs* Still the verbal abuse continues.
Only four easy payments of $39.95!
Ken: She wants us to pay $159.80?! For a single piece of plastic?!
Takeru: Well, you did say that it was targeted to the wealthy!
Call in the next 30 seconds and receive a free piece of paper!
Daisuke: Free paper?! Ooh, ooh, let's do it!!!
Takeru: It's lucky that he doesn't have a credit card, isn't it?
DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON HAVE MORE POWER!!
Jyou: But no punctuation marks, I see.
AGUMON!! GABUMON!!!
Daisuke: What about Veemon?
Ken: And Wormmon!
AND NOW:
Jyou: Hey, she knows how to use colons, but not commas?
Takeru: She could've used one for "Digimon: Digital Monsters," since she's so fond of them.
SUPER HOT
Daisuke: Pancakes, yummy...
Jyou: o.O How did the subject get to pancakes?
YAMA WITH MAGICAL LOVE POWERS!!
All: o.O;;;;;;
*back to our show*
Daisuke: *sings and dances* You put your back side in, you put your back side out, you put your back side in, and you shake it all about...
Takeru: Ugh! That's just disturbing.
H4T: Welcome back!
Jyou: Wow, THREE welcomes? She really is friendly!
We've narrowed the compitition down to Izzy and TK.
Daisuke: *sobs*
Ken: Man, glad I'm out of there! I'd've hated it if I'd won!
This next round will see how much they know about Kari.
Jyou: Uh, they both spent a looong time traipsing around the Digiworld with her and the rest of us. Shouldn't they both know practically everything there is to about her?
The first person to get as many as possible out of five wins!!!
Daisuke: *mock enthusiasm* Wow!! I can hardly wait!!!!!!!!!
We'll start with Izzy!!!!!
Ken: Speaking of Izzy, shouldn't we perhaps do something about Koushiro?
Takeru: Hmm... I'm betting it'll cause us all less grief if we don't.
*buzzer sounds*
Jyou: *as H4T* I'm sorry, Buzzer, that was incorrect! Youuuuuu're outta here!
H4T: What is Kari's crest?
Daisuke: Pink!
Izzy: Light.
Takeru: And, points to both!
H4T: What is Kari's big brother named?
Daisuke: Taichi!
Izzy: Tai.
Takeru: Points to both, again!
H4T: What is Kari's Digimon?
Daisuke: A cat-like Holy Beast type!
Izzy: Gatomon.
Jyou: "Holy Beast type"? What?
Takeru: He's right, Jyou.
H4T: What is the color of Kari's scarf in 01?
Daisuke: Rose!
Izzy: Pink.
H4T: Phew, while are judges are tabulating up those answers,
Takeru: Five for Fanfic-Izzy, five for real-life Daisuke.
Daisuke: Whooo!! I rule!!!
we'll go on to TK!
Takeru: That game got boring...
Koushiro: *sits up, rubbing head* Well, I slept through it, so can I play now?
*buzzer sounds*
Ken: And that buzzer denotes the change in judges. My turn!
H4T: What does Kari wear around her neck in 02?
TK: A camera.
Koushiro: The collar of her sleeveless shirt!
Ken: Weird interpretation, but they're both right.
H4T: What number child is Kari?
TK: Eight.
Koushiro: Two, because she's the second in her family!
Ken: True, she does have one older sibling.
H4T: What is Kari's Digimental Digimon?
TK: Nefertimon.
Koushiro: Butterflymon!
Ken: Tailmon + Knowledge, you're right!
H4T: Who has an obvious crush on Kari?
TK: Me and Davis.
Koushiro: And the Hoi brothers!
Ken: Using the theory of "just because they came after the fic is no reason not to use them," I suppose.
H4T: What color are Kari's shoes in 01?
TK: Red and White.
Koushiro: Pink, if you average it!
Ken: *sweatdrops* True, but pathetic.
H4T: Whew!!! This is going to be close, I can feel it.
Koushiro: Can't get any closer than even, that's for sure!
Judges, do you have an answer yet?
Takeru: Ken and I did it instantly, so I sure hope so!
Judges: The scores are: Izzy, 5.
Koushiro: No, Izzy's 14! MUCH older than five.
Izzy: YES!!!
Takeru: *as TK* BOOOOOOO!!!
TK: NO!
Koushiro: *as Izzy* BOOOOOOO!!!
Jyou: Stop that, you're scaring me...
Judges: TK, 5.
Koushiro: *smirks* That's a lot closer to Teekster's original age than mine!
TK: YES!!
Takeru: *as TK* BOOOOOOOO!!!
Ken: Heh, got that a bit mixed up, I think!
Izzy: NO!
Koushiro: Hey, Fanfic-Me, you won a tie, stop being greedy!
H4T: OMGG!!
Jyou: Double G?
Ken: Gorgeous? Great? Greedy? Gross? Glorious? Green? Grouchy?
This is a first!!!
Takeru: Sorry to burst your bubble, but you've mis-spelled lots of things.
Daisuke: Or maybe she means that she's gone five seconds without whacking me?
Ken: *walks in with Yolei* Of course it is, it's only the first episode.
Ken: I've got a point there! ^_^
Daisuke: Wow, he asked Yolei out, I don't believe it!
H4T: ... oh yeah. ANYWAYS.
Takeru: There you go again... "Anyways" isn't a real word!
We need to have a tiebreaker. Let's go into the tie breaker mode!!!
Daisuke: You have to go into tie breaker mode to do a tiebreaker? I'm confusled...
The first one to get an answer wrong loses.
Ken: But that means that the person who goes first is at a disadvantage!
Okay??
Jyou: She's going to run out of punctuation marks soon, I wouldn't be surprised.
H4T: Izzy, what is the full evolution line, Rookie to Mega, of Kari's Digimon?
Izzy: Salamon, Gatomon, Angewomon, Magnadramon.
Koushiro: Or Plotmon, Tailmon, Angewomon, HolyDramon!
H4T: Correct. TK, what is Kari's so "color"?
Ken: That grammar is painful.
TK: Pink.
Takeru: Actually, her skin is more peachy than a true pink.
H4T: Correct, Izzy, what is Kari's age in 01?
Izzy: 8.
Koushiro: Embarrassing that I don't know her exact age!
H4T: Correct, TK, what is Kari's age in the American version of 02?
TK: 12.
Takeru: Who cares about exact ages?
Jyou: Never gonna buy her a birthday present, are you guys?
H4T: Correct, Izzy, what is Kari's middle name?
Izzy: Uh... um... Bob?
H4T: Incorrect.
Koushiro: *sighs* Should have at least gone out in style. "Asayake," though the wrong answer still, at least sounds pretty...
Ken: "Morning glow"... that is pretty!
Izzy: Awww...
Daisuke: Haha, Koushy lost his girlyfriend! Hahahahaha!!
H4T: THAT MAKES TAKERU OUR WINNER!!! KARI, COME ON OUT!
Jyou: Just be thankful this isn't a lemon!
Takeru: *blushes*
Kari: *walks out* Who won?
Daisuke: *as H4T* This insect! *holds up a dead caterpillar*
Takeru: Ewww!! Daisuke!
H4T: TK.
Takeru: What? I thought you didn't like him!
Jyou: *sweatdrops* She was just saying Fanfic-TK won, not rebuking you!
Kari: ^^ Yay! *hugs and kisses TK*
Ken: Aww, that's so sweet.
Takeru: *blushes*
H4T: Thanks for a lovely show.
Jyou: Stop it with the politeness!! I wanna get ouuuut of here!
And being runner up, Izzy will get to host our shows from now on!!!!
Izzy: HA HA!!
Koushiro: Hey, that's kind of cool! Not sure how much of a prize it is, but... at least it's recognition!
H4T: Another happy ending on The Gameshow Thingamajig!
Jyou: It's happy because it's an ending!
Alright everyone, if you liked that, and want another episode out, tell me these three things.
Daisuke: What if we didn't like it?
Takeru: *grins* Well, you should just try to improve your personality until you do, then!
1. Who the girl should be.
Ken: Easy! Figgerella!
2. Who the 4 contestents should be.
Ken: Prince Stone!
Daisuke: The Fairy Orangemother!
Koushiro: Mr. Prune!
Takeru: The HAT!
Jyou: ...what are you all talking about?
3. Ideas for commercials, infomercials, anything over the commercial break.
Jyou: Anything, so long as it's Digimon-related! Or even just from the real world! Or even just anything that MAKES SENSE!
Thanks!
Daisuke: Man, this girl is super-polite...
- Hikari4Takeru <3
Koushiro: Like the heart, very cute.
Jyou: *dances* She's done, we're free, she's done, we're free, she's done, we... what are YOU doing here?
DarkGatomon: *sweatdrops* I was the one that brought you here, I think I've got perfect right to stop in and visit.
Ken: Why did you bring us here, anyway?
DarkGatomon: Well, it was either that or kill you right off...
Jyou: EEP! *hides behind a sofa*
DarkGatomon: Indeed. Well, you're all irritating me again. Into the Room of Pain and Death you go! *points to a doorway that looks to have originally had pictures of ducks and rabbits on it, but now has a skull-and-crossbones spray-painted over it*
Takeru: WHY do baddies never like duckies and bunnies?
Ken: *shrugs* It's in the code.
Takeru: Ah, well, no point in delaying it... *saunters off into the Room of Pain and Death*
Jyou: One thing first... *gulps* Why was I here in the first place?
DarkGatomon: Because.
Jyou: *shrugs* Works for me! *follows Takeru*
Ken: After watching Koushiro today, I'm not so afraid of pain and death. *enters the ghastly door*
Daisuke: Oh, well, if the whole group's doing it! *trots after Ken and opens up the door* Hey!! There isn't torture stuff in here! It's an arcade!!
DarkGatomon: -_-;;;;;; *gives Daisuke a shove, knocking him into the room*
Koushiro: Arcade, eh? Wonder if there's a place to hook up my phone cord...
DarkGatomon: Don't bother looking in there, Koushy! There's a high-speed line -- as in, ten times faster than anything you can get on earth -- right over on this wall here. You can do... whatever it is you do... in peace and quiet! Consider it a present for having gotten so wonderfully psycho earlier.
Koushiro: PRODIGIOUS!!
DarkGatomon: I'll leave you with that... *walks through the door into the Room of Pain and Death, and jumps on top of Ken's head to watch him play*
