By Dreama Tsuki
Hey minna. I know, it's been overdone, but they can be fun to, right? This is just a special so you don't find out how Duo will get rescued from Mamoru. Sorry, it's just some Halloween humor! I will give you the winner of the bashing: in Spanish. Papas Fritas. If you know Spanish and the answer, don't tell! All disclaimers apply. On with the show!
Duo sat in the kitchen eating candy. Quatre came in and gasped, "Duo! That is for the Trick or Treaters!"
"But I'm hungry and tiered of waiting for everyone to finish getting ready!" cried Duo.
"Duo, you're not even ready," said Quatre. This year the theme for the group was The Wizard of Oz, Usagi was going to be Glenda, since she didn't have the right hair for Dorothy. (I'm being Wufei! BWAHAHAHAHA!) Trowa was going to be the Scarecrow, Heero was the Tin man, Quatre was the cowardly lion, Duo was going to be Oz, and Wufei, well Wufei was going to be Dorothy.
When most of them were ready they all stood at the door waiting for Wufei. Usagi looked really pretty as Glenda and Duo looked very cute as Oz. Though, there were a few objections at first, but Usagi convinced him.
"Hurry up Wu-man! We wanna go!" shouted Duo.
"I'm not coming down!" Wufei shouted back.
"That's it, I'm coming up," said Duo as he started up the stairs.
"Oh please don't Duo," said Quatre in his lion costume. (Dreama: KAWAII!! ::hugging Quatre the Lion::)
Duo went up anyway and dragged Wufei down in his Dorothy costume. Quatre and Usagi tried to hide their snickering. Trowa did a mini smile, and Heero did that insane scary laughter of his. Wufei had his hair down, a short dress borrowed from Usagi, makeup, and a basket with a toy dog inside.
"Quiet weaklings," said Wufei.
"Don't worry, I have them," said Duo.
"Them?" asked Quatre, Duo opened a carton of eggs. "Oh," he said.
"I got the TP," said Usagi. Trowa held up a can of shaving cream, and Heero had silly string.
"Good," said Duo. They went out and walked down the road. The first victim's house they came to was pretty big. They began their work, Wufei wrote "INJUSTICE!" on their pink car.
A window opened up and someone poked his or her head out, "HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO MY HOUSE?"
"Oh no," said Heero.
"It's Relena's house!" said Quatre.
"Run for you lives!" said Duo. They all scrambled in different directions. Duo and Usagi went in one, Heero and Trowa in another, and Wufei and Quatre in the last.
Wufei and Quatre ran into a group of punk kids. "Those kids were easy to scare," said one.
"Yeah, how much did we get?" asked the other and the others began to look into the bags.
Wufei got mad and remembered his first Halloween by himself, he had gotten beaten up and had his candy stolen. "INJUSTICE!" he shouted his battle cry and ran to where the kids were.
"Wufei come back," said the kawaii Quatre Lion.
"AHH!" cried the kids, "We're going to be killed by a cross dresser! Run for your lives!" They all ran off and Wufei stopped and shook his fist at them.
Usagi and Duo had found their way into a haunted house. "Cool, let's go in!" said Duo.
"It looks scary," said Usagi.
"I'll protect you," said Duo. Usagi giggled and they went in, not knowing that it was a real haunted house.
They walked in and the door closed behind them, Usagi jumped and held Duo's arm, who was grinning like an idiot. "Whoooooo's there?" asked a voice.
"I am Shinigami, and this is my sidekick Selene," said Duo, "Who are you?"
"I am a ghost..." said the voice.
"That's cool Mr. Ghost," said Duo and the two continued to walk through.
Heero and Trowa ended up at some elementary school that was helping parents take their children Trick or Treating. One teacher mistook them for volunteers and stuck them with a group of six kids that look almost exactly like the G-boys and Usagi. The girl was dressed up like Sailor Moon and the boys were dressed up like death ninjas.
"Alright you kids, listen and listen good. We didn't volunteer for this, but we're stuck with you anyways. Behave or I will kill you, got it?" said Heero. The Duo look-alike raised his hand. "You, cockroach #1."
"My name is Mark, not cockroach number one," said Mark, "I have to go to the potty."
"You are order you to hold it!" shouted Heero.
Wufei smiled, it actually felt good scaring those little 10-year-olds. Then a group of adults came over, "You scared our kids you horrible cross dresser!" shouted one woman.
"Lets get him!" shouted one, the others agreed and started chasing Wufei and Quatre the kawaii Lion. They continued to run until they got to Quatre's house and Quatre closed the gates and locked the scary old people out.
"What do you want to do now?" asked Wufei.
"Order a pizza and wait for the others to get back?" asked Quatre. Wufei just nodded in agreement and changed out of his costume.
Duo and Usagi continued to walk through the old haunted house. Usagi was really scared, but Duo thought it was cool. The voice continued to pester Duo though, "I am the ghost of the owner of the house..... ohhhhhhhh!"
"Man, would you shut up? This house isn't scary at all, lets go Usagi," said Duo, Usagi nodded and they left.
"Aw damn," said the voice, then the ghost of some old guy came out, "Those were the first to not be scared."
Usagi and Duo went home through the back entrance since a group of old people were blocking the gate, they had already mugged some poor pizza guy and was holding the pizzas hostage.
"NOT THE PIZZA!" cried Duo, who beat up all the adults and took the pizza inside. Usagi was glomped onto Duo, who really didn't mind it.
Heero and Trowa finished taking children, who were pretty much trained to kill unless they didn't get the candy from people at the houses. They had entire pillowcases filled to the top with candy. Heero and Trowa had a ton too. They gave the kids back to their parents, who were mad because their children had been out till 12 pm. Heero and Trowa just went back home.
"I am going to miss those kids," said Heero, Trowa nodded. When they got home there was one pizza left after Duo and Usagi had eaten the other nine.
"So what did you guys do all night?" asked Quatre.
"Usagi and I went to this totally uncool haunted house, all it had was some lame voice that followed you around," said Duo.
"Quatre and I scared some weak children and got chased by their idiot parents," said Wufei.
"We trained some kids to kill for survival on Halloween," said Heero.
"Well that is interesting," said Duo, then he and Usagi went upstairs to make-out.
The others chowed on the candy they got that night. And somewhere in the colony, some kids in death ninja costumes and a Sailor Moon outfit got revenge on the group of punk kids for stealing their candy.
The end.
Like? I hope you did like the special. But it's not the end of the Duo's Tenshi series. I hope to have part eight out soon. Better be going now. Don't forget to write a review! Ja ne! ::Dreama goes back to her place in the sky::
