Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon: Digital Monsters, or anything relating to it. It is owned by Saban, Toei, FoxKids, and/or Bandai and other people or corporations. I do not claim to own Digimon: Digital Monsters or the characters thereof. I also do not claim to own "Kids in America," or anything relating to it. I own all the words between the song, though. Mine, all mine!!!
A MST of "Kids in America," from "Digimon: the Movie"
by DarkGatomon
Looking out a dirty old window
I thought about moving to the window right next to it, which had been installed yesterday and washed this morning.
Down below the cars in the
model train-set were being smashed to bits by a coal-car.
City go rushing by
the stoplight, thus causing a twenty-car pileup.
I sit here alone
because not even Koushiro would take me on a date.
And I wonder why
I refused the really cute guy who offered to clean my window for a dollar, with a wink.
Friday night and everyone's moving
Super: Okay, it's Friday night! You'd all better have switched around your apartments by tomorrow morning, or you're out of here!
I can feel the heat
from the neighbor's apple pie that was cooling on the windowsill... it's calling me...
But it's soothing
"Ah, nothing like a 110-degree heat wave to calm you down!"
Heading down
to the basement, carrying a pail of fishheads to feed the monster under the stairs.
I search for the beat in this dirty town
"Oy! I can't find a single beet in this city... how am I supposed to make my stew?!"
Downtown the young ones are going
because Godzilla was wreaking uptown.
Downtown the young ones are growing
weed. For, uh, medicinal purposes, of course.
We're the kids in America
We're the kids in America
"I'm sorry, sir, but 36-year-olds are not allowed on the Little Happy Fun Ride."
Everybody live for the music-go-round
Person: "What's the vote for living for the music-go-round?!"
Crowd: "AYE!!"
Guy in the Back of the Room: "Nay."
Bright lights, the music gets faster
because the bright lights were on top of a police car and the music was to the beat of its siren as it came closer.
Look, boy, don't check on your watch
Boy: "Um. If I'm not supposed to look at my watch, what am I supposed to look at?"
Not another glance
"I'm already bleeding from the first glance from your sword!"
I'm not leaving now, honey, not a chance
"Check back in five seconds, though. There might be a chance then!"
Hot-shot, give me no problems
Hot-shot: "Well, okay. How about a diamond engagement ring, though?"
Singer: "YOU BET!!"
Much later, baby, you'll be saying "nevermind"
Hot-shot: "Hi, you wanna dance with me?"
Girl: "YE..."
Hot-shot: "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were prettier. Nevermind."
Girl: "..."
You know life is cruel, life is never kind
Life: "NO! And just for asking, I'm going to kill your pet frog, Trevor!"
Boy: "...I don't have a pet frog."
Life: "...oh. Well, now you do!" *holds up a frog*
Boy: "YAAAAAA..."
Trevor: *gets squished*
Boy: *sadly* "Oh."
Kind hearts don't make a new story
Unkind Heart: "Once upon a time, the universe was created. Five seconds later it was destroyed. No people ever lived to live happily ever after. The end."
Kind hearts don't grab any glory
Def. "Glory Grabber": A person who claims a lower-ranking person whom nobody would ever believe's accomplishments for their own.
We're the kids in America
We're the kids in America
Guide: "Actually, the cruise ship entered international waters an hour ago."
Kids: "Oh."
Everybody live for the music-go-round
Person: "Everybody? Animals included?"
Singer: "You know it!"
Come closer, honey, that's better
Singer: "Now you're too close! Your arm is going through my chest!!"
Got to get a brand new experience
Teacher: "Okay, class! Today we'll be learning how to sweep chimneys!"
Class: *dully* "Yay."
Feeling right
Person: "But I'm always wrong!"
Person #2: "You're right about that!"
Person: "...but then I'm not."
Person #2: "So you were wrong after all. Sorry."
Person: "It's okay, I'm always wro... ARGH!!!"
Oh, don't try to stop, baby
"Twenty more pushups, or it's into the piranha tank for you!"
Hold me tight
Boy: "Like this?"
Singer: "Too loose."
Boy: "Oh. How about now?"
Singer: "Too tight."
Boy: *sighs* "And now?"
Singer: "Just right!"
Boy: "FINALLY!"
Outside, a new day is dawning
New day: *yawns* "Man, I'm tired already... I wish one of the old days had told me how tiring dawning was!"
Outside, suburbia's sprawling everywhere
Inner-City: "Hey! That's my space! Keep to your own!"
I don't want to go, baby
"I'm stuck to the leather seats!!"
New York to East California
Atlantic Seaboard: "Hey! What about me?"
West Coast: "And me!!"
There's a new wave coming, I warn ya
Tiniest Wave in the Entire Ocean: "Yeah! Better be careful, I'm going to wash away quite a few grains of sand, you can be sure!"
We're the kids in America
We're the kids in America
Everybody live for the music-go-round
We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America...
So you keep saying. Do you have a problem with your sense of worth, that you must repeat that single fact so often? Oh, wait, you were stuck on repeat. *whacks the record; it ends* Perfect! ^_^
