Email: chika165@hotmail.com
Hello All. The main purpose for this fic is to make me not bored by putting all sorts of characters in the same room and see what will happen. I know, you probably think I'm a weirdo, but I'm extreamly bored and I have nothing else to do but this. Okay the * * means that the characters are doing this. And you all know that these characters that I'm using do not belong to me, but to there owners who I don't feel like naming. And if you do wish to sue me you'll get about 85 cents since thats all I have. Okay on to my little story type thing.
*Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina look around the kind of large room they are in*
Serena: Okay where are we?
Amy: In some sort of room
*5 figures appear out of no where*
Stranger #1 who is extreamly cute with braid: Where are we?
Stranger #2 who is also extreamly cute with blonde hair: Good question
Stranger #1: What kind of author puts us in a white room?
*Stranger #3 who is extreamly cute who is well cute takes out a gun and points at the girls once he notices them*
Stranger #3: Who are you and who do you work for?
Lita with big hearts in her eyes: They all look like my old boyfriend, maybe even better!
*Other girls roll their eyes*
Serena: Uh hello, I'm Serena and these are my friends, the one who is drooling is Lita, the girl with the blue hair is Amy, the other blond hair girl is Mina, and the last and definatly least is Raye. And could you please stop pointing that gun at us?
*Serena looks at Stranger #3*
Raye: LAST AND DEFINATLY LEAST!?! HOW DARE YOU SERENA!
Serena: Well it's true
*Raye sticks out her tounge at Serena, Serena sticks her tounge out at Raye*
Stranger #4: Humph
Stranger #2: Hello I'm Quatre Rabera Winner, the one with the braid is Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton is the guy with the hair over one eye, Wufei Chang is the one with the black hair, and the guy with the gun is Heero Yuy.
*Heero glares at Quatre for revealing their identies*
Duo: Nice meeting you all, but how do we get out of this room?
Heero whispering to the girls still with his gun: Don't even try to do anything funny
Duo: Don't mind him he's not a people person
Lita whispering to Mina and Serena: I like the one with the braid, how about you guys?
Mina whispering: I like the blonde
Serena whispering: The guy with the gun is cute, but he seems evil
~An uncomfortable silence for 10 seconds~
Serena yelling: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! TALK ALREADY!
*Everyone stares at her*
Serena: uhh...he...he......sorry
Heero mumbling under his breath: silly girl
Serena: I heard that!
Heero with his eyes closed: So?
*Serena turing the color of a tomato*
Raye: Hey Meatball head you better stop before you pop
Serena glaring at Raye: Raye, SHUT UP
*Serena and Raye get in a fight*
Wufei: Humph
Lita staring at Duo pratically drooling: What a dreamy guy!
*Duo looks at Lita*
*Lita blushes*
*A man appears and everyone looks at him*
Stranger: What the? Where am I?
Heero poiting his gun at the person: Who are you and who do you work for?
*The girls sweatdrop*
Serena: Is that all he says when someone shows up?
Quatre: Yup
Serena: Oh
*Stranger comes into the light and it's Darien*
Serena: Darien why did you show up and not a completly hunky guy?
Darien ignoring the girl: What the hell? What's with the white room?
Duo jealous of all the attention Darien was getting: Who's this Darien guy? He looks gay to me!
*Serena and Mina try not to laugh but failed*
Serena: HAHAHAHA....DARIEN..........GAY..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mina: DAR.........HAHAHAH........GAY FREAK........HAHAHAHAHAHa
*Amy, Raye, Lita, Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa and Wufei sweatdrop*
*Darien turns red in the face*
Darien: How dare you?!? I am NOT gay! Only on weekends and that's for extra cash!
*Everyone not including Darien, chins hit the floor*
Darien sweatdropping: Whoops did i say thay?
*Amy coughs*
~Silence for a minute~
Heero breaking the silence: Should I kill him?
*Everyone but Dairen nods*
*Heero aims and shoots, now leaving a once gay Dairen dead on the floor*
*Everyone cheers and claps*
Amy: So how are we going to get out of here?
Lita: Amy use your computer to figure it out.....
*Amy bonks herself on the head*
Amy: I totally forgot about that!
*Amy now is typing on her mini computer*
*Duo walks toward the now sitting Lita and sits by her*
*Lita smiles at him*
*Duo smiles back*
*Wufei makes a gagging noise*
Mina: This is SO boring!
Heero: Go play with the gay guys head, kick it around, that'll keep you busy
*Mina goes and does as he says*
*Some else appears out of thin air*
Stranger: Uhh..okay.....
Heero with his gun again: Who are you and who do you work for?
*The girls sweatdrop once again*
*Stranger comes out and it's Chad*
Chad getting close to Heero: Whoa! Cool a gun! Dude can I hold it?
*Heero shoots Chad in the arm*
Raye staring at the helpless Chad: What did you do that for?
Heero: He bugged me
Lita whispering to Duo: Does he just shoots anyone he wants?
Duo whispering back: Only if the person is a threat to him, or the person just annoys him
Trowa: Okay I'm tired of sitting around, GET ME OUTTA HERE!
*Everyone stares at Trowa*
Trowa: Sorry I lost my temper
*Sweatdrop from everyone*
*Quatre is being bugged by Mina by too many questions*
Mina: How old are you?
Quatre: 15
Mina: What's you favorite food?
Quatre: I don't know
Mina: Will you go out with me?
*Quatre blushes*
Quatre: Uhh no?
Mina: Okay
Raye: Amy are you done with that yet?
Amy: No
Raye: Oh
*Duo tries to kiss Lita*
Lita: What are you doing?
Duo: Kissing you
Lita: Oh
*Heero almost shoots Duo*
Duo: What you do that for?
Heero: I don't feel like seeing you make you with her
Duo: Why don't you try making out with a girl maybe you won't be so cranky all the time
*Heero stares at Dou*
*Dou stares at Heero*
Trowa: You two can stop now
*Heero and Dou stare at Trowa*
Trowa: Fine just stare at me all you want
*Two shadowy figures pop up*
*Heero takes out his gun*
Heero: Who are you and who do you work for?
*Girls sweatdrop and so does the other four guys*
Stranger #1: Uhh...huh...huh..cool...chicks
Stranger #2 gets close to Raye: Yeah.........Hey Baby....how bout you and me get a room?
*The light shows on them and it's....Bevis and Butthead?!*
*Bevis tries to look up Amy's skirt and Amy kicks him in the head*
*Butthead tries to touch Raye but Raye uses one of her evil scroll things to freeze him and punchs him in the nose*
*Bevis now tries to kiss Serena*
Serena: Heero do you mind?
*Heero takes out his gun and kills them both*
Serena: Thanks Heero
Heero: For what?
Serena: Nevermind, ya know this author is really evil, she makes us sit in this white room, and then she brings out these freaky people and Heero has to kill them all!
A girls voice from nowhere: Serena shut up
*The girls look terrified*
Heero: Show yourself!
The girls voice: Why?I'm just the evil author who's putting you through all this...MWUHAHAHAHAHA
Quatre: Why?
Author (Me): ...........
Quatre: Aren't you going to answer me?
Author (Me): No
Quatre: Why?
Author (Me): Cause I don't have too! I can send a million monsters and people with guns if I want to, and you can't do nothing about it! HAAHAHA
Raye whispering to Amy: I think she's gone wako
Author (me): I heard that Raye, but I have to go now bye bye!
*Everyone looks at someone and shrugs*
Lita: I think she went crazy ....
Amy: It was probably all those porkchops she ate for dinner
Serena: Amy how do you know if she had porkchops?
Amy: Because Serena, Porkchops makes girls crazy
Serena: Oh
*Raye goes over and pokes Wufei in the arm curious*
Wufei: Touch me again and I'll be forced to kill you
*Raye rolls her eyes*
Raye: Well your a real sweat guy
*A big monster pops up with a yellow tail and red eyes*
Monster: Sailor Moon give me the Silver Crystal Now!
Serena: Can't you come back later? I don't feel like fighting
The other four girls: SERENA!
Raye: Nice going Meatball Head, now the know your Sailor Moon!
*Raye pointing at the boys and monster*
Wufei: What the heck is Sailor Moon and who the hell is that?
*Wufei points at the freaky thing*
Monster: ask them they know!
*Monster points at the girls*
Serena: Girls we might as well tranform
Serena: Moon Crystal Power!
Amy: Mercury Star Power!
Raye: Mars Star Power!
Lita: Jupiter Star Power!
Mina: Venus Star Power!
*The girl transform to the five sailor scouts, Sailor Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus*
Serena turned Sailor Moon: Hold it right there! I am Sailor Moon, I stand for love and justice, and on behalf of the Moon I shall right wrongs and triumph over all evil and that means you!
*Sailor Moon does some moves with her hands*
Heero: What the hell was that?
Duo: Don't ask me
Wufei: Whats with the skirts and bows?
Duo: They look cute like that
Trowa: There' re probably playing dress up
Quatre: Guys that's mean
Dou: What's mean about saying they look cute?
Quatre: Never Mind
Sailor Mars: Mars Fire Ignite!
Sailor Venus: Venus Love Chain Encircle!
Sailor Venus: Go for it Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon: Moon Sceptar Activation
*Monster dies*
Duo: That was interesting..
I know stupid place to end it, but it was getting WAY to long! So that's all for now! Next part coming soon! New people showing up, and weirder stuff, If I can think of what to put up... Also I know Heero doesn't say 'Who are you and who do you work for' in the cartoon, or does he? Anyway that's his famouse line in this story! ^.^ Email me with your thoughts!
