DG: *steps out of a convenient shadow and addresses the camera* Before this fic begins, I have a very special song I'd like to sing. It really means a lot to me.

*all the lights darken, then a spotlight turns on, pointed at DG. DG is holding a microphone*

*talks into microphone* This is to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star. That song also means a lot to me. ...actually, it doesn't. I don't know why I said that. Oh, well.

*music starts*

*singing*
Looky, looky, I can nod
I can nod, yes, I can nod
Looky, looky, nod nod nod
I can nod, look, I can nod
Looky, looky I can nod
Looky, nod, yes, I can nod.

*steps back and bows* Thank you. Oh, and, I don't own Digimon. Yet. Oh, yes... one day, I SHALL own them all, and they SHALL bow under my glance, for I SHALL OWN AND RULE THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Emi: *steps in* Leave the kitty to her insane rambling, and staaaaaart the FIC!! *pushes DG off the stage*

Jyouchi Through the Ages
A Fic by DarkGatomon, with a Title that has Nothing to Do with the Actual Content of the Story
Dedicated to her favorite Goggle Girls, Joshin and Joshou

Taichi: Hello, Jyou! I'm Taichi!

Jyou: I know who you are, Tai! I'm Jyou.

Taichi: Hey, I know who you are, too! Yay! We both know each other!

*Taichi and Jyou hug*

Hikari: Hi there. I'm Hikari, and I'll be narrating this fic. Yep, Toei pays us so little that I actually have to go and narrate a fic featuring my brother's relationship with an older boy. Isn't life great?

H4T: *runs in and hugs Taichi* TAICHINESS!

Hikari: Are you the author?

H4T: Nope! I'm her sister! *glomps Taichi*

Jyou: Hey! Off my boyfriend!

Hikari: Well, if you aren't the author, you can get out of here. Go! *shoves H4T off* Now let's continue, shall we?

TG: *runs in* Hey, is this a 01 Taichi or a 02 Taichi?

Hikari: *consults her notes* 02.

TG: So no goggles? ;_;

Hikari: *looks over at Taichi* He's wearing goggles! ...I don't know how he got them...

Taichi: *cutting in* I'm special.

Hikari: ...but they're there. And don't do that, Tai, you sound like Davis. *shudders, then turns back to TG* Are you blind? Why didn't you just look?

TG: *shrugs and huggles Taichi* It's not my fic. Wouldn't want to say something wrong.

Hikari: So you aren't the author? Out with you, then! *tosses TG out* Back to the story... oh, no...

Clarissa: Hiiiii! TAICHINESS!! *glomps Taichi*

Jyou: What is it with people and my boyfriend!?

Hikari: *sighs* Are YOU the author?

Clarissa: *confused* I don't know. Am I?

Hikari: Probably not. *tosses Clarissa off a cliff* Now, when we left off our story, Jyou was just... oh, please tell me this isn't happening!

*Brock and a random guy named Chris Podima run in and hug Jyou. Clarissa chases after and hugs Brock, TG runs back in for another shot at Taichi, and Emi wanders in clutching Daisuke*

TG: Did you know I'm the daughter of Taichi and Sora?

Jyou: *glares at Taichi for being unfaithful*

Hikari: *surprised* Really?

TG: No.

Hikari: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT?!?!?!

TG: If you're going to be like that, I'm leaving! *drags Taichi off with her*

Hikari: Hey! You can't do that! Come back here with my brother! *runs after TG and trips over DG* AGH! Wha? Hey, Gatomon, what are YOU doing here?

DG: I'm NOT Gatomon!! Well, I am, but I'm DarkGatomon now, you see. The Kuroneko Yajuu. Nisou to Joshin TG.

Hikari: *interrupting* I was chasing a GODDESS, then? A Goddess stole my brother? And you're her Priestess?

H4T: *runs over, still dragging Daisuke* ANE-SAN! Hiiii!

DG: *jumps on H4T's head* Imoto-san! Glad to see you here! Is that a Daisuke you got? Ooh, fun!

Hikari: *looks back and forth between DG and H4T* SISTER? Then you must be the author! This was your plan all along, wasn't it?

DG: *cheerfully* Nope! Worked out great, though, didn't it? What a turnout! Ooh, I know... need some popcorn. *runs off to find some, better to enjoy watching TG chase Taichi with*

Hikari: Oh, that's it, I don't care how little I make, I'm getting out of here!

Bob: I guess I'll be narrating now. Let's treat the readers to a final look around, shall we?

*the camera pans, and we see Clarissa telling Brock that he's like all her other male friends except cuter; TG is trying to force goggles back on Taichi's head (he'd pulled them off and tried to hide them to keep them safe) and having difficulty, what with H4T shouting "HI!" into his ear one million seven hundred eighty-three thousand five hundred thirty-two times; and finally back to Bob who's sharing popcorn with DG and arguing about who's cutest -- Taichi, Tai's son Takato, Daisuke, Davis's son Dakedo, or Tamer Takato*

Bob: *looks up* Oh, yeah. That's the end of our show... er, this fic. I guess. Turn 'er off.

*click*